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SNCA:Lebanon

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Lebanon is a failed French investment that has turned into a middle-eastern shithole, to the point even Brapzil is better, as most Lebaneses do live there currently.

Fun Facts about Lebanon

  • The lesbianese claim they're phoenicians due to DNA tests made by (((them))), in reality they're a bunch of arabs that rape babies
  • They managed to commit the largest economic fuck up known in the last 150 years.[1]
  • Lebanon's main river is filled with shit[2]
  • It is the third highest indebted country in the world[3]
  • 80% of lebanon's population lives under the poverty line[4]
  • Despite it allegedly being a maronite country(eastern catholics that follow some saint called Maron) 70% of its population is muslim[5]
  • 1 dollar is equal to 90000 Lebanese pounds.
  • It is the most corrupt shithole on earth, all of their billionaires are politicians.
  • Lebanon's former prime minster gave out 16m$ to a south african model.[6]
  • The lebanese army is weaker than hezbollah.
  • The lebanese people get to enjoy 2 hours of electricty every day.[7]
  • Lebanon ranks the 191 globally in terms of internet speed.

Fun Facts about Hezbollah

  • It is a shia militant group
  • It fires rockets at israel every now and then
  • It took over beirut (lebanon's capital) in 2 days in 2008
  • It fought in syria alongside assad
  • They blew up the american embassy in 1983
  • They are funded by Iran


Lebanon is part of a series on
Countries of the Soysphere
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References:
  1. ↑ https://www.worldbank.org/en/country/lebanon/overview#:~:text=The%20Spring%202021%20Lebanon%20Economic,US%2423.1%20billion%20in%202021.
  2. ↑ https://www.ecomena.org/litani-river/
  3. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Lebanon
  4. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Lebanon
  5. ↑ https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/lebanon/
  6. ↑ https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/30/world/middleeast/lebanon-hariri-model.html
  7. ↑ https://beirut-today.com/2020/07/10/lebanon-two-hours-electricity/
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