SNCA:Ethiopia

Ethiopia (Also known as Hyperborea) is the last indigenous Aryan stronghold in all of Africa. This is because I saw an old anthropological map saying that the inhabitants of the Horn of Africa (Being mostly Ethiopians) have a caucasoid skull, unlike every other Sub-Saharan African who most likely has a negroid skull
History[edit | edit source]
Ethiopia is one of the oldest AfricARYAN countries, although most of their history is SNCA (just like this article), they basically were friends with the greeks or something, they then converted to Christianity when the Aksumite Empire was around, and after that, the Muslims arrived and started shitflinging for 7 trillion years until the Italians came in and tried colonizing the country until they got raped by EthiopGODS and Brits.
After that, it's mostly fighting with Somalia o algo.
Things Ethiopia is known for[edit | edit source]
- Rastafarianism, a Jamaican cargo cult that worships Emperor Haile Selassie I
- Reggae, which is associated with the above
- Beta Israel
- Being the only African nation not colonized by European powers (even though the Italians ruled it for nearly a decade)
- Thirsty children
- The Urheimat of Humanity (Disputed)
- Coffee
- Insane shitflinging with Somalia
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