CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.

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{{Superpedo}}{{God}}{{Deadlinks}}[[File:Satan.png|thumb|The REAL head of the New World Order, vantadeath of all vantadeath, PROGENITOR OF POOPSON.]]
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[[File:Satan.png|thumb|The REAL head of the New World Order, vantadeath of all vantadeath, PROGENITOR OF POOPSON.]]
'''Satan''', in its relation to [[Soyjak.party|The Party]], is a devilish entity that [[Grooming|seduces]] [[Soyteen|the userbase]] into posting [[coal]], [[brimstone]] and any other [[Vantablack|despicable material]] ([[Truthnuke|just like how in the Bible, Satan seduces humans into sin or something]]), and is the REAL progenitor of [[Niggerjak]] and [[Poopson|POOPSON]]. There are a lot of theories on who or what the Party's '''Satan''' is, and whether if it's [[Soytan]] or [[Slopjaks]] (It's most likely [[Admin 6]] doe). Satan in the party is in fact none other than the real, biblical Satan, who wants to shut down the Party and drag us all into [[hell]].
'''Satan''', in its relation to [[Soyjak.party|The Party]], is a devilish entity that [[Grooming|seduces]] [[Soyteen|the userbase]] into posting [[coal]], [[brimstone]] and any other [[Vantablack|despicable material]] ([[Truthnuke|just like how in the Bible, Satan seduces humans into sin or something]]), and is the REAL progenitor of [[Niggerjak]] and [[Poopson|POOPSON]]. There are a lot of theories on who or what the Party's '''Satan''' is, and whether if it's [[Soytan]] or [[Slopjaks]] (It's most likely [[Admin 6]] doe). Satan in the party is in fact none other than the real, biblical Satan, who wants to shut down the Party and drag us all into [[hell]].


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{{hatnote|See: [[Romanian Schizo]]}}
{{hatnote|See: [[Romanian Schizo]]}}
[[File:Slopjaksinohio.jpg|thumb|Figure 1: A beautiful slopjak, in all of its 'cord glory. Looking strangely like fetish art.]]
[[File:Slopjaksinohio.jpg|thumb|Figure 1: A beautiful slopjak, in all of its 'cord glory. Looking strangely like fetish art.]]
[[Slopjaks|Slopjakking]] is a very common form of 'jakking on the sharty and the [[SoyBooru|'booru]], typically having bright colors like autistic puzzle pieces<ref>https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism/autism-puzzle-piece-symbol</ref> and [[award]]s being plastered all over the place with the main purpose of not being realistic and instead being sensory overload levels of bullraisin. Many theories have suggested that slopjaks are Satan.
[[Slopjaks|Slopjakking]] is a very common form of 'jakking on the sharty and the [[SoyBooru|'booru]], typically having bright colors like autistic puzzle pieces<ref>{{Deadlink|https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism/autism-puzzle-piece-symbol}}</ref> and [[award]]s being plastered all over the place with the main purpose of not being realistic and instead being sensory overload levels of bullraisin. Many theories have suggested that slopjaks are Satan.


They have the same exact properties as forced [[coal]]. Doe some slopjaks are gemmy (like the ones mocking [[Zelligate|ESL Afterparty Zelligers]]), most of them fall into the coal category. These include:
They have the same exact properties as forced [[coal]]. Doe some slopjaks are gemmy (like the ones mocking [[Zelligate|ESL Afterparty Zelligers]]), most of them fall into the coal category. These include:
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But that's only theory 1 doebeit.
But that's only theory 1 doebeit.


== THEORY 2: ONGEZELLIG / AFTERPARTY ==
== THEORY 2: [[Admin Ϫ]] ==
[[File:Satanmutt.png|thumb|right|200px|{{Quote|>Obsessed brimstone and fire o algo.}}]]
This basically has no theories, parallels, or evidence backed up other than [[Schizophrenia|a schizo]] making a Roman art parody fanfiction thread on /soy/ saying that Admin thrembo is going to be spine-chilling and evil o algo<ref>{{Deadlink|https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7349895#p7349895}}</ref>
This is the most supported & backed up theory (even before the Party's existence). [['zellig]] was there to shit over /qa/ after being carried over by a /co/ schizo that was off of xheir meds.
 
Zellig has also been seen in many morally questionable & demoralizing threads before on splinters or other altchans, so it would make sense for zellig to be Satan.
 
== THEORY 3: [[Admin Ϫ]] ==
This basically has no theories, parallels, or evidence backed up other than [[Schizophrenia|a schizo]] making a Roman art parody fanfiction thread on /soy/ saying that Admin thrembo is going to be spine-chilling and evil o algo<ref>https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7349895#p7349895</ref>


* {{q|>Admin thrembo is gonna be evil o algo}}
* {{q|>Admin thrembo is gonna be evil o algo}}
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== Allies ==
== Allies ==
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] & Associates
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] & Associates
*[[Zoophiles]]
*[[Pedophilia|'p enjoyers]]
*[[Pedophilia|'p enjoyers]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Jews]]
*[[Islam|Muslims]]
*[[Mormons]] (ev&oe we use them when 'oxing trannies)
*[[Mormons]] (ev&oe we use them when 'oxing trannies)
*[[Scientology]]
*[[Scientology]]
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*[[Jeets]]
*[[Jeets]]
*Atheists
*Atheists
*Most establishment protestants
*Really any pagan tradition
*Palantir
*<s>Most</s> All establishment protestants (nigga its all of them)
*[[Israel|Palantir]]
*[[World Economic Forum]]
*[[World Economic Forum]]
*[[Europe]]
*[[Europe]]
*[[China]]
*[[Korea]]
*[[Admin 6]]
*[[Admin 6]]
*[[CIA]]
*[[4chan]]
*[[Spics]]
*the fuggen [[jarty]]


== Enemies ==
== Enemies ==
*[[Christianity|Catholics]]
*[[Based and Christpilled|Catholics]]
*[[Gigachad|Orthobros]]
*[[Gigachad|Orthobros]]
*[[Islam|Muslims]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0533-06/https://quran.com:443/fatir/6</ref></s>
*[[Niggers|Black]] [[Jews|Israelites]]
*[[God]]
*[[Cobson]]
*[[Cobson]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]
*[[Jesus Christ]]

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The REAL head of the New World Order, vantadeath of all vantadeath, PROGENITOR OF POOPSON.

Satan, in its relation to The Party, is a devilish entity that seduces the userbase into posting coal, brimstone and any other despicable material (just like how in the Bible, Satan seduces humans into sin or something), and is the REAL progenitor of Niggerjak and POOPSON. There are a lot of theories on who or what the Party's Satan is, and whether if it's Soytan or Slopjaks (It's most likely Admin 6 doe). Satan in the party is in fact none other than the real, biblical Satan, who wants to shut down the Party and drag us all into hell.

Also in the biblically accurate hell, it's full of burning brimstone.

THEORY 1: SLOPJAKKING[edit | edit source]

See: Romanian Schizo
Figure 1: A beautiful slopjak, in all of its 'cord glory. Looking strangely like fetish art.

Slopjakking is a very common form of 'jakking on the sharty and the 'booru, typically having bright colors like autistic puzzle pieces[1] and awards being plastered all over the place with the main purpose of not being realistic and instead being sensory overload levels of bullraisin. Many theories have suggested that slopjaks are Satan.

They have the same exact properties as forced coal. Doe some slopjaks are gemmy (like the ones mocking ESL Afterparty Zelligers), most of them fall into the coal category. These include:

  • Mocking Forced memes & Other types of Brimstone to the point it feels forced itself. (See: Jartycucks.)
  • Posts / replies containing slopjaks being identical: (1 soyquote and an image of a slopjak, which is a sign of SPAM.)
  • Having similar properties to muh goofy ahh Incomprehensible wojacks 💀💀💀, (eg: graphics that attempt to confuse or provide sensory overload to the viewer).
  • Watermark-tier obsessions with Reddit and Discord when normal 'jaks that aren't mocking the two don't typically force them in every fucking image.
  • And finally, almost comical amounts of tracing & pasting other parts of 'jaks onto it

All of these combined creates a slopjak. And isn't it weird that all of these are also considered when creating brimstone like Soylita and Incomprehensible wojacks?

But that's only theory 1 doebeit.

THEORY 2: Admin Ϫ[edit | edit source]

This basically has no theories, parallels, or evidence backed up other than a schizo making a Roman art parody fanfiction thread on /soy/ saying that Admin thrembo is going to be spine-chilling and evil o algo[2]

  • >Admin thrembo is gonna be evil o algo
  • Holy fucking meds meds meds

Allies[edit | edit source]


Enemies[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism/autism-puzzle-piece-symbol[dead]
  2. ↑ https://archive.marge.moe/soy/thread/7349895#p7349895[dead]
  3. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-0533-06/https://quran.com:443/fatir/6
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