Wannabe teen

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Wannabe soyteens (also known as weens) are usually annoying trannies, "chuddies" and underageb&s from Xitter, JewTube, or anywhere on the normie web that larps as a soyteen so that they can make 'jaks of their favorite troonslop, or justifying doxing and/or harassing literal who cacas or something. They can be found in SPVA comment sections and are easily identifiable through their lack of understanding of basic soy lore and terminology and by using Discord as a primary means of contact.

Identification

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These rules aren't literal, just because someone says things listed here once does not mean they are a wannabe teen. Overuse of these terms and jokes or their use in poor context is what actually gives away a wannabe teen.

You can identify a ween through the following criteria.

1. Ending every sentence with o algo
2. Talking about Warrior-Z or whoever the site's current Staff are (See Sharty fixation syndrome)
3. Saying HWABAG unprompted
4. Mentioning Coalson or Gemson (made sense when cobson wasn't generally accepted as a variant yet, but anyone who says this today is a larper.)
5. Using variants of brimstone such as "coalstone" or "brimcoal"^{[everyone does this]}
6. "My [X] came out as [Y]"
7. >___ ____ _____ __ _-ACK! (>troonquotes are le nuso-ACK!)
8. Saying Xe/Xhe/Xim non-stop
9. Excessive usage of Troonjaks/Slopjaks when trying to soyquote
10. Obsessing over the Jarty or Jartycucks even after that shithole shut down 2 years ago
11. Excessive usage of apostrophes, including for words that don't actually become shorter as a result (for example: the becoming 'he, on or in becoming 'n)
12. Using "gem" or "coal" reaction images. This is a primarily offsite phenomenon, specifically occurring on Instagram, Xitter, and ChinkTok, but it has been seen in Soysphere adjacent spaces, such as /mu/ threads with Jefre Cantu-Ledesma 'pastas.
13. Nophono (Oh, he can't hear me. He only cares fan about Sharty, that's why.)
14. Excessive use of soyspeak.
15. Excessive usage of AI Gigachads especially gigaflies
16. Dead Nigger Baby posting for someone's DM.
17. Say something about Lesotho and mix in anything you want to.
18. Gigaquoting

See also

• Forced memes
• Discord
• Namefag
• Brimstone
• Twitter
• Braniggers

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	Symptoms [CollapseExpand] attentionwhore Drama ♦ Autism ♦ Coalposting (Dust ♦ Brimstone ♦ Vantablack ♦ Antimatter) ♦ Countrywars (Religion wars) ♦ Demoralization ♦ Gooning ♦ Lazy tagging ♦ Märgerautismus Syndrome ♦ NAS-posting ♦ Obsession ♦ Pedophilia and 'p spam ♦ Politicoaling ♦ Racism ♦ Sharty hate ♦ Shit nobody cares about ♦ Slopjakking ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Splintering ♦ Telling someone to kiss themselves ♦ Transgenderism ♦ Using “^” ♦ variant:unknown
	Forced Memes [CollapseExpand] Award ♦ Boykisser ♦ Brown ugly personjaks ♦ Catjak ♦ Chudjak self inserting ♦ Euromutt ♦ Flagging ♦ FNF Pedo ♦ Fundamental Paper Education ♦ Jartycuck ♦ Meximutt (Mexiwhore) ♦ Muttposting or something ♦ Neutralplier ♦ "Newflamboyant person Repellant" ♦ Ongezellig (detractor perspective) ♦ Pepe ♦ Slopjaks ♦ Spadeson and racebait ♦ Speech bubbles ♦ Soylita (Shoyta) ♦ Smuglet ♦ ugly personslop (The Amazing Digital Circus)
	Treatment [CollapseExpand] Soot ♦ Anti-Raisinflinging ♦ Anti-Slopjakking ♦ Attentionwhore Purge ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countrypeace ♦ Gem Posting ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Sproke ♦ Tagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content