So far Mustard has been involved in four Q&A threads.
So far Mustard has been involved in four Q&A threads.
* In April of 2025 Mustard responded to a thread asking him to respond to it <ref>{{Deadlink|http://archive.md/20250504121752/https://www.soyjak.st/chive/thread/129200.html}}</ref>
* In April of 2025 Mustard responded to a thread asking him to respond to it <ref>http://archive.md/20250504121752/https://www.soyjak.st/chive/thread/129200.html</ref>
== Trivia ==
== Trivia ==
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Mustard, also known as the angry condiment, musty moo, and custard on SoyBooru, is the current owner of SoyBooru and a former manager and developer of soyjak.party.
Mustard became manager after Ronald stepped down as the Sharty's developer, causing Quote to take over development. Quote appointed Mustard, whom he considered to be his most trustworthy mod, to the vacant managerial position. As manager, Mustard interacted with the user base more frequently than Quote and was responsible for several staff appointments. He became a developer on July 27, 2025.[1]
On June 27, 2026, Mustard became the sole administrator of SoyBooru following the Admincaust, during which every other administrator was demoted to moderator.[2] He later became the site's owner.
During his tenure as manager, Mustard received criticism over bait posted on /soy/. He stated that controlling individual users' posts was outside his role as manager.[3] He also described the /qa/ furry general as his favorite thread on the board. The Furcord leaks showed him commissioning a fursona from another member of the group chat, confirming his status as a furnigger.
The name Alexei Borisenko (Russian: Алексей Борисенко) has been claimed by some to be his name; Borisenko is a Ukrainian surname.
Following the Second Great Handover, Mustard continued to serve as SoyBooru's developer. His future role with the site and overall Soysphere is uncertain.
On August 8, 2024, Quote would announce some staff changes, thanks to Ronald, the then developer of the Sharty resigning from his position due to not having enough time to be its developer. Quote would pass his position of manager to his most trusted mod, named by the users as "Mustard," thanks to an image he posted with his first response to a Q&A, which was hosted as a part of a tradition when selecting new managers for Soyjak.party.
On September 11, 2024, Mustard would announce a groundbreaking, genre-redefining, mind-boggling rule that prohibited any discussions about namefags or avatarfags on /soy/. Experts state that this is a move in the right direction for the Sharty, verified by Snopes and the CIA alike.
On June 21, 2025, Mustard banned self inserting, which was only enforced for about half an hour.[5]
On July 16, 2025, Mustard reinforces the NAS rule, similar to 9a0c's nassacre but this time along with moving question based posts to /qa/.[6]
Contests
On August 10, 2024, Mustard would ask Soyteens to provide ideas for future competitions; he would also host a competition to replace the "Media Pending Approval" sign. From the suggestions he received from users from the future competitions thread, he would host a special contest where teens' were to create nuvariants; however, it was killed off by Mustard due to the competition not creating any gems in the end. As a wise Swedish proverb once said, "Gems come naturally..."
On August 18, 2024, he would reveal the winners of the Media Pending Approval contest. The winner would receive their own board for one week and a free Soygem Pass for life. They would decide to reopen the /r/ and /tech/ boards for 1 week. Other contestants who had their submissions rated as Ruby and above were permitted to get a Soygem Pass, but no one else applied besides the main winner.
Mustard's Announcement about the Namefagging Rule.
On September 2, 202Ϫ, Mustard would also announce a Call of Duty: Black Ops 1 - Zombies competitive bracket tournament called Call of Mustard. The prizes would be a Soygem Pass as well as some keys for a couple of Steam games. Users would have to make 4-person groups and then get as high of a round score as they could.
In recent times, Mustard has been heavily hated upon for his inaction on BBC bait and BNWOgroom threads on the Sharty.
Developer
On July 27, 2025, Mustard would become the developer of the main site alongside Quote, leaving the position of manager vacant for the time being. This meant there were now two developers.[1] On August 9, 2026, he would be demoted to a moderator and have his SSH access to the imageboard revoked by Salt.
[-+] MUSTARD ON THE BEAT HO
[Intro]
Psst, I see dead people
(Mustard on the beat, ho)
[Verse 1]
Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho
Deebo any rap nigga, he a free throw
Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, "Breathe, bro"
Nail a nigga to the cross, he walk around like Teezo
What's up with these jabroni-ass niggas tryna see Compton?
The industry can hate me, fuck 'em all and they mama
How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options
I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton
Beat your ass and hide the Bible if God watchin'
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show niggas
Certified boogeyman, I'm the one that up the score with 'em
Walk him down, whole time, I know he got some ho in him
Pole on him, extort shit, bully Death Row on him
Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em young
You better not ever go to cell block one
To any bitch that talk to him and they in love
Just make sure you hide your lil' sister from him
They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs
And Party at the Party playin' with his nose now
And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?
Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fuck 'em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I'ma do my stuff
Why you trollin' like a bitch? Ain't you tired?
Tryna strike a chord and it's probably A minor
[Chorus]
They not like us, they not like us, they not like us
They not like us, they not like us, they not like us
[Verse 2]
You think the Bay gon' let you disrespect Pac, nigga?
I think that Oakland show gon' be your last stop, nigga
Did Cole foul, I don't know why you still pretendin'
What is the owl? Bird niggas and burnt bitches, go
The audience not dumb
Shape the stories how you want, hey, Drake, they're not slow
Rabbit hole is still deep, I can go further, I promise
Ain't that somethin'? B-Rad stands for bitch and you Malibu most wanted
Ain't no law, boy, you ball boy, fetch Gatorade or somethin'
Since 2009, I had this bitch jumpin'
You niggas'll get a wedgie, be flipped over your boxers
What OVO for? The "Other Vaginal Option"? Pussy
Nigga better straighten they posture, got famous all up in Compton
Might write this for the doctorate, tell the pop star quit hidin'
Fuck a caption, want action, no accident
And I'm hands-on, he fuck around, get polished
Fucked on Wayne girl while he was in jail, that's connivin'
Then get his face tatted like a bitch apologizin'
I'm glad DeRoz' came home, y'all didn't deserve him neither
From Alondra down to Central, nigga better not speak on Serena
And your homeboy need subpoena, that predator move in flocks
That name gotta be registered and placed on neighborhood watch
I lean on you niggas like another line of Wock'
Yeah, it's all eyes on me, and I'ma send it up to Pac, ayy
Put the wrong label on me, I'ma get 'em dropped, ayy
Sweet Chin Music and I won't pass the aux, ayy
How many stocks do I really have in stock? Ayy
One, two, three, four, five, plus five, ayy
Devil is a lie, he a 69 God, ayy
Freaky-ass niggas need to stay they ass inside, ayy
Roll they ass up like a fresh pack of 'za, ayy
City is back up, it's a must, we outside, ayy
[Chorus]
They not like us, they not like us, they not like us
They not like us, they not like us, they not like us
[Verse 3]
Once upon a time, all of us was in chains
Homie still doubled down callin' us some slaves
Atlanta was the Mecca, buildin' railroads and trains
Bear with me for a second, let me put y'all on game
The settlers was usin' townfolk to make 'em richer
Fast-forward, 2024, you got the same agenda
You run to Atlanta when you need a check balance
Let me break it down for you, this the real nigga challenge
You called Future when you didn't see the club (Ayy, what?)
Lil Baby helped you get your lingo up (What?)
21 gave you false street cred
Thug made you feel like you a slime in your head (Ayy, what?)
Quavo said you can be from Northside (What?)
2 Chainz say you good, but he lied
You run to Atlanta when you need a few dollars
No, you not a colleague, you a fuckin' colonizer
The family matter and the truth of the matter
It was God's plan to show y'all the liar
[Bridge]
Mm
Mm-mm
He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (Mm)
He a fan, he a fan, he a
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Freaky-ass nigga, he a 69 God
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Hey, hey, hey, hey, run for your life
Let me hear you say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho)
Say, "OV-ho" (OV-ho)
Then step this way, step that way
Then step this way, step that way
[Outro]
Are you my friend?
Are we locked in?
Then step this way, step that way
Then step this way, step that way
Questions & Answers
So far Mustard has been involved in four Q&A threads.
In April of 2025 Mustard responded to a thread asking him to respond to it [12]
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