SNCA:New Mexico

>Though maybe you were looking for Mexico?

Mazel tov! New Mexico is Kosher!

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New Mexico (Beanerlanguage: Nuevo Mexico.) is a US state nobody cares about (Hence the SNCA, dipshit) only known for Breaking Bad, one of the states with highest percentage of population of dirty greaser wetbacks, and green chili or something idk.

It is a leftist shithole where you don't do anything if you don't live in one of the 2 big cities, other than maybe sit in sand all day. Also its the highest producer of green chili

History

Of course before everything a bunch of Injuns ruled over New Mexico. But then in 1598 or something Juan "Chad" de Onate came with like 10 people and named the lifeless desert "Nuevo Mexico" for some reason. Also for some reason they didn't like Acoma injuns so they cut their feet off. Then they didn't like that so the Injuns rebelled in 1680 and then all the Spaniards that stayed began fucking the Natives, creating a rare breed of Latinx greaser known as "Hispanos" 1821 comes around and they didn't like that they were being governed by other wetbacks (despite being ones themselves) so the Hispanos revolted in 1837 against the beaners and beheaded a nigga before putting in their own governor. They did the same thing 1847 against America as they needed their "land" as all Hispanos are Selfish. It became a state in 1912 and has been a shithole ever since. Also a nuke was tested there in 1940 something.

Greaser sancturary

New Mexico is known for housing millions of Latinx greasers, causing the state to go from desert shithole to desert shithole with violence.