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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{ | {{DISPLAYTITLE:'P}}{{Tw|{{Criminal|plural2=are|title='P spammers}}{{God}}|{{Cobwatch|Smokin' that 'pack tonight.💯}}}} | ||
{{God}} | {{tip|{{bantext|IF YOU SEE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET, <u>REPORT IT AND DO NOT REPLY TO IT</u> (EVEN WITH [[Sage|SAGE]]), AS A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT POST IT ARE ATTENTION WHORES AND IN SOME SITES YOU CAN GET (PERMANENTLY) BANNED FOR REPLYING TO CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!}}}} | ||
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{{tip|{{bantext| | {{tip|{{bantext|REPORT PEOPLE PRODUCING AND DISTRIBUTING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY TO [https://report.cybertip.org NCMEC] AND IF IT'S A SITE THAT DELIBERATELY ALLOWS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, TO THE SITE'S DOMAIN REGISTRAR WHICH CAN BE LOOKED UP [https://www.whois.com/whois HERE]. <u>DO NOT REUPLOAD CHILD PORNOGRAPHY WHEN REPORTING IT YOU FUCKING NIGGER</u>, AS THIS IS STILL ENOUGH TO GET A KNOCK ON THE DOOR FROM POLICE!}}}} | ||
[[File:33CAB47E-D300-4109-BE43-A35E71695157.jpg|thumb|Trust me, I counted, double checked and [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed]]]] | |||
'''P''' is the 16th letter of the Latin alphabet.<ref>https://abcletters.us/what-is-the-16th-letter-of-the-alphabet-know-exact-answer/</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P</ref><ref>https://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_16th_letter_of_the_English_alphabet</ref> | |||
It's also [[soyspeak]] for <u>'''child pornography'''</u> ('''CP''', also known as '''child sexual abuse material/CSAM'''), which used to be [[Spam|spammed]] on the [[Sharty]] by offsite [[Raid|raiders]]. 'p was a huge issue starting from the late [[Soot]] era but it has (thankfully) stopped being a problem, largely due to the [[Media Pending Approval|image approval system]], which made spamwaves unfeasible. | |||
The [[tranime]] version of 'P is called [[lolicon]] (shotacon if it involves boys), and the [[furfag]] version of 'P is called cub. | |||
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There are unfortunately, 2 nations where distribution & possesion of 'p is completely legal. (Said nations are Dominica & Saint Lucia) | |||
== What should you do if you see 'p on the Sharty? == | == What should you do if you see 'p on the Sharty? == | ||
{{tip|'''The [[Media Pending Approval|image approval system]] has completely killed off 'p spam on the Sharty; however the following still applies | {{tip|'''The [[Media Pending Approval|image approval system]] has completely killed off 'p spam on the Sharty; however the following still applies on other imageboards and when someone links to 'p. ALWAYS ignore the post and report it instead of replying/etc. Maybe ctrl+shift+del to clear cache too. If it's a link, also report it to its hosting provider and [https://report.cybertip.org/reporting NCMEC].'''}} | ||
Think about this question for a moment. Should you... | Think about this question for a moment. Should [[you]]... | ||
* A) Ignore the post and report it | * A) Ignore the post and [[report]] it | ||
* B) Respond to the post with a [[sage]] | * B) Respond to the post with a [[sage]] | ||
* C) Respond to the post and [[bump]] it to page 1 so [[Janny|jannies]] have a better chance of seeing it | * C) Respond to the post and [[bump]] it to page 1 so [[Janny|jannies]] have a better chance of seeing it | ||
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* E) Send an anonymous tip to the [[FBI]] or another government agency | * E) Send an anonymous tip to the [[FBI]] or another government agency | ||
* F) <s>Download the ‘p and spend hours [[gooning|’ooning]] to it</s> {{bantext}} | * F) <s>Download the ‘p and spend hours [[gooning|’ooning]] to it</s> {{bantext}} | ||
If you answered "A", you would be '''correct'''! You should simply '''report the post''' by using the report buttons below a post, check the Urgent checkbox (The reason it was added is for incidents like this), and then go into your browser's settings and '''delete the browser cache''' (your browser's "cache" is the data your browser saves about web pages). You can delete the cache by clicking the "clear browsing data" button, you can also fast travel to this setting by pressing Ctrl+Shift+Del. | If you answered "'''A'''", you would be '''correct'''! You should simply '''report the post''' by using the report buttons below a post, check the Urgent checkbox (The reason it was added is for incidents like this), and then go into your browser's settings and '''delete the browser cache''' (your browser's "cache" is the data your browser saves about web pages). You can delete the cache by clicking the "clear browsing data" button, you can also fast travel to this setting by pressing Ctrl+Shift+Del. | ||
If you answered "B", you'd be incorrect. Remember, one of the main reasons 'p is posted/spammed is to generate attention, "seethe", and chaos, which the pedophilic 'p posters/spammers get a kick out of. Replying with a | If you answered "'''B'''", you'd be incorrect. Remember, one of the main reasons 'p is posted/spammed is to generate attention, "seethe", and chaos, which the [[Pedophilia|pedophilic]] 'p posters/spammers get a kick out of. Replying with a sage in attempt to directly call out the 'p poster is useless, at that's exactly what they want you to do. Your sage post is now also tied to and correlated with an illegal 'p post. Please pick option A instead. | ||
If you answered "C", you'd be incorrect. This option is even worse than option B for several reasons. First off, [[Bump|bumping]] the thread with a normal reply will ensure that more users witness the illegal content. You are also still playing into what the 'p poster wants, and your reply is now even more correlated with the 'p post. | If you answered "'''C'''", you'd be incorrect. This option is even worse than option B for several reasons. First off, [[Bump|bumping]] the thread with a normal reply will ensure that more users witness the illegal content. You are also still playing into what the 'p poster wants, and your reply is now even more correlated with the 'p post. Jannies will see the post faster if you just report it. Please pick option A instead.[[File:8chan pedos.png|thumb|{{quote|>STOP POSTING SOYJAKS ON MY LOLI PORN WEBSITE NEWFAG}}<br>{{quote|>HEHEHE THIS EPIC DESU CHILD PORN WILL SURELY OWN DA ZOOOMERS THIS TIME}}]] | ||
If you answered "D", you'd be incorrect. Although it is better than replying to the 'p itself, you are still doing want the 'p posters want you to do by complaining. If you simply want | If you answered "'''D'''", you'd be incorrect. Although it is better than replying to the 'p itself, you are still doing want the 'p posters want you to do by complaining. If you simply want jannies to react faster, reporting a post is still the fastest way to get the jannies' attention. Please pick option A instead. | ||
If you answered "E", you're technically correct, but this option is not preferred in the slightest. First off, your tip will most likely be dismissed/ignored for a lack of hard/solid evidence and information. Secondly, you are attracting unwanted attention to the website by government | If you answered "'''E'''", you're technically correct, but this option is not preferred in the slightest. First off, your tip will most likely be dismissed/ignored for a lack of hard/solid evidence and information. Secondly, you are attracting unwanted attention to the website by [[CIA|government]] [[FBI|authorities]]. SOYJAK.PARTY '''DOES NOT''' ENDORSE THE SHARING OF ILLEGAL CONTENT, it simply happens against the will of the site, similar to how 'p spam is against the will of all normal websites. If a government agency falsely believes that Soyjak.party's main function is to share illegal content, then the site will get deleted, and {{Glowtext|[[Datamining|every user's IP will be logged.]]}} soyjak.party can handle its issues with illegal content on its own, with its own moderators. Please pick option A instead. | ||
If you answered "F", | If you answered "'''F'''", you’re very incorrect. You should go to your local police station and turn yourself in. Bring your devices as well! | ||
Remember, the more replies that the 'p post garners, the more notable it becomes, and increases the likelihood that like-minded attention-starving jagoffs will repeat this process.[[File:'p spam.PNG|thumb|'p spam failraid from the same IP address.]] | Remember, the more replies that the 'p post garners, the more notable it becomes, and increases the likelihood that like-minded attention-starving jagoffs will repeat this process.[[File:'p spam.PNG|thumb|'p spam failraid from the same IP address.]] | ||
It is the job of the | It is the job of the jannies and mods to clean up and moderate the site around the clock at an intense level. When 'p is spotted by a member of the soyjak.party staff, their job is to first remove the obscene image, then archive the image's HASH (not the image itself) onto a private database, send a tip to the authorities along with helpful and accessible information to identify the poster such as their IP address, before finally deleting the post as a whole. Only on very rare occasions does the staff not perform all of these steps in a swift and efficient manner (see: [[Soyvil War 3#2777777 GET and 'p Spam|Dinosaurgate]]). | ||
==Who is behind the 'p spam?== | ==Who is behind the 'p spam?== | ||
All 'p spammers and posters should be considered pedophiles, even if they say otherwise. 'P posters can be regular users of Soyjak.party, or people who never use Soyjak.party. 'P posters can be a lone actor, or can be a small group posting together at the same time. These groups can meet anywhere, but they are usually associated with [[Discord]]. [[4chan]] also has a very pedophile-apologetic culture, although it isn't where 'p spammers plan their attacks from since it's a public imageboard. | All 'p spammers and posters should be considered pedophiles, even if they say otherwise. 'P posters can be regular users of Soyjak.party, or people who never use Soyjak.party. 'P posters can be a lone actor, or can be a small group posting together at the same time. These groups can meet anywhere, but they are usually associated with [[Discord]]. [[4chan]] also has a very pedophile-apologetic culture, although it isn't where 'p spammers plan their attacks from since it's a public [[imageboard]]. | ||
A large reason why 'p is spammed is in an attempt to get the soyjak.party website taken down. They either want the site taken down just to feel the power thrill of taking down a site, or because the existence of | A large reason why 'p is spammed is in an attempt to get the soyjak.party website taken down. They either want the site taken down just to feel the power thrill of taking down a site, or because the existence of Soyjak.party is perceived to be directly harmful to their online existence and beliefs. | ||
Another large reason why 'p is spammed is to generate a large chaotic incident, mostly just to feel the thrill of "raiding" and "watching them seethe". | Another large reason why 'p is spammed is to generate a large chaotic incident, mostly just to feel the thrill of "raiding" and "watching them seethe". | ||
So in short, it's either the [[CIA|glowniggers]], [[Pedophiles|actual pedophiles]] or [[foodists]]. | |||
== Is there a cure for pedophilia? == | == Is there a cure for pedophilia? == | ||
[[File:Christopher Spencer's patented pedophilia cure.jpg|thumb|200x200px|Christopher Spencer's patented pedophilia cure]] | [[File:Christopher Spencer's patented pedophilia cure.jpg|thumb|200x200px|Christopher Spencer's patented pedophilia cure]] | ||
There have been countless attempts at creating a cure for pedophilia throughout the ages, the first one that passed clinical trials was invented in 1873 by Christopher Spencer. However, due to immense pressure from liberals, [[Commie|socialists]], billionaires, [[Joe Biden|American politicians]], [[Minecraft]] [[YouTube|jewtubers]], [[Anon|4cucks]] and other | There have been countless attempts at creating a cure for pedophilia throughout the ages, the first one that passed clinical trials was invented in 1873 by Christopher Spencer. However, due to immense pressure from liberals, [[Commie|socialists]], [[Jews|billionaires]], [[Joe Biden|American politicians]], [[Minecraft]] [[YouTube|jewtubers]], [[Anon|4cucks]] and other pedophiles, his method is yet to be implemented in any legal system. Other notable inventions that could be used to cure pedophilia include: | ||
* [[Woodchipper|Woodchippers]] | * [[Woodchipper|Woodchippers]] | ||
* Baseball bat beating | * Baseball bat beating | ||
* [[Jesus Christ]] | |||
* [[Mental Asylum|Electric chairs]] | * [[Mental Asylum|Electric chairs]] | ||
* [[Vaccine|Lethal injections]] | * [[Vaccine|Lethal injections]] | ||
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* [[Retard|Lobotomies]] | * [[Retard|Lobotomies]] | ||
* Brazen Bull | * Brazen Bull | ||
* No-expenses paid vacation to the Sun | |||
* Prison [[Rape]] | |||
* [[Hoboposting|Shotguns]] | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Wiki 'p spam]] | *[[Wiki 'p spam]] | ||
*[[Zoophiles|Zoophilia]] | |||
*[['o]] | *[['o]] | ||
{{Reflist}} | {{Reflist}} | ||
Latest revision as of 00:35, 21 August 2026
They should not be replicated nor condoned.
P is the 16th letter of the Latin alphabet.[1][2][3]
It's also soyspeak for child pornography (CP, also known as child sexual abuse material/CSAM), which used to be spammed on the Sharty by offsite raiders. 'p was a huge issue starting from the late Soot era but it has (thankfully) stopped being a problem, largely due to the image approval system, which made spamwaves unfeasible.
The tranime version of 'P is called lolicon (shotacon if it involves boys), and the furfag version of 'P is called cub.
There are unfortunately, 2 nations where distribution & possesion of 'p is completely legal. (Said nations are Dominica & Saint Lucia)
What should you do if you see 'p on the Sharty?
Think about this question for a moment. Should you...
- A) Ignore the post and report it
- B) Respond to the post with a sage
- C) Respond to the post and bump it to page 1 so jannies have a better chance of seeing it
- D) Make a new thread complaining about the ‘p
- E) Send an anonymous tip to the FBI or another government agency
- F)
Download the ‘p and spend hours ’ooning to it(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
If you answered "A", you would be correct! You should simply report the post by using the report buttons below a post, check the Urgent checkbox (The reason it was added is for incidents like this), and then go into your browser's settings and delete the browser cache (your browser's "cache" is the data your browser saves about web pages). You can delete the cache by clicking the "clear browsing data" button, you can also fast travel to this setting by pressing Ctrl+Shift+Del.
If you answered "B", you'd be incorrect. Remember, one of the main reasons 'p is posted/spammed is to generate attention, "seethe", and chaos, which the pedophilic 'p posters/spammers get a kick out of. Replying with a sage in attempt to directly call out the 'p poster is useless, at that's exactly what they want you to do. Your sage post is now also tied to and correlated with an illegal 'p post. Please pick option A instead.
If you answered "C", you'd be incorrect. This option is even worse than option B for several reasons. First off, bumping the thread with a normal reply will ensure that more users witness the illegal content. You are also still playing into what the 'p poster wants, and your reply is now even more correlated with the 'p post. Jannies will see the post faster if you just report it. Please pick option A instead.
>HEHEHE THIS EPIC DESU CHILD PORN WILL SURELY OWN DA ZOOOMERS THIS TIME
If you answered "D", you'd be incorrect. Although it is better than replying to the 'p itself, you are still doing want the 'p posters want you to do by complaining. If you simply want jannies to react faster, reporting a post is still the fastest way to get the jannies' attention. Please pick option A instead.
If you answered "E", you're technically correct, but this option is not preferred in the slightest. First off, your tip will most likely be dismissed/ignored for a lack of hard/solid evidence and information. Secondly, you are attracting unwanted attention to the website by government authorities. SOYJAK.PARTY DOES NOT ENDORSE THE SHARING OF ILLEGAL CONTENT, it simply happens against the will of the site, similar to how 'p spam is against the will of all normal websites. If a government agency falsely believes that Soyjak.party's main function is to share illegal content, then the site will get deleted, and every user's IP will be logged. soyjak.party can handle its issues with illegal content on its own, with its own moderators. Please pick option A instead.
If you answered "F", you’re very incorrect. You should go to your local police station and turn yourself in. Bring your devices as well!
Remember, the more replies that the 'p post garners, the more notable it becomes, and increases the likelihood that like-minded attention-starving jagoffs will repeat this process.
It is the job of the jannies and mods to clean up and moderate the site around the clock at an intense level. When 'p is spotted by a member of the soyjak.party staff, their job is to first remove the obscene image, then archive the image's HASH (not the image itself) onto a private database, send a tip to the authorities along with helpful and accessible information to identify the poster such as their IP address, before finally deleting the post as a whole. Only on very rare occasions does the staff not perform all of these steps in a swift and efficient manner (see: Dinosaurgate).
Who is behind the 'p spam?
All 'p spammers and posters should be considered pedophiles, even if they say otherwise. 'P posters can be regular users of Soyjak.party, or people who never use Soyjak.party. 'P posters can be a lone actor, or can be a small group posting together at the same time. These groups can meet anywhere, but they are usually associated with Discord. 4chan also has a very pedophile-apologetic culture, although it isn't where 'p spammers plan their attacks from since it's a public imageboard.
A large reason why 'p is spammed is in an attempt to get the soyjak.party website taken down. They either want the site taken down just to feel the power thrill of taking down a site, or because the existence of Soyjak.party is perceived to be directly harmful to their online existence and beliefs.
Another large reason why 'p is spammed is to generate a large chaotic incident, mostly just to feel the thrill of "raiding" and "watching them seethe".
So in short, it's either the glowniggers, actual pedophiles or foodists.
Is there a cure for pedophilia?
There have been countless attempts at creating a cure for pedophilia throughout the ages, the first one that passed clinical trials was invented in 1873 by Christopher Spencer. However, due to immense pressure from liberals, socialists, billionaires, American politicians, Minecraft jewtubers, 4cucks and other pedophiles, his method is yet to be implemented in any legal system. Other notable inventions that could be used to cure pedophilia include:
- Woodchippers
- Baseball bat beating
- Jesus Christ
- Electric chairs
- Lethal injections
- Guillotines
- Castration with no anesthesia
- Lobotomies
- Brazen Bull
- No-expenses paid vacation to the Sun
- Prison Rape
- Shotguns
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