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{{ | {{Infobox site||type=[[Imageboard]]|founded=April 14, 2024; {{age|April 14, 2024}} years ago|creator=HWABAG|major_boards= /cob/, /qa2/, /nac/, /pol/|total_posts=c. 4,855,832 (rapidly growing)|name=cobson.party|image=[[File:cobsonparty.png]]|url=https://cobson.party/}} | ||
'''Cobson.party'''<ref>https://cf.mickai.me/16224360eaa876e7e04947e7.html</ref> also known as '''the 'son''', is the gemmiest splinter site to ever exist. The site was created by HWABAG on the 14th of April 2024, shortly after the [[Truth|Anti-Cob Purge on soyjak.party]]. The site mainly consists of Cobson posting, pristine OC gems, anti-coal propaganda and a fairly large PPH. It is a mystery as to why the [[Janny|jannies]] did not censor this article unlike every other splinter site. | |||
Unlike historical dead splinters like [[Shemmy]] and [[Swinny]], cobson.party is heavily documented, fiercely defended by its userbase, and stands as a bastion against what its founders perceived as the coalification of the Sharty. With an active database, a dedicated booru for Cobson, and a fiercely loyal demographic of [[Cobson]] enthusiasts, the site has managed to carve out a massive niche in the alternative imageboard ecosystem. | |||
{{Troll}}{{Splinter}} | Nowadays, the website is widely considered the absolute pinnacle of the [[Gem]] aesthetic. It runs on a highly modified version of Vichan, optimized by the current administrator to handle extreme loads during raids and attacks. | ||
== Boards == | |||
[[File:Cobsonpartyhomepage.jpg|thumb|Cobson.party in June 2024.]] | |||
=== /cob/ - Cobson === | |||
/cob/ is the main board of the site. Dedicated strictly to Cobson variants, edits, and lore. It reached its 1,000,000th post GET just six months after launch. Any non-Cobson soyjaks posted here are swiftly mocked and heavily reported. | |||
=== /qa2/ - High Quality === | |||
/qa2/ is the secondary board, operating as a strict quality-controlled zone. Users are expected to post only high-effort OC (Original Content), animations, and pristine edits. [[Janny|Jannies]] on /qa2/ are notoriously strict, handing out bans for anything deemed brimstone. | |||
=== /feral/ - Containment === | |||
/feral/ is the containment board for forced memes, off-topic whining, and low-tier edits. It was created in May 2024 to prevent /cob/ from being overrun by 4chan migrants who didn't understand the site's culture. | |||
=== /meta/ - Site Discussion === | |||
/meta/, functionally identical to /q/ or /qa/, is the meta board for discussing the site's direction, requesting board additions, and yelling at the admins. | |||
=== Minor Boards === | |||
* '''/dnb/ - DNB''' (Added in June 2024, was highly active but later locked due to frequent 'cord raids). | |||
* '''/draw/ - Oekaki''' (Added in July 2024, features a built-in canvas tool. Mostly used to draw glistening gems). | |||
* '''/raid/ - Operations''' (Added temporarily in August 2024 to combat a massive Discord raid, locked shortly after the "Summer Victory", but remains visible as an archive). | |||
* '''/pol/ - Politics''' (The only place where non-English Cobson posting is tolerated). | |||
* '''/nac/ - Not a Cobson''' (A slow board dedicated to posting anything that's not a Cobson). | |||
== History (2024-Present) == | |||
Cobson.party was created on April 14, 2024, following an event known on the Sharty as the "Anti-Cob Purge." Around this time, a vocal minority of jannies on the Sharty began deleting Cobson threads, claiming the meme was forced and stale. This caused massive outrage, as Cobson had long been heralded as the gem that saved the 'party. | |||
Tired of the censorship and the influx of low-quality coal from other sites, an anonymous developer known only as '''HWABAG''' registered cobson.party, hosted it on offshore servers, and advertised it heavily on /soy/ before the Sharty jannies could ban him. The migration was nearly instantaneous. | |||
=== HWABAG (The Founder) === | |||
[[File:HWABAG self-insert.png|thumb|HWABAG's self-insert]] | |||
'''HWABAG''' was the founding administrator and absolute autocrat of cobson.party during its first few months. A highly competent coder, he single-handedly built the site's custom image-hashing algorithm to automatically reject known spam images from Discord raiders. | |||
HWABAG was a strict administrator who believed in a Gem-Only philosophy. He frequently engaged with the community on /meta/, blogging about his hatred for modern internet culture and his vision for a pure, unadulterated imageboard utopia. He famously implemented the Brimstone Filter, a script that would automatically turn certain overused buzzwords into strings of the word "COBSON." | |||
In late July 2024, HWABAG announced he was facing real-life pressure (widely speculated to be university finals or a demanding tech job) and needed to step back. Instead of selling the site or abandoning it, he handed the keys over to a trusted developer named '''GlowieDev''', sparking the site's first major internal conflict. | |||
=== The GlowieDev Incident === | |||
'''GlowieDev''' was a backend developer who had helped HWABAG set up the site's initial DDoS protection. However, the moment he was given admin privileges in August 2024, he began implementing highly unpopular changes. | |||
GlowieDev's most hated policy was attempting to implement a "No Cobson Day" to "diversify the site's portfolio." This completely betrayed the core premise of cobson.party. He also began adding intrusive tracking scripts, leading to intense paranoia among the userbase that he was a federal agent harvesting IPs (hence the nickname GlowieDev). | |||
==== The August Rebellion ==== | |||
GlowieDev tried to force Twitter-tier UI updates and the userbase revolted by spamming the board with thousands of gigabytes of raw, uncompressed Cobson images, threatening to overload the offshore servers. | |||
The rebellion worked. The hosting provider threatened to pull the plug due to the sheer bandwidth abuse. Realizing GlowieDev was destroying his creation, HWABAG briefly returned from his hiatus on August 15, stripped GlowieDev of all permissions, permanently IP-banned him, and handed the site over to a highly respected /cob/ moderator named '''Cobz'''. | |||
=== Cobz (Current Era) === | |||
[[File:Cobbz.png|thumb|Cobz's self-insert, usually depicted as a green alien.]] | |||
'''Cobz''' is the current administrator of cobson.party, operating from late August 2024 to the present day. He is widely regarded as the savior of the site and the perfect balance between HWABAG's strict vision and the community's need for a relaxed atmosphere. | |||
Cobz immediately reverted all of GlowieDev's UI changes and stripped the tracking scripts, restoring the site to its pristine April state. Under Cobz's administration, cobson.party has seen unparalleled growth. He introduced the "Gem of the Week" sticky on /cob/, incentivizing high-quality OC, and officially sanctioned the Cobson Wiki to document the site's rapidly expanding lore. | |||
Cobz is known for his hands-on approach to moderation, frequently participating in threads and playfully taunting off-site raiders. During the Halloween 2024 event, he temporarily changed the site's CSS to make every single board look like a haunted coal mine, tasking users with finding hidden gems in the HTML code to unlock exclusive namefag colors. | |||
== Notable Events & Culture == | |||
* '''The Great Coal Placement (September 2024):''' A massive influx of users from a banned Discord server attempted to raid /cob/ with forced, low-quality MS Paint edits. Cobz responded by silently redirecting all of their IPs directly to /feral/, leaving them to spam each other in a containment board for 48 hours before they realized what had happened. | |||
* '''Real-World Manifestation:''' In October 2024, the userbase managed to successfully hijack a minor trending hashtag on Xitter, convincing thousands of normalfags that Cobson was an avant-garde fashion brand launching in Berlin. | |||
* '''The NAC Ban:''' Unlike The Sharty, Cobz strictly enforces a ban on NAC images on /cob/ and /qa2/. Posting anime, frogs, or gigachads is an instant 3-day ban, maintaining the site's hyper-focused thematic integrity. | |||
== Reception == | |||
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As of today, cobson.party remains fully online, lightning-fast, and fiercely active. It stands as a testament to the fact that splinter imageboards do not always suffer the same fate as [[Jarty]]. With a stable server infrastructure, an active and competent admin, and an endless supply of glistening gems, the site's future looks remarkably bright. | |||
HWABAG occasionally drops in on the 14th of every month to post a single, high-resolution Cobson image, proving that the founding spirit of the site is still alive. | |||
== See also == | |||
* [[Cobson]] | |||
* [[soyjak.party]] | |||
* [[Vichan]] | |||
{{Troll}} | |||
{{Splinter}} | |||
{{FakeArticleEnd|cat1=Gems|cat2=Imageboards|cat3=Soyjak websites|cat4=Splinters}} | |||
{{Blacked}} | |||
{{Bait}} | |||
[[File:Cobsonpartyhomepage.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Cobson.party's fake homepage]] | |||
'''Cobson.party''',<ref>https://cobson.party/</ref> also known as '''the ‘son''', is a fake Splinter [[Bait|bait]] site similar to the old [[jak.soy]] created by [[lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha]] during [[The Day the 'log Bled|the redsoning]]. It consists of a remarkably realistic home page (similar to the one the [[Soyjak.party|Party]] had in 2024) with various fake links to boards, threads and posts, all of these lead to [[Big Black Cock|Blacked]][[Swarthy Thursday|.com]] <ref>https://www.blacked.com/</ref> website except for the [[SoyBooru|Booru]] (which leads to blacked.booru<ref>https://blacked.booru.org/</ref>, which is like [[Rule34]] but for [[BBC|BBC treatment.]]) and the [[rules]] page (which leads to [[faggot|r/lgbt's]]<ref>https://old.reddit.com/r/lgbt/wiki/faq</ref> rule section). It probably logs your IP and traces your address too | |||
{{reflist}} | |||
[[Category:Websites]] | [[Category:Websites]] | ||
[[Category:Fake splinters]] | [[Category:Fake splinters]] | ||
Latest revision as of 22:20, 18 August 2026
Cobson.party[1] also known as the 'son, is the gemmiest splinter site to ever exist. The site was created by HWABAG on the 14th of April 2024, shortly after the Anti-Cob Purge on soyjak.party. The site mainly consists of Cobson posting, pristine OC gems, anti-coal propaganda and a fairly large PPH. It is a mystery as to why the jannies did not censor this article unlike every other splinter site.
Unlike historical dead splinters like Shemmy and Swinny, cobson.party is heavily documented, fiercely defended by its userbase, and stands as a bastion against what its founders perceived as the coalification of the Sharty. With an active database, a dedicated booru for Cobson, and a fiercely loyal demographic of Cobson enthusiasts, the site has managed to carve out a massive niche in the alternative imageboard ecosystem.
Nowadays, the website is widely considered the absolute pinnacle of the Gem aesthetic. It runs on a highly modified version of Vichan, optimized by the current administrator to handle extreme loads during raids and attacks.
Boards[edit | edit source]
/cob/ - Cobson[edit | edit source]
/cob/ is the main board of the site. Dedicated strictly to Cobson variants, edits, and lore. It reached its 1,000,000th post GET just six months after launch. Any non-Cobson soyjaks posted here are swiftly mocked and heavily reported.
/qa2/ - High Quality[edit | edit source]
/qa2/ is the secondary board, operating as a strict quality-controlled zone. Users are expected to post only high-effort OC (Original Content), animations, and pristine edits. Jannies on /qa2/ are notoriously strict, handing out bans for anything deemed brimstone.
/feral/ - Containment[edit | edit source]
/feral/ is the containment board for forced memes, off-topic whining, and low-tier edits. It was created in May 2024 to prevent /cob/ from being overrun by 4chan migrants who didn't understand the site's culture.
/meta/ - Site Discussion[edit | edit source]
/meta/, functionally identical to /q/ or /qa/, is the meta board for discussing the site's direction, requesting board additions, and yelling at the admins.
Minor Boards[edit | edit source]
- /dnb/ - DNB (Added in June 2024, was highly active but later locked due to frequent 'cord raids).
- /draw/ - Oekaki (Added in July 2024, features a built-in canvas tool. Mostly used to draw glistening gems).
- /raid/ - Operations (Added temporarily in August 2024 to combat a massive Discord raid, locked shortly after the "Summer Victory", but remains visible as an archive).
- /pol/ - Politics (The only place where non-English Cobson posting is tolerated).
- /nac/ - Not a Cobson (A slow board dedicated to posting anything that's not a Cobson).
History (2024-Present)[edit | edit source]
Cobson.party was created on April 14, 2024, following an event known on the Sharty as the "Anti-Cob Purge." Around this time, a vocal minority of jannies on the Sharty began deleting Cobson threads, claiming the meme was forced and stale. This caused massive outrage, as Cobson had long been heralded as the gem that saved the 'party.
Tired of the censorship and the influx of low-quality coal from other sites, an anonymous developer known only as HWABAG registered cobson.party, hosted it on offshore servers, and advertised it heavily on /soy/ before the Sharty jannies could ban him. The migration was nearly instantaneous.
HWABAG (The Founder)[edit | edit source]
HWABAG was the founding administrator and absolute autocrat of cobson.party during its first few months. A highly competent coder, he single-handedly built the site's custom image-hashing algorithm to automatically reject known spam images from Discord raiders.
HWABAG was a strict administrator who believed in a Gem-Only philosophy. He frequently engaged with the community on /meta/, blogging about his hatred for modern internet culture and his vision for a pure, unadulterated imageboard utopia. He famously implemented the Brimstone Filter, a script that would automatically turn certain overused buzzwords into strings of the word "COBSON."
In late July 2024, HWABAG announced he was facing real-life pressure (widely speculated to be university finals or a demanding tech job) and needed to step back. Instead of selling the site or abandoning it, he handed the keys over to a trusted developer named GlowieDev, sparking the site's first major internal conflict.
The GlowieDev Incident[edit | edit source]
GlowieDev was a backend developer who had helped HWABAG set up the site's initial DDoS protection. However, the moment he was given admin privileges in August 2024, he began implementing highly unpopular changes.
GlowieDev's most hated policy was attempting to implement a "No Cobson Day" to "diversify the site's portfolio." This completely betrayed the core premise of cobson.party. He also began adding intrusive tracking scripts, leading to intense paranoia among the userbase that he was a federal agent harvesting IPs (hence the nickname GlowieDev).
The August Rebellion[edit | edit source]
GlowieDev tried to force Twitter-tier UI updates and the userbase revolted by spamming the board with thousands of gigabytes of raw, uncompressed Cobson images, threatening to overload the offshore servers.
The rebellion worked. The hosting provider threatened to pull the plug due to the sheer bandwidth abuse. Realizing GlowieDev was destroying his creation, HWABAG briefly returned from his hiatus on August 15, stripped GlowieDev of all permissions, permanently IP-banned him, and handed the site over to a highly respected /cob/ moderator named Cobz.
Cobz (Current Era)[edit | edit source]
Cobz is the current administrator of cobson.party, operating from late August 2024 to the present day. He is widely regarded as the savior of the site and the perfect balance between HWABAG's strict vision and the community's need for a relaxed atmosphere.
Cobz immediately reverted all of GlowieDev's UI changes and stripped the tracking scripts, restoring the site to its pristine April state. Under Cobz's administration, cobson.party has seen unparalleled growth. He introduced the "Gem of the Week" sticky on /cob/, incentivizing high-quality OC, and officially sanctioned the Cobson Wiki to document the site's rapidly expanding lore.
Cobz is known for his hands-on approach to moderation, frequently participating in threads and playfully taunting off-site raiders. During the Halloween 2024 event, he temporarily changed the site's CSS to make every single board look like a haunted coal mine, tasking users with finding hidden gems in the HTML code to unlock exclusive namefag colors.
Notable Events & Culture[edit | edit source]
- The Great Coal Placement (September 2024): A massive influx of users from a banned Discord server attempted to raid /cob/ with forced, low-quality MS Paint edits. Cobz responded by silently redirecting all of their IPs directly to /feral/, leaving them to spam each other in a containment board for 48 hours before they realized what had happened.
- Real-World Manifestation: In October 2024, the userbase managed to successfully hijack a minor trending hashtag on Xitter, convincing thousands of normalfags that Cobson was an avant-garde fashion brand launching in Berlin.
- The NAC Ban: Unlike The Sharty, Cobz strictly enforces a ban on NAC images on /cob/ and /qa2/. Posting anime, frogs, or gigachads is an instant 3-day ban, maintaining the site's hyper-focused thematic integrity.
Reception[edit | edit source]
As of today, cobson.party remains fully online, lightning-fast, and fiercely active. It stands as a testament to the fact that splinter imageboards do not always suffer the same fate as Jarty. With a stable server infrastructure, an active and competent admin, and an endless supply of glistening gems, the site's future looks remarkably bright. HWABAG occasionally drops in on the 14th of every month to post a single, high-resolution Cobson image, proving that the founding spirit of the site is still alive.
See also[edit | edit source]
Cobson.party,[2] also known as the ‘son, is a fake Splinter bait site similar to the old jak.soy created by lolkekkeklmaolmaolmaoxdhaha during the redsoning. It consists of a remarkably realistic home page (similar to the one the Party had in 2024) with various fake links to boards, threads and posts, all of these lead to Blacked.com [3] website except for the Booru (which leads to blacked.booru[4], which is like Rule34 but for BBC treatment.) and the rules page (which leads to r/lgbt's[5] rule section). It probably logs your IP and traces your address too
