Optimistic nihilism

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WARNING: Optimistic nihilism is FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER "will you spend this winter driving me insane"

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>My life, my rules, my stayle, my atyidyude, you love me or hate me, i don't care, but don't play wid me

>Healthy living? My life, my rules. Objective Morality? Moral values are subjective, chud! We're all gonna die anyway, it's not like anything matters right? but don't you dare call me a he-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!

Science says you should stop worrying and just consume

Optimistic nihilism is the "ethical" guideline that every true soyjak follows. It is a bastardization of nihilism, using its message of life being ultimately meaningless to draw a conclusion that basically boils down to "but you have to follow our ideology anyways, be a hedonist consumer and don't you DARE be hecking bigoted" (which goes against everything nihilism stood for but just trust the fucking experts okay??). It is the basis of all soy, as it justifies every subsequent self-destructive action like gooning, eating bugs or living in pods because who cares about owning things when you're just le happy. Most optimistic nihilists, ironically, will get extremely serious over some shit nobody cares about, being complete hypocrites.

In other words it's just absurdism absurdism is not optimistic nihilism, absurdists have a search for "the absurd", so that they do want a nonsensical meaning in their actions as opposed to no meaning. A good example of absurdist media is Skibidi Toilet and Italian Brainrot, along with Gen Z/Gen Alpha nonsensical humor and most Soyjak.party humor, especially slopjaks. It differs from optimistic nihilism in the way that instead of being followed by soy-gulping retards who thinks that they are le heckin intellectual because they watched a Kurzgesagt (funded by Satan btw) video, it is usually practiced in a humorous and non serious matter and also the concept came from a book character that was heccin sigma stone cold tuff ohio master 6767.

"Peer reviewed sources"

Ian McConnell - Important

Kurzgesagt's video <-- This channel is unironically funded by (((Bill Gates)))

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