Gemology

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Gemology is the study of gems and how to create gems. It is also the study of coal and how to avoid it. Furthermore, it involves the classification of gems and coal.

What is a gem and what is a coal?

A gem is simply a good post on the Sharty, and a coal is a bad post. There are many substances in between, above and below these two, but every single post can be classified as either gem, or coal. Gems are unique, thought provoking, but undoubtedly high-quality, while coals provide nothing of value and take up space on the 'log.

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How to make a gem.

NOTE THAT LE INCOMPREHENSIBLE WOAHJAKS ARE STILL GEMS. THE TWITTERNIGGERS ARE THE ONES WHO NIGGER IT INTO VANTABLACK NIGGERSTONE.

To fix an incomprehensible woahjak and turn it into a tanzanite shinerald, simply add dead nigger babies hanging from a tree in the corner or something (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Gems must obviously be:

• Funny

However, the more important things to consider in gems are:

Insanity

Some aspects of the Sharty's humor are quite similar to shitposting on YouTube, Discord, Reddit, etc. however it's still VERY DIFFERENT. Admit it, a lot of gems are funny because it feels like it was made by a retarded nigger with down syndrome who was locked in an asylum. Some gems are also gemmy because it feels mentally retarded. So, you must also think of things that are autistic. Therefore, when making a gem, think of something that is:

• Schizophrenic
• Retarded
• Madness
• Autistic
• Incomprehensible (twitter niggers ruined that word)
• Bright and colorful

Beauty

It's simple. Gems must evoke beauty. Here's an example: https://soybooru.com/post/view/41905

Look at the gem on the right. It's hard to describe but it seems beautiful to look at. You must attempt to replicate that beauty.

How to avoid coal.

Now for the same image, look at the vantablack niggerstone on the left. It's shit that you've seen millions of times before.

Now here's some tips that you can follow:

AVOID TRENDS: Most niggerstone comes from following trends and posting shit that people have seen before.

We all know that uniqueness is important in gems however, it might be the most important aspect of gems.