SNCA:Lebanon

Lebanon is gealy iron from the lukewarm surface of Mulattopurgatorium.

A Lebanese town, notice the lack of kippahs, the old buildings and the nice weather. Jews want you to think it this was actually always a shithole or something.

Lebanon is a failed French investment that is a beautiful, rich and culturally affluent nation turned into a middle-eastern shithole surprisingly very recently (only in 2019), to the point where even Brapzil and Argentina are better, as most Lebanese people live there. It is a country located between Syria and Palestine, and because of this, it has been the victim of Israel's targeting and Syria's as well. Lebanese people have indeed ancient Phoenician DNA and arab DNA makes only some of their genetics, despite what the kikes that wrote this article would like you to think, Lebanese people also contain certain amounts of European admixture, including: Italian, Greek and sometimes even northern Europe. This is due to many different European civilizations settling in Lebanon over hundreds of years, including the French Empire, The Romans and the Crusaders. However, even more strangely, a modern sample identified by soyentists revealed that Lebanese people today have almost 20% WHG + Steppe DNA, meaning that they were influenced by Aryans over history.

Relationship with the Soy-sphere

Despite the Soy-sphere harboring a very low amount of Lebanese people, the few that existed became somewhat prominent figures, for example, Joel, who was a booru namefag before being subsequently banned for his affiliations with der'cord and the alleged creator of slopjaks. Besides him, there was the coder of the shemmy, codefag, who is Lebanese. OPShredder, a 'teen of simultaneously the 'ki, the 'ru, and the sharty, is Lebanese as well, we don't know much else about him though.

Fun Facts about Lebanon

• The lebeARYANS claim they're Phoenicians due to DNA tests made by (((them))) ------> (Only genealogies reveal deeper ancestry you dumb niggerfaggot not a simple 23 and mi test o algo), in reality they're a bunch of arabs with Canaanite and a little European
• They managed to commit the largest economic fuck up known in the last 150 years.
• Lebanon's main river is filled with shit
• It is the third highest indebted country in the world
• 80% of lebanon's population lives under the poverty line
• Despite it being a maronite country(eastern catholics that follow some saint called Maron) half of its population is mudslime (Shias are kuffar, making it only 30% muslim), not accounting for "refugees".
• 1 dollar is equal to 90000 Lebanese pounds. Used to be one of the strongest at 1500 a dollar, basically as strong as Canada's currency for comparison.
• It is the most corrupt shithole on earth, all of their billionaires are politicians.
• Lebanon's former prime minster gave out 16m$ to a south african model.
• The lebanese army is weaker than hezbollah -------> Deboonked because they got raped by the IDF
• Lebanon was held under Syrian occupation for 30 years which made them feminine due to submission to the Syrians
• The Lebanese people get to enjoy 6-8 hours of electricity every day with claims of further improving it to 12, however there are other cheap alternatives widely in use, like solar power or private diesel generators.
• Lebanon ranks the 191 globally in terms of internet speed. (But private service providers can give you 20 mbps, which is not bad and lets you play video games)
• They are known for being the gayest arab country aside from Israel (because Israel is the faggiest with the highest pro-LGBTQ index)
• The Jews caused all of the above (palestinian exodus caused all the sectarian shitflinging)

Fun Facts about Hezbollah

• It is a shia militant group
• It fires rockets at israel every now and then
• It took over beirut (lebanon's capital) in 2 days in 2008

• It fought in syria alongside assad
• They blew up the american embassy in 1983
• They beat israel once in 2006 but their pagers exploded in 2024 or something
• They are funded by Iran
• They still do the roman salute, making them staunch followers of Hitler.

Pictures of Lebanon and other Media

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