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THIS ARTICLE IS LITERALLY ABOUT PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILES
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Pedo-meter 3000:

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Pedophilia is the coal that is killing the Party!
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If you or someone you know suffers from pedophilia, please visit https://stopitnow.org/ where they can help you remove your sexually degenerate thoughts
A flag often used by pedophiles, otherwise known as the MAP (Minor Attracted Person) flag. Pedophiles use this flag the same way faggots use the rainbow flag and trannies use the blue-pink-white-pink-blue flag. Featured a lot in slopjaks.
Most of the late stage pedophiles look like this (extremely poor face symmetry, small forehead, wide interocular distance, wide and short nose, long philtrum)
The other half look like this (obese, wide face, bad face symmetry, wide mouth, short and narrow nose, narrow interocular distance, balding) >Balding even doe they have hair in this pic

Pedophilia, or paedophilia if you're a Brit bong, is a mental illness that usually starts when teens turn 16. A person with pedophilia is called a pedophile, a pedotroon, a pedonigger, or just a pedo. People of this age might become more attracted to people of a younger age like 12-13. Many will choose not to act upon xheir attractions, or go to therapy, which usually cures xhem. The rest will go on Discord, where it gets worse over time, and eventually xhey won't be able to recover from it.

Pedophilia is not genetic but is environmentally taught. Mossad agents often try to create pedophiles by forcing shit like lolicon and cunny "memes" onto chud communities.

Causes[edit | edit source]

There are many causes for pedophilia, listed below

Actual causes[edit | edit source]

Most of the causes listed above have humorous intent. Here are the real causes:

  • Late-stage porn addiction
  • Being molested or groomed as a child
  • Lack of attention (from a parental figure)
  • Exposure to EPI content and secretly fetishist content

Symptoms[edit | edit source]

Just like with every illness, early symptoms are hard to figure out. They are usually connected to the progression of pedophilia.

Actual symptoms[edit | edit source]

Symptoms listed above have humorous intent. Here are the actual symptoms

Progression[edit | edit source]

This illness can progress into all kinds of other mental illnesses, most of which listed below. None of them are mutually exclusive, so a pedophile can be both a 'cordcuck and a faggot. (even doe they are the same thing)

OH MY FAUCI IS THAT ANOTHER ACTUAL NON HUMOROUS FACT SECTION TO GIVE US INFO?[edit | edit source]

Progressions that are listed above have been made with humorous intent as well. Here are the actual progressions:

  • Pedophilia usually turns into other paraphilias such as zoophilia, necrophilia, and any other very fucked up paraphilias.
  • Pedophiles also WILL become attracted to younger and younger children.
  • Eventually, they'll start to normalize pedophilia even more and try to force their fetishes by telling people that their attraction to children is somehow morally correct. Remember that if you see anyone like that on the internet, you probably should know what to do.

Treatments[edit | edit source]

An image of a machine that dispenses and force feeds the anti-pedophilia pill. Works very effectively.

Pedophilia is like cancer. There isn't a 100% guarantee that a pedo gets cured, but sometimes it happens Currently known experimental treatments are listed below.

  • Not talking to any minors and finding an adult girlfriend
  • Visiting https://stopitnow.org/ <- Consider this option first
  • Going to therapy and genuinely talking to a professional about it
  • Nofap and similar anti-gooning treatments. Quitting gooning will definitely help someone recover from pedophilia.
  • Reminding the sufferer how fucked up their situation is and explaining every treatment clearly. If they are not willing to listen and don't want to recover, it's too late for them and they now have late-stage pedophilia, and they must be executed brutally.
An image of a smaller machine that also dispenses medium sized anti-pedo pills (which can easily be carried unlike the other one)

Late treatments[edit | edit source]

As said before, pedophilia is like cancer. At late stages, it is impossible to cure, however there are still two things you can try:

An image of a pocket sized machine that fires 6 small anti-pedo pills (it's best to play russian roulette with them)(except all chambers are full and they go first)

^If you're really struggling with pedophilia get PROFESSIONAL help, (that means don't go on online imageboards) If you value your life, you can:

  • Go to a Professional Therapist
  • Go to a Asylum
  • Go to a Rehabilitation Center
  • Go to the local Police precinct and bring your hard drives
  • Kill yourself and save medical resources for more important people

Dogwhistles[edit | edit source]

Pedophiles have their own dogwhistles, if you see any on soyjak.party, please report them and explain the dogwhistle.

Proshipping[edit | edit source]

A proshipper or 'problematic' shipper is someone who believes shipping (shipping is supporting or have a particular interest in a romantic pairing between two characters in a fictional series [e.g a goonhitler and troonjak would be a pro-ship, because it would be an animal and a "human", nobody ships these, nobody ships soyjaks in general, because shipping is for faggots.] often when this relationship is one portrayed by fans rather than depicted in the series itself) abusive, morally wrong, or otherwise 'problematic' ships is okay. this can include: pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, and so much worse shit. They usually use the terms below. Proshippers really like to play Roblox. All proshippers are pedophiles. Any proshippers trying to justify it with "it's a coping method" is wrong. Yes, therapists usually suggest "darker themes" to people dealing with trauma, but actively posting it online is not good.

Proshippers are the fandomfag version of loliniggers and are mostly shitlibs.

Pedo mental gymnastic terms[edit | edit source]

These refers to mental gymnastic terms pedos use to try and justify their sick minds. They are mostly very well known and not so much of a "dogwhistle" but im still putting them here.

Lolicon[edit | edit source]

Lolicon refers to a girl that looks underage but is actually a heccin 539 gorbillion year old goddess. Its origin is an old russian novel called Lolita. Redditors use the age to justify wanting to fuck someone who looks like she’s 6. Also massive L because the US law only cares about how young the character looks.

Related Terms:

  • Loli - Short form
  • Shotacon - Male version, often shortened to 'shota' or 'sho'
  • Cub - Furry version
"Real life lolis"[edit | edit source]

This term refers to (typically japanese) adult women who are shorter than average and have a child like face. While this is legal, it is still as pedophilic as lolis.

Minor-attracted person/MAP[edit | edit source]

A more politically-correct way of saying "pedophile". "MAPs" are further split into two subgroups: "NoMAPs" which are against contacting real children and only goon to 'p/lolicon, and "YesMAPs" which actually support raping children and probably do so. However, that's not to say NoMAPs are better than YesMAPs, both groups need to take a slug to the brain.

Here's the thing - "anti-contact" is really just a huge LARP to trick normgroids into supporting them. If being attracted to children honestly didn't affect them whatsoever, then they wouldn't have gigabytes of 'p on their computer, neither would they announce to everyone that they are pedophiles and that they should be accepted. In other words, TOTAL pedophile death, not partial pedophile death.

BNWO[edit | edit source]

>Bibis-ACK

Black New World Order is a fetish for niggers (not Black people🗝️) owning every race (Wez be Kangs n Sheit). Goes down a very deep rabbit hole that gets more and more degenerate. Heavily forced by the QAfe and Spadeson is heavily associated with it.

How to prevent the BNWO🗝️[edit | edit source]

The only way to prevent the BNWO is to activate TND stop people being degenerate porn addicts.

Cunny[edit | edit source]

"Cunny" means prepubescent vagina, and it's possibly the most used pedophile dog whistle. Pedos use this when they announcing the shit nobody cares about of a little girl they want to have sex with. Take note of how most of the people who use the term tend to be heckin "right wing" chudcels, meaning THEY ARE POSSIBLY AMONG US.

Related:

Things below are assosiated with "cunny", could be used in a normal manner but its usually something like "😭😭😭😭 LITTLE BRAT NEEDS CORRECTION🦀🦀🦀🦀 😭 UOOOOOOOH😭😭💢💢" <- it wont be like it, it will be the most schizo spam bullshit thing ever < it will be like it you nigger <- i mean it will never be grammatically correct

  • 😭😭
  • 💢💢
  • 🦀🦀
  • needs "correction"
  • little brat
  • uoooooooh (this one is not uniform and is not mutually exclusive; it can be "UOOOOOOOOGH" as well)
  • claiming to be elementary school teachers or teachers in general (meds, you are a 80IQ jeet who dropped out of highschool)

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This one's the most used in real life. Some pedophiles put this logo on something to indicate whether they are into young girls, boys, or children in general.

Related:

Click here to see the logos. <-- EVROMVTT TABLOID DO NOT CLICK!!! (unless you want dat aids doe)

The Jassy[edit | edit source]

Main article: Jassy

The Jassy, or the nuJarty is an imageboard pedophile shithole full of unironic pedophiles (yes marge there are people who rage bait as pedophiles which is BYOND stupid if you ask me) who often self insert as Jartycuck. You can think of the Jassy as a stereotype of the Jarty. Unlike the Jarty, (which was owned by someone with basic human decency) the Jassy is owned by Skajyos, a former Jarty janny and current owner of a certain 'p distributive website and is known to have defended pedophiles and is himself a pedo.

Failtrolls[edit | edit source]

Many pedophiles are also satanist failtrolls (e.g. 764 and Foodists) because their cord cabal leader said having morals is le bad o algo. You will find them worshipping other pedophiles like Peter Scully, the Australian child rapist and killer and using the word “sinister”.

Make sure to report every single dogwhistle of them with explanation to the janjans to get them 'nished.

See also[edit | edit source]

Pedophilia
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Mental health
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Illnesses and Conditions [-+]
Treatments [-+]

BBC therapyMedsDoctor's orders ♦ Eating the Bugs ♦ finding Jesus ♦ Landscape TherapyMeditationMental AsylumSleepSoyicide