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《China》是宇宙和諧的一個例子。
>we need to bomb the three burgers dam in order to destroy the chinese economy to avenge pearl harbor or something like that
>american stupid are obsesed 或者什么
| People's Republic of China | |
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| Founded | roughly 2070 BC |
| Creator | Yu the Great |
| Owner | Xi Jinping |
China is a country located in East Asia and obviously full of Asians. They are currently under communist control and their closest allies are Russia and North Korea, two countries with history of being communist. They are best known for the Bing Chilling meme that zoomers were stimming over in 2020 instead of paying attention to their online classes. However, they are also well-known for inventing Winnie the Pooh (Reddit meme o algo) and the re-education through labor system. They also send Mudslimes and Jews to concentration camps which is gemmy. They are also constantly seethed about by pajeets who are jealous of chinks.
Their political contribution buck break the minds of chuddies because they they act like nazis but are commie chinks.
There exist a group of Chinese people racemixed with Jews, racially Judeo-Chinese, that live on a broken island full of lolishota 'P and constant earthquakes. The island is known as Japan, their people Japanese.
History[edit | edit source]
Chinese history is mainly a story of retarded kings of one shitskin faction of chinks fighting other kings of other shitskin faction of chinks. It begins about 4000 years ago when some guy stopped a flood or something and formed the first Chinese state, the state of Xia, and became king. Then in 200 BC China was united as an empire by the Qin state under a chud named Yin Zheng (who later proclaimed himself first emperor of China or Qin Shi Huang), but his descendants were later overthrown by some ancient commies who redistributed the land. Also there was some niggas who wrote long margerald books (modernly called philosophy). At some point some Mongolians came and committed mass genocide against the Chinese but they were later defeated and the Chinese genocided the Mongols as revenge. (To this day China and Mongolia are still buckbroken at each other.) Beginning in 1800, China began to decline, then in 1911 an Aryan Gigachad known as Sun Yat-sen (meds Sun Yat-sen was a Jewish kike agent) came and overthrew the Qing Dynasty turning it into a glorious Republic (meds the qing was gemmier and more based than the republic), only to immediately fall apart and break into multiple warlord states until it was finally reunited by a Nazi chud named Chiang Kai-shek (a.k.a. Shrek) who hated both commies and capitalists and also kikes and was bros with Hitler, until they were invaded and raped by the japs (chinks who roped themselves off the mainland to avoid rapes from steppenigger groups but were nonetheless turned into rape babies by rancid untamed feral BJomonCz after staying in prehistoric Brapland[flaunted as the top 8th most visited country in 2024 btw] longer than they should have), eventually the japs were TRVTHNVKED by Israel, and after that they killed each other over communism, then Mao Zedong won with the help of Joseph Stalin and the Soviet Union and fucked up everything, then the next guy fixed it all up, albeit it is still undemocratic ev&oe democracy is for s0yb0ys. Now they are led by a guy who according to redditors and looks like Winnie The Pooh, but still makes trannies, some commies and jews seethe.🗝️
Relations to the Sharty[edit | edit source]
There are a number of chinks on /pol/, and rarely, memes in Chinese such as Lobster Dog may be spotted on the catty. Soyjak videos have been found on Chinese websites such as bilibili. Furthermore, it seems that there is a subculture of Chinese nationalist chudjak self-inserters present on the Sharty. Some gems have made their way onto Bilibili such as Codex Pajeet 3 which was translated to Chinese.
China has a locked internet that does not allow Chinese people from accessing most mainstream Western websites (such as Google, Twitter, etc.), which means the Chinese Internet is mostly isolated. However, it is known that the Sharty is not blocked in China (meaning you can post on the Sharty from within China).[1]
Chinese Soyjaks[edit | edit source]
Main article: Chinese Soyjak
Chinese Soyjaks (Mandarin: 熊猫人表情包; Pinyin: Xióngmāo rén biǎoqíng bāo, lit. "panda expression pack") are the Chinese equivalent of Soyjaks but closer to rage comics. They came from Chinese rage comics known as Baozou and are posted on Baozou Manhua. They feature a crude panda caricature from an Egyptian commercial with a low-quality face and nonsense Chinese captions. The name and popularity came from a Twitter post mocking gemmies, and they are shared on sites like WeChat, Douyin, and in brainrot animations. Inspired by Rage Comics, they appeared in the early 2010s and spread to the western internet, gaining popularity in 2023 on Twitter and Reddit. However, they did not gain traction on the Sharty, where they are seen as forced memes.
Culture[edit | edit source]
Chinese culture, like the history of the country, stretches back 4000 years. Their culture is where Japanese culture and other chink cultures like koreans and vietnamese were derived from even though Japanese culture is heckin gemmier and better o algo geeeeeg soy weebs shilling itt. There are Chinese Soyjaks and also soy originated in China. They banned femboys.
However they had some pretty nas brimstone parts of their culture (like foot binding), but they stopped doing it, and they are starting to ban eating dogs and animal abuse. But at least they don't eat literal shit I guess.
Language[edit | edit source]
Mandarin Chinese is the standard language spoken in mainland China. Chinese is a logographic system, meaning that the language is written with many, many logographs (oh my fauci it's just like muh heckin' Jakoglyphics, just like my heckin japanese animus n shiet!!!). Chinese is a logography and not an alphabet because logographies are the most basic form of writing (according to Snopes and Jews). Think: if you were trying to invent a writing system to talk to your illiterate caveman friends, if you wanted to say "there's a bear in the forest", you'd probably draw a picture of a bear right by a picture of a forest, or something like that. Anyways, when people understood your drawing of the bear and the tree, they'd gradually come up with simpler forms to write it faster. For example, the trees of the forest logograph would have less branches and no leaves and eventually look something like this: 森. However, chinks are too retarded to do anything beyond that so this system was left in place. As a consequence, printing was hard as fuck; teaching the language to Western merchants was hard as fuck; and teaching the language to people who lived in China all their lives was hard as fuck. So much so in fact, that Mao Zedong had to artificially create simplified characters (even though Chiang Kai-shek did that too o algo) so that the retarded chinks could learn the retarded language. All the while White European countries were printing pamphlets with no issue due to the easy typing brought in by having a small alphabet, and making the vast majority of advances in sciencerino along the way.
Copypasta that makes chinks seethe or something[edit | edit source]
Meds this is just a nonsenserald if you speak der Chinese.See also[edit | edit source]
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