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I made it less biased just as the template told me to, i edited it like that so it can align with soy values (aka schizophrenia), I'm not Norwegian, but I don't care, I'm doing this out of boredom.
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[[File:The beautiful army of Norway.png|thumb|300px|The very strong army of Norway [[I'm trans BTW|if that matters.]]]] [[File:Black norway nigga.jpeg|thumb|UnNordic nigger smiling knowing he is going to be hunted by [[ESL FNF Pedo|me]].]]


'''Norway''' or '''Norgay''' is a country in Northern Europe. It borders [[Sweden]] and is [[best known for]] being the number 1 producer of [[coal]] in Europe. It also has a border with [[Finland]] and a very small border with [[Russia]].
'''Norway''' is a country in Northern Europe. It borders [[Sweden]] and is [[best known for]] being the number 1 producer of [[gem]] in Europe. It also has a border with [[Finland]] and a very small border with [[Russia]].


[[Lie|Norway is a vantablack brimstone straight from the darkest pits of Niggerhell]]. We hate Norway so much because they're against [[Sweden|swedes]] and [[Finland|Finns]]. Norway is also very [[Faggot|gay]]<ref>https://www.regjeringen.no/en/dokumenter/lgbt_guidelines/id723036/</ref> <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLcnY2txfJw</ref> so we hate them much, much more. In the thumb image attached on the right you can see the very strong army of Cryway.  
We love Norway so much because they're aryan and they hate [[Finland|Finns]].


They’re also complete cucks for criminals. Their prisons are heckin’ wholesome and forbid torture and cruel punishment<ref>https://2009-2017.state.gov/j/drl/rls/hrrpt/2007/100577.htm</ref>. They just refuse to kill the most horrible murderers, and the highest sentence they can give is 21 years unless you’re a literal war criminal{{CitationNeeded|THOUGH this lowered recidivism because criminals are people just like (You) with their own emotions and an ability to change ❤️}}
Their methodology for criminal "punishment" works because punishing aryans is unfair, so they treat them like aryans. Their prisons are heckin’ wholesome and forbid torture and cruel punishment<ref>https://2009-2017.state.gov/j/drl/rls/hrrpt/2007/100577.htm</ref>. And the highest sentence they can give is 21 years unless you’re a literal war criminal{{CitationNeeded|THOUGH this lowered recidivism because criminals are people just like (You) with their own emotions and an ability to change ❤️}}


[[Warrior-Z]] lives here [[I'm trans BTW|btw, if that matters]]
[[Warrior-Z]] lives here [[I'm trans BTW|btw, if that matters]]
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== History ==
== History ==
{{Quoting|Eww, why does the stream say I'm from Norway?|A donation shortly before [[PewDiePie]] said "[[nigger]]"}}
{{Quoting|Eww, why does the stream say I'm from Norway?|A donation shortly before [[PewDiePie]] said "[[nigger]]"}}
Their history probably begins with some [[SNCA|viking bullshit]] but no one cares. All that is known of them is that they were conquered by [[Sweden]] after Sweden was defeated by [[Russia]] in the Great Northern War, which led to Russia annexing [[Finland]], taking it from its previous owner, Sweden. So Sweden conquered Norway, but [[fail|Norway declared independence in 1905]]. But at least Norway had lots of [[chud]]s who joined the SS and supported [[Klaus Schwab|Nazi Germany]].
Their history probably begins with some viking story that cares about. All that is known of them is that they were conquered by [[Sweden]] after Sweden was defeated by [[Russia]] in the Great Northern War, which led to Russia annexing [[Finland]], taking it from its previous owner, Sweden. So Sweden conquered Norway, but [[fail|Norway declared independence in 1905]]. But at least Norway had lots of [[chud]]s who joined the SS and supported [[Klaus Schwab|Nazi Germany]].


== Relationship with soyjaks ==
== Relationship with soyjaks ==
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Norway is the homeland of the [[Norwegian Soyjak]] variant.
Norway is the homeland of the [[Norwegian Soyjak]] variant.


== [[Shit nobody cares about]] ==
If ''[[you]]'' are a "nordic" [[nigger]] reading this but hate [[You|gay people]] and love [[Impish Soyak Ears|swedes]], then I can at least respect you a little bit. <s>you vill not be spared in the [[TND]]</s>


== See also ==
== See also ==
*[[Norway (pro-Norway perspective)|The norGAYan perspective]]
*[[Norway (pro-Norway perspective)]]
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Revision as of 17:51, 28 May 2026

Norway is ARYANbtw, if that matters

>Though maybe you were looking for Capital of Norway?
This page is heavily biased.(You) VVILL edit the page and make it neutral.
This page is a ruby. (You) VILL help by further refining it into a gem.

Norway is a country in Northern Europe. It borders Sweden and is best known for being the number 1 producer of gem in Europe. It also has a border with Finland and a very small border with Russia.

We love Norway so much because they're aryan and they hate Finns.

Their methodology for criminal "punishment" works because punishing aryans is unfair, so they treat them like aryans. Their prisons are heckin’ wholesome and forbid torture and cruel punishment[1]. And the highest sentence they can give is 21 years unless you’re a literal war criminal[THOUGH this lowered recidivism because criminals are people just like (You) with their own emotions and an ability to change ❤️]

Warrior-Z lives here btw, if that matters

History

> Eww, why does the stream say I'm from Norway? <
A donation shortly before PewDiePie said "nigger"

Their history probably begins with some viking story that cares about. All that is known of them is that they were conquered by Sweden after Sweden was defeated by Russia in the Great Northern War, which led to Russia annexing Finland, taking it from its previous owner, Sweden. So Sweden conquered Norway, but Norway declared independence in 1905. But at least Norway had lots of chuds who joined the SS and supported Nazi Germany.

Relationship with soyjaks

Norway is also affiliated with the Shemmy because its mascot is a Nordic swede, it just doesn't go together like Joe Biden wearing a Russia shirt.

Norway is the homeland of the Norwegian Soyjak variant.


See also

Norway is part of a series on
Countries of the Soysphere
Miscellaneous[+]

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  1. ↑ https://2009-2017.state.gov/j/drl/rls/hrrpt/2007/100577.htm
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