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MarketPliers






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MarketPliers, also known as TrannyPliers and possibly Pipermintz, was a furfag, former moderator of this very wiki and former SoyBooru approver. Xhe was best known for improving various templates across Soyjak Wiki and for being a part of (((Furcord))). Xhe is known for being skilled at HTML and CSS.
History
MarketPliers is the type of person to say "Who's at house?" when entering McDonalds.
Early Life
Markella Pliers was born on January 19th 2001, in Brooklyn, NYC. Xhe grew up in Queensbridge Houses of Queens. Xer parents divorced in 2005 and xhe dropped out of school after 8th grade. In xer early years xhe faced many challenges, such as getting nearly shot by a bunch of thugs when they thought that xhe was a girl that owed them crack money, and getting xer house robbed. Xhe learned about internet culture and stock market from some random hobo near Brooklyn bridge, xhe also smoked crack there for the first time in his life. By the time when xhe was 16, xhe had a large earnings in stocks of General Motors and Boeing ($50,000), xhe was able to afford a degree and a nice computer. Xhe attended Columbia University, at computer science degree. Xhe discovered the Sharty after the Soypocalypse and became a janny after 6 months by showing off xir technical skills.
April 1, 2026
On April 1, 2026, xhe "became" co-administrator of Soyjak Wiki along with North after Cobblestone's retirement. Namefags on IRC, Shroom and Booru.
June 30, 2026
On June 30, 2026, xhe was promoted to wiki moderator for being the most active helper by far.[1]
July 30, 2026
On July 30, 2026, xhe was, first, perma'nished from the Soysphere for violating Rule 3 during the Soyvil War 5. However, Mustard's confusing statements resulted in 'nishes and un'nishes until Mustard confirmed the reversion clearly. Nevertheless, xhe would resign shortly afterwards.
Tenure
Raid contributions
Wiki SNCA
- Wasting time on self-insert bait
- Doing it for free
- Remaking maintenance templates entirely
- Creating a new template for better categorization and storage of doxes
- Baiting nusois
- Grooming North
Reception
MarketPliers is a controversial moderator: he has contributed greatly to the wiki via his numerous template rewrites, but also receives hate for xhis furcord allegations. MarketPlier's template overhauls have even been imported to splinter wikis such as SNCApedia, which highlights their usefulness. MarketPliers also appears to have a small cult fanbase (one FAITHFUL FAN WHO WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THAT MOUSENEOVAGINA), as proven by this message titled "I love you" that was posted to his talkpage on July 27, 2026.
Snopes
| MarketPliers is part of a series on |
| Soysphere Admins, Jannies and Notable Users |
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| †: Inactive |
| MarketPliers is part of a series on The brimstone that is killing Soyjak Wiki |
Sources [+]
Admin 6 ♦ Angeleno ♦ (((Cloudflare))) ♦ Cobblefail ♦ Discord ♦ Failtrolls ♦ Froot ♦ Jackson ♦ Jannies ♦ The Janny Cabal ♦ DA JOOOOOOOOOZ! ♦ Kernüng ♦ LimeAIDS ♦ MUDstard ♦ (((Quote))) ♦ Red ♦ Root ♦ Three-Letter Agencies ♦ Newfags ♦ Vandals ♦ You[You just are, ok?] ♦ The visual editor |
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Symptoms [+]
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Tyranny [+]
Gradingcaust ♦ Cacacaust ♦ (((DynaDot, Porkbun, Epik and NameCheap))) ♦ The Second Template Question ♦ Soypocalypse ♦ Clittybans ♦ 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack ♦ Jannies not approving my edits | |
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Treatment [+]
Admin Ϫ ♦ Cleaning up spam ♦ The gem that saved the Party ♦ Fenriris ♦ My pages ♦ IAS pages ♦ Pages with funny gimmicks ♦ Learning about the past ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Soot returning ♦ Sproke ♦ SprokemowerMan ♦ Soydueling on the wiki ♦ and most importantly... Original Content | |




