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{{Pedo|2='''Satan''' wants '''(you)''' to pray to '''Saturn''' {{Coloroutlinetext|#e80000|white|btw, if that matters.}}}}{{CIA}}{{Kosher}}{{Coal}}[[File:Saturn wholesome.png|thumb|Actual photograph of Saturn taken by NASA's Cassini probe]]
[[File:Saturn wholesome.png|thumb|Actual photograph of Saturn taken by NASA's Cassini probe]]


[[Saturn]] is the [[Admin 6|sixth]] and second-largest [[planet]] in the Soylar System, and is [[best known for]] its beautiful rings. It is sometimes referred to as "[[The gem that saved the Party|The Jewel of the Solar System]]". Like [[Obesity|Jupiter]], [[Coinslot|Uranus]], and Neptune, it is a [[Satoko houjou fan|gas giant]] planet and lacks a solid surface. Saturn is named after the king of titans from Gayreek mythology, who is himself best known for [[Vore|eating his own children]]. For whatever reason, schizos on [[Pol/ (soyjak.party)|/pol/]] frequently [[Leakage|leak]] from xheir clitties about [[Jews|elites']] "Saturn Worship".{{Margerald|how is this different from regular devil worship}}
[[Saturn]] is the [[Admin 6|sixth]] and second-largest [[planet]] in the [[SNCA:Solar System|Soylar System]], and is [[best known for]] its beautiful rings. It is sometimes referred to as "[[The gem that saved the Party|The Jewel of the Solar System]]". Like [[Obesity|Jupiter]], [[Coinslot|Uranus]], and Neptune, it is a [[Satoko houjou fan|gas giant]] planet and lacks a solid surface. Saturn is named after the king of titans from Gayreek mythology, who is himself best known for [[Vore|eating his own children]]. For whatever reason, schizos on [[Pol/ (soyjak.party)|/pol/]] frequently [[Leakage|leak]] from xheir clitties about [[Jews|elites']] "Saturn Worship".{{Margerald|how is this different from regular devil worship}}


== [[Science|Fun Facts!]] ==
== [[Science|Fun Facts!]] ==


* Saturn is about [[Your mom|100 times as massive as Earth]], but less dense than water.  
* Saturn is about [[Your mom|100 times as massive as Earth]] <small>(95.16 Earth masses to be exact)</small>, but less dense than water. This created the misconception that Saturn would float on the water {{Glowtext|evendoe that's physically impossible}} <small>(even doe if there was a pool big enough to fit Saturn [[Fact|it would indeed float on the water]])</small>.
* Although not the largest planet, it has the highest number of moons in the solar system: 274 have been observed so far.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Saturn</ref>
* Although not the largest planet, it has the highest number of moons in the solar system: 274 have been observed so far.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Saturn</ref>
** Its largest moon, Titan, has an atmosphere that is literally made of braps (methane). Ironically, this makes it one of the prime candidates for [[Glibblezorpson|extraterrestrial life]] in the solar system.  
** Its largest moon, Titan, has an atmosphere that is literally made of braps (methane). Ironically, this makes it one of the prime candidates for [[Glibblezorpson|extraterrestrial life]] in the solar system.
** Another one of its moons, Mimas, looks like the heckin' [[Star Wars|Death Star]]. [[Waowjak|WAOW!]]
** Another one of its moons, Mimas, looks like the heckin' [[Star Wars|Death Star]]. [[Waowjak|WAOW!]]
* It is the furthest planet visible to the naked eye, with [[Coinslot|Uranus]] and Neptune being observable only with a telescope.  
** Another moon is Iapetus, which has an atmosphere that makes it look like one side is light and the other is dark.
* Saturn has a permanent hexagonal storm at its north [[Poland|pole]], and [[nophono]] knows why.  
** Enceladus is an [[ICE|icy]] moon with geysers, another one with potential extraterrestrial life
**The other three main moons are Dione, Tethys and Rhea, but they're not interesting in the slightest.
**There are also some smaller moons found between the rings that look like UFOs (Pan and Atlas)
* It is the furthest planet visible to the naked eye, with [[Coinslot|Uranus]] and Neptune being observable only with a telescope.
* Saturn has a permanent hexagonal storm at its north [[Poland|pole]], and [[nophono]] knows why.
* [[IT'S OVER|Its rings will disappear in 300 million years.]]<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rings_of_Saturn</ref>
* [[IT'S OVER|Its rings will disappear in 300 million years.]]<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rings_of_Saturn</ref>


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Actual photograph of Saturn taken by NASA's Cassini probe

Saturn is the sixth and second-largest planet in the Soylar System, and is best known for its beautiful rings. It is sometimes referred to as "The Jewel of the Solar System". Like Jupiter, Uranus, and Neptune, it is a gas giant planet and lacks a solid surface. Saturn is named after the king of titans from Gayreek mythology, who is himself best known for eating his own children. For whatever reason, schizos on /pol/ frequently leak from xheir clitties about elites' "Saturn Worship".[how is this different from regular devil worship]

Fun Facts![edit | edit source]

  • Saturn is about 100 times as massive as Earth (95.16 Earth masses to be exact), but less dense than water. This created the misconception that Saturn would float on the water evendoe that's physically impossible (even doe if there was a pool big enough to fit Saturn it would indeed float on the water).
  • Although not the largest planet, it has the highest number of moons in the solar system: 274 have been observed so far.[1]
    • Its largest moon, Titan, has an atmosphere that is literally made of braps (methane). Ironically, this makes it one of the prime candidates for extraterrestrial life in the solar system.
    • Another one of its moons, Mimas, looks like the heckin' Death Star. WAOW!
    • Another moon is Iapetus, which has an atmosphere that makes it look like one side is light and the other is dark.
    • Enceladus is an icy moon with geysers, another one with potential extraterrestrial life
    • The other three main moons are Dione, Tethys and Rhea, but they're not interesting in the slightest.
    • There are also some smaller moons found between the rings that look like UFOs (Pan and Atlas)
  • It is the furthest planet visible to the naked eye, with Uranus and Neptune being observable only with a telescope.
  • Saturn has a permanent hexagonal storm at its north pole, and nophono knows why.
  • Its rings will disappear in 300 million years.[2]

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  1. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moons_of_Saturn
  2. ↑ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rings_of_Saturn
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