SNCA:Austria

>Though maybe you were looking for Australia?

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Austria is ARYANbtw, if that matters

Started both World Wars and successfully blamed G*rmany award

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Austria is a G*rmanic nation south of G*rmany which is located in the Austrian Alps. Despite this they have a distinct history and culture from the G*rmans. They are G*rman speaking and are ethnically G*rman. It is the birth nation of Adolf Hitler, automatically making it a gem. Despite them claiming they are a different nation altogether than the G*rmans, it is a well known Fact that "Austrians" are actually aryan G*rmans, but they are forced to deny this because after the events of WW2 the Jews wanted to divide G*rmanic people both ethnically and on a national level so they invented the fake ethnic group that they called "Austrians". G*rmans fear the BAC (Big Austrian Cock).

Culture[edit | edit source]

Austria is a nation of TRVE ARYANS vvho drink ravv milk and eat ravv beef. Thoughever, the (((4th industrial revolution))) threatens to replace their wholesome culture with shitskin cow-worship degeneracy (ev&oe this is the fate of the entirety of evropa). Nowadays, Avstria's "culture" is defined by getting 'aped by asylum seekers and denying their TRVE G*RMANIC RQQTS!!11!! AuSStria is best known for it's beautiful architecture in Vienna, and the Vienna sausage.^[2]

Austrians love bullying (northern) G*rmans and Slavs which is heckin' based. They even have their own names for them:

G*rmans are called "Piefke"
Slavs are called "Tschuschen"

Austria is also a famous destination for both summer and winter toursim. Amerimutts love skiing in the wholesomechungus trve aryan nation because it's just like Switzerland, but cheaper.

Also when you visit Austria always remember to acknowledge that they are NOT G*rman or they vvill deport you to niggerhell o algo. The Wiki even had to censor the name G*rmany to ensure that these spiritually Jewish creatures don't start an editing war here.

Avstrians are extremely good at skiing and regularly win international skiing competitions. They HATE G*rmans coming onto their ski slopes and blocking everyone else because G*rmoids cannot ski if their lives depended on it.

Avstrians HATE mayonnaise on schnitzel. If you put mayonnaise on schnitzel you're getting publicly hung.

History[edit | edit source]

Austria was first mentioned in 976 AD. It started off by raping neighboring countries and colonizing Hungarian women with BAC.

The most famous thing from Austria is the Habsburg family who were super inbreed, fucking their cousins and almost every European royal family was Habsburg during their peak.

The Austrian Empire pretty much controlled the Holy Roman Empire and fought in the Crusades against the Ottomans who they had beef with until World War I.

They joined Nazi G*rmany in the Anschluss, but after World War II they were separated from G*rmany again and aren't allowed to join G*rmany again.

After the Second World War ended, Austria began it's neutrality larp, which it's still on today.

Demographics[edit | edit source]

The average Austrian (non-immigrant) in the Alps

They have a bunch of sandniggers in their capital and have a higher percentage than G*rmany and Sweden (top browncucks who let the Jews flood in thousands of curfew enforcers) but no one cares about that.

Approximately 26% of Austria has blue eyes, whilst 41% of them have shitcolored eyes due to infinity bomalians and other brownoids flooding the nation.

List of Austrian Gems[edit | edit source]

Adolf Hitler
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
RedBull
Alpine Skiing
Almdudler
Falco
Glock
Wienerschnitzel
Sound of Music
Sachertorte
Apple Strudel
Snow Globe
The Postcard
The Ship Propeller
Slow Motion

States[edit | edit source]

Austria is in the (((EU))) Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.

Burgenland: Austria’s easternmost and flattest state, famous for its sun-drenched vineyards, Lake Neusiedl, and historic border castles.
Carinthia (Kärnten): A sunny southern state nestled in the Alps, renowned for its warm swimming lakes like Wörthersee and dramatic mountain peaks.

Lower Austria (Niederösterreich): The largest state by land area, surrounding Vienna and known for the Danube’s scenic Wachau Valley, fertile farmland, and historic monasteries.

Salzburg: A cultural powerhouse defined by its baroque capital city (Mozart's birthplace), spectacular alpine ice caves, and world-class ski resorts.

Styria (Steiermark): Nicknamed the "Green Heart of Austria" due to its dense forests, sprawling rolling-hill vineyards, and pumpkin seed oil production.

Tyrol (Tirol): A world-famous alpine region dominating the western Alps, celebrated for its jagged peaks, winter sports culture, and capital city, Innsbruck.

Upper Austria (Oberösterreich): A central economic powerhouse that blends heavy industry with stunning natural landscapes like the lake-filled Salzkammergut region.

Vienna (Wien): The country's capital city and smallest state by area, globally famous for its imperial palaces, rich musical history, and vibrant coffeehouse culture.

Vorarlberg: Austria's westernmost state bordering Switzerland, recognized for its striking modern timber architecture, cheese culture, and the dramatic Bregenz Festival stage on Lake Constance.

G*rmany hate section[edit | edit source]

Hating G*rmans is ARYANbtw, if that matters

It is mandatory that every trve Austrian must HATE all ze (northern) G*rmans o algo. G*rmans are the more cucked version of ze svperior more aryan Austrians. All ze G*rmoids want to move down to the gorgeous and more beautiful Austria, thoughever they destroy it with their filth and normieness, thus causing all of the southern aryans (Austrians, the Swiss, Liechtensteiners) to build up a defense mechanism against them. TOTAL G*RMOID DEATH!