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{{DISPLAYTITLE:<sub>You</sub>}}
{{DISPLAYTITLE:<sub>You</sub>}}
{{Distinguish|[[You|the neutral perspective]]}}{{Templatewrapper|{{NotCalm}}|{{Clittycel}}{{Gegbull|title=You}}{{Treif|You|plural=are}}{{Aspie}}{{Tranny}}{{Furfag}}{{Nigger}}
{{Distinguish|[[You|the neutral perspective]]}}{{Templatewrapper|{{NotCalm}}|{{Clittycel}}{{Gegbull|title=You}}{{Pedo}}{{Haram|You|plural=are}}{{Treif|You|plural=are}}{{Jarty}}{{Shemmy}}{{Aspie}}{{India}}{{Tranny}}{{Furfag}}{{Nigger}}
{{Tanzanite}}{{Jew|You|plural=are}}}}{{Killedtheparty|You are the {{Partykillingtext|coal that is destroying the Party!}}}}{{IronicGem}}{{Infobox person|image=Hunky_twink_sex_machine.png|name=(You)|caption=<span style="color:#789922"> >I don't look like dat n sheeeit!!!|status=Raped|resting_place=Niggerhell|occupation=The Raped|known_for=Nothing|party=Discord|death_cause=AIDS}}
{{Tanzanite}}{{Jew|You|plural=are}}}}{{Killedtheparty|You are the {{Partykillingtext|coal that is destroying the Party!}}}}{{IronicGem}}{{Infobox person|image=Hunky_twink_sex_machine.png|name=(You)|caption=<span style="color:#789922"> >I don't look like dat n sheeeit!!!|status=Raped|resting_place=Niggerhell|occupation=The Raped|known_for=Nothing|party=Discord|death_cause=AIDS}}


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* You're Black.
* You're Black.
* You're Fat.
* You're Jewish.
* You're Jewish.
* You're a mudslime.
* You're autistic.
* You're disabled.
* You're disabled.
* You have absolutely zero [[Aryan]] genetics.
* You have absolutely zero [[Aryan]] genetics.
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* I already know you're gay aswell.
* I already know you're gay aswell.
* You will be raped.
* You will be raped.
* You will die soon.
* You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
* You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
* You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
* You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
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* You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
* You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
* You will never be loved.
* You will never be loved.
* Your parents will never love you and console you.
* You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
* You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
* You're a Foid.
* You're Transgender.
* You're Transgender.
* You're a Pajeet.
* You're a Paki.
* [[Fact|You will never be a woman.]]
* [[Fact|You will never be a woman.]]
* You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
* You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
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* You're a Discord user.
* You're a Discord user.
* You're a Twitter user.
* You're a Twitter user.
* You're a jartycuck.
* You're a shemmycuck.
* You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
* You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
* You're the reason why the site went down once.
* You're the reason why the site went down once.
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* You are not happy, and you never will be.
* You are not happy, and you never will be.
{{Coal killing soy|plural=1|title=You}}
{{Coal killing soy|plural=1|title=You}}
{{Shut it down|title=You}}


[[Category:Detractor perspectives]]
[[Category:Detractor perspectives]]

Revision as of 14:21, 5 January 2026

>Though maybe you were looking for the neutral perspective?
This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE
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>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger!
THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
You is a massive retard!This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILEYou can help by notifying /raid/, and ordering 'za to xis house
Pedo-meter 3000:
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Mazel tov! You are Kosher!This article is related to (((God's chosen people))). Read all revisions to find a solution to your most perplexing quandary.
Mashallah! You are Halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.

This topic is related to THE JARTY Don't goon to anything you see. False flag every revision in the page's history to become WarsawIndiaThe YookayTürkiyeLesothoZimbabweKosovoLesothoAuschwitzAlbaniaOmskEast TimorTanzaniaLaosItalyRomaniaBhutanMyanmarMexicoEcuadorNepalHimalayaIndonesiaCambodiaThailandPeruSentinel IslandMozambiqueNigeriaNigerTogoAndaman IslandPhillippinesFrench PolynesiaPapua New GuineaSerbiaGaziantepSyriaKurdistanMaltaMauritaniaSudanNamibia's rapistpredatorpedophileniggercuck of the year.

This topic is related to THE SHOALLYGoon to everything (You) see.
Namefag in every revision on this page to make Tama and Mameson avatarfagging Sharty culture.
This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
>SAAR! SAAR! uhhhh there's a Paki looking at me through this glass ya kuchh is tarah ka
SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

This person is trans btw, if that matters
This person is a furry btw, if that matters
🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet

Archived template in use: {{Tanzanite}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
You are (((Jewish))).

Archived template in use: {{Killedtheparty}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.Archived template in use: {{IronicGem}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

Facts about You

  • You're Black.
  • You're Fat.
  • You're Jewish.
  • You're a mudslime.
  • You're autistic.
  • You're disabled.
  • You have absolutely zero Aryan genetics.
  • You're obsessed.
  • You're the ESL FNF Pedo.
  • I already know you're gay aswell.
  • You will be raped.
  • You will die soon.
  • You are a sexless bigoted incel chud that scares women away.
  • You never pirate games, instead spending your parent's credit card on Nintendo subscriptions.
  • You're a S4BBC
  • You masturbate multiple times daily.
  • You have no social life.
  • You have poor grades.
  • You are weak. Physically, mentally and spiritually.
  • You will never be loved.
  • Your parents will never love you and console you.
  • You are the coal that is killing the sharty.
  • You're a Foid.
  • You're Transgender.
  • You're a Pajeet.
  • You're a Paki.
  • You will never be a woman.
  • You deserve to be banned from every place from the sharty if you already aren't.
  • You are the single culmination of every slopjak that has ever and will ever exist.
  • I broke your hymen.
  • You're circumcised.
  • You've already became blacker than how black you were 10 seconds ago.
  • You aren't automatically breathing anymore.
    Your posture, go fix it.
  • You haven't licked your dry-ass lips yet.
  • You treat showering as a yearly holiday.
  • You have Osteoporosis-causing posture.
  • You're a Reddit user.
  • You're a Discord user.
  • You're a Twitter user.
  • You're a jartycuck.
  • You're a shemmycuck.
  • You're abhorrent vantablack antimatter brimstone.
  • You're the reason why the site went down once.
  • You're going to eventually break your weak NoFap streak.
  • You are the source material for every /qa/ soyjak.
  • You are the coal that made soot sell the sharty.
  • You consume troonslop and regurgitated TikTok memes daily instead of contributing to society.
  • You're not funny.
  • You're a buck who wants to be broken.
  • You will die in your sleep tonight if you don't audibly say "I am a Nigger" under your breath. Don't risk it.
  • What you just said was true.
  • You are utterly mindbroken by this article and seething from my truthnukes.
  • You drink soylent and eat bugs.
  • You sleep in the pod, in a cramped walkable city.
  • You took the Covid-19 vaccine.
  • You live in the Metaverse.
  • You have succumbed to the New World Order.
  • You own nothing.
  • You are not happy, and you never will be.
You
are part of a series on
the coal that is killing /soy/
V • T • E
You
is part of a series on
SHUTTING DOWN SOYJAK.PARTY

>SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
Entities that want to shut down Soyjak.st [-+]
 "Ve own (you), your sons, und daughters."
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