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The Bahamas are (((Jewish))).The Bahamas, officially the Commonwealth of the Bahamas, is an island country in the Caribbean. Despite being run by niggers, it is not a shithole like certain other countries; in fact, it is a popular vacation spot for Amerimutts and other foreigners, with tourism accounting for 70% of the country's (((GDP))).
History[edit | edit source]
The first inhabitants of the Bahamas were the indigenous Lucayan people, who migrated there from Cuba. Christopher Columbus first landed in the Americas on an island he dubbed "San Salvador", which historians agree was situated within the Bahamas, although the exact island in question remains uncertain. As with other native Americans, the Spaniards soon enslaved them to work on plantations, and many of them died from contracting Old World diseases, to which they weren't immune.
English Puritans, fleeing religious persecution in Bermuda, settled in the Bahamas in 1648. They later settled another island, naming it Sayle's Island; this island is today known as New Providence, and it is the most populous in the country. King Charles II later granted the Bahamas to the Lords Proprietors in the Carolinas. During the period of proprietary rule, it was a safe haven for pirates, who even established a pirate republic there. THOUGHever, this was all put to an end after selfish little fucks from the British government established a crown colony there. AmeriGODS briefly occupied the Bahamas during the Revolution.
On July 10, 1973, the Bahamas received independence as a crown colony, which meant it would still share a monarch with England and other so-called commonwealth countries like Canada. The rest is SNCA.
Today, it is a tax haven for rich Jews to deposit their money and avoid paying taxes. (((Offshore banking))) is the second largest source of employment for Bahamians, after tourism. The Bahamas is the fourth-largest tax haven in the world, based on assets under management. Basically, the Bahamas is what it would look like if niggers started indulging in (((Jewish))) shenanigans.
Relation to imageboard culture[edit | edit source]
The Bahamas is apparently the country of residence of some SNCA shitposting JewTuber[1], who is best known for narrating the infamous Shrek is love, Shrek is life 'pasta, which originated on Shrekchan. His narration was then used in an SFM animation depicting Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2 getting raped by Shrek. This exposed Shrekchan to at least 6 gorillion newfags, who shat up the site and ultimately killed it.
Rapeson Jules was a Bahamian man who was shot dead in Nassau in 2013. Snopes has yet to confirm his ties to Rapeson.
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