Admin 6
ALERT: SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT IN THE FLAMING HELL 'ZA WON'T HELP, NOTHING WILL. ONLY GOD CAN DESTROY THIS ULTRA SUPREME TRANNY PEDOPHILE NIGGER
Pedo-meter 6666: ▲
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| Occupation(s) | The Sharty's final admin and destroyer |
| Best known for | Chief antagonist figure in The Soyble. Said to be the Sharty's worst and final admin, who ultimately brings about it's destruction. |
| Political party | 'cord |
| IAS? | Probably |
Admin 6, also known as Toos, The Anti-Soot, or the Hexadmin is prophesied in the the Soyble, most notably, in the ijak chronicles to be soyjak.party's final admin, and the one who will ultimately lead to its destruction (even doe Admin Ϫ will be the admin after Admin 6 and save the Sharty, or however the marvel movies go).
What he will do to the Sharty is as yet unknown, but it is predicted he will be instrumental in the creation of the "anti-teen": a person who is the complete opposite of a teen (aka. a normal functioning human being).
With the temporary shutdown of the Sharty due to the Soypocalypse and subsequent issues that have either started during the post-Soypocalypse era or have gotten worse, it might be just getting started and we still have much deeper to go in the brimstone mines. If so, then Admin 6 would be the main reason that we could get into the bottom.
Potential identity[edit | edit source]
Various soychatologists have debated the true identity of Admin 6, and although nobody can agree on one person there are a number of likely candidates. The Mandate of 'lent is often used to rule out some, but it still remains highly debatable.
Max[edit | edit source]
A theory that used to be extremely popular is that Max is Admin 6, mainly due to his temporary ownership of the website and his involvement with the Night of BLACKstabs. A point of contention, however, is that the Sharty continued well up for a month until it shut down, and the Sharty survived even this, coming back up again on the 22th of August.
Red[edit | edit source]
Many soyteens have taken the Soypocalypse as confirmation that Admin 6 was none other than Red, as his rangebanning of every teen, IP leaks and association with pedos directly led to the fall of the site. This theory suggests that Froot is Admin Ϫ, because he brought back the Sharty, considering that the narrative behind this theory shares similarities with the conflict between Admin 6 and Admin Ϫ.
However, some still assert that Red couldn't be Admin 6 as he didn't directly OWN the Sharty. Also the Sharty has since recovered from the events of the 'lypse, so while Red was a giant niggerfaggot, xe still isn't bad enough to be Admin 6.
Froot[edit | edit source]
In his Q&A, he sounds like a rulecucking faggot and said that he will try to profit off the site. Also, if we remove Captain Coal and Captain Cob from the soychatological admin list due to them being usurpers that didn't have the Mandate of Soy, then it shows that there were only 5 admins before Froot came into power, thus making Froot Admin 6. FROOT IS ADMIN 6 100% THE END IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!
After the Great Purge, public belief in Froot being Admin 6 skyrocketed. Soyteens began to make posts saying things along the lines of “the mask has slipped off”.
Froot has since given the adminship to Root and the Sharty is still kicking on, so the possibility of Froot being Admin 6 has become low, but Froot can always become admin again... Oh my fauci zhe actually returned and the site is raisintier than ever Nevermind zhe is gone now.
Doll[edit | edit source]
soot (admin 1) > kuz (admin 2) > doll (admin 3) > kuz (admin 4) > max (admin 5) > DOLL (admin 6)
investigate this, my personal army
Also, xis incompetence was a major reason behind the Soypocalypse. Moreover, zhe has overseen the appointment of all the mostly coaly admins that have succeeded him and zhe is the true owner of the Sharty, with the admins succeeding him merely being acting admins so that Doll has more time to blog with his personality cult on the schlog. Therefore, ze is at least partially responsible for the actions of the admins that have succeeded him.
Angeleno[edit | edit source]
He unironically supports fags and troons. Besides that, he didn't do any Sharty destroying activities, so he is most likely not Admin 6
Root[edit | edit source]
Following his promotion to admin on March 17, 2024, some 'teens started to believe that Root is Admin 6, mostly because he actually would be the 6th admin if Froot's claims on Kuz's Identity are true. Indeed, under his administration the site went down two times and the PPH dropped a bit. He had also tolerated and encouraged numerous NAS memes like 'zellig and Soytan. Moreover, zhe was a dataminer, as seen with zer having JS to ostensibly detect people with TuxlerVPN but it's probably also being used to punish innocent 'teens. As of 14 June 2024, Root is the most likely candidate for being Admin 6 I think Nuadmin might actually turn out to be worse doebeit, and the Sharty didn't collapse during xis reign so xhe is probably not Admin 6.
NuDev[edit | edit source]
For requiring people to solve a CAPTCHA to even visit the Sharty or the 'ru; breaking archiving and marge.moe entirely. He refuses to remove the CAPTCHA claiming that both archive.today and Ghostarchive are "hellbent on being hostile" because they "actively try to evade login walls, paywalls, etc". He also locks threads he doesn't like. No longer considered a likely candidate due to disapearing from the Soysphere.
9a0c[edit | edit source]
9a0c seems like the closest person to admin 6 next to red. Of course some of the lighter things include being extremely unreliable and prone to Censoring things he doesn't like such as;
- The tama page, xhe edited to remove all mentions of the shoally then locked it
- His OWN PAGE, xhe edited the page to make sound less negative on himself, removed damn near ALL of the image templates put there by disgruntled 'teens (rightfully angered for reasons I dare not spoil yet), and upgraded his vantablack status to a mere iron staus before locking this one too
- Consistently bumplocks negative threads about him on the Sharty as a way to silence criticism against him, along with the threads dedicated to fighting foodism and pedophilia.
Along with the most damning thing here, defending a foodist, deleting threads about said foodist, and then spamming the Aryan template on said Foodists page.
He is also believed brony (BLEED) but this has been yet to be confirmed by snopes[Marge...]
It was later revealed by Quote in a private email that 9a0c is actually Limeade[1] who at first was a great admin loved by many, mainly because of his actions against NAS on the Party, but then it all went downhill, starting with him reverting the anti-NAS ruleset and later confessing to rigging the /dem/ election in Femquote's favor by abusing gempasses of other 'teens in order to post and goon to MLP porn [2] furthering the theory that 9a0c is the real Admin 6.
Quote[edit | edit source]
Brought the Pride 2025 event (even doe it wasn't that bad) that was snca and the images for the event were uploaded from der 'cord.[3] Did nothing else other than doing some stuff just to undo it later (like replacing /nate/ with /b/ just to remove /b/ and add /nate/ back).
Also if you ignore minor admins that forcefully acquired the site (like Captain coal and Captain cob) and if you ignore alter-egos of kuz and Root, the admin order is Soot -> Kuz -> Doll -> Froot <-> Root -> Quote.
Quote also has most of the traits of admin 6, including:
- Having a "M" in his name (Quote was formerly named Mud)
- Froot was originally blamed for being Admin 6 before Quote became admin.
Jannies move whatever they want to /qa/ as a dumping ground for shit they don't like.- Coal outweighs Gems by the thousands
- porn (although no 'p) is very frequent
- immigrants have debateably started replacing the native soy population
- the 'teens are very enlightened of their homesite's dire state.
- Oldsois and nusois were spamming the log during the Quote era seething at each other due to the now infamous 'cado ban as well as the fact that Nusois accepted bait into their culture, not even mentioning the constant ""Soysurgencies" we keep having. most definitaly Infighting amongst brothers
- There are no new 'jaks being made, and many teens are leaving and or have already left, so Soot's wish was broken. Not to mention the allegations of 'cord being used behind the scenes by higher-ups like Mods and Quote, as Soot did not want for the website to be taken over by 'cord users.
- the phrase "a dark cloud descended upon the website to cover it and engulf it wholly." although absract and not fully clear to its meaning, could be just be referring to a general constant state of coal, dust, and brimstone constantly being spammed (or, it is yet to happen yet)
>The sixth takes the form of a video.
you are here
Quote has also done absolutely nothing during his time as the owner (even though he's on the Sharty every single day working behind the scenes, you just assume he's absent because he doesn't attentionwhore with his capcode <---- janny cabal member btw), which makes many suspect that the website is actually being controlled by a secret janny cabal. Not to mention the lack of communication from Quote.
There was not a single good or memorable event under Quotes administration, with admins even forgetting to conclude one of them (Soyanniversary awards).
Multiple Admin 6s?[edit | edit source]
A recent theory has propped up that Admin 6 is not one person, but rather a group of people acting against soyteens. A variation of this is that Admin 6 is not a specific person, but rather an incarnation of coal itself.
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An interpretation of the multiple Admin 6s theory.
Swedecus 20[edit | edit source]
Before his departure from soyjak.party, The Swede finalised The Swedecus with the last A24, slow burn, analog horror spine tingling prophecy, Swedecus 20 :
For when Coal outweighs Gems by the thousands
For when porn and 'P become frequent
For when immigrants start replacing the native soy population
For when Sootists, Kuzists and Dollists start allying
He will reveal himself to the great public
Beware of the Admin with the name starting with an M, for he will be the one to post poopson
The Toos Epiphany[edit | edit source]
On the 5th of September, during the Great Purge, a soyteen had visions of being personally visited by Soot, who delivered him the following realisation.
I come to you now because I have had a great epiphany
While I was getting my Ϫth booster shot, it was revealed to me by Soot himself the Ϫ signs of Admin 6
The first is a red herring, a figurehead who will take the blame of Admin 6 despite not being it.
The second is an enlightenment of the soyteens of their homesite's dire state.
The third is infighting among people who were once brothers.
The fourth is the breaking of Soot's final wish.
The fifth is a dark cloud descended upon the website to cover it and engulf it wholly.
The sixth takes the form of a video.
The thremboth sign is the reinstating of an old order, and it is then you will know he has arrived.
I know not when this will occur, only that it will occur.
Marge, what was Soot's final wish? < "never stop jakkin'"
Analysis[edit | edit source]
An analysis of the theory. Also, about the thremboth sign, soot is interested in becoming admin again. Quite literally being a reinstating of an old order.
Someone adding on to the theory, suggesting Admin Thrembo's action will be to hand out the Sharty, not own it.
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The seventh war[edit | edit source]
Townspeople thought they had to go
All went away and left so scarred
They found their home but so afar.
Left to the spiders, sound the horns.
Far in the sky they screamed and roared.
And afterwards the fathers mourned.
Webs torn apart by child porn.
Thrembo shall mark the day of gore.
A beast was born in the eye of the storm.
Evil shall spill the tree will rot.
Four mothers of satan that time forgot.
One is a cult that spreads so wide.
The second causes what fate decides.
Third be a curse that's one to hide.
Fourth is the beast of angelicide.
The seventh sign the throne still awaits.
And the thremboth one of hate.
He's the one who orchestrates evil's face
Wearing the mask too late
The third, with vitriol of their own brethren. 'jakking themselves to the dusk of the gallery.
The fourth, the killing of 'jakking. the deprivation of variants.
The sixth, A video. Shattered unto multiple fragments and shared.
The seventh call, lost to those who have heard. An ancient being made of one's loss of innocence shall escape from its cage. The keyholder having been lost after so many months.
Beware of the administrator with the letter "M" for by the time he changes his name. you would know he has already arrived.
And afterwards, the cage shall break free. the false savior shall shatter this website.
The H? Epiphany[edit | edit source]
https://vocaroo.com/1vQDVTPWUzDy https://archive.ph/rFTlg I come to you all with knowledge. I was scrolling the desuchives of old /kwey/, looking for oldGOD gems, but when 6:59 PM came and passed, my computer started glitching out. The digital clock of my computer, for a brief moment, instead of going to 7:00 PM, it turned to 6:60 PM. Then, within a few seconds of it swapping to 6:60 PM, the digital clock turned to Ϫ:00 PM. I instantly scanned my PC with my antivirus, frantically checking if I had installed any malware while trying to pirate Five Nights at Cobsons, but it came back with nothing, with the time of the scan result ALSO reading Ϫ:00 PM. I was going to leave my room so I could get my Black BVLL to fix it for me (he's such a handyman), but when I tried to open the door, it simply would not open. It didn't feel like anything was blocking it, it just felt impossible to push open. Now fearing for my life, I checked the window, but I didn't see anything outside. Just a black abyss. I fell back in fear, and the words "Oh my science.." fell out of my mouth. Longing for any sense of reality, found the analog watch my father had left me before telling me he was a woman and subsequently 'ACKing. But when I read the watch, I was shocked. The hour hand was on the number Ϫ again, but I was positive that number wasn't on there the last time I used it. The time read Ϫ:06. Before I could even process this, I remembered my computer was glitching, I ran to save my 100,000 image 'jak folder, before it was corrupted. But when I went back to the window I was on before, something was different. The tab I was viewing had changed from the Desu Archives to the soyjak.party home page, and the earliest date I saw on the /news/ blurb above the PPH of each board was 7/4/2031, the headline reading: "H has added a CAPTCHA and a 30 minute post cooldown to ALL boards." Another headline right under it, dated 2/12/2029 read: "/mlp/, /fap/, and / / have been added by H ." Despite being extremely confused by the dates, I scrolled down, and read the PPH of each board. /qa/ was at the top, with 2526 PPH, /random/ was 2nd, with 1843 PPH, and /r9k/ was 3rd, with 1443 PPH. Confused that /soy/ wasn't on there, after scrolling through what seemed like hundreds of irrelevant boards, a bright idea struck my retard brain, and I used CTRL F to see mentions of /soy/. 0 mentions appeared. I tried typing in soyjak.party/soy/, but it autodirected to soyjak.party/random/. What I saw on there was horrific. The 'log was completely fucked. I saw porn threads, obvious datamining, tribute threads, AI generated tranime porn, and worst of all, an archive.today link that presumably lead to 'p. All of this was in some sort of unintelligble niggerbabble that presumably used to be Soyspeak, as I still saw "gem" and "coal" being used in the replies rarely. This was appalling to me, so I checked the 'ki to see what H had done to my precious Sharty. I searched his name up, and what I read through the nu-soyspeak was this. After the 7th admin, who's name was never mentioned, had left to attend to other things in his life, H , took over for the next 9 years. At first, he was vehemently against NAS and porn on /soy/, and instated a policy that anyone who posted NAS on /soy/, outside from raids, would be b&. He seemingly was generally considered a good admin by all accounts, but late into his rule he completely flipped on his policies. The rest of the page was written completely in the nu-soyspeak, so I couldn't understand it at all, but there was a link to another page called "The Testy". I immediately clicked on it, and was bombarded with a thrembillion templates, and when I did get to the actual article, all I divined was that it was a splinter from one of the boards before H , and it was a direct competitor with the site. I fell down a rabbit hole of clicking every article, trying to understand the nu-soyspeak, but it was simply unintelligible niggerbabble to me. Everything I clicked lead to a new coaly type of 'jak that I had never seen before, and many articles on SNCA. Before I knew it, I had spent almost an hour, and the clock on my computer read Ϫ:59 PM. When it turned to Ϫ:60 DOE, things started happening. All other tabs suddenly closed, and the only tab remaining was /random/, which I neglected to close. Then, the tab refreshed on it's own, showing me an index of 5 hours later. Before I could stop being confused on what was happening, the tab refreshed again, and the index jumped a day in advance. At Ϫ:6Ϫ PM, 2 minutes later, my mind felt a searing burn, and I realized I could somewat comprehend the nu-soyspeak now. The posts were BBC bait, roleplay threads, and namefaggotry was enabled. The index refreshed, and the posts were now a full 6 days from where I started. The posts had proper 'jaks now, and seemed to be protesting something, something about a board being locked. Before I could read the name of the board, the index jumped 2 entire weeks. Posts were back to the normal brimstone, but now there was a stickied post by H advising users to not interact with "Testyfags", and they would meet their justice soon enough. Another refresh. 2 months passed. The board was filled with tranime, porn, and some form of neutralplier that had far gone past being IAS being used to blogpost. It refreshed again, the dates had started using 2032 as a year end. The board was seemingly entirely dedicated to porn now, with the NAS neutralplierlike posts being the Brimstone in a sea of Antimatter. It refresed again, not even giving me time to read past the first words of a plier post. The board was nothing but porn, then it refreshed again, giving me not the time to check the date. It refreshed again, before I could even register the third post on the index. It refreshed faster, and faster, until the only thing I could see was brief glimpses of the first post, usually being porn or the NAS plier blogposts. It got faster, and faster, and faster, brief glimpses turned into miliseconds of the page being visible before a refresh, then that turned into nanoseconds before the next refresh, and then it turned to picoseconds before the next refresh. The topbar was getting fuller and fuller of boards every refresh, to the point it started blocking out the first post. I wanted to look away, the porn becoming more and more fucked up, but I couldn't. I felt the same sensation trying to look away was the same sensation I felt trying to open the door. It was like my neck had stopped being able to turn. My BVLL would not like this. It refreshed and refreshed, until it stopped. 21* *, read the date of the first post I saw. Music started playing. Some tranime music, fast paced. There was images of some random tranime figure doing the /kwey/ dance, and then I saw it. In big red text. /PTB/ RETURNS PUBLICTEST.PARTY WON
- PACKWATCH
The board wasn't /random/ anymore. It was renamed to /soy/, and the once cluttered top bar, once filled with thousands of boards, was now only /soy/ and /ptb/. The posts were mostly tranime reaction images of confusion, and some, thankfully, actual 'jaks proclaiming "/PTB/ WON, /SOY/ WON, /RANDOM/ LOST." I checked the time of my computer. It was Ϫ:ϪϪ PM. And then, It snapped to 7:00 PM. My room was exactly how I left it, and I was exactly in the same pose I was before this happened. My BLACK BVLL entered the room, saying that he heard some sound coming from the room, and was here to check if everything was alright before he went back to plowing my wife. I said it was alright, and he went back down to continue inseminating the person I swore to be with through everything. But when I looked back at my screen, I wasn't looking at the desuarchives. The website was soyjak.party/random/, And I saw the image pictured, and the name H above him. Below the image was a caption: "Don't let this happen." I stared in awe, and then the page changed back to the desuarchive of /kwey/ that I was browsing. This happened a few days ago. I'm writing this down to bring the knowledge of this to the public, before I take my meds and sproke to forget it.
