SNCA:Jamaica

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The average Jamaican bloke.

Jamaica a pure tropical paradise, weh di niggours dem speak some bombaclat twist-up English, an dem worship di old Nigerian prince, dat Rastafari bredrin. Di herb burn constantly pon di island, an di krime rate sky high like di Blue Mountain, mon!

History[edit | edit source]

Basically Jamaica history go like dis: indigenous people deh ya first, den Columbus roll up ina he bomboat boat, Spain tek ova di whole ting, send dem imprisoned niggours deh, di niggour dem escape go a di mountain an turn Maroon. Den Britain tek it from Spain, full nigga trade buss, nigga dem fight an gain freedom, after dat pure political violence an a de bloodclaat war. But nobody cyah bout di real story, cuz di whole island just a bunch a babbling blud dem, smokin di herb an beatin di pumpum from sun up to sun down, zeet?

Jamaican people.[edit | edit source]

Someha people still deh pon dis a island, but most a dem pure grass addict, whole day a bun di herb like say dem born fi dat. Dem talk pure bomboclat, "wha gwaan mon, don dada, seen?" Dis a di same place weh Bob Marley come from, so no worry yuhself bout a ting... cuz every little ting, gonna be irie, mon!

Jamaicans also bileev inna mixture af cyisdianity an judaim^[Marge...], dis is called rastafarianism.

Stop Murder Music controversy[edit | edit source]

In di mid 2000s, deh did have one rasclat controbersi bout homophobic reggae weh multiple artist dem a perform, some a dem a Jamaica biggest acts. Di songs weh Babylon clitty leak out include lyrics bout burnin, dash acid pon, an bangbangbang faggots. Dem leak so hard dat one organization call Stop Murder Music get born fi facilitate THPD (Total Homophobe Death) inna di reggae scene. Wah di people dem neva understand is dat Jamaica develop one deep resentment fi di batty bwoys afta years a get buck broken by dem crackas. But di people dem neva waan listen, an inna 2007, dem create di Reggae Compassionate Act, weh ban Jamaican musicians from sing song bout TFD. Some musicians like T.O.K refuse fi sign it.