Cubo-Mexican War
>>arent cubans and mexicans the same or however the tacogrease flows
Cubo-Mexican War is darker than coal...
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The Cubo-Mexican or the Mexico-Cuban War was yet another fucking booru flame war between two groups of posters with the leader of Cuba being FerdinandDist(namefag) and the leader of Mexico being Aztechicano(namefag), being the first Successor war on the 'ru (meaning the each namefag leader was the spiritual successor to the previous ones, not necessarily the next war after Italy vs. Mexico)
About[edit | edit source]
The Cubo-Mexican war was one of the most cancerous countrywars on the 'ru. Different tactics were used in this compared to others, with namefags actually revealing their faces and genetic info to prove they were whites. There was also a sizeable use of the Meximutt and new subvariants, along with making fun of other countrywars to make the Cubo-Mexican War far more important than the other wars on the 'ru (even doe literally anyone who knew what color the grass was didn't actually give a raisin). Its impact was still indifferent regarding soyjak culture[wat], and had only been mentioned a few times outside of the 'ru.
History[edit | edit source]
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On April 12, 2024, FerdinandDist uploaded a post that made fun of Aztechicano and Satoko for allegedly supporting Angola (Despite Aztechicano not caring about Satoko or Angola) In response, Aztechicano made a drawing in which a Chicano beats up FerdiandDist
First War[edit | edit source]
Pre-conflict[edit | edit source]
Prior to the start of the conflict, Mexicans and Cubans did not really talk, in fact, Cuba was already embroiled in its own countrywar before this, the Cubo-Angolan war, in which Brapzilian BBC spammers supported Angolans and branded Angolans as white.
The Mexicans rangebanned Italy for a month which left a void in a true countrywar, which is when the Cubo-Mexico war happened, however this countrywar happened just right after Satoko left the 'ru, so it was seen as a war between the successors of Italian Chad (FerdinandDist) and the successors of Satoko (Aztechicano)
Beginning of the War[edit | edit source]
The Spark[edit | edit source]
The war began precisely on May 1, 2023, as a retaliation against Aztechicano posting a boxing edit, an infamous comic story about Aztechicano and Satoko's death due to the Cuban namefag was uploaded to the Booru.
The Flame[edit | edit source]
Aztechicano then made posts depicting Cubans as mulattoes, with Ferdinand responding back calling it wrong as he is 97% Spanish (his supporters also mentioned this, albeit we don't know if they're samefags or not) with Ferdinand responding back constantly with a series of posts that involved hanging Mexicans, having them gusano'ed, having all other countrywar faggots killed with him being the last one standing, Cubans then made the Mexislut variant and the hanging full body meximutt variant, Mexicans responded with another fight round edit in which it portrayed the Cubans as darker versions of the Meximutt full body hanging variant, everyone made fun of the Mexicans for using their own 'jak that portrayed them as ugly for Cubans instead
The Samefagging incident of May 9, 2024
After FerdinandDist released yet another image of his DNA test with a gusano'ed jewslutt representing WorldofSoyim and an angry Meximutt representing ToonSoy and Mexichud, ToonSoy found the post and voiced his disapproval with the post, and then immediately afterwards randomly found FerdinandDist's xitter and said Pro-Mexican statements, and also claimed to not be ToonSoy, despite being outed in the same thread as ToonSoy, this caused a massive malding attack to ToonSoy, in which he samefagged extremely hard, with chud statements saying that mexicans are aryans, and that Texans will never be Aryan, and that Cubaniggers are black, constantly, whilst also accusing the opposition of samefagging, not only was it samefagging however, but it was Spamming too, likely on different devices to avoid the spam cooldown.
Texan Campaign
About[edit | edit source]
The Texan Campaign occurred very recently, Chudnater2 posted a few posts on the 'ru about Aztechicano and his alliance with FerdinandDist, a historical rivalry then meshed into the Cubo-Mexico war.
Summary[edit | edit source]
When a Texan namefag, Chudnater2, publicly sided with the Italians in the first conflict, anti-Texan statements increased, leading to the production of anti-Texan images by everyone, not just Mexicans. Many of these people said that Texas was not white and the majority were shitskins, therefore it is mutt on mutt violence, to combat this, Chudnater put out his genetic info like Ferdinand did in his Mexico comic, the result was Austrian, Polish, and Mexican falsefaggers calling him a filthy disgusting Amerimutt because his ancestors mixed with different Germanic groups, regardless, The skirmish on the Rio Grande theatre continues.
The Mexicans in response created a new PAS (Probably A Soyjak) variant called the Texamutt with the arrival of HispanidadConquistador.
On May 12th 2024 under a post created by Chudnater2 displaying toonsoy as a tranny pajeet-spic mutt (which xe is btw) dreaming of xis interracial homo erotic theory a bunch of chuds made fat jokes absolutely humiliating toonsoy, for far xe has not been found online since that incident.
End of the War(?)[edit | edit source]
The war between the two retarded nations began to reconcile after a post that depicts an old FerdinandDist and an old ToonSoy playing Cuban Dominoes. As for the Texans, it is unknown where they went, as all of their activities relating to the countrywar suddenly ceased.
Soyjak 30 Years War?[edit | edit source]
It is not known, but Toonsoy's Alt (HispanidadConquistador) Recently posted anti protestant 'jaks as of May 12th 2024 and comments against chudnater2 and chasecool for being Lutherans as part of the Cubo-Mexican war, despite Cuba and Mexico both being Catholic nations, it is probable that the war could potentially expand to be a war between Protestants and Catholics with Catholic countries like Cuba and Italy being on the side of the Protestants because they are obsessed with Mexico o algo.
Strategies & More[edit | edit source]
Falseflagging (Mexicans & Cubans)
Homoerotic Fanfiction (Cubans) (Theorized to be part of jartycuck spammers, and both sides disliked this aspect of the countrywar, posters were anonymous chuds)((Turns out that the Texans were responsible))
As soon as the flame war on the 'ru started, the Anti-Cubans started falseflagging against Cuba, in which pretending to be a Cuban he aimed to harm Cuba's reputation making them look as anti-white or BBC spammers.
Many falseflags are done, including:
- LARPing as a Cuban, Mexican, or Texcrement
- Samefagging hard
- False thumb BBCode fail
Aztechicano's Posting Habits:
- Hatred of everything he doesn't like to the point of obsessive insanity
- Literally acts exactly like shitoko but posts 'jaks about killing anything xhe doesn't like, is actually an Amerindian
FerdinandDist's Posting Habits:
- The same as Aztechicano except that xhe likes America, Cuba, and is a Spaniard.
Mexislut[edit | edit source]
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| Origin | SoyBooru |
| Booru posts |  27 As of October 3rd, 2025 |
| Based on | Slutson, Meximutt |
Mexislut is a subvariant of the Meximutt that was originally posted that showed the Meximutt getting BLACKED by Cuba and Spain with ace of spades, and with their hands covered in grease seeping down, it also has the word "coca cola" on xher nails and has rotten teeth, it is an inspiration from the Slutson subvariant.
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Meximutt brapping while he is roped -
Cuban Amerimutt roped -
Mexislut speechbubble BLACKED by Spain and Cuba
Ferdinanddist[edit | edit source]
There was also a smear campaign on FerdinandDist, portraying him as an alt of Mr. Nebula, in which some made a NAS "'jak" of FerdinandDist comparing him to Mr. Nebula's NAS 'jak, the Cubans used the jak to their advantage instead.
Aztechicano[edit | edit source]
It is uncertain if he actually cares about the whole war entirely, as he says that "I don't really care about this whole countrywar thing. To be honest, I think it's coal." Recently, Toonsoy has upped his game (and also probably made a bunch of samefag alts and commented on the same thread he is in) that he may possibly become the new leader of the war.
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