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A computer is an electronic device that turns data into information using sets of instructions called programs. Originally, computers referred to people capable of solving complex mathematical problems and these people were extremely smart and didn't act like the retards of today. Computers evolved over time with each generation being an upgrade to the previous.
Generations Of Electronic Computers[edit | edit source]
First generation computers: These computers were huge as fuck taking the space of almost an entire room like 'cado. They produced a lot of heat, consumed a lot of power and were unreliable. These computers used weird things called vacuum tubes as their brain or whatever.
Second generation computers: These computers were slightly better than first generation computers. They were smaller and more reliable. They used transistors which replaced vacuum tubes to process data.
Third generation computers: These computers introduced operating systems and used integrated circuits to process data. They were smaller in size compared to 1st and 2nd generation computers
Fourth generation computers: These are the computers everyone knows and is familiar with. These computers use large integrated circuits/microprocessors to process information. They were small and portable, thus making them available to most humans to do whatever they wanted to do with them. These computers introduced Graphic User Interfaces, as well as the Internet that undoubtedly caused permanent psychological damage to Gen Z and Gen Alpha and will likely cause more damage to upcoming generations.
Fifth generation computers: These computers are the future as they will heavily rely on artificial intelligence (which increased RAM prices btw). You can say that humanity is in the age of fifth generation computers because AI is becoming more popular as the days go by. They use better and more efficient microprocessors to process data.
Uses of computers[edit | edit source]
- Doxing
- Gooning (don't do this)
- Raiding
- Hacking
- Baiting
- Calling your wife/girlfriend (but she never answers as she loves to spend more time with Tyrone than with you)
- Being racist and homophobic on the Internet
- Being a retard
- Being a smartass
- Making youtube video essays that nobody cares about
- Writing programs/software
- Office Automation
- Listening to music
- Playing video games
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