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{{Infobox conflict
{{Infobox conflict
|partof=[[Soyvil War]]s and the [[August Crisis]]
| partof=[[Soyvil War]]s and the [[Summer 2026 Crisis]]
|image=Thefinalbattleagainstquote.png
| image=Thefinalbattleagainstquote.png
|caption=Pictured: Quote's defeat in the fields of Soyburg (August 5, 2026, Colorized)
| caption=Pictured: Quote's defeat in the fields of Soyburg (August 5, 2026, Colorized)
| date = [[Furcord leaks|July 28, 2026]]-present
| date = [[Furcord leaks|July 28, 2026]]-August 21, 2026
| place = The entire [[Soysphere]]
| place = The entire [[Soysphere]]
|result=[[2026 outage|Soysphere down for 4 days]] and [[Soyjak Wiki]] loses 2 months of images, [[Quote]] [[Second Great Handover|steps down as owner]], [[Salt|new sharty owner]] excommunicates [[SoyBooru]]
| result=[[2026 outage|Soysphere down for 4 days]] and [[Soyjak Wiki]] loses 2 months of images, [[Quote]] [[Second Great Handover|steps down]], [[Salt]] takes over [[SoyBooru]]
|combatant1={{flag|quote}} '''[[Quotism|Quotists]]:'''
| combatant1={{flag|quote}} '''[[Quotism|Quotists]]:'''


{{flag|soy}} [[soyjak.st]] (July 28-[[Second Great Handover|August 9, 2026]])
{{flag|soy}} [[soyjak.st]] (July 28-[[Second Great Handover|August 9, 2026]])


{{flag|booru}} [[SoyBooru]] (July 28-August 14, 2026)
{{flag|booru}} [[SoyBooru]]


{{flag|zoo}} [[Furcord leaks|Furcord]]
: {{flag|zoo}} [[Furcord leaks|Furcord]]


{{flag|troon}} [[Furcord leaks#Baitcord leak|Baitcord]]
: {{flag|troon}} [[Furcord leaks#Baitcord leak|Baitcord]]


{{flag|pedo}} [[Smuglet]] posters
: {{flag|pedo}} [[Smuglet]] posters


{{flag|cord}} Salt Defamation League
: {{flag|pedo}} Salt Defamation League
|combatant2='''Anti-Quotists:'''
 
| combatant2='''Anti-Quotists:'''


{{flag|soy}} [[soyjak.st]] ([[Second Great Handover|August 9, 2026]]-present)
{{flag|soy}} [[soyjak.st]] ([[Second Great Handover|August 9, 2026]]-present)


{{flag|se}} [[Swinny]]
{{flag|se}} [[Swinny]]
|combatant3='''Unclear/neutral parties:'''


{{flag|booru}} [[SoyBooru]] (August 14, 2026-present)
{{flag|salt}} [[Saltism|Saltists]]
<hr>
'''Offsiters:'''
 
{{flag|cord}} [[2026 soyjak.party hack|Soycords]] (allegedly)
 
{{flag|nz}} [[Shiwi]]
| combatant3='''Unclear/neutral parties:'''


{{flag|wiki}} [[Soyjak Wiki]]
{{flag|wiki}} [[Soyjak Wiki]]


{{flag|z}} [[Warrior-Z]] supporters
{{flag|z}} [[Warrior-Z]] supporters
| commander1={{flag|quote}} [[Quote]]{{status|left}}


{{flag|argh}} [[2026 Soyjak Wiki hack|Hackers]]
{{flag|musty}} [[Mustard]]
|commander1={{flag|quote}} [[Quote]]{{status|left}}
 
{{flag|quote}} [[Mustard]]


{{flag|quote}} [[Mist]]{{status|banned}}
{{flag|quote}} [[Mist]]{{status|banned}}
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{{flag|zoo}} [[Slvt4BIBISI]]
{{flag|zoo}} [[Slvt4BIBISI]]


{{flag|cord}} spongie
{{flag|pedo}} spongie
|commander2={{flag|soy}} [[Salt]]
| commander2={{flag|salt}} [[Salt]]


{{flag|se}} [[Swinny|Carl XVI Gustaf]]
{{flag|se}} [[Swinny|Carl XVI Gustaf]]
|commander3={{flag|wiki}} [[Fenriris]]{{status|doxed}}
<hr>
{{flag|troon}} [[Trinitite]]{{status|banned}}
 
{{flag|nz}} Zhambyl Tulegbenpenov
| commander3={{flag|wiki}} [[Fenriris]]{{status|doxed}}


{{flag|wiki}} [[Cobblestone]]
{{flag|wiki}} [[Cobblestone]]


{{flag|z}}/{{flag|booru}} [[Warrior-Z]]
{{flag|z}} [[Warrior-Z]]
 
| casualties1=Quote [[Second Great Handover|steps down]]
{{flag|argh}} [[Trinitite]]{{status|banned}}
|casualties1=Quote [[Second Great Handover|steps down]]


Mist demoted and permanently banned
Mist demoted and permanently banned


Smuglet banned from the sharty
Smuglet banned from the sharty
| casualties2=Many threads lost to raids from SoyBooru


|casualties2=Many threads lost to raids from SoyBooru
Trinitite banned and 'ki vandalism reverted
|casualties3=Soyjak Wiki loses 2 months of images
 
Sharty source code and thousand of IP addresses got leaked
| casualties3=Soyjak Wiki loses 2 months of images


Fenriris steps down
Fenriris steps down
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Warrior-Z temporarily banned
Warrior-Z temporarily banned
}}


Trinitite banned and 'ki vandalism reverted
'''Soyvil War 5''', also known as the '''Seventh Soysurgency''', was a [[Soyvil War|conflict]] that began on July 28, 2026 as a result of numerous controversies involving the [[Quotecord|Quote administration]]; with some of the [[best known for|most infamous]] being the [[Furcord leaks|Furcord]] and [[Furcord_leak#Baitcord_leak|Baitcord leaks]]. [[First Soysurgency|The general]] [[Second Soysurgency|disapproval]] [[Third Soysurgency|of the]] [[Fourth Soysurgency|Quote]] [[Fifth Soysurgency|administration]] [[Sixth Soysurgency|by the]] [[Soyteens|Soyteen population]] during that year had also contributed to the outbreak of the war.
}}
 
The war was primarily fought between the [[Quotecord|Quote administration]] and their supporters versus a coalition mainly composed of anti-Quotist 'teens, [[Saltism|Saltists]], the [[Swinny]] and a few [[SNCA]] splinters nobody cares about. The war would take a massive toll on [[PPH]], with [[soy/|/soy/]] seeing numbers as low as 300 during mutt hours after Quote's [[jannies]] started issuing bans against detractors in a desperate attempt to [[JSID|shut it all down]].
 
The war reached its boiling point when Quote [[Second Great Handover|stepped down]] and gave the site to an anonymous individual, better known by the soymunnity as [[Salt]]. Salt undid many of Quote's rule changes and later [[#Sharty-SoyBooru split|declared war against SoyBooru]]. It ended after Salt took over [[SoyBooru]].
 
== Pre-war events ==
=== Furcord leaks ===
{{main|Furcord leaks}}
{{Tip|The /soy/ threads are here: [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-1932-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16846634.html 1] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0729-1116-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16847179.html 2]}}
On July 28th, 2026, a private [[Soybooru]] group chat featuring [[Mustard]] alongside many [[namefags]] and [[jannies]], known as the "Furcord" was leaked on /soy/.


'''Soyvil War 5''' is a [[Soyvil War|conflict]] that began near the end of [[Quote]]'s ownership at July 28, 2026 as a result of numerous controversies that month; with some of the [[best known for|most notable]] being the [[Furcord leaks]], the numerous [[Smuglet]] controversies, and [[Soysurgency|a year of discontent]] at Quote's ownership. Even calling this conflict a Soyvil War is controversial, which shows how divided the soysphere has become. It began like a [[soysurgency]], which has made many people call it the '''Seventh Soysurgency'''.
Some users, already unhappy with [[Mustard (detractor perspective)|Mustard]] and his previous conduct, made numerous threads digging through the leaks, turning them into a major topic of discussion. The Furcord leaks are considered one of the key issues that led to Soyvil War 5.


The war has resulted in a lot of changes to the soysphere's administration, with betrayal being common. Some of the most notable events in Soyvil War 5 include leaks of various SoyBooru group chats many have compared to [['cord]] servers, [[Quote]] and various [[jannies]] stepping down, [[Mist]] leaking many of the soysphere's jannycords and getting fired and permabanned as a result, the sharty and SoyBooru splitting, and [[Fenriris]] giving back [[Soyjak Wiki]] to [[Cobblestone]].
One of the members of the Furcord, [[MarketPliers]] would later leak Baitcord, a similar SoyBooru GC, in a SoyBooru thread.<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/40269</ref> Many moderators and namefags were in it.<ref>https://soybooru.com/api/forum/attachments/8e5925da-a6d3-4e97-8bb4-c81328e208b2/file</ref> The leaks itself were hosted in the domain averi.party, which led to suspicion that MarketPliers was a hostile offsiter, with xim being banned from the Sharty and the domain DDoSed. It's still down as of now, but the theme of admins and namefags being massive faggots continues. MarketPliers would later retire from the soysphere, making the status of averi.party unclear.
=== Seventh Soysurgency ===


==Pre-war events==
===Seventh Soysurgency===
[[File:BansForRule2SoyvilWarFive.jpg|thumb|Bans for pedophile jokes even after administration lifted the restrictions on them]]
[[File:BansForRule2SoyvilWarFive.jpg|thumb|Bans for pedophile jokes even after administration lifted the restrictions on them]]


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* You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content.
* You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content.


Unlike other conflicts where they begun and lasted for a short period, then quickly fell out of relevance, this rule change fiasco would stay constant while other external events would happen.
To nobody's surprise, many were confused and were led to believe that pedophilic jokes in all circumstances were allowed. Jartycucks proceeded to assume their [[Pedophilia|"interpretations" of funny jokes]] were now tolerated leading to a massive wave of spam. This was not helped by the admins refusing to clarify the change and Quote himself already facing burnout; what could have been a completely preventable mass outrage by explaining the rule ahead of time was instead handled in the worst way possible. Further compounding the problem was the horrific timing of the rule change, coming right after rampant Smuglet spam, namefags like Glisterald on [[this very wiki]] catching the attention of jannies after calling himself a pedophile on his userpage<ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Glisterald&diff=prev&oldid=449662<br>It's pretty obviously a terrible joke but still a then-rule violation. Note him doing it in response to a userpage vandal.</ref>, and all of this following the [[Admincaust]]. Jannies were acting in complete secrecy and bickering among themselves over this as well, serving only to add gallons of fuel to the fire.
 
==== Issue with the rule redefinition ====
The Sharty's Rule 2 was modified to mirror the other site's stipulations on the rule, that being the Booru's definition for Rule 2, and the wiki's. This was changed to not cause confusion: jokes about pedophilia in general were dependent on many clauses, such as whether you were doing it as self-mockery (i.e. confessing to being a pedophile) or whether it was slander towards another subject (e.g. calling ''them'' pedophiles). Being banned for calling Blue Archive players pedophiles seems rather silly, but saying you're a pedophile regardless of any self-disparaging or "ironic" tone is clearly cause for concern. The issue with this rule's definition is that it defined both under the same clause, as both are pedophilic jokes. This was changed to better reflect how the rule actually functions in moderation.
 
Understandably, many were confused and were led to believe that pedophilic jokes in all circumstances were allowed. Redefining the rule proved it was poorly defined in the first place—jartyniggers proceeded to assume their "interpretations" of funny jokes were now tolerated leading to a massive wave of spam, with other users and [[Doctoddlers]] following suit. This was not helped by the admins refusing to clarify the change and Quote himself already facing burnout; what could have been a completely preventable mass outrage by explaining the rule ahead of time was instead handled in the worst way possible. Further compounding the problem was the horrific timing of the rule change, coming right after rampant Smuglet spam, namefags like Glisterald on [[this very wiki]] catching the attention of jannies after calling himself a pedophile on his userpage<ref>https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Glisterald&diff=prev&oldid=449662<br>It's pretty obviously a terrible joke but still a then-rule violation. Note him doing it in response to a userpage vandal.</ref>, and all of this following the [[Admincaust]]. Jannies were acting in complete secrecy and bickering among themselves over this as well, serving only to add gallons of fuel to the fire.


The entirety of [[soy/|/soy/]] would be catty wiped numerous times, and spam on /soy/ and the IRC was reported as consistent. The [[Ban]] list was filled with rule 5 and 13 bans. The massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ and the [[irc.soyjak.st|IRC]] due to the change of rule 2<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html</ref> But with the catty still mainly wiped, save for a few normalish threads, and a brimstone thread made by the [[Brimstone|baitcord]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html</ref>. [[Jannies]] would [[Catalog wiping|catty wipe]] soy, removing protest threads. A lot of anti-quote and anti-mustard posts are moved to [[Q/|/q/]].
The entirety of [[soy/|/soy/]] would be catty wiped numerous times, and spam on /soy/ and the IRC was reported as consistent. The [[Ban]] list was filled with rule 5 and 13 bans. The massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ and the [[irc.soyjak.st|IRC]] due to the change of rule 2<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html</ref> But with the catty still mainly wiped, save for a few normalish threads, and a brimstone thread made by the [[Furcord leaks#Baitcord leak|baitcord]]<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html</ref>. [[Jannies]] would [[Catalog wiping|catty wipe]] soy, removing protest threads. A lot of anti-quote and anti-mustard posts are moved to [[Q/|/q/]].


[[Spam]] has been utilized continuously, especially copypasta spam, notably the [[Quote (detractor perspective)#Ultimate copypasta|"Kill Quote"]] copypasta, as well as [[Femquote]] spam in an act of "rebellion against [[QLMJEYLA|Quote's administration]]" (they just wanted to goon). However, out of the coal came one gem, one [[Aryan|teen]] began posting some sick ass [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] edits<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html</ref>, boosting morale for the soyteens who were engaged in spam.
[[Spam]] has been utilized continuously, especially copypasta spam, notably the [[Quote (detractor perspective)#Ultimate copypasta|"Kill Quote"]] copypasta, as well as [[Femquote]] spam in an act of "rebellion against [[QLMJEYLA|Quote's administration]]" (they just wanted to goon). However, out of the coal came one gem, one [[Aryan|teen]] began posting some sick ass [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]] edits<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html</ref>, boosting morale for the soyteens who were engaged in spam.


=== Smuglet controversy; Issues with Mustard's administration ===
=== Smuglet controversy ===
{{Main|Smuglet}}
{{Main|Smuglet}}
{{Customquote|file=[[File:ACK.png|25px]]|It's not a child, it's just chi-ACK!}}
{{Customquote|file=[[File:ACK.png|25px]]|It's not a child, it's just chi-ACK!}}
Smuglet is a formerly banned, highly controversial nuvariant traced off a [[Lolicon|Blue Archive]] meme depicting a chibi character, like how we represent soylent men as template uncolored bald men that don't actually look like men, but caricatures with indistinctive somewhat-androgynous (depending on the variant) face phenotypes  - only with the creeping notion that the person forcing the meme has a higher chance than most fandoms, to be a pedophile.
Smuglet is a banned, highly controversial nuvariant traced off a [[Lolicon|Blue Archive]] meme depicting a chibi character, like how we represent soylent men as template uncolored bald men that don't actually look like men, but caricatures with indistinctive somewhat-androgynous (depending on the variant) face phenotypes  - only with the creeping notion that the person forcing the meme has a higher chance than most fandoms, to be a pedophile.


Nevertheless, the variant is used as a form of bait due to the general consensus that Blue Archive is full of diddyphiles. Many people would call for the ban of the variant and treat it to a similar memoryholing as [[Soylita|other variants]], since the 'booru jannies believed that it wasn't as egregious as those.
Nevertheless, the variant is used as a form of bait due to the general consensus that Blue Archive is full of diddyphiles. Many people would call for the ban of the variant and treat it to a similar memoryholing as [[Soylita|other variants]], since the 'booru jannies believed that it wasn't as egregious as those.
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To this day, you still see Smuglets being posted on the platform, and soyteens still have great distress in the continued existence of the variant, and baiters- colloquially referred to as Baitcord by the community, continue to attempt to provoke many users into the platform by posting Smuglet tosses.
To this day, you still see Smuglets being posted on the platform, and soyteens still have great distress in the continued existence of the variant, and baiters- colloquially referred to as Baitcord by the community, continue to attempt to provoke many users into the platform by posting Smuglet tosses.


===Temporary downtime, soyjak.st hack and change of ownership===
=== Temporary downtime, soyjak.st hack and change of ownership ===
{{main|2026 outage|2026 soyjak.party hack|Second Great Handover}}
{{main|2026 outage|2026 soyjak.party hack|Second Great Handover}}
[[irc.soyjak.st|Almost all]] official soysphere sites suddenly went down on August 5, 2026. Many believed that [[Quote]] finally decided to [[JSID]], as he once stated after the [[Cacacaust]] that he would shut down the site instead of passing it on or selling it once he had enough. The downtime was very devastating to the soysphere, resulting in the [[swinny]] getting a bump in activity and [[Soyjak Wiki]] losing nearly 2 months of images.
[[irc.soyjak.st|Almost all]] official soysphere sites suddenly went down on August 5, 2026. Many believed that [[Quote]] finally decided to [[JSID]], as he once stated after the [[Cacacaust]] that he would shut down the site instead of passing it on or selling it once he had enough. The downtime was very devastating to the soysphere, resulting in the [[swinny]] getting a bump in activity and [[Soyjak Wiki]] losing nearly 2 months of images.
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The official cause of the downtime was a hard drive failure, but on August 11 [[2026 soyjak.party hack|the sharty's source code]] was leaked on the [[shiwi]], with the leaker claiming that the actual cause of the downtime was the sharty getting hacked. The next day an alleged .txt of 2000 IP addresses from sharty posters was leaked. Some interesting things include that over 178 IP addresses belonged to the US Department of Defense{{note|Before any of the schizos start raising hell about how the Defense Intelligence Agency is trying to take over the site, you must understand that ISPs will regularly route traffic between the modem (your endpoint) and the CMTS (your ISPs point) via another address range that does not necessarily belong to them. The DoD owns many 8/ IPv4 blocks owing to the fact that they basically created the internet, ownership of a block being signified by the number at the start of it and what it's assigned to. For example, a /8 IP Block starting with 22 means that it's owned by the Defense Information Systems Agency for the DoD. However, most gov and mil activities happen over secure internal computer networks like JWICS and SIPRNET, leaving literal millions of addresses in this range unassigned to anything. For this reason a lot of ISPs will just pick out something in a DoD block to use for routing, which, in a route check, will show up as a DoD owned address even if it's really just out in no mans land and nothing's being sent to or from a DoD server. It's possible that atleast one of these addresses really were made by someone at the DoD/Military since sometimes they'll access WWW via their own shit but commercial/recreational service is provided to bases by an ISP called Boingo, IDK if they use DoD blocks to route or not.}}, and some other glowie stuff like 1 place in Turkey, another in Australia and an "Internet Research Organization" in Japan.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0812-0233-55/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/src/1786461178355u-1.txt</ref>
The official cause of the downtime was a hard drive failure, but on August 11 [[2026 soyjak.party hack|the sharty's source code]] was leaked on the [[shiwi]], with the leaker claiming that the actual cause of the downtime was the sharty getting hacked. The next day an alleged .txt of 2000 IP addresses from sharty posters was leaked. Some interesting things include that over 178 IP addresses belonged to the US Department of Defense{{note|Before any of the schizos start raising hell about how the Defense Intelligence Agency is trying to take over the site, you must understand that ISPs will regularly route traffic between the modem (your endpoint) and the CMTS (your ISPs point) via another address range that does not necessarily belong to them. The DoD owns many 8/ IPv4 blocks owing to the fact that they basically created the internet, ownership of a block being signified by the number at the start of it and what it's assigned to. For example, a /8 IP Block starting with 22 means that it's owned by the Defense Information Systems Agency for the DoD. However, most gov and mil activities happen over secure internal computer networks like JWICS and SIPRNET, leaving literal millions of addresses in this range unassigned to anything. For this reason a lot of ISPs will just pick out something in a DoD block to use for routing, which, in a route check, will show up as a DoD owned address even if it's really just out in no mans land and nothing's being sent to or from a DoD server. It's possible that atleast one of these addresses really were made by someone at the DoD/Military since sometimes they'll access WWW via their own shit but commercial/recreational service is provided to bases by an ISP called Boingo, IDK if they use DoD blocks to route or not.}}, and some other glowie stuff like 1 place in Turkey, another in Australia and an "Internet Research Organization" in Japan.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0812-0233-55/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/src/1786461178355u-1.txt</ref>


===Furcord leaks===
== Aftermath ==
{{main|Furcord leaks}}
{{Tip|The /soy/ threads are here: [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0728-1932-25/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16846634.html 1] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0729-1116-59/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16847179.html 2]}}
On July 28th, 2026, the Furcord leaks prompted backlash within the Soysphere.
 
Some users, already unhappy with [[Mustard (detractor perspective)|Mustard]] and his previous conduct, made numerous threads digging through the leaks, turning them into a major topic of discussion. The Furcord leaks are considered one of the key issues that led to Soyvil War 5.
 
Some users falsely believed these leaks were somehow proof of Mustard being a "[[FNF pedo|pee dough]]" but once the leaks were inspected, it came to light that all Mustard did was ask for a fursona and say that "us girls do this" in response to "gooning to males."<ref>[[Talk:Furcord_leak#Oh_my_fucking_god]]</ref> In fact, the initial version of the Furcord page boldly claimed that Mustard was "indeed a lolicon" with a misinterpreted screenshot, and this was likely due to it being written by [[Literal who|TheCatalan1977]], who later asked Mustard for the context of said message, and was assured it had nothing to do with little girls.<ref>[[Special:Diff/449818/prev]]</ref>
 
One of the members of the Furcord, [[MarketPliers]] would later leak Baitcord, a similar SoyBooru GC, in a SoyBooru thread.<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/40269</ref> Many moderators and namefags were in it.<ref>https://soybooru.com/api/forum/attachments/8e5925da-a6d3-4e97-8bb4-c81328e208b2/file</ref> The leaks itself were hosted in the domain averi.party, which led to suspicion that MarketPliers was a hostile offsiter, with xim being banned from the Sharty and the domain DDoSed. It's still down as of now, but the theme of admins and namefags being massive faggots continues. MarketPliers would later retire from the soysphere, making the status of averi.party unclear.


==Current course of the War==
=== Sharty-SoyBooru split ===
===Sharty-SoyBooru split===
{{Salty}}
{{Salty}}
[[File:Soysphere cold war.png|thumb|An accurate portrayal]]
[[File:Soysphere cold war.png|thumb|An accurate portrayal]]
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Following [['P]] spam on /soy/, a 'teen would claim that a group of 'ru users in a [[Discord|group chat]] were responsible. Minutes later, a 'teen believed to be "[[Satoko|Larptoko_houjou_fan]]" on the 'ru leaked four of the group chat pages, unveiling the "Salt Defamation League". The leak spread like wildfire through /soy/, leading to a raid on the 'ru. 'Ru users retaliated by raping most of the threads with [[Cobblestone]]'s hamster drawing, however soon bailed after some 'teens started to spam gore<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0056-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17046852.html</ref>. A few hours later, AdolfTrumpson, a [[Lie|notable Warrior-Z supporter]], {{Glowtext|attempted to report the site to authorities}}, which got him banned<ref>https://x.com/RealSoyBooru/status/2087556030989320277</ref>. 'teens subsequently declared him a martyr.
Following [['P]] spam on /soy/, a 'teen would claim that a group of 'ru users in a [[Discord|group chat]] were responsible. Minutes later, a 'teen believed to be "[[Satoko|Larptoko_houjou_fan]]" on the 'ru leaked four of the group chat pages, unveiling the "Salt Defamation League". The leak spread like wildfire through /soy/, leading to a raid on the 'ru. 'Ru users retaliated by raping most of the threads with [[Cobblestone]]'s hamster drawing, however soon bailed after some 'teens started to spam gore<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0056-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17046852.html</ref>. A few hours later, AdolfTrumpson, a [[Lie|notable Warrior-Z supporter]], {{Glowtext|attempted to report the site to authorities}}, which got him banned<ref>https://x.com/RealSoyBooru/status/2087556030989320277</ref>. 'teens subsequently declared him a martyr.


====Salt Defamation League====
Some 'teens on /raid/ attempted to get Cloudflare to drop the Booru on August 15, 2026.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0815-1446-29/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/301381.html</ref>
 
The split ended when Salt took over SoyBooru on August 21, 2026.<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/53362#p1988783</ref>
 
==== Salt Defamation League ====
 
The '''Salt Defamation League''' (SDL) is a group on [[SoyBooru]] alleged to be involved in [['p]] [[Doctos|spam]] on [[soyjak.party]].<ref>https://x.com/Lockendrik41/status/2087521740993831328</ref> The groupchat is led by [[Gooner|Spongie]] and consists of several high profile members of the soysphere, including [[Mustard]], [[Cobblestone]], and several other SoyBooru members and namefags. They have admitted to actively [[False flag|falseflagging]] and [[derailing]] threads that allege the 'p spam originates from them. The leader, Spongie, has admitted to posting {{Jartytext|"the most fucked up shit you've ever seen"}} and subsequently getting banned. They have also called themselves an [[Doctos|animal abuser]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0115-36/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/38368</ref>
The '''Salt Defamation League''' (SDL) is a group on [[SoyBooru]] alleged to be involved in [['p]] [[Doctos|spam]] on [[soyjak.party]].<ref>https://x.com/Lockendrik41/status/2087521740993831328</ref> The groupchat is led by [[Gooner|Spongie]] and consists of several high profile members of the soysphere, including [[Mustard]], [[Cobblestone]], and several other SoyBooru members and namefags. They have admitted to actively [[False flag|falseflagging]] and [[derailing]] threads that allege the 'p spam originates from them. The leader, Spongie, has admitted to posting {{Jartytext|"the most fucked up shit you've ever seen"}} and subsequently getting banned. They have also called themselves an [[Doctos|animal abuser]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0115-36/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/38368</ref>
This is his 'tube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@spongieautist/videos
This is his 'tube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@spongieautist/videos
 
In actual fact, the group was just LARPing as Discord users by inviting people to a nonexistent Discord server or making a fake Discord server full of bots, and the 'p spam allegations were all made up. The members of the group leaked their own logs onto /soy/ where it was found to be entirely SNCA slop (at least by those who actually bothered to read the DMs).
In actual fact, the group was just LARPing as Discord users by inviting people to a nonexistent Discord server or making a fake Discord server full of bots, and the 'p spam allegations were all made up. The members of the group leaked their own logs onto /soy/ where it was found to be entirely SNCA slop (at least by those who actually bothered to read the DMs).
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A soyteen who knew spongie had this to say about him:
A soyteen who knew spongie had this to say about him:
{{Quoting|spongie has long hair, kind of like his vtumor character from his youtube (idk just one time he said that and also thought about cutting it off to have shorter hair)
{{Quoting|spongie has long hair, kind of like his vtumor character from his youtube (idk just one time he said that and also thought about cutting it off to have shorter hair)
his is hispanic or half hispanic  
his is hispanic or half hispanic
he has been in a psych ward
he has been in a psych ward
he was [[ESL|rapped]]
he was [[ESL|rapped]]
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he also draws furry gooner art and sometimes posts them on /qa/, unfinished drawings though, complaining about not being able to draw well and how he hates his life}}
he also draws furry gooner art and sometimes posts them on /qa/, unfinished drawings though, complaining about not being able to draw well and how he hates his life}}


==Mass reporting==
=== Fenriris steps down ===
Currently sharty users on /raid/ are mass reporting to booru to cloudflare.<ref>https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/301381.html</ref>


===Fenriris steps down===
Due to the increase in drama across the soysphere and fear of the wiki being [[JSID|shut down]], Fenriris stepped down as main admin of [[Soyjak Wiki]] on August 12, 2026, with [[Cobblestone]] becoming once again the main admin. His statement is too long to put on this page but it is readable [[User:Fenriris/Announcement|here]].
Due to the increase in drama across the soysphere and fear of the wiki being [[JSID|shut down]], Fenriris stepped down as main admin of [[Soyjak Wiki]] on August 12, 2026, with [[Cobblestone]] becoming once again the main admin. His statement is too long to put on this page but it is readable [[User:Fenriris/Announcement|here]].


==='ki hack===
=== 'ki hack ===
{{main|2026 Soyjak Wiki hack}}
{{main|2026 Soyjak Wiki hack}}
On Thursday, August 13, the 'ki got hacked by an individual going by "Trinitite". As a result the website got defaced for several hours with troonslop before Salt woke up and shut down the wiki for a few minutes to ban Trinitite and revert his edits.
On Thursday, August 13, the 'ki got hacked by an individual going by "Trinitite". As a result the website got defaced for several hours with troonslop before Salt woke up and shut down the wiki for a few minutes to ban Trinitite and revert his edits.


==Side conflicts==
== Side conflicts ==
 
=== Warrior-Z's declaration of war ===
=== Warrior-Z's declaration of war ===
On July 30th, {{Gemtext|Warrior-Z declared war against Smuglet posters}}, [[Baitcord leaks|baitcord]], {{Gemtext|and Furcord}}, beginning the conflict across all the Soysphere (especially SoyBooru), and having many users automatically supporting Warrior-Z's actions.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/40217</ref>
On July 30th, {{Gemtext|Warrior-Z declared war against Smuglet posters}}, [[Baitcord leaks|baitcord]], {{Gemtext|and Furcord}}, beginning the conflict across all the Soysphere (especially SoyBooru), and having many users automatically supporting Warrior-Z's actions.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/40217</ref>


=== "Gambling" controversy ===
=== "Gambling" controversy ===
On the same day, Mustard announced the [[Boorubux]] system, which some argued turned the Booru into a gambling site. This caused uproar, leading to some Booru users getting distracted, until someone made a thread pointing it out that was later {{Glow|404'd. You didn't saw anything, soyteen.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/news/thread/39422</ref>
 
On the same day, Mustard announced the [[Boorubux]] system, which some argued turned the Booru into a gambling site. This caused uproar, leading to some Booru users getting distracted, until someone made a thread pointing it out that was later {{Glow|404'd. You didn't see anything, soyteen.}}<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/news/thread/39422</ref>


A supposed self-dox was posted by a guy from Tennessee called Liam S. Douglas, which ''did'' work as a temporary distraction{{CitationNeeded}}. Whether this was an attempt to distract from Furcord or not is unknown. Some users speculate that Liam S. Douglas is [[User:Glisterald|Glisterald]] [[Factoid|himself]].{{CitationNeeded}}
A supposed self-dox was posted by a guy from Tennessee called Liam S. Douglas, which ''did'' work as a temporary distraction{{CitationNeeded}}. Whether this was an attempt to distract from Furcord or not is unknown. Some users speculate that Liam S. Douglas is [[User:Glisterald|Glisterald]] [[Factoid|himself]].{{CitationNeeded}}
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=== Mustard suspends porn uploads on SoyBooru ===
=== Mustard suspends porn uploads on SoyBooru ===
On August 1, Mustard suspended "pornographic uploads" on the Booru until August 10. Supporters of Warrior-Z, or those wanting to see porn removed from the Booru, quickly celebrated this move<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/40897</ref>.
On August 1, Mustard suspended "pornographic uploads" on the Booru until August 10. Supporters of Warrior-Z, or those wanting to see porn removed from the Booru, quickly celebrated this move<ref>https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/40897</ref>.


=== 16888888 GET taken by anti-Quotists ===
=== 16888888 GET taken by anti-Quotists ===
On August 1, anti-Quotists stole the 16888888 GET on /soy/, a win for the anti-Quotists.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-1402-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16888834.html</ref>
On August 1, anti-Quotists stole the 16888888 GET on /soy/, a win for the anti-Quotists.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-1402-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16888834.html</ref>


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=== PPH crisis ===
=== PPH crisis ===
[[File:Jsidrapequotewithhammers.png|thumb||PPH on AUGUST 4TH 22:45 UTC QUOTE JEYLA NQWWWW ]]
 
[[File:Jsidrapequotewithhammers.png|thumb || PPH on AUGUST 4TH 22:45 UTC QUOTE JEYLA NQWWWW]]
As the Soyvil War had continued, the PPH of /soy/ had dramatically declined, with it getting below 100 PPH during eurohours and 300 PPH during mutt hours{{CitationNeeded}}, possibly caused by soyteens fleeing to splinters or not being as motivated to post. It should be noted that, since [[marge.moe]] shut down, it has been harder to track the decline.
As the Soyvil War had continued, the PPH of /soy/ had dramatically declined, with it getting below 100 PPH during eurohours and 300 PPH during mutt hours{{CitationNeeded}}, possibly caused by soyteens fleeing to splinters or not being as motivated to post. It should be noted that, since [[marge.moe]] shut down, it has been harder to track the decline.


It can also be noted that the low PPH can also be highly attributed to the large amount of bans during the Soyvil War. '''...This is important to this Soyvil War, how? If what the article is saying that there was mass flooding and spam and shit constantly, how the fuck could the PPH be low? Fix, refute and rewrite this. This is also written by a ESL retard who comma breaks like a fucking granny behind a coupe - shit is full of shitty independent clauses strung together with comma tape.'''
It can also be noted that the low PPH can also be highly attributed to the large amount of bans during the Soyvil War. <!-- '''...This is important to this Soyvil War, how? If what the article is saying that there was mass flooding and spam and shit constantly, how the fuck could the PPH be low? Fix, refute and rewrite this. This is also written by a ESL retard who comma breaks like a fucking granny behind a coupe - shit is full of shitty independent clauses strung together with comma tape.''' -->
 
=== Mist leaks ===


===Mist leaks===
[[File:Mistban .PNG|thumb|GEG]]
[[File:Mistban .PNG|thumb|GEG]]
[[File:Sucre last post.jpg|thumb|Mist's last message to Salt. It got deleted very quickly and got him banned as a result.]]
[[File:Sucre last post.jpg|thumb|Mist's last message to Salt. It got deleted very quickly and got him banned as a result.]]
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== Gallery ==
== Gallery ==
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File:7-30 soyvil war 5 catalog.png|The 'log on July 30
File:7-30 soyvil war 5 catalog.png|The 'log on July 30
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{{reflist}}
{{reflist}}
{{Conflicts}}
{{Conflicts}}
{{Quotebox}}

Latest revision as of 12:30, 21 August 2026

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IT'S OVER

Soyvil War 5, also known as the Seventh Soysurgency, was a conflict that began on July 28, 2026 as a result of numerous controversies involving the Quote administration; with some of the most infamous being the Furcord and Baitcord leaks. The general disapproval of the Quote administration by the Soyteen population during that year had also contributed to the outbreak of the war.

The war was primarily fought between the Quote administration and their supporters versus a coalition mainly composed of anti-Quotist 'teens, Saltists, the Swinny and a few SNCA splinters nobody cares about. The war would take a massive toll on PPH, with /soy/ seeing numbers as low as 300 during mutt hours after Quote's jannies started issuing bans against detractors in a desperate attempt to shut it all down.

The war reached its boiling point when Quote stepped down and gave the site to an anonymous individual, better known by the soymunnity as Salt. Salt undid many of Quote's rule changes and later declared war against SoyBooru. It ended after Salt took over SoyBooru.

Pre-war events[edit | edit source]

Furcord leaks[edit | edit source]

Main article: Furcord leaks

The /soy/ threads are here: 1 2

On July 28th, 2026, a private Soybooru group chat featuring Mustard alongside many namefags and jannies, known as the "Furcord" was leaked on /soy/.

Some users, already unhappy with Mustard and his previous conduct, made numerous threads digging through the leaks, turning them into a major topic of discussion. The Furcord leaks are considered one of the key issues that led to Soyvil War 5.

One of the members of the Furcord, MarketPliers would later leak Baitcord, a similar SoyBooru GC, in a SoyBooru thread.[1] Many moderators and namefags were in it.[2] The leaks itself were hosted in the domain averi.party, which led to suspicion that MarketPliers was a hostile offsiter, with xim being banned from the Sharty and the domain DDoSed. It's still down as of now, but the theme of admins and namefags being massive faggots continues. MarketPliers would later retire from the soysphere, making the status of averi.party unclear.

Seventh Soysurgency[edit | edit source]

Bans for pedophile jokes even after administration lifted the restrictions on them

On July 30, 2026, Rule 2 was altered to remove the ban on "pedophilic jokes", causing immediate backlash from every sane soyteen and increased calls for the Fifth Soyvil War[3]. However, some "people" still got 'nished for posting pedophilic jokes, meaning that this rule was at least, still in effect.

Before the change, the rule read:

  • You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content, including pedophilic jokes.

After the change, it read:

  • You WILL NOT post, promote, or advocate for pedophilia or pedophilic content.

To nobody's surprise, many were confused and were led to believe that pedophilic jokes in all circumstances were allowed. Jartycucks proceeded to assume their "interpretations" of funny jokes were now tolerated leading to a massive wave of spam. This was not helped by the admins refusing to clarify the change and Quote himself already facing burnout; what could have been a completely preventable mass outrage by explaining the rule ahead of time was instead handled in the worst way possible. Further compounding the problem was the horrific timing of the rule change, coming right after rampant Smuglet spam, namefags like Glisterald on this very wiki catching the attention of jannies after calling himself a pedophile on his userpage[4], and all of this following the Admincaust. Jannies were acting in complete secrecy and bickering among themselves over this as well, serving only to add gallons of fuel to the fire.

The entirety of /soy/ would be catty wiped numerous times, and spam on /soy/ and the IRC was reported as consistent. The Ban list was filled with rule 5 and 13 bans. The massive clitty leakage started on /soy/ and the IRC due to the change of rule 2[5] But with the catty still mainly wiped, save for a few normalish threads, and a brimstone thread made by the baitcord[6]. Jannies would catty wipe soy, removing protest threads. A lot of anti-quote and anti-mustard posts are moved to /q/.

Spam has been utilized continuously, especially copypasta spam, notably the "Kill Quote" copypasta, as well as Femquote spam in an act of "rebellion against Quote's administration" (they just wanted to goon). However, out of the coal came one gem, one teen began posting some sick ass Hitler edits[7], boosting morale for the soyteens who were engaged in spam.

Smuglet controversy[edit | edit source]

Main article: Smuglet

>It's not a child, it's just chi-ACK!

Smuglet is a banned, highly controversial nuvariant traced off a Blue Archive meme depicting a chibi character, like how we represent soylent men as template uncolored bald men that don't actually look like men, but caricatures with indistinctive somewhat-androgynous (depending on the variant) face phenotypes - only with the creeping notion that the person forcing the meme has a higher chance than most fandoms, to be a pedophile.

Nevertheless, the variant is used as a form of bait due to the general consensus that Blue Archive is full of diddyphiles. Many people would call for the ban of the variant and treat it to a similar memoryholing as other variants, since the 'booru jannies believed that it wasn't as egregious as those.

As a result of the anti-Smuglet protests, the 'booru jannies halted the uploading of porn to the 'ru for eight days.🗝️

To this day, you still see Smuglets being posted on the platform, and soyteens still have great distress in the continued existence of the variant, and baiters- colloquially referred to as Baitcord by the community, continue to attempt to provoke many users into the platform by posting Smuglet tosses.

Temporary downtime, soyjak.st hack and change of ownership[edit | edit source]

Main article: 2026 outage, 2026 soyjak.party hack, Second Great Handover

Almost all official soysphere sites suddenly went down on August 5, 2026. Many believed that Quote finally decided to JSID, as he once stated after the Cacacaust that he would shut down the site instead of passing it on or selling it once he had enough. The downtime was very devastating to the soysphere, resulting in the swinny getting a bump in activity and Soyjak Wiki losing nearly 2 months of images.

Right after the Soysphere shutdown, IRC was the only branch not to be included on the Cloudflare 1033 tunneling error🗝️, making ~100 soyteens join #soy and start discussing what even happened. Some users started spamming shitfling and doing massive wall of texts inside the channel.[8], continuing the Soyvil War there.

A copypasta was created by the Soyjak Wiki user "QolaTypeShit"[9] when all the spamming was happening. Some soyteens copied and pasted it massively, but it was all a nothingburger and it didn't managed to catch on.

SoyBooru was the first website to come back on August 6, followed by Soyjak Wiki on August 7 (alTHOUGH on alternate domains first) and finally soyjak.st on August 9, 2026. Quote also steped down as owner, with the new owner of the sharty being an anonymous individual mostly referred to by the soymmunity as Salt (chudchudchudchudchud@protonmail.com). The new owner later effectively banned Averi and Smuglet from the sharty.

The official cause of the downtime was a hard drive failure, but on August 11 the sharty's source code was leaked on the shiwi, with the leaker claiming that the actual cause of the downtime was the sharty getting hacked. The next day an alleged .txt of 2000 IP addresses from sharty posters was leaked. Some interesting things include that over 178 IP addresses belonged to the US Department of Defense[a], and some other glowie stuff like 1 place in Turkey, another in Australia and an "Internet Research Organization" in Japan.[10]

Aftermath[edit | edit source]

Sharty-SoyBooru split[edit | edit source]

This page is salty! 🧂The contents of this page are high in sodium.
Consider bringing a glass of water!
An accurate portrayal
Yup, issa 'nother useless nigger war

On August 12, 2026, Salt officially declared war against SoyBooru, and said that raiding SoyBooru namefags would be "exiled to /qa/"; or more formally permanently banned from /soy/[11]. Links to SoyBooru and IRC are subsequently removed from the sharty's topbar, and one of the Smuglet posters, Trollkastel, requests Salt to ban him, which results in Salt requesting his IP addresses and later permanently banning two IPs alleged to belong to Trollkastel from the entire sharty[12].

Following 'P spam on /soy/, a 'teen would claim that a group of 'ru users in a group chat were responsible. Minutes later, a 'teen believed to be "Larptoko_houjou_fan" on the 'ru leaked four of the group chat pages, unveiling the "Salt Defamation League". The leak spread like wildfire through /soy/, leading to a raid on the 'ru. 'Ru users retaliated by raping most of the threads with Cobblestone's hamster drawing, however soon bailed after some 'teens started to spam gore[13]. A few hours later, AdolfTrumpson, a notable Warrior-Z supporter, attempted to report the site to authorities, which got him banned[14]. 'teens subsequently declared him a martyr.

Some 'teens on /raid/ attempted to get Cloudflare to drop the Booru on August 15, 2026.[15]

The split ended when Salt took over SoyBooru on August 21, 2026.[16]

Salt Defamation League[edit | edit source]

The Salt Defamation League (SDL) is a group on SoyBooru alleged to be involved in 'p spam on soyjak.party.[17] The groupchat is led by Spongie and consists of several high profile members of the soysphere, including Mustard, Cobblestone, and several other SoyBooru members and namefags. They have admitted to actively falseflagging and derailing threads that allege the 'p spam originates from them. The leader, Spongie, has admitted to posting "the most fucked up shit you've ever seen" and subsequently getting banned. They have also called themselves an animal abuser.[18] This is his 'tube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@spongieautist/videos

In actual fact, the group was just LARPing as Discord users by inviting people to a nonexistent Discord server or making a fake Discord server full of bots, and the 'p spam allegations were all made up. The members of the group leaked their own logs onto /soy/ where it was found to be entirely SNCA slop (at least by those who actually bothered to read the DMs).

  • Member list (notice how it's all just gay niggas)
    Member list
    (notice how it's all just gay niggas)

A soyteen who knew spongie had this to say about him:

> spongie has long hair, kind of like his vtumor character from his youtube (idk just one time he said that and also thought about cutting it off to have shorter hair)

his is hispanic or half hispanic he has been in a psych ward he was rapped he is a homosexual he threatened to shoot up his school when he was 16 (despite not owning firearms) and his dad sent him to a psych ward he does not have a good relationship with his parents he takes drugs, almost crashed his car once or a few more he also drives a car he doesn't have any friends, feels like his life is going nowhere and that's all i can think of at the moment, some might be larp, you can never tell weather these branigger faggots tell the truth or not, some of these info you can check for yourself his youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@spongieautist/videos he also draws furry gooner art and sometimes posts them on /qa/, unfinished drawings though, complaining about not being able to draw well and how he hates his life

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Fenriris steps down[edit | edit source]

Due to the increase in drama across the soysphere and fear of the wiki being shut down, Fenriris stepped down as main admin of Soyjak Wiki on August 12, 2026, with Cobblestone becoming once again the main admin. His statement is too long to put on this page but it is readable here.

'ki hack[edit | edit source]

Main article: 2026 Soyjak Wiki hack

On Thursday, August 13, the 'ki got hacked by an individual going by "Trinitite". As a result the website got defaced for several hours with troonslop before Salt woke up and shut down the wiki for a few minutes to ban Trinitite and revert his edits.

Side conflicts[edit | edit source]

Warrior-Z's declaration of war[edit | edit source]

On July 30th, Warrior-Z declared war against Smuglet posters, baitcord, and Furcord, beginning the conflict across all the Soysphere (especially SoyBooru), and having many users automatically supporting Warrior-Z's actions.[19]

"Gambling" controversy[edit | edit source]

On the same day, Mustard announced the Boorubux system, which some argued turned the Booru into a gambling site. This caused uproar, leading to some Booru users getting distracted, until someone made a thread pointing it out that was later 404'd. You didn't see anything, soyteen.[20]

A supposed self-dox was posted by a guy from Tennessee called Liam S. Douglas, which did work as a temporary distraction[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Whether this was an attempt to distract from Furcord or not is unknown. Some users speculate that Liam S. Douglas is Glisterald himself.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

Several (((bait))) threads by autisticnuswa1488 and other Soygem Pass posters have also been alleged to be distractions. They commonly consist of Smuglet and FPE SNCA.

Mustard suspends porn uploads on SoyBooru[edit | edit source]

On August 1, Mustard suspended "pornographic uploads" on the Booru until August 10. Supporters of Warrior-Z, or those wanting to see porn removed from the Booru, quickly celebrated this move[21].

16888888 GET taken by anti-Quotists[edit | edit source]

On August 1, anti-Quotists stole the 16888888 GET on /soy/, a win for the anti-Quotists.[22]

Mist becomes temporary admin for a week[edit | edit source]

Main article: SoyBooru Anniversary

Mustard left the 'ru for a week due to the constant backlashed he recieved, and left the site to Mist for a week, while still having access to its backend. Jersey and Warrior-Z temporarily became new admins, and several users tried to convince Z to ban everything they didn't like. This was considered a distraction in order to calm down soyteens, however, it was futile as Quote lost regardless.

PPH crisis[edit | edit source]

PPH on AUGUST 4TH 22:45 UTC QUOTE JEYLA NQWWWW

As the Soyvil War had continued, the PPH of /soy/ had dramatically declined, with it getting below 100 PPH during eurohours and 300 PPH during mutt hours[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?], possibly caused by soyteens fleeing to splinters or not being as motivated to post. It should be noted that, since marge.moe shut down, it has been harder to track the decline.

It can also be noted that the low PPH can also be highly attributed to the large amount of bans during the Soyvil War.

Mist leaks[edit | edit source]

GEG
Mist's last message to Salt. It got deleted very quickly and got him banned as a result.

On August 9, Salt would demote Mist and lock /craft/. This would make his clitty leak very hard so he would ask salt to give his job back a gorillion times, saying that he had some big events planned. However he would get no response making his clitty leak even more, so he made one last thread saying that he will make his own splinter if he does not give him his role, this would backfire for him and cause him to get banned.

On August 10, he would leak multiple janny discord servers to the Shroom,[23] and get banned from SoyBooru and Soyjak Wiki.[24][25]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • The 'log on July 30
    The 'log on July 30
  • Banpage as of 31st July. A lot of rule 5 and 13 bans, because (You) just are underage, okay?
    Banpage as of 31st July. A lot of rule 5 and 13 bans, because (You) just are underage, okay?
  • The 'log on July 31, showing the failure of the catalog wipe to eliminate anti-Quote spam
    The 'log on July 31, showing the failure of the catalog wipe to eliminate anti-Quote spam
  • TQD edit
  • status.soyjak.st 31st of July, right after Soysphere resumed it's work
    status.soyjak.st 31st of July, right after Soysphere resumed it's work
  • The Battle March of Save Booru
  • Soyvil War Edit
  • Anti Quote propaganda 2
    Anti Quote propaganda 2
  • Anti Quote propaganda 3
    Anti Quote propaganda 3
  • Anti Quote propaganda 4
    Anti Quote propaganda 4
  • Anti Quote propaganda 5
    Anti Quote propaganda 5
  • Anti Quote Propaganda 6
    Anti Quote Propaganda 6
  • Anti Quote propaganda 7
    Anti Quote propaganda 7
  • Warrior Z Anti-smuglet war declaration
    Warrior Z Anti-smuglet war declaration
  • Anti Smuglet propaganda
    Anti Smuglet propaganda
  • Anti Smuglet propaganda 2
    Anti Smuglet propaganda 2
  • Anti smuglet propaganda 3
    Anti smuglet propaganda 3
  • Anti smuglet propaganda 4
    Anti smuglet propaganda 4
  • Anti smuglet propaganda 5
    Anti smuglet propaganda 5
  • Anti smuglet propaganda 6
    Anti smuglet propaganda 6
  • IRC spam during the downtime on July 30.
    IRC spam during the downtime on July 30.
  • more IRC spam.
    more IRC spam.
  • Boiling frog comics like this one were common to see during the Soysurgency.
    Boiling frog comics like this one were common to see during the Soysurgency.
  • An anti-Quote poster gets 'nished for Rule 13
    An anti-Quote poster gets 'nished for Rule 13
  • An anti-quotist soldier sending an aggressive message to the Quotists and smuglet posters
    Holy shit, the Nusoi learned how to Sam Hyde!
  • A soybean humbles herself for the QNWO
    A soybean humbles herself for the QNWO
  • The SoyBooru link missing from the topbar
    The SoyBooru link missing from the topbar
  • Salt declares war on SoyBooru users
    Salt declares war on SoyBooru users
  • Art by inadesu / Gemtanner.NO. FUCK YOU AND KILL YOURSELF. THIS IS NOT FUCKING GEMTANNER.
    Art by inadesu / Gemtanner.NO. FUCK YOU AND KILL YOURSELF. THIS IS NOT FUCKING GEMTANNER.

Notes

  1. ↑ Before any of the schizos start raising hell about how the Defense Intelligence Agency is trying to take over the site, you must understand that ISPs will regularly route traffic between the modem (your endpoint) and the CMTS (your ISPs point) via another address range that does not necessarily belong to them. The DoD owns many 8/ IPv4 blocks owing to the fact that they basically created the internet, ownership of a block being signified by the number at the start of it and what it's assigned to. For example, a /8 IP Block starting with 22 means that it's owned by the Defense Information Systems Agency for the DoD. However, most gov and mil activities happen over secure internal computer networks like JWICS and SIPRNET, leaving literal millions of addresses in this range unassigned to anything. For this reason a lot of ISPs will just pick out something in a DoD block to use for routing, which, in a route check, will show up as a DoD owned address even if it's really just out in no mans land and nothing's being sent to or from a DoD server. It's possible that atleast one of these addresses really were made by someone at the DoD/Military since sometimes they'll access WWW via their own shit but commercial/recreational service is provided to bases by an ISP called Boingo, IDK if they use DoD blocks to route or not.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/40269
  2. ↑ https://soybooru.com/api/forum/attachments/8e5925da-a6d3-4e97-8bb4-c81328e208b2/file
  3. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0147-32/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html
  4. ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=User:Glisterald&diff=prev&oldid=449662
    It's pretty obviously a terrible joke but still a then-rule violation. Note him doing it in response to a userpage vandal.
  5. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0324-17/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16870856.html
  6. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1123-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16876542.html
  7. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1126-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877782.html
  8. ↑ IRC spam during the downtime on July 30.
  9. ↑ >It's been 1 second without soyjak.party, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto soyjak.party but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few minutes. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without soyjaks, it is my life, it is my destiny. Without the soysphere, I wouldn't be able to do anything. soyjak.party is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best site in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried.
  10. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0812-0233-55/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/src/1786461178355u-1.txt
  11. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0752-54/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17053159.html
  12. ↑ I don't know, the thread was deleted before I could grab the link
  13. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0056-02/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/17046852.html
  14. ↑ https://x.com/RealSoyBooru/status/2087556030989320277
  15. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0815-1446-29/https://soyjak.st:443/raid/thread/301381.html
  16. ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/gen/thread/53362#p1988783
  17. ↑ https://x.com/Lockendrik41/status/2087521740993831328
  18. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0813-0115-36/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/38368
  19. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/40217
  20. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-0846-24/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/news/thread/39422
  21. ↑ https://soybooru.com/forum/meta/thread/40897
  22. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0801-1402-29/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16888834.html
  23. ↑ https://soyjak.forum/threads/3-months-worth-of-jannycord-in-a-zip-file.14859/
  24. ↑ File:Peter ban.png (soybooru.com/user/Peter)
  25. ↑ https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Special:Log&logid=229164
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