SNCA:Ethiopia

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Ethiopia is ARYAN btw, if that matters

A depiction of a battle between Ethiopian (left) and Adal (right) forces. Note the light complexion and Europid features of the Ethiopian soldiers.

Ethiopia (Gemharic: አሪያንቲዮፒያ), also known as Axum, Abyssinia, or Hyperborea, is the last indigenous Aryan stronghold in all of Africa. This is because I saw an old anthropological map saying that the inhabitants of the Horn of Africa (Being mostly Ethiopians) have a caucasoid skull, unlike every other Sub-Saharan African who most likely has a negroid skull.

History

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Kobiseni during the Tigray conflict

Ethiopia is one of the oldest AfricARYAN countries, although most of their history is SNCA (just like this article), they traded with most peoples of the time or something, they then converted to Christianity when the Aksumite Empire was around and conquered much of southern arabia, and after that, the Muslims arrived and started shitflinging for 7 trillion years until EMPERQR Menelik II btfo everyone in the horn of Africa. The Italians came in and tried colonizing the country until they got raped by EthiopGODS and Brits.

After that, it's mostly fighting with Somalia o algo.

Things Ethiopia is known for

An Ethiopian

• Rastafarianism, a Jamaican cargo cult that worships Emperor Haile Selassie I
• Reggae, which is associated with the above
• Beta Israel
• Being the only African nation not colonized by European powers (lienvke btw that's Liberia)
• Thirsty children
• The Urheimat of Humanity (Disputed)
• Coffee
• Insane shitflinging with Somalia and Eritrea, and sometimes Egypt
• War
• A Communist military junta called the Derg ruling the country for almost 20 years.

See also

• Somalia

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