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Soyphilia





Some members of the soyjak community reported that they developed sexual attraction towards soyjaks calling them "cute", and "kind of hot actually".roving that some of y'all niggers need to take your meds.[1] This is usually seen in "soyteens" that frequent platforms like Discord, Xitter, and TikTok, as most soyphiles are offsiting nu-immigrants, kek. 
Soysexuality

Being a soysexual means to only have sexual attraction towards Soyboys, meaning men that lack masculine traits, but are not feminine either (AKA incels). A study shows that roughly 25% of soyteens[Marge...] are soysexual, and only visit the website to goon to Soyjaks. Some people are born soysexual, as they are part soy (see transsoy section), meaning that their cum is comprised of soy milk.
Circa February 2025, 'teens have began to notice a recent influx of homosexual ship faggotry between the two variants Chudjak and Wholesome Soyjak[2], not only is this out of character as Chud was literally designed to hate faggots but its clear that offsiters are incapable of making gems and can only destroy what 'jakkers have made. The videos feature homosexually suggestive themes and would imply there is some kind of relationship between the two 'jaks. As it turns out, it doesn't stem from the 'cord but from some fat latina bitch on the 'tok.
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An average soysexual fantasizing
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An example of homoerotic art made by a soysexual
Transsoy

Transsoys are people who identify as a soyjak and sometimes turn themselves into one via a gruesome process called reassoygnment surgery. It goes as follows:
- Begin with peeling off all your skin (must be done on your own)
- Then via injection, replace half of your blood with soy milk.
- Finally, you must get your fellow Rapeson to take one of his murdered soyjak faces and staple it onto your own.
You are now a Neo-Jak! Now go goon your soyclitty and fuck off.
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Ripping the skin off
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Injecting the soy
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Putting the jak's face on
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A proud transSoy!
Gapephilia

Gapephilia is the romantic or sexual attraction to the soyjak variant Gapejak. It is a subtype of soyphilia. There have been many recorded cases of gapephilia within the community, in fact, female versions of the variant were designed by heterosexual gapephiles. We don't know why these people want to fuck a fat hairy kraut with a large gaping mouth, but it may have something to do with SFS (Sharty fixation syndrome). It's not quite clear what their motive seems to be, but some have theorized it's an attempt to falseflag regular gapejak posters and frame them as 'homosexuals', It may be apart of the general psychological operation to make Wholesome Gapejak a faggot.
Evidence for this psyop is Gapephilia and Gapejak X Chudjak trend, as the woke left cannot make their own brimstone so they ruin gemmy variants like Gapejak and Cobson and twist them into their own.
You can recognize a gapejak gooner from their posting, their posts often contain, but aren't limited to:
- Phrases like "I'm such a romantic nigga"
- Overuse of heartjaks
- Blushing gapejaks
- Wanting to 'Cuddle'
Known Gapephiles
- Gapelee
- The guy that drew
subvariant:blowjob_gapejak
- Clubson
- Women, as he gets all da h0es
See also
Snopes
- ↑ fauci
- ↑ https://archive.ph/V8L7r
| Soyphilia is part of a series on Mental health |
Illnesses and Conditions [+]
ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Bipolar disorder ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Depression ♦ Derangement syndrome (Discord ♦ Sharty ♦ Things I like ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dyslexia ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Epilepsy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Paranoia ♦ Pedophilia ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Schizophrenia ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Shadow People ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome ♦ Sociopathy ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Sproking out ♦ Tulpas ♦ Zoophilia
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Meds ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |













