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Giggly Goonclown
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
Orion Grant Passmore, known online as Giggly Goonclown, is a deranged and depraved tranny, faggot, BLACKED fan, rapist of children, dogs, family members, and many others. He is one of the worst people to come in contact with the Sharty (on par with Jeffrey Epstein who indirectly caused the Sharty to be created), and has been the subject of countless raids, feddings, reports, and bans. He is one of the worst people on Earth, and has thus been banished to Niggerhell by the soldiers of Allah, Jesus, and Vishnu never to be seen again.
Evidence of pedophilia and general depravity
For those of you coming from memes telling you to look up "Orion Grant Goonclown", here is some of the most damning evidence we have:
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You can help us by reporting this to the Tucson Police Department, the National Center for Missing and Exploited children, and generally spreading the word:
Personal life
Orion Grant Passmore was sadly born crawled out from the pits of Niggerhell on May 13, 2002.[1] His mother is an alcoholic, his father is a homeless crack addict, and neither are or ever were present in his life. This dogshit upbringing is one of the many reasons young Orion became the creature he is today, as childhood trauma can lead to porn addiction and the development of paraphilias like pedophilia and zoophilia.[2] He was also molested by a drunk 40-year-old babysitter, adding to the mountain of possible reasons for his fractured psyche, and possibly causing him to troon out as early as 14. His social media of choice is Twitter, where he had posted a number of videos of himself "gooning" before his account's inevitable takedown. Apart from this, little is known about Orion's "normal", or rather, his public life, other than the fact that he studied environmental science or ecology in college. On his desktop, there was a folder called "college" next to a file named "SNIFFFFF.jpg." He graduated in 2024 from Pima community college.[3]
You WILL send the police to Orion's home, which is located at 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704, as he IS in possession of child sexual abuse material. You WILL have Qurans, books of Mormon, and Bibles[knowing what this nigger does, please don’t send the word of God to xim, it WILL be desecrated] sent to his home. You WILL leave him 'jaks, as he absolutely loves them!
Judging from the recently uncovered 2026 footage of Orion, it is shown that he has gained weight and dyed his hair black.[4] These changes in appearance are likely due to the extreme stress of being exposed as a massive degenerate faggot, and for the purposes of concealing his identity to prevent possible public attacks, arrests, or his hopeful murder.
The future of Orion is bleak, and that's a good thing.
Gooning life
Orion went by many Twitter handles such as, @AlmondMilkOMG, @CringeGodGiggly, @GigglyGoonClown, and @SillyGayClown. He has a humiliation fetish, and has recorded himself masturbating with a laughing clown track and fart noises, fellating a rainbow dildo, and fucking a McChicken or something. He had garnered a large following on Twitter, retweeting autism fetish content and Islamic porn. He once drew himself farting on his followers. He has also begged his fans to donate to his Cashapp by demanding "SEND ME MONEY STUPID CUCKS."
He used Discord and Twitter to groom minors. On Discord, he would contact others to get a hold of 'P using Telegram and Matrix.[b] Goonclown admitted that he can only get aroused by 'P. Alongside this, he used multiple Telegram accounts (the most recent of which being the now terminated Slaanesh) to access group chats filled with zoophile porn.
He deleted his Twitter account as a form of damage control after becoming aware of his dox. This has most likely not prevented people previously unrelated to the situation (employers, curious normies, etc.) from finding out about his behavior.
If there's one thing you should take away from this, it's that you should NEVER. FUCKING. GOON.
Relationship with the Sharty
The beginning
His Twitter account was posted in a thread, leading to a few soyteens discovering most of his content, but not fully understanding the true depths of his horrid depravity. A dox thread was created, but was moved to /incel/ and later abandoned. A new thread was created on August 1st, 2023, exposing him as a pedophile who admitted to possessing over 500 GB of child pornography, sodomizing his dog, and wanting to rape his homeless crack-addicted father, his seven-year old niece, and his 76-year old grandmother.[1] This was more than enough for 'teens to come together and find all of his personal information and report him to the police multiple times, which, as of writing, has NOT resulted in an arrest. Goonclown's Twitter was posted on a thread, leading several soyteens down a rabbit hole. A soyteen made a 'jak of his Twitter profile picture, which made its way to him and he altered it by removing the stubble and sexualizing it, degrading it to absolute niggerhell brimstone to a degree previously unheard of.
Somephono claiming to be Goonclown did an AMA on the Sharty on August 1, 2023,[5] but was later confirmed to be a fraud.
The thread
A thread with the title "GOONCLOWN LOST" and a full dox of Giggly Goonclown was posted on /raid/ on August 1, 2023, after OP had hacked into Goonclown's discord account and other socials, leaking all his personal info and private DMs. It amassed 2100 replies, an unusual amount for soyjak.party's /raid/ board, the activity of which is typically measured in posts per day rather than posts per second for /soy/ and posts per hour for most other boards. The thread was then moved to /soy/, where it amassed over 5700 replies and over 1400 images, scoring the world record for the largest non-botted thread ever on an alt-chan, and in the history of chans entirely,[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] as a Sharty win and dramaGOD win.[6] It eventually expired due to inactivity and a catty wipe.
The thread is quite long, so here is a summarized version a 'teen made: https://archive.today/Vxpug
After more than a week of silence, Goonclown made an announcement on his Discord server, insisting that he is innocent and that his leaked messages are merely "ageplay" taken out of context by evil far-right pissbaby chudcels.
Connections
Main article: Goongate
Giggly Goonclown is not alone. In fact, he has multiple connections with high-ranking troons, including Chris "the Meme God" Tyson, F1NN5TER and Jean "Ella" Hollywood[7]. This has led to some calling Orion "Jeffrey Troonstein", and other variations.
Multiple 'teens attempted to spread the story to anti-troon news outlets and commentators. They also posted a thread on /tttt/ about it, but all the trannies started jerking off to Jean and arguing amongst themselves.[8]
Additionally, there has been a 4chan thread on /r9k/, in which someone who is believed to be Goonclown talked about committing suicide because their fetishes and "porn-viewing habits" were exposed to the world. When probed further about it, they replied: "loli and beastiality were both viewed."; "My life is officially over.", he added.[9] This post's authenticity was never confirmed by Snopes thoughever.
Later in 2024, a Tucson nusoi named soyjak88 taped 'jaks in front of Goonclown's house. Notably, he also had a "vote Kamala" sign outside.[10] This is surprising to approximately nobody.
In January 2025, some kiwiGODS rolled up to Goonclown's house with a GoPro and asked to interview him, to which he responded by hiding indoors and screaming at the kiwis to leave his property. This was uploaded to the 'farms in August that year.[11] Notably, Goonclown's car had a boykisser bumper sticker, and another that reads "your son calls me mommy". His car is a white Toyota Camry with license plate BMP2128.
A year later in January 9th 2026, a group of 3-5 soyteens (allegedly 10) showed up at his house to confront Goonclown, but they were met with his grandma, to whom they handed a flyer warning her about her grandson's antics. The group also filmed him from outside the house, revealing that he became overweight and dyed his hair black.[12]
It has been theorized by many 'teens that Goonclown intentionally changed his appearance as much as possible to avoid being recognized. Also me personally I think the reason xe is overweight might be due to an inflation/fat fetish, that's how deranged xe is. I for one think he's just gone down the shitter in terms of mental health (even moreso than he already did) and has started decaying as a result.
Reception outside the Sharty
On the 16th of August, Youtuber Lanza released a video about Goonclown. On the 19th of August, DeadwingDork hosted a livestream in which he went over the Goonclown leaks. Turkey Tom's video was released a week and a half later on the 30th of August, with comments from popular Jewtubers such as Wendigoon and Shoe0nHead being made.
Dox
Social Media Accounts
- Aliases: AlmondMilkOMG, CringeGodGiggly, GigglyGoonClown,SillyGayClown
- Name: Orion Grant Passmore
- Date of Birth: May 13, 2002 (24 years old)
- Sex:
- Address: 402 E Camino Lomas, Tucson, AZ 85704
- Nationality: Amerimutt
- Email(s):
- oriongrantp@gmail.com
- kingdekulink@gmail.com
- redbutalsoemail@gmail.com
- ilovestrokingtoponies@gmail.com
- Phono(s):
- +1 (520) 260-4473
- +1 (520) 585-3886 (unknown which)
Auxiliary Information
Passwords: moomoo567, mommy2013, piMxv420
Discord chat logs: NSFL https://files.catbox.moe/1y159f.7z
Reception
Giggly Goonclown is probably the worst figure to ever meet the Sharty, and likely Satan reincarnated. He's the worst pedo-tranny-Jew in the entirety of the Soysphere's history. He is regarded by absolutely everyone as brimstone.
Gallery
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Goonclown as troonjak
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Goonclown's personal variation of the 'Jak (it's literally Poopson)
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Goonclown, hanging
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Goonclown shouting out the Sharty - the poster image of the fake AMA. A 'teen claiming to be the hacker later said that he promised to give Goonclown his Discord account back if he made this video
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He lost
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Another Sharty victory
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KiwiGODs try to interview him
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Soyteens raid his house
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Larp calls Goonclown's grandmother
| > | We knew the Sharty would not be the same. A few 'teens gegged. Some malded. Most were neutral. I remembered the line from the Unabomber's manifesto, Industrial Society and its Future. Uncle Ted is trying to persuade the reader that unrestrained technological growth has caused irreparable harm to the collective human psyche, and says, "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race." I suppose we all thought that, one way or the other. | < |
| Bernd Soypenheimer | ||
Notes
Snopes
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://archive.today/56rxk
- ↑ https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0047235222001015
- ↑
https://www.pima.edu/student-resources/graduation/docs/commencement-program-2024.pdf[dead] - ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/page-105
- ↑ https://archive.today/8MmaM
- ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230810012828/https://soychan.org/soy/thread/4224973.html (Archive)
- ↑ https://archive.today/ZFXzV
- ↑ https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/32257754, https://archive.today/TIm2g (backup)
- ↑ https://archive.today/izFya
- ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/threads/giggly-goonclown.1129/post-176154
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/post-22301019
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.st/threads/giggly-goonclown-orion-grant-passmore.169332/page-105
