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The '''Seventh Soysurgency''' was the final Quote-era | The '''Seventh Soysurgency''' was the final Quote-era soysurgency. It began on July 28, 2026, amid several ongoing controversies, including [[Soybooru]] drama, [[Furcord leaks|'cord leaks]], and pre-existing dissatisfaction with Quote. On July 30, The Rule 2 change sparked the conflict by upsetting some users to the point of outrage. For roughly a week, the Soysphere saw unrest such as spam or catty wiping. Due to the disruption caused by the [[2026 outage]], Quote's transfer of ownership to [[Salt]], and a quick loss of interest in the soysurgency, the Seventh Soysurgency came to an end without much consequence. | ||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
Revision as of 19:15, 9 August 2026

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Check the history section for the full story.



The Seventh Soysurgency was the final Quote-era soysurgency. It began on July 28, 2026, amid several ongoing controversies, including Soybooru drama, 'cord leaks, and pre-existing dissatisfaction with Quote. On July 30, The Rule 2 change sparked the conflict by upsetting some users to the point of outrage. For roughly a week, the Soysphere saw unrest such as spam or catty wiping. Due to the disruption caused by the 2026 outage, Quote's transfer of ownership to Salt, and a quick loss of interest in the soysurgency, the Seventh Soysurgency came to an end without much consequence.
Background
Rewording of Rule 2

On July 30, 2026, Rule 2 was altered to remove the ban on "pedophilic jokes", having immediate backlash from every sane soyteen and increased calls for the Fifth Soyvil War[1]. Although some "people" still got 'nished for posting pedophilic jokes, meaning that this rule was at least, still in affect.
Before the change, the rule read:
- You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content, including pedophilic jokes.
After the change, it read:
- You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content.
PPH crisis

As the war has continues, the PPH of /soy/ has dramatically declined, with it getting below 100 PPH during eurohours and 300 PPH during mutt hours[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?], possibly caused by soyteens fleeing to splinters or not being as motivated to post. It should be noted that, since marge.moe shut down, it has been harder to track the decline.
It can also be noted that the low PPH can also be highly attributed to the large amount of bans during the Soysurgency.
Main events
Debate over title
Some users have referred to this event as "Soyvil War 5", while others say that this is was a regular outrage against admins and should stay as the Seventh Soysurgency. Despite many claims, soysurgencies are dubbed as such due to their in-fractional havoc - never going beyond flooding, catty wipes and mass-clitty leakage; Soyvil wars are vastly consequential, the Seventh Soysurgency wasn't as comparable to the multi-faceted theater conflicts seen in Soyvil wars.
The general misconception of this event being referred to as a Soyvil War 5 by many, is likely due to soyteens deliberately looking for something to leak over again so they can have an excuse to be angry the namespace already being occupied by an already existing page that actually had nothing to do with the events of this soysurgency[it just didn't, ok?], or any soysurgency-related events for that matter.
Soysphere shutdown
Main article: 2026 outage

On July 29th, 2026, the entire soysphere went down
This caused further frustration. Users were unsure why, after such a big drama, everything went down. Once again on July 30th, the 'ru shut down again, due to the same Cloudflare 1033 tunnel error.
The reasons as to why they happen has not been established.🔒
Soysphere spam and catty wiping
The entirety of /soy/ has been catty wiped numerous times during the war. Spam on /soy/ and the IRC has been consistent. The Ban list is filled with rule 5 and 13 bans.
The massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ and the IRC due to the change of rule 2[2].
Later, the PPH would slowly drop. But with the catty still mainly wiped, save for a few normalish threads, and a brimstone thread made by the baitcord[3]. Jannies would catty wipe soy, removing protest threads. A lot of anti-quote and anti-mustard posts are moved to /q/.
Spam has been utilized continuously, especially copypasta spam, notably the "Kill Quote" copypasta.
Someone claiming to be Quote's boyfriend emerged, which became a nu 'pasta to spam[4].
There has been increased advertising for various splinters.
One teen began posting some sick ass Hitler edits[5].

Consider hiding the ketchup!

Furcord leaks
Main article: Furcord leaks
On July 28th, 2026, the Furcord leaks prompted backlash within the Soysphere.
Some users, already unhappy with Mustard and his previous conduct, made numerous threads digging through the leaks, turning them into a major topic of discussion. The Furcord leaks are considered one of the key issues that led to the Seventh Soysurgency.
Some users tried to push that these leaks were somehow finally the proof of Mustard being a "pee dough" that they were looking for, but once the leaks were inspected, it came to light that all Mustard did was ask for a fursona and say that "us girls do this" in response to "gooning to males."[8] In fact, the initial version of the Furcord page boldly claimed that Mustard was "indeed a lolicon" with no evidence, and this was likely due to it being written by TheCatalan1977.[9]
SoyBooru's Smuglet controversy
Main article: Smuglet
Smuglet is a highly controversial nuvariant traced off a Blue Archive character that originated on June 6, 2026. On June 26, Warrior-Z banned funkydealer for posting a BBC edit variant of Smuglet, which would be reversed by Mustard with little to no explanation, causing frustration in the userbase.
On July 27th, reuploads of those edits were posted by Glisterald, resulting in further outrage, and even more after the Furcord leaks showed a message in which he said, "Smuglet is built for BBC" 
name046284 would also get banned for posting a BBC edit variant of Smuglet on July 31st by Warrior-Z, but they also got their ban reversed by Mustard, to the dismay of the userbase[10].
Some users on the Booru and Mustard have stepped in an "attempt" to elaborate on the situation and defend it. However, users are nonetheless upset with the variant.
Warrior-Z's declaration of war
On July 30th, Warrior-Z declared war against Smuglet posters, baitcord, and Furcord, beginning the conflict across all the Soysphere (especially SoyBooru), having automatically users supporting Warrior-Z's actions.[11]
"Gambling" controversy
On the same day, Mustard announced the Boorubux system, which some argued turned the Booru into a gambling site. This caused uproar, leading to some Booru users getting distracted, until someone made a thread pointing it out that was later 404'd. You didn't saw anything, soyteen.[12]
A supposed self-dox was posted by a guy from Tennessee called Liam S. Douglas, which did work as a temporary distraction[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Whether this was an attempt to distract from Furcord or not is unknown. Some users speculate that Liam S. Douglas is Glisterald himself.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]
Several (((bait))) threads by autisticnuswa1488 and other Soygem Pass posters have also been alleged to be distractions. They commonly consist of Smuglet and FPE SNCA.
Mustard suspends porn uploads on SoyBooru
On August 1, Mustard suspended "pornographic uploads" on the Booru until August 10. Supporters of Warrior-Z, or those wanting to see porn removed from the Booru, quickly celebrated this move[13].
Mist becomes temporary admin for a week
Mustard left the 'ru for a week due to the constant backlashed he recieved, and left the site to Mist for a week, while still having access to its backend. This was considered a distraction in order to calm down soyteens, however, it was futile as Quote lost regardless. 

The edit war
When the leaks surfaced, an article was instantly created. The article instantly became the one of the most controversial pages in the history of Soyjak Wiki. Of course, said article got in an edit war, in which most notoriously, a user called Aout (funkydealer) vandalized the edits by calling "Smuglet is built for BBC"[14][15], to which Jonkler constantly rolled back his edits, getting aout reported for vandalism and banned for a day.
MarketPliers leak and retirement
MarketPliers dropped a massive NVKE by posting Baitcord leaks.[16] Which was a distinct SoyBooru DM unrelated to Furcord.
MarketPliers would later be 'nished temporarily for "violating Rule 3", even though xe posted a link to a non-splinter page. Mustard's poor communication resulted in a "ban war" until she was unbanned. Despite this, xe retired from the Soysphere.
The Vandalization of TheCatalan1977's page
On August 2, Dove makes a thread calling out TheCatalan1977 with him editing his page to feature child pornography and diapers on his list of things he likes.[17] It is likely Dove did this for quick gegs but many users driven by Quote's big boot used this against Catalan threatening to ban him, unexpectedly it got absolutely nowhere.
| This topic relates to IRC |
#soy
Right after the Soysphere shutdown, IRC was the only branch not to be included on the Cloudflare 1033 tunneling error🗝️, making ~100 soyteens join #soy right on the middle of the Soysurgency and start discussing what even happened. Some users started spamming shitfling and doing massive wall of texts inside the channel.[18], continuing the Soysurgency there.
A copypasta was created by the Soyjak Wiki user "QolaTypeShit"[19] when all the spamming was happening. Some soyteens copied and pasted it massively, but it was all a nothingburger and it didn't managed to catch on.
Other events
Further derailing attempts
There have been some derailing attempts during the war.
Notable attempts include:
- 'teens got distracted by Femquote porn in anti-quote thread[20]. An hour later, a South African posted a picture of his monitor cowered in cum with the femquote porn picture. He got 'nished quickly, leaving the rest of the thread shocked[21]. Following this, multiple other 'teens would become obsessed with femquote.
- On July 31, Cobson would meet his end in combat during Seventh Soysurgency. He was shot multiple times with a M16 type rifle, according to military and local officials.[22]
16888888 GET taken by anti-Quotists
On August 1, anti-Quotists stole the 16888888 GET on /soy/, a win for the anti-Quotists.[23]
Jannies nvke a raid thread
On August 3, a thread is posted by a 'teen in which he asks other teens to help chud-up a Discord he joined from a flyer at his campus. After several 'teens ape the cord, xhey take a look at one of the lead 'cord nigger and begin to datamine him. He later turns out to be a full-blown pedo who is quite a fan of P. With the original thread reaching the bump limit, a new thread would be made. Soon the dox would progress, resulting in several pictures of the target and potential family members. Then, without warning, the thread was deleted by jannies. The reason was that some of the evidence found by teens was 'P spam in the thread, however there are conflicting reports[24]. The original thread, which was highly derailed, was also found to be deleted, despite it being relatively close to the top of the bump limit top on /soy/, and there was a lower PPH during this time.
Femquote Obsession
As many soyteens get 'nished, Seventh Soysurgency deteriorates into posting femquote to get Quote to troon out so they ack themselves.[25]
Gallery
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The 'log on July 30
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The 'log on July 31, showing the failure of the catalog wipe to eliminate anti-Quote spam
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TQD edit
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status.soyjak.st 31st of July, right after Soysphere resumed it's work
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The Battle March of Save Booru
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Soyvil War Edit
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Anti Quote propaganda
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Anti Quote propaganda 2
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Anti Quote propaganda 3
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Anti Quote propaganda 4
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Anti Quote propaganda 5
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Anti Quote Propaganda 6
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Anti Quote propaganda 7
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Warrior Z Anti-smuglet war declaration
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Anti Smuglet propaganda
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Anti Smuglet propaganda 2
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Anti smuglet propaganda 3
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Anti smuglet propaganda 4
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Anti smuglet propaganda 5
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Anti smuglet propaganda 6
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IRC spam during the downtime on July 30.
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more IRC spam.
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Boiling frog comics like this one were common to see during the Soysurgency.
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An anti-Quote poster gets 'nished for Rule 13
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An anti-quotist soldier sending an aggressive message to the Quotists and smuglet posters
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JSID
Notes
Snopes
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0147-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-0926-43/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16883301.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-1932-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16846634.html
- ↑ https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/16847179.html#16847450
- ↑ Talk:Furcord_leak#Oh_my_fucking_god
- ↑ Special:Diff/449818/prev
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/user/name046284
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/40217
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/news/thread/39422
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/40897
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/blog/thread/11060?page=403#p1681120
- ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Furcord_leaks&diff=prev&oldid=450176
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/40269?page=9 (Archive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-0931-27/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/40269?page=9)
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0803-2356-32/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/41210
- ↑

- ↑ >It's been 1 second without soyjak.party, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto soyjak.party but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without soyjaks, it is my life, it is my destiny. Without the soysphere, I wouldn't be able to do anything. soyjak.party is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best site in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried.
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-0715-58/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16884463.html
- ↑

Thread reaction - ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-1157-30/https://soyjak.st:443/news/thread/29132.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-1402-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16888834.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0804-0817-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16915062.html
- ↑ [1] [2] [3]
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