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Some people labelled with autism are degenerate freakish trannies because it's a faulty label to begin with. Those with a moral conscience who object to wrongful impositions are lumped in with extremely deviant hyperdegenerate freaks as "autistic," despite being very different. This is a faulty label, as it's designed to degrade both (You) and me. Just see yourself as someone with a moral conscience who can stand up to the impositions of a depraved society, which is shockingly rare
>Yeah that's ass burgers or somethingAutism Spectrum Disorder, also known as Aryandom by its supporters, Assburgers Syndrome, sigma grindset by rizzlers, and mental retardation by obsessed neurotypicals is a medical condition similar to schizophrenia.
Usually, it's diagnosed at a young age because some "qualified doctor" said so, all in the name of smothering humanity's natural yet psychotic need to see connections between unrelated phenomena.
This leads to their moms forever treating and coddling them like a baby, and there's a good chance the little sperg will end up being medicated and zombified for the other snowflake syndromes their parents insist they have. While it is popular to self-diagnose and label yourself as autistic/nxurodivergxnt/nxurospicy for attention and to excuse people's low sentience, real Autism is usually caused by a genetic frontal lobe deficiency, and poor brain interconnectivity. That's exact opposite to schizophrenia, where the brain is so interconnected it couldn't possibly filter out the noise and false patterns.
Brain usually compensates the poor connectivity with overgrowing brain regions responsible for pattern recognition, logic and attention to detail. That doesn't mean most of autistic people are inherently "Smart", you can have supreme pattern recognition abilities, and still have the overall sentience of a potato. In a way, the autistic brain trades "Wisdom" (integration) for "Knowledge" (data). While you can be high-functioning autistic person, autistic people are not high-functioning human beings.
Autism severity drastically varies between individuals,hence the name "Autism Spectrum Disorder " but there are some consistent distinguishing marks. Therefore world-leading Soyentists have designated these traits into three distinct categories, according to their severity and impact of the overall navigation in the world. Those include:
Mild Autism
Also known as the "Good ones". While mildly autistic people greatly mimic the neurotypical people and have a great capacity to self-reflect, empathy, and are highly flexible, they still build their special autistic interests, usually about SNCA or highly structured and systemized hobbies like trains, planes, military tech or software. Though their autistic interests are not as consuming as with the more severe variants. Mild autists are highly celebrated for their deep understanding of the world around them, and on-point sense of humor. common symptoms include:
- Occasional rigidity and childishness
- Ability to live and think independently
- Unnecessarily formal speech
- Having an autistic special interest, Though not as consuming.
- Preference for predictability and structure, but they are flexible.
- Obsession-based learning, inability to learn through the standard linear route because of different dopamine signalling system
- Elevated need for personal space and privacy
- Occasional difficulties with communication or social awkwardness
- Poor eye contact
- Increased sensory sensitivity
- Using the 'ki
- Thriving on organizing, sorting, categorizing or automating things
- Having no problem with understanding indirect context, quite contrary, they are often authors of the best deeply symbolic, and highly layered jokes.
- Understanding that context>rules
- Understanding that 'p and hitting on minors is bad
Moderate Autism
This is the category where the majority of online autistic people fall into, predominantly Trannies, voluntary moderators, various famous JewTubers and the majority of reddit/der'cord users. Sometimes referred to as Borderline mental retardation.
Compared to Mild Autism, their everyday function and life navigation is severely impacted, often bringing chaos everywhere they appear because of the fundamental incompatibility with the outside world. some of the known distinguishing marks include:
- Extreme childishness and selfishness
- Hard time understanding elementary social norms, cues and intentions
- Extreme rigidity and irritability
- Black-and-white thinking
- Making random subtle sounds or movements to regulate, also known as "Stimming"
- Zero capability for self-reflection, introspection and empathy
- Immense need for structure, routine, stability, consistency, rules and predictability, anything uncertain feels fundamentally destabilizing
- Inability to understand Indirect context, ambiguous terms, and hints, they need everything direct and declared.
- Autistic interests are fully consuming for them, also known as "Savant syndrome"
- Over-reliance on external structure and rules
- Debilitating sensory sensitivity
- Severe vulnerability to being groomed, exploited or outsourced because they struggle to grasp the fact that the world around them doesn't operate on the same logic as they do
- Extremely transactional perspective of interpersonal relationships
- In social life, they only replicate and mimic the behavior of others, f.e. If they are kind it's not that they have a good heart, they are just repeating a pattern they saw somewhere and they learned that it will grant them getting social credit or help getting their needs met. Also called "Masking".
- Struggle to take care of themselves, severe executive dysfunction
- Immense need for control and personal space, everything has to be on their terms
- Fundamentally morally stunted, are often close to or date people way out their age gap, and hoarding terabytes of 'p
- Operate on the logic that rules>context
- Meltdowns or shutdowns when routines change or their "Control" is disputed
A very rare phenomenon is that Soyteens struggling with moderate autistic traits in their childhood and teens can sometimes outgrow their rigidity and develop into only a mildly autistic adult later in their lives. This is unfortunately a very rare natural occurence and most moderately autistic people will stay retarded for the rest of their lives.
Severe Autism
Also known as "Low Functioning Autism" or Severe mental retardation. Severely autistic people are absolutely disconnected from reality and depend on external care to be able to survive. They are often stuck on mental and cognitive level of a 3-year old for the rest of their lives.
They are the most easily recognizable autistic people. Common traits are:
- Being non-verbal or only making repetitive "Darius-like" sounds
- Repetitive movements and sounds
- Self harm and the need for destruction
- Complete disconnection from reality
Being one of the "good autists" generally means that you are...
- According to (((them))), a screaming retard who will shit his pants watching MLP🧀 and can't decipher patterns in simple images and a stupid bastard with a mind as small as a slopjak. Juden will also try to eradicate aspies for no reason at all.
IT’S ACTUALLY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT ASPIES ARE MORE GENIUS THAN THEM AND WANT TO ERADICATE ANY MEANINGFUL COMPETITION<—— Ignore the schizo babble, this is not real, one of our patients escaped. HEAVY MEDS NOW
- According to them, a potential criminal and dangerous lunatic who can be gaslit and manipulated to steal, kill, vandalize, rape, and most importantly, take the blame. They will do anything to make them into a patsy.
- According to them
, a ripe target for grooming and canvas for degeneracy. This is why (((they ))) always keep telling us that the majority of autistic people are in the LGBT and/or vice versa. Keep in mind that "good autists" shouldn't be like this, and are more likely to hate the LGBT. Despite this, because autism is a faulty label to identify with, some trannies also identify as autists.
- According to Normies… Well shit, some defend them, some hate them...
- According to Schoolniggers, way worse than downsies. Downsies are seen as innocent by schoolfags, whereas aspies are treated like prisoners.
- According to Gigachads, Aryans.
The detractor perspective
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Ass Burgers Syndrome is a disorder that is made up by the jews. A certain kike named Dr. Hans Asperger✡, due to his Jew instinct to make up nonexistent diseases to scam otherwise normal people out of their money (which would later cover their later jew plot for global vaccines), had the brilliant idea of putting all the psychopaths with little or no social skills and completely unrelated others in one conjoined group and diagnosed them with a new mental illness: AUTISM.
Like all mental illness there is absolutely no physical evidence that it actually exists, but for expecting parents it replaces Down's Syndrome as the number one disorder they fear their child will develop. It differs from High Functioning Autism in that it was considered utter bullshit before it was popular to invent psychiatric disorders.
Asperger-monsters are the most self-centered, emotionless selfish pieces of shit on the planet. Devoid of empathy, social reasoning, social context, or self-awareness, they are sociopaths with another definition, who live to collect and catalog meaningless items like barcodes, bottletops, and plastic crap by any means possible including murder. Common symptoms of Asperger's Syndrome include failing at social interaction and empathy, failing at communication, failing at getting a job, failing at life, failing at hygiene, becoming obsessed with animu or video games, and breaking out into fits of Stress™ when their strict routines are broken or when they're asked to stop being lazy, self-serving leeches living off the government and their parents.
- autism isnt a superpower, its a mental disorder
- nobody's life has ever been improved by being autistic: it has only been made worse
- autistic "people" are significantly more likely to have an IQ that places them in the mentally retarded range than the general population
- autistic people have never contributed anything worthwhile to soyjak.party or /qa/ ever since the day it was born. all they are capable of doing is forcing their autistic special interest, usually a show made for young, equally retarded children and making the worst nuvariants known to man and spamming them until they get 'nished by jannies for their retardation.
- autistic people are statistically more likely to be transgender than neurotypicalARYANS.
- autistic people are statistically more likely to be pedophiles than neurotypicalARYANS.
- autistic males are incapable of ever finding love unless they are in the top 5% of attractiveness. even then, it will be a relationship based purely on physicality and not true care for one another.
- autistic people are, statistically speaking, far more physically, socially and mentally inept than neurotypicalARYANS. their only refuge is dead forums and imageboards like 4cuck where they can post loli pornography and bitch about getting bullied in highschool for wearing the same legend of zelda tshirt every day without getting judged by normal people who are busy being productive.
- the idea that any great men of history were "actually autistic" is historical revisionism to make speddies feel special and inspired, that their life has any value. it does not.
- all the foids who say that they "want an autistic bf" are being facetious virtue signallers because their interpretation of autism is just a chadlite who wears glasses and sometimes stutters. if she saw your soyjak folder or shelf full of super mario collectibles, she would run away and probably call the police on you for sexual harassment. (a self-hating autist wrote all of this btw)
Relevance to Trannies and the internet
Alot of trannies say they are autistic because they wanna be quirky or whatever. This is because they are all massive attentionwhores which is also why they troon out in the first place.
Also, some online autistic communities (e.g., on Reddit, Tumblr, Mastodon) lean heavily left. Despite this, there are still major right-wing communities like soyjak.party which are heavily autistic.
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Wearing non-cotton socks make you cry therefore you have autism even though it's just your fashion sense -
You didn't speak until age 5 and you're too sigma to look people in the eye therefore you have autism. -
You spent HOW MANY hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao you are so autistic despite it being a valid hobby -
>I just dissolved the meds his pediatrician gives him into his juice (corn syrup and red 40).
Related to Autism
- Colorjaks
- Tylenol
- Internet addiction
- Märgerautismus Syndrome
- Self-insert syndrome
- Internet "Subcultures"
- Anime
- Furries
- "Memes"
- Pepe
- Forced memes
- TikTok memes
- Major League Gaming (MLG)
- Sprunki
Porn addiction
- Obsession with communism
- Simping for Russia, China, North Korea, and other socialist or socialist-leaning countries
- Programming
- Mathematics and Science
Vaccines (they cause autism)Take Your Meds Retard << we should jab everyone- Nazis
- Sweden
- Unlucky mothers
- Unhealthy food
- Applebees door
- Doxing
- Sharty
- Jimbo
- Lost media[1]
Citations
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Illnesses and Conditions [+]
Schizophrenia ♦ ADHD ♦ Autism ♦ Chud-to-tranny ♦ Dementia ♦ Dissociative Identity Disorder ♦ Dysphoria (Oldfag / Gender) ♦ Self-insert syndrome ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ Derangement syndrome (Cobson ♦ Gapejak ♦ Discord ♦ Froot ♦ Sharty ♦ Woman ♦ Zoomer) ♦ Ban everything I dislike Mentality ♦ Insanity ♦ Involuntary Celibacy ♦ Hallucinations ♦ Soyphilia ♦ Homosexuality ♦ Tulpas ♦ Sproking out ♦ Psychopathy ♦ Paranoia ♦ Shadow People ♦ Pedophilia ♦ 'Jakking Fatigue ♦ Profound mental retardation ♦ Sharty Fixation Syndrome |
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Treatments [+]
BBC therapy ♦ Copium ♦ Meds ♦ Doctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ Finding Jesus Christ ♦ Landscape Therapy ♦ Meditation ♦ Mental Asylum ♦ Sleep ♦ Soyicide |
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