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{{Distinguish|[[India]] or [[Niggerhell]]}}
{{Distinguish|[[India]] or [[Niggerhell]]}}
{{India}}{{customquote|Canadian here, I am fucking OBSESSED with brownGODS and killing seals|file=[[File:Canuckmutt.png|25px]]}}{{Cheese|[[Canada]] smells like {{Rubytext|Maple Syrup}}. }}
{{tw|{{Deadlinks}}{{India}}|{{Faggot|plural=A}}{{TrannyPooner|plural=a|Trannies LOVE Canada btw, if that matters}}}}{{customquote|Canadian here, I am fucking OBSESSED with brownGODS and killing seals|file=[[File:Canuckmutt.png|25px]]}}{{Cheese|[[Canada]] smells like {{Rubytext|Maple Syrup}}. }}
{{Mutt|yeah canada is like the 51st mcdonalds or however the tarrifs are 41%}}
{{Mutt|yeah canada is like the 51st mcdonalds or however the tarrifs are 41%}}
{{Infobox site|name=Dominion of Canada|type=Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy under [[jeet]] occupation|founded=April 17, 1982|owner=Charles III (king)<br>
{{CustomQuote|{{Q|Canada es cagada}}|file=[[File:Mexiaryan.png|25px|link=mexiaryan]]}}
Mary Simon (governor general)<br>
{{Infobox site|name=Dominion of Canada|type=Federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy under [[jeet]] occupation|founded='''Establishment''': July 1st 18[[67]]<br>'''Current Constitution''': April 17, 1982|owner=Charles III (king)<br>
{{Echo|Louise Arbour}} (governor general)<br>
Mark Carney (prime minister)|url=https://www.canada.ca/|image=Flag of Canada (1957–1965).svg|caption=Trve flag of Canadaryans}}
Mark Carney (prime minister)|url=https://www.canada.ca/|image=Flag of Canada (1957–1965).svg|caption=Trve flag of Canadaryans}}


'''Canada''', also known as '''Cacanadia''', '''Canadia''', '''Canindia,''' and '''[[India|Kannada]]''' is a [[Fact|failed state]] in North America. It has 10 <s>provinces</s> states <small href="Fourth Industrial Revolution">(America copycat.)</small> and has 3 large territories that extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific to the Arctic Oceans. Being the second-largest country by total area and the largest coastline. Oy vey. But it only has still 42 million people living in it. <small href="Amerimutt">[[Lie|(canadacuck clitties can barely breed, geg)]]</small> Also, the capital of Canada is Ottawa, and the largest cities of the Cucknada are  
'''Canada''', also known as '''Cacanadia''', '''Canadia''', '''Cucknada''', '''Canindia''', and '''[[India|Kannada]]''' (soon to be '''[[Q|states 51 through 60]]''') is a [[Fact|<s>failed state</s>]] post-national economic zone in North America. It has 10 <s>provinces</s> states <small href="Fourth Industrial Revolution">(America copycat.)</small> and has 3 large territories that extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific to the Arctic Oceans. Being the second-largest country by total area and the largest coastline. Oy vey. But it only has still 42 million people living in it. <small href="Amerimutt">[[Lie|(canadacuck clitties can barely breed, geg)]]</small> Also, the capital of Canada is Ottawa, and the largest cities of the Cucknada are  
''Toronto, <small href="Root">(probably because of the 'jeets.)</small> Montréal, and Vancoushitskin.<small> (Vancouver.)</small>'' [[Donald Trump]] has referred to Canada as "snow [[Mexico]]".
''Toronto, <small href="Root">(probably because of the 'jeets.)</small> Montréal, and Vancoushitskin.<small> (Vancouver.)</small>'' [[Donald Trump]] has referred to Canada as "snow [[Mexico]]".


'''Canadians''', also known as '''Cacanadians''' used to be notable on the '[[4cuck|cuck]] as a boogeyman of sorts to oldtroons on boards like /pol/ and /sp/ because of their tendencies to derail threads (doe people played into it because they wanted to spam their ebin day of the rake images), but this largely has faded in recent years as well as the worship of the country on [[commie|commiepedotroon]] sites like [[reddit]] because of things like the [[Gigachad|Canadian Indian Residential Schools]] becoming more widely known thus breaking the image of a forward-thinking nation on the verge of the [[Fourth Industrial Revolution]]. This has caused most people to feel neutral about Canadians and they have a relatively minor presence in 'jakking, mostly being included in large sets of countrywar edits. There have been attempts in the past to make a distinct Canadamutt, as pictured on the right, with a more Asian appearance, some even predating modern jakking but none have really caught on. In terms of conflict relating to countrywars they are often seen as mildly antagonistic towards [[Amerimutt|mutts]] but harbouring extreme animosity towards [[Blacked|France]] and [[Root|Hindu nationalists in India]] ''(Even doe nobody cares about frogs anymore bc we all hate jeets or something)''. [[File:Flag_of_Canada_(Pantone).svg|thumb|{{Glowtext|Gay fake flag of Canada made up by (((Americans)))}}]]
'''Canadians''', also known as '''[[Babyjak|Caca]]<nowiki/>nadians''' used to be notable on the '[[4cuck|cuck]] as a boogeyman of sorts to oldtroons on boards like /pol/ and /sp/ because of their tendencies to derail threads (doe people played into it because they wanted to spam their ebin day of the rake images), but this largely has faded in recent years as well as the worship of the country on [[commie|commiepedotroon]] sites like [[reddit]] because of things like the [[Gigachad|Canadian Indian Residential Schools]] becoming more widely known thus breaking the image of a forward-thinking nation on the verge of the [[Fourth Industrial Revolution]]. This has caused most people to feel neutral about Canadians and they have a relatively minor presence in 'jakking, mostly being included in large sets of countrywar edits. There have been attempts in the past to make a distinct Canadamutt, as pictured on the right, with a more Asian appearance, some even predating modern jakking but none have really caught on. In terms of conflict relating to countrywars they are often seen as mildly antagonistic towards [[Amerimutt|mutts]] but harbouring extreme animosity towards [[Blacked|France]] and [[Root|Hindu nationalists in India]] ''(Even doe nobody cares about frogs anymore bc we all hate jeets or something)''. [[File:Flag_of_Canada_(Pantone).svg|thumb|{{Glowtext|Gay fake flag of Canada made up by (((Americans)))}}]]
[[File:Canadamutt.png|alt={{Quote|>This niggerstone is obsessed aboot me, [[Phillip]], Should I fart on him to mark my canadian supremacy?}}|right|thumb|210x210px|{{Quote|>This niggerstone is obsessed aboot me, [[Phillip]], Should I fart on him to mark my canadian supremacy?}}]]A good way to spot leafs on non-flag enabled boards is if they're using a weird mix of [[British Broadcasting Company|Commonwealth]] and [[Amerimutt|American English]] (e.g. "colo'''u'''ri'''z'''e").
[[File:Canadamutt.png|alt={{Quote|>This niggerstone is obsessed aboot me, [[Phillip]], Should I fart on him to mark my canadian supremacy?}}|right|thumb|210x210px|{{Quote|>This niggerstone is obsessed aboot me, [[Phillip]], Should I fart on him to mark my canadian supremacy?}}]]A good way to spot leafs on non-flag enabled boards is if they're using a weird mix of [[British Broadcasting Company|Commonwealth]] and [[Amerimutt|American English]] (e.g. "colo'''u'''ri'''z'''e").


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Canada was founded like 160 years ago [[or something]] by the British and some French settlers that the British btfo'd. By this time the [[United States]] had already seceded and Canada was formed of what remained of British holdings in North America. A lot of cucknadians LARP about [[shit nobody cares about|burning down the White House in the war of 1812]] even though Canada did not exist at the time and so was just completely British soldiers.
Canada was founded like 160 years ago [[or something]] by the British and some French settlers that the British btfo'd. By this time the [[United States]] had already seceded and Canada was formed of what remained of British holdings in North America. A lot of cucknadians LARP about [[shit nobody cares about|burning down the White House in the war of 1812]] even though Canada did not exist at the time and so was just completely British soldiers.


Now Canada is led by a Jewish political party called the Liberal Party and <s>a person named Justin Trudeau</s> (not anymore geg) who worships pajeets and kikes. After he resigned he was replaced by a [[jew|banker]] in his previous cabinet named Mark Carney who supports importing millions of pajeets and other shitskins. They also spend all their time seething about [[Donald Trump]].
Now Canada is led by a Jewish political party called the Liberal Party and <s>a person named Justin Trudeau</s> (not anymore geg) who worships pajeets and kikes. After he resigned he was replaced by a [[jew|banker]] <s>in his previous cabinet</s> named Mark Carney who supports importing millions of pajeets and other shitskins. They also spend all their time seething about [[Donald Trump]] and pretending to be nationalists (as if they weren't burning churches and wanted Canada to be disintegrated forever because some redskins were sent to school for the first time in their history ou quelque chose du genre, and are only pretending to be patriotic because of tariffs and Trump).


== The provinces and the territories. ==
== The provinces and the territories. ==
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=== Provinces ===
=== Provinces ===
* '''Alberta''' - Wannabe Americans that act like stereotypical Texas rednecks (according to the rest of Canada, would be bluer than California if part of 'merica).
* '''Alberta''' - Retarded wannabe Americans that act like stereotypical Texas rednecks (according to the rest of Canada, would be bluer than California if part of 'merica).
* '''Quebec''' - 4th world French goblins who steal sheckles from the rest of Canada to feed to cows and terrorists, contrary to popular belief Quebec does NOT have pajeets unlike the rest of Canada but more Senegalese/Haitian [[niggers]], home of Montreal (the niggerest city in Canada), Quebec City (the capital obviously), Laval (boring suburb that's the 3rd largest in this province for some reason)
* '''Quebec''' - ∞th world French goblins who steal shekels from the rest of Canada to feed to cows and terrorists, contrary to popular belief Quebec does NOT have pajeets unlike the rest of Canada but more Senegalese/Haitian [[niggers]], home of Montreal (the niggerest city in Canada), Quebec City (the capital obviously), Laval (boring suburb that's the 3rd largest in this province for some reason)
* '''Ontario''' - The most populous province of Canada and the only one normies care about, home of [[Pajeet|Toronto]] (obvious), [[Literally who|Ottawa]] (the capital of the country no one cares about), Windsor (suburb of [[Niggerhell|Detroit]]) etc. It has [[India|Brampton]] (also known as [[Brap|Brapton]]) and is [[best known for]] being basically the slums of Mumbai.
* '''Ontario''' - The most populous province of Canada and the only one normies care about, home of [[Pajeet|Toronto]] (obvious), [[Literally who|Ottawa]] (the capital of the country no one cares about), Windsor (suburb of [[Niggerhell|Detroit]]) etc. It has [[India|Brampton]] (also known as [[Brap|Brapton]]) and is [[best known for]] being basically the slums of Punjab.
* '''Manitoba''' - Home of Winnipeg, a city that's hot for some reason (especially confusing considering it's in Canada) and has crime. That's about it
* '''Manitoba''' - Home of Winnipeg, a city that's hot for some reason (especially confusing considering it's in Canada) and has crime and drug addiction. That's about it
* '''Saskatchewan''' - Farmers who can't drive, home of Saskatoon which is another boring city filled with crime
* '''Saskatchewan''' - Farmers who can't drive, home of Saskatoon which is another boring city filled with crime
* '''Prince Edward Island''' - Canadas smallest province, no one really knows why it exists but it has potatos or something  
* '''Prince Edward Island''' - Canadas smallest province, no one really knows why it exists but it has potatos or something  
* '''New Brunswick''' - Shittier version of Maine or something, most likely the whitest part of the Americas
* '''New Brunswick''' - Shittier version of Maine or something, most likely the whitest part of the Americas
* '''British Colombia''' - The province filled with chinks and jeets that's famous for tech, home of Vancouver (obvious), Surrey (pajeet thug city), Victoria (boring capital), Richmond (full of [[Asians]] and has [[anime]] stuff)
* '''British Colombia''' - The province filled with chinks and jeets that's famous for tech, home of Vancouver (obvious), Surrey (pajeet thug city), Victoria (boring capital), Richmond (full of [[Asians]] and has [[anime]] stuff)
* '''Nusoisluttaland and Labrador''' - The weird province in the corner of Quebec, no one really cares about it. Probably the most [[nophono]] province of Canada. It used to be ruled directly as a British colony until it was passed to Canada in 1949.
* '''Nusoisluttaland and Labrador''' - The weird province in the corner of Quebec, no one really cares about it. Probably the most [[nophono]] province of Canada. It used to be ruled directly as a British colony until it was passed to Canada in 1949 and now half the province is on EI or whatever
* '''Nova Scotia''' - Anothing boring tiny province next to Quebec, home of Halifax which is famous for something...
* '''Nova Scotia''' - Anothing boring tiny province [[Lie|next to Quebec]], home of Halifax which is famous for something...


It doesn't matter thoughbeit because these will [[Donald Trump|SQQN]] become [[Amerimutt|states 51 through 60]].
It doesn't matter thoughbeit because these will [[Donald Trump|SQQN]] become [[Amerimutt|states 51 through 60]].
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Actually, Canada has federal parties, provincial parties, territorial parties (only in Yukon, the other two territories have nonpartisan elections) and even some local political party systems. Here we are going to focus only on the federal ones.
Actually, Canada has federal parties, provincial parties, territorial parties (only in Yukon, the other two territories have nonpartisan elections) and even some local political party systems. Here we are going to focus only on the federal ones.
=== Coal Parties ===
=== Coal Parties ===
* '''Liberal Party of Canada''' - the "centrist" party according to braindead shills, but in reality promotes far-left ideas with no substance to them
* '''Liberal Party of Canada''' - the "centrist" party according to braindead shills, but in reality promotes <s>far-left</s>  corporate leftist ideas with no substance to them, is only able to get away with calling themselves "centrists" because the NDP is less hypocritical than them
* '''New Democrat Party''' - leftists, their values are literally identical to the liberals' but they get far less seats and have a more "unfiltered" approach, which is in reality just less political knowledge
* '''New Democrat Party''' - More leftist than liberals but they get far less seats and have a more "unfiltered" approach, which is in reality just less political knowledge; them being less hypocritical than the liberals is not a good thing. Will fall in line with the Liberals when told to, making their vote and ideals totally meaningless
* '''Green "party" of Canada''' - 1 seat which is projected to lose next election, which has only got more votes than the ppc for one election, their voters went into soyrage over not being able to participate in the future debates due to getting  not enough seats
* '''Green "party" of Canada''' - 1 seat which is projected to lose next election, which has only got more votes than the ppc for one election, their voters went into soyrage over not being able to participate in the future debates due to getting  not enough seats
=== Iron Parties ===
=== Iron Parties ===
* '''Bloc Quebecois''' - annoying french leftists who have a gemmy idea of wanting to separate quebec even tho they would just get less money from other provinces, but their french brains cant handle economics. But hey, Canada also used to be just a British dependency, so Quebecers can sustain themselves just like Canadians currently do. Additionally, without Quebec, the Tories would win the 2025 federal election and even Bernier supports the independence movement.
* '''Bloc Quebecois''' - annoying french leftists who have a gemmy idea of wanting to separate quebec even tho they would just get less money from other provinces, but their french brains cant handle economics. But hey, Canada also used to be just a British dependency, so Quebecers can sustain themselves just like Canadians currently do. Additionally, without Quebec, the Tories would win the 2025 federal election and even Bernier supports the independence movement.
* '''Libertarian Party of Canada''' - just like the libertarian party of america, they are also useless here in canada, but their at least more open about being leftists rather than in america where they pretend to appeal to conservatives and republicans
* '''Libertarian Party of Canada''' - just like the libertarian party of america, they are also useless here in canada, but their at least more open about being leftists rather than in america where they pretend to appeal to conservatives and republicans
* '''Conservative Party of Canada''' - Unlike the Tories of other Commonwealth countries, <s>the CPC under the leadership of Poilievre made the party more right-wing and libertarian</s> <-- in what fucking universe. Even the two ones below are more based, <s>you should vote for the CPC for strategic reasons</s> vote for whoever [[You|YOU]] believe is the better party, not because a sharty user said you should.
* '''Conservative Party of Canada''' - Unlike the Tories of other Commonwealth countries, <s>the CPC under the leadership of Poilievre made the party more right-wing and libertarian</s> <-- lol in what fucking universe. Even the two ones below are more based, <s>you should vote for the CPC for strategic reasons</s> vote for whoever [[You|YOU]] believe is the better party, not because a sharty user said you should.
 
=== Gem Parties ===
=== Gem Parties ===
* '''People's Party of Canada''' - based party, true libertarian conservatives. <s>However, just like the Constitution Party in America, voting for them is just spoiling your vote</s> <-- it's not splitting the vote when the other party is just as bad as the liberals. Plus Bernier was an aryan for not running himself against Poilievre in the 2025 by-election.
* '''People's Party of Canada''' - based party, true libertarian conservatives. <s>However, just like the Constitution Party in America, voting for them is just spoiling your vote</s> <-- it's not splitting the vote when the other party is just as bad as the liberals. Plus Bernier was an aryan for not running himself against Poilievre in the 2025 by-election.
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== The Shitskin side. ==
== The Shitskin side. ==


Canada is a Liberal kikeish country, so this is the first con. Second of all, Canadians are actually Americans dressed as a snownigger. That and their healthcare is so shit they just kill people through """assisted""" suicide programs. There isn't actually a real culture. Also Canada created [[Celeste]], an extremely brimstone antimatter [[troonslop]] game. Also, It's hard to find a real, aryan Canadian in the streets of Canada, since the 'jeet invasion. Let me give you an example.
Canada is a Liberal kikeish country; meaning that there are a shitload of [[Faggots|faggots]] and [[Trannies|trannies]], and you cant have your scary black automatic assault death rifle. so this is the first con. Second of all, Canadians are actually Americans dressed as a snownigger. That and their healthcare is so shit they just kill people through """assisted""" suicide programs. There isn't actually a real culture. Also Canada created [[Celeste]], an extremely brimstone antimatter [[troonslop]] game. Also, It's hard to find a real, aryan Canadian in the streets of Canada, since the 'jeet invasion. Let me give you an example.


'''USA:'''
'''USA:'''
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{{OT|<rasheed bringing my food in 5 minutes}}
{{OT|<rasheed bringing my food in 5 minutes}}
{{OT|<mmmm yummy}}


Yes, there isn't real '''canadians.''' Also, there is lots of [[tranny]], [[Jews|Jewish]], multiculturalist politicians in all Canada. So, to stop this, do this:
Yes, there isn't real '''canadians.''' Also, there is lots of [[tranny]], [[Jews|Jewish]], multiculturalist politicians in all Canada. So, to stop this, do this:
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'''[[PPP]]''' - is from Canada
'''[[PPP]]''' - is from Canada
[[YouTube|VanossGaming]] - famous Canadian youtuber however he now lives in LA like most big youtubers for some reason


== /leaf/ ==
== /leaf/ ==
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Only Canadian IPs are allowed to post on the board, however [[Amerimutt|Amerimutts]] have tried to invade from time to time.  
Only Canadian IPs are allowed to post on the board, however [[Amerimutt|Amerimutts]] have tried to invade from time to time.  
 
==Notable Canadians==
*[[Isaac Kate|Kevin Spencer]]
'''[[Lie|Ze end.]]'''
'''[[Lie|Ze end.]]'''
{{reflist}}
{{reflist}}

Revision as of 23:34, 18 August 2026

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SAAR! This train collision was caused by PakistanisDon't redeem any card you see. Shill H1B visa while dodging trains to make Bharat a superpooper.

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THESE SUPERCUCKS ARE HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOTS!These individuals are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
Trannies LOVE Canada btw, if that matters
>Canadian here, I am fucking OBSESSED with brownGODS and killing seals
Canada smells like Maple Syrup.
>yeah canada is like the 51st mcdonalds or however the tarrifs are 41%
>Canada es cagada

Canada, also known as Cacanadia, Canadia, Cucknada, Canindia, and Kannada (soon to be states 51 through 60) is a failed state post-national economic zone in North America. It has 10 provinces states (America copycat.) and has 3 large territories that extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific to the Arctic Oceans. Being the second-largest country by total area and the largest coastline. Oy vey. But it only has still 42 million people living in it. (canadacuck clitties can barely breed, geg) Also, the capital of Canada is Ottawa, and the largest cities of the Cucknada are Toronto, (probably because of the 'jeets.) Montréal, and Vancoushitskin. (Vancouver.) Donald Trump has referred to Canada as "snow Mexico".

Canadians, also known as Cacanadians used to be notable on the 'cuck as a boogeyman of sorts to oldtroons on boards like /pol/ and /sp/ because of their tendencies to derail threads (doe people played into it because they wanted to spam their ebin day of the rake images), but this largely has faded in recent years as well as the worship of the country on commiepedotroon sites like reddit because of things like the Canadian Indian Residential Schools becoming more widely known thus breaking the image of a forward-thinking nation on the verge of the Fourth Industrial Revolution. This has caused most people to feel neutral about Canadians and they have a relatively minor presence in 'jakking, mostly being included in large sets of countrywar edits. There have been attempts in the past to make a distinct Canadamutt, as pictured on the right, with a more Asian appearance, some even predating modern jakking but none have really caught on. In terms of conflict relating to countrywars they are often seen as mildly antagonistic towards mutts but harbouring extreme animosity towards France and Hindu nationalists in India (Even doe nobody cares about frogs anymore bc we all hate jeets or something).

Gay fake flag of Canada made up by (((Americans)))
>This niggerstone is obsessed aboot me, Phillip, Should I fart on him to mark my canadian supremacy?
>This niggerstone is obsessed aboot me, Phillip, Should I fart on him to mark my canadian supremacy?

A good way to spot leafs on non-flag enabled boards is if they're using a weird mix of Commonwealth and American English (e.g. "colourize").

History

Canada was founded like 160 years ago or something by the British and some French settlers that the British btfo'd. By this time the United States had already seceded and Canada was formed of what remained of British holdings in North America. A lot of cucknadians LARP about burning down the White House in the war of 1812 even though Canada did not exist at the time and so was just completely British soldiers.

Now Canada is led by a Jewish political party called the Liberal Party and a person named Justin Trudeau (not anymore geg) who worships pajeets and kikes. After he resigned he was replaced by a banker in his previous cabinet named Mark Carney who supports importing millions of pajeets and other shitskins. They also spend all their time seething about Donald Trump and pretending to be nationalists (as if they weren't burning churches and wanted Canada to be disintegrated forever because some redskins were sent to school for the first time in their history ou quelque chose du genre, and are only pretending to be patriotic because of tariffs and Trump).

The provinces and the territories.

The states of Canada aren't just like you Amerimutts think like. The area is large as oy, But canadamutts decided to make only 11 states and 3 territories. Anyways, the states are Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Manitoba, British Columbia, Prince Edward Island, Saskatchewan,[Marge...] Alberta, Newfoundland, and Labrador. And the territories are Northwest Territories, Yukon, Nunavut.

Provinces

  • Alberta - Retarded wannabe Americans that act like stereotypical Texas rednecks (according to the rest of Canada, would be bluer than California if part of 'merica).
  • Quebec - ∞th world French goblins who steal shekels from the rest of Canada to feed to cows and terrorists, contrary to popular belief Quebec does NOT have pajeets unlike the rest of Canada but more Senegalese/Haitian niggers, home of Montreal (the niggerest city in Canada), Quebec City (the capital obviously), Laval (boring suburb that's the 3rd largest in this province for some reason)
  • Ontario - The most populous province of Canada and the only one normies care about, home of Toronto (obvious), Ottawa (the capital of the country no one cares about), Windsor (suburb of Detroit) etc. It has Brampton (also known as Brapton) and is best known for being basically the slums of Punjab.
  • Manitoba - Home of Winnipeg, a city that's hot for some reason (especially confusing considering it's in Canada) and has crime and drug addiction. That's about it
  • Saskatchewan - Farmers who can't drive, home of Saskatoon which is another boring city filled with crime
  • Prince Edward Island - Canadas smallest province, no one really knows why it exists but it has potatos or something
  • New Brunswick - Shittier version of Maine or something, most likely the whitest part of the Americas
  • British Colombia - The province filled with chinks and jeets that's famous for tech, home of Vancouver (obvious), Surrey (pajeet thug city), Victoria (boring capital), Richmond (full of Asians and has anime stuff)
  • Nusoisluttaland and Labrador - The weird province in the corner of Quebec, no one really cares about it. Probably the most nophono province of Canada. It used to be ruled directly as a British colony until it was passed to Canada in 1949 and now half the province is on EI or whatever
  • Nova Scotia - Anothing boring tiny province next to Quebec, home of Halifax which is famous for something...

It doesn't matter thoughbeit because these will SQQN become states 51 through 60.

Territories

  • Nunavut - The northernmost territory, has about the same land area of Mexico yet only about 10 people live there
  • Yukon - Gold, or however the chocolate coins are or something
  • Northwest Territories - Like Nunavut except even less famous
  • Finland - real territory of Canada or something

Note that unlike territories of the US, the Canadian territories are considered full integral parts of the country, rather than colonies.

Political Parties

Actually, Canada has federal parties, provincial parties, territorial parties (only in Yukon, the other two territories have nonpartisan elections) and even some local political party systems. Here we are going to focus only on the federal ones.

Coal Parties

  • Liberal Party of Canada - the "centrist" party according to braindead shills, but in reality promotes far-left corporate leftist ideas with no substance to them, is only able to get away with calling themselves "centrists" because the NDP is less hypocritical than them
  • New Democrat Party - More leftist than liberals but they get far less seats and have a more "unfiltered" approach, which is in reality just less political knowledge; them being less hypocritical than the liberals is not a good thing. Will fall in line with the Liberals when told to, making their vote and ideals totally meaningless
  • Green "party" of Canada - 1 seat which is projected to lose next election, which has only got more votes than the ppc for one election, their voters went into soyrage over not being able to participate in the future debates due to getting not enough seats

Iron Parties

  • Bloc Quebecois - annoying french leftists who have a gemmy idea of wanting to separate quebec even tho they would just get less money from other provinces, but their french brains cant handle economics. But hey, Canada also used to be just a British dependency, so Quebecers can sustain themselves just like Canadians currently do. Additionally, without Quebec, the Tories would win the 2025 federal election and even Bernier supports the independence movement.
  • Libertarian Party of Canada - just like the libertarian party of america, they are also useless here in canada, but their at least more open about being leftists rather than in america where they pretend to appeal to conservatives and republicans
  • Conservative Party of Canada - Unlike the Tories of other Commonwealth countries, the CPC under the leadership of Poilievre made the party more right-wing and libertarian <-- lol in what fucking universe. Even the two ones below are more based, you should vote for the CPC for strategic reasons vote for whoever YOU believe is the better party, not because a sharty user said you should.

Gem Parties

  • People's Party of Canada - based party, true libertarian conservatives. However, just like the Constitution Party in America, voting for them is just spoiling your vote <-- it's not splitting the vote when the other party is just as bad as the liberals. Plus Bernier was an aryan for not running himself against Poilievre in the 2025 by-election.
  • Rhinoceros Party of Canada - not a party anymore, but used to be a satire party with dumb policies which was fitting with canada
  • Christian Heritage Party - promotes Christian values and is STRONGLY anti-abortion which makes the majority of cucknadians (including poilievre) cope and seethe.

The Gem side.

The Gem sides of Canada are probably the top one, the nature. Your amerimutt ass knows that Canada has the second-largest coastline and the second-biggest total area, and this comes with a lot of nature. And since there isn't so much degeneracy in Canada, the nature is still in good condition. Also, you can make fun of the 'jeets and the trannies in Canada, and probably, (for amerimutts.) if you take a trip in Canada, the prices would be cheap for you. (also, visit french canada to get away from 'jeets.) <--- and get mugged and raped by subhuman Quebec "people"

Also Canada is best known for creating the following gems:

The Shitskin side.

Canada is a Liberal kikeish country; meaning that there are a shitload of faggots and trannies, and you cant have your scary black automatic assault death rifle. so this is the first con. Second of all, Canadians are actually Americans dressed as a snownigger. That and their healthcare is so shit they just kill people through """assisted""" suicide programs. There isn't actually a real culture. Also Canada created Celeste, an extremely brimstone antimatter troonslop game. Also, It's hard to find a real, aryan Canadian in the streets of Canada, since the 'jeet invasion. Let me give you an example.

USA:

>let me order some door dash
>niggerjuan bringing my food in 1488 minutes

Canada:

<pal i'm hungry i wanna eat

<rasheed bringing my food in 5 minutes

<mmmm yummy

Yes, there isn't real canadians. Also, there is lots of tranny, Jewish, multiculturalist politicians in all Canada. So, to stop this, do this:

COPE. MURDER. MASSACRE. <-- don't do this

Canadian Namefags

How OP looks writing this:
For a list of all the namefags, check out namefags


Lee Goldson - Most famous Canadian namefag, /qa/ oldfag that hates mlp.

King Caesar - FPE loving Indian and Joel boogeyman that he made up in his head.

Canadian - Obsessed Shlog oldCHAD.

Watt - crazy.

Greg - Died for his country award

Somemuslimcordjeetniggerkikeliberalniggerniggerindiapakiniggerfaggot - India Canada superpower 3020

Soot - They're lying he's Canadian don't listen to them.

Meru The Succubus - pepperskin nigger who goes to many boards on many imageboards to dox people and suck their dicks at the same time o algo asi

PPP - is from Canada

VanossGaming - famous Canadian youtuber however he now lives in LA like most big youtubers for some reason

/leaf/

The /leaf/ board was a board created to contain Canadians for being too Aryan. It was created as a rule during the Direct Democracy Week[1][2][3][4]

Only Canadian IPs are allowed to post on the board, however Amerimutts have tried to invade from time to time.

Notable Canadians

Ze end.

Snopes

  1. ↑ http://archive.today/2025.03.11-045250/https://soyjak.st/leaf/thread/79.html
  2. ↑ http://archive.today/2025.03.11-034101/https://soyjak.st/leaf/catalog.html
  3. ↑ http://archive.today/2025.03.11-045018/https://soyjak.st/leaf/thread/1.html
  4. ↑ http://archive.today/2025.03.11-045201/https://soyjak.st/leaf/thread/93.html
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