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SNCA:Jamaica

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🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉
Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to submit to the BNWO n shiiet.

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The average Jamaican bloke.

Jamaica is a tropical paradise, where niggers speak some bombaclat form of English, worship some old Nigerian prince[rastafari] mon. Da urb is constantly smoked there and the crime rate is abysmally high mon.

History[edit | edit source]

So basically the majority of it's history is indigenous population -> columbus -> spain rules it -> sends imprisoned niggers there -> niggers escape into the mountains -> britain takes it from spain -> slave trade -> niggers gain freedom -> political violence. It's a bunch of SNCA because all the country is an island of babbling niggers with weed.

Jamaican people.[edit | edit source]

Somehow there are people in this country, but they mostly are weed addicts who speak like "bomboclat mon"

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Countries of the Soysphere