SNCA:Niger

>Though maybe you were looking for The people who inhabit this country with a very similar name?

Niger is coal.

Niger (pronounced as Nigger, or by some as 'NI-jer') is a landlocked country in Africa located in the Sahel Region on West Africa that mostly consists of deserts and has actual habitable land in the south. The country derives its name from the Niger River, which is also the source of Nigeria's name.

The population mainly speaks French and goons to shit like Soytan and 'P. Niger also has some natural resources because their population was never able to extract any of it during their history.

History[edit | edit source]

What actual Nigeriens listen to.

Niger was formerly a part of the Songhai Empire, Sultanate of Agadez, and the Kanem-Bornu Empire. During the Colonial Era, the French colonized their land and caused people to get BTFO'd so much that they have to gain their independence from being too undeveloped. Later in 1974, Seyni Kountché couped the country and became leader for 13 years until he got 'acked by Tumor cerebral, there's a documentary about xim too.^[1]

This caused Ali Saibou to become the new leader of the country until the 1993 elections. Niger and their military would then fight against the FLAA led by Rhissa Ag Boula and the Temoust Liberation Front led by Mano Dayak until xis 'ack in 1995 during the Tuareg rebellion. Niger faced food crises in 2005-2006, thus causing many Negroes to starve until the problem gets solved sometime.

In 2023, Niger's former president Mohamed Bazoum was driven out by a coup d'etat, and the CNSP decided to be gemmy on Télé Sahel by saying that the country has been couped. During that day, the niggers' protest over an arabmutt later deposes.^[2]

Abdourahamane Tchiani would then become the new leader, xhe will try to fix the country's problems and try to ack Bola Tinubu for being an obsessed brimstone.

Economy[edit | edit source]

The economy of Niger is absolute antimatter, this mostly comes from their vast deserts and lack of industrialization. Their currency is the West African CFA Franc albeit it will soon be replaced due to their currency being French, and niggers being allergic to anything French.

Niger's main resource is Uranium, their uranium mining companies are COMINAK and SOMAIR, both of which have football teams btw. There are also other resources that they produce such as gold, coal, iron, phosphates, petroleum, and water.

Politics[edit | edit source]

Their political situation is awful, mostly coming from their civil wars^[3] and insurgency. They do have a national assembly, which is now suspended because of the heckin' Military junta who have been ruling since 2023.

There are 171 members in each seat and the political party that occupies the most seats are the PNDS-Tarayya party (Bazoum's party btw). They have an alliance called "AES" where their goals are to 'nish the ECOWAS before acking themselves.

They're still fighting against Al-Qaeda and their allies btw.

Media[edit | edit source]

Their media is filled with propaganda videos about the Military junta^[4] while also making gemmy songs about the military, sang by a singer named Mamman Sani Maigochi. One of their songs being "Soja Wuta" which means military fire in Hausa language.^[5]^[6]^[7]

Télé Sahel is one of Niger's national television stations. Their broadcasting levels are too coalish due to their horrendous graphics, this caused a bunch of nusoicacas to make forced memes like the "Café Akouna" for example.^[8] The television broadcasts not only in French, but also in Hausa, Zarma, Arabic, Fulani and a fuckton of regional languages.

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