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SNCA:Sonic the Hedgehog
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Sonic The Hedgehog (or more shortly, Sonic) (or Sonic "Maurice" Hedgehog to Archiefags) is the video game series that unites all the autists, soyboys and trannies of the world, unlike the bing-bing wahoo man he's an animal, which also means furries are in the fanbase.
History[edit | edit source]
He was created by SEGA during the early 90s, as SEGA desperately needed a mascot to compete against Super Mario and Nintendo by extension, as the literal whos of the Master System-era just weren't cutting it.
To make a long SNCA short, he flip-flopped from platform to platform, comic studio to comic studio and everything else in-between until the 2020s, where the franchise after 20 long years of flailing around, finally caught it's footing due to Frontiers not flopping and not being overly gimmicky, unlike every other Sonic game of the '10s.
Classic Era[edit | edit source]
In April 1990, during a mascot competition at SEGA, Naoto Ohshima created the blue shit stain we all know today, and so began development.
Only a year later, the first game "Sonic the Hedgehog" (not be confused with the superior, genre-defining and spine tingling "Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)) was created and lo-and-behold it turned out pretty alright and got postivive feedback from the press and the soon to be soyboy millennials alike.
So they obviously cashed in on the shekels and created Sonic 2 shortly after by the mutts over at STI, the game introduced Miles "Tails" Prower (Aryan) alongside the Spin-Dash.
Sonic 3 (which had to be split into two games due to a McDonalds deal.) introduced Knuckles the Echidnigger, who is "rougher then the rest of them" and "tougher then leather" (imagine a smug Ian Flynn saying that), Knuckles was infamously manipulated by Eggman (or Dr. Ivo Robotnik?) just like a real nigger would, as they are all retarded sub 100 IQ retards. These games are really popular among critics and fans alike due to being actual solid games for the Genesis (or Mega Drive for Europoors) unlike the rest of the platform.
During and after this, there was 3D Blast, CD, Chaos, Blast, Drift, Drift 2, Tails Adventure, Tails Skypatrol, Sonic 1 SMS, Sonic 2 SMS, Sonic 1 GG, Sonic 2 GG, Tails and the Music Maker, Spin-ball but that's too much SNCA for the average nigger to care about.
After[edit | edit source]
After that they made a bunch of failed spin offs and shit no one cared about because they'd rather play the new cool Nintendo 64 which was in 3D. so they made a sega saturn which failed even harder and caused them to scrap a shit shack of a game called "Sonic X-TREME" which claimed to be the better Mario 64 (snopes:bullshit) then when that failed they just decided to go on damage control and make Sonic Jam which is just a collection of the SEGA genesis sonic games and one 3D Hubworld which was cool i guess, but nothing compared to the monopoly the N64 had (even though the PlayStation won). Oh and one weird racing game (running) with annoying ass music. The launch of the SEGA Dreamcast marked a new era of SEGA slop, beginning with Sonic Adventure. In this game, Sonic the Hedgehog had a significant redesign, taller, longer quills, a slightly darker blue shade, and green eyes. and for the first time, Sonic also had a voice, provided by Ryan Drummond, which added to his aforementioned character. This new approach was applied to other characters in the series as well, giving them voices whether they were good or not. Following Sonic Adventure, SEGA released *Sonic Adventure 2*, a more linear game that introduced Shadow the Hedgehog (chud), a character with a darker and more serious persona that contrasted with Sonic's. Shadow The Hedgehog was created as the ultimate aryan übermensch to make his opponents keep taking LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZ and keep raging on as they lose his debates, he is also known for liking Latinxes o algo.
There was also Sonic Heroes where we got introduced to Cream (jartycuck bait). Team Chaotix including Vector The Jewish Bombardino Crocodilo (even doe team chaotix hid team sonic in Sonic X like the helpers hiding the Frank family in the secret annex), Espio The Mexicachamelion, and Charmy The Beenigger.
The Dark age[edit | edit source]
After the guys at Sonic Team were done with the advance games, the general online consensus was that Sonic turned into Shitnic for a while. Most of the games released between Heroes and Frontiers are, for the most part, memes to this day and not as fondly remembered as their predecessors.
Ironically, most people agree that Sonic's downfall started with Shadow's wannabe-edgy-ass game (hence the whole "dark" stuff). In this game, Shadow gets fed up with G.U.N. and not-satan, so he decides to go full-on ball-and-gun negro on them because we were in le hecking 2000s and we needed to add swearing and guns to a franchise for 7 year-olds. "Sonic Rush" released on the Ds the same day as Shadow the Edge-nog did on consoles, it is most notable for being the first gender inclusive game in the series (since they needed to appeal to the ds's female userbase) and introducing Blaze the cat to the franchise, alongside Eggman Nega. Rush had a turbo-snca 2007 sequel with Rush: Adventure, in which Sonic and Tails get stranded on an island inhabited by some raccoon bitch named Marine and they have to fight pirates and shit whilst being on Blaze's timeline.
A year before Rush Adventure released, the world had the opportunity to behold the bone-chilling, character-development-driven, game-breaking-bugs-free, emotionally-draining, fast-burn, totally-cool, "platformer ludo-kino" masterpiece: "Sonic the hedgehog", better know as "Sonic 'O6". Innit, you're forced to constantly switch between Sonic's stupidmasterfully-written friends alongside series newcomer: Silver, in order to stop Mephiles (le bad guy) and save princess Elise of Soleanna. The game is a full-blown masterpiece and doesn't need any mods in order to work as intended, meds, NOW!!!
After 06, there were two nophono wii exclusives ("Sonic and the secret rings" & "Sonic and the black knight") and "Sonic Unleashed". No one cares about the wii exclusives since a) they feature retarded side-characters and shove-it-up-yo-ass motion controls, b) they were wii exclusives and c) they´re still wii exclusives due to Sega's laziness. Unleashed is the most interesting one out of the three; the original release on 7th gen consoles is slightly less buggygemmy than 06 since the mongoloids at Sega blew their budget on a stupidly finicky custom game engine. If you want to play this game in which Sonic becomes an even bigger furry, try some of its PC ports.
Now we're entering Sonic's so retro era, in which Sega kind of gave up on any truly new ideas for the franchise. "Sonic the hedgehog 4" is what probably comes through everyone's minds whenever they hear any of the criticisms people had with the franchise like 4 years ago. Chapter 1 sucks (no that's it, really) and Chapter 2 is slightly less worse than it although people only remember it due to the Chapter 3 bait files hidden in its code. "Sonic Colors" was the closest thing the franchise had to a well received entry during its début, the wisps and Eggman's helper-bots had their origins here. Then there's "Sonic Generations", a mish-mash of some things that really worked (and some that didn't) from previous titles, it is one of those obligatory anniversary things after all. And to end this section, we have 2013's "Sonic Lost World", the bastard child of the sonic family. Noboli would even remember Lost World's existence if it weren´t for Sega's retarded Zavok shilling.
Then there's the "Sonic Boom" games. They're ass, just watch the tv show instead.
2017 was shaping up to be a pretty fruitful year for Sonic after "Sonic Mania" was released that year's August, unfortunately for the turquoise tumor, that good PR went immediately down the drain after "Sonic Forces" released on all systems two months later that same year. There's also "Sonic Dream Team" but people tend to forget about it since it is a fucking Apple arcade exclusive.
In conclusion, the racing game spin-offs mog no diff.
Fanbase[edit | edit source]
Sonic since around 2009 1991 has attracted a bunch of autists, trannies, furries and kids into the fanbase, due to this many many social-media gatherings concerning Sonic turn into either tranny-groomercord hell or actual toddlers drooling on there cracked iToy keyboard discussing slop like Sonic.EXE and or the FNF groom-cord of the week.
The fan-base include the likes of: Chris-Chan, Richard Kuta, Guptill89 and whatever other namefag nigger rolls your boat o algo, there really is too much to list so there's the main two.
There's also /sthg/ on 4chan, which is pedo gooner nigger hell o algo. Everyone who makes suggestive art of Tails or Cream almost always has some sort of connection to it somehow.
