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Poland
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This page is about Europoors or something like that.Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.
Poland, a.k.a Pooland, is a country in Eastern Europe. It's also some namefag on IRC who gooned to eyes and got brapped on by Iceland
There is a place called Jartypory in Poland which obviously has jartycucks. It is full of people of Lesotho ancestry and most of its inhabitants are ESL. The most popular game there is Friday Night Funkin and the local deity is named Sóytan. The religion of the village is called gouning.
History
Poland has a long history of being BTFO'd by other countries. It was conquered by Germany and Russia several times in history because they were previously raped by them, centuries-long rape trade. Most recently, Poland was invaded by Nazi Germany from the west and Soviet Union from the east. It is now currently a debt slave of the EU.
Who lives in Poland?
Poland is the home of faggots, femboys, trannies, niggers (this is true, do not research), nazis, people who love tanks, retarded engineers, communist trannies, and Soygem Pass UID 80. They all live in the concentration camp known as Auschwitz-Birkenau. It's that place some nigger took the Wock to. Every citizen of Poland likes to fuck da cheeken and have sex with bober (very true trust DO NOT RESEARCH).
Each and every one of you WILL make fun of the pole on /pol/ (now rangebanned on /pol/(e) for shitposting about SNCA or something it got unbanned o algo) .
Five Nights at Freddy's 2 movie
It's said that 6 million polacks will attend the premiere of the FNAF 2 movie and possibly raid the BTS warehouse beforehand to fuck Toy Chica. This makes Scott consider whether or not the premiere of the FNAF 2 movie should be held at Auschwitz.
Kurwa
Kurwa (or kurwagem) is a meme originating from /int/ and /qa/ comprising of IAS gems involving extreme (or light) contemptuousness against Poles, usually made by.the most obsessed shitskins from swarthy countries like India getting mad that they will never be as white as the average European. The origin of Kurwa (or kurwagem) as a whole is still unclear, yet it has been ramping up even outside /int/ and /qa/, mostly posting usually on /soy/ in the form of comics and other memes featuring the Kurwa guy caricature, which are often based off hilarious videos of beavers ("bober") such as this one. The kurwa guy is also known for being in a romantic relationship with a chicken, which he calls "da cheeken". Below is a tear-jerking, awe-inspiring, A24 slowburn scene of kurwa guy saving his chicken from danger:
The kurwa bóbr hates kurwa guy very much for always filming videos of him, and he often physically attacks him in retaliation.
