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SNCA:New Mexico

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New Mexico (Beanerlanguage: Nuevo Mexico.) is a SNCA US state nobody cares about only known for Breaking Bad, one of the states with highest percentage of population of dirty greaser wetbacks obviously causing higher crime over obsessed brimstone o algo, and green chili or something.

Give me muh land or death o algo asina

It is a leftist shithole where you don't do anything if you don't live in one of the 2 big cities, other than maybe sit in sand all day. Also its the highest producer of green chili[1] One of its only connection's to the Soysphere, is it most unlikely holding the Asoylum, being one of the states where is rarely theorized to be located.

History[edit | edit source]

The following is a bunch of SNCA: Natives ruled over New Mexico, then some Spaniards came and established Santa Fe de Nuevo Mexico o algo ansina. And then some SNCA happened like some Injuns revolting or something. Then in 1821 the Latinx BRAAP Mexicans overthrew the Spanish. The New Mexican beaners (Also known as Hispanos or Nuevomexicanos) didn't like having a different breed of Latinx in charge, so they beheaded some random governor of the territory o algo asina. They revolted again in 1847 over muh land or something. The Latinx Hispanos lost ultimately to the USA. Now all the Hispanos are still mad over my land americans are obsessed brimstone over my land o algo BRAAAAAAP

From 2008 to 2010 the state was under pressure from drug gangs led by an individual known as Heisen(((berg))) as well as Cartels. Until Heisenbeg died from cancer and the cartels collapsed into smaller gangs.

Native Americans[edit | edit source]

Main article: SNCA:Native Americans

Native Americans are a particular specimen that obviously live in the USA, but either act like they are chinks or chosen by some SNCA mythology. if you ever encounter a Native, they are probably the most obnoxious people you'll ever meet.

Zorro Ranch[edit | edit source]

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