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*[[File:Icons-flag-mm-2010.png|frameless|25px]] '''Burma/Myanmar''' - Failed state locked in an almost-century-long war after getting independence from the [[United Kingdom|British]], home to the only military dictatorship outside Africa. A genocide happens there every Friday, but it's against jeet mudslimes so it's ok o algo
*[[File:Icons-flag-mm-2010.png|frameless|25px]] '''Burma/Myanmar''' - Failed state locked in an almost-century-long war after getting independence from the [[United Kingdom|British]], home to the only military dictatorship outside Africa. A genocide happens there every Friday, but it's against jeet mudslimes so it's ok o algo
*{{Flag|KH}} '''Cambodia''' - Also known by its native name '''Kampuchea''', had a heckin' empire called the Khmer Empire for 600 years before losing it all then getting colonized by [[France|baguettes]]. After getting independence post-WW2, it is [[best known for]] in 1967 when a batshit insane commie man called Saloth [[Saar|Sâr]]/[[Commie|Pol Pot]] started a guerrilla war in the country that they won in 1975, giving way to 4-year-long heckin' unwholesome communist [[Holocaust|genocide]] before Vietnam invaded the country to get rid of Pol Pot.
*{{Flag|KH}} '''Cambodia''' - Also known by its native name '''Kampuchea''', had a heckin' empire called the Khmer Empire for 600 years before losing it all then getting colonized by [[France|baguettes]]. After getting independence post-WW2, it is [[best known for]] in 1967 when a batshit insane commie man called Saloth [[Saar|Sâr]]/[[Commie|Pol Pot]] started a guerrilla war in the country that they won in 1975, giving way to 4-year-long heckin' unwholesome communist [[Holocaust|genocide]] before Vietnam invaded the country to get rid of Pol Pot.
*{{Flag|TL}} '''East Timor''' - Also known by its Portuguese name '''Timor-Leste''', it's just the eastern part of some irrelevant island that Portugal colonized. Was invaded and annexed by Indonesia before becoming independent.
*{{Flag|TL}} '''East Timor''' - Also known by its Portuguese name '''Timor-Leste''', it's just the eastern part of some irrelevant island that Portugal colonized. Was invaded and annexed by Indonesia before becoming independent, And the country just managed to join ASEAN in late 2025, becoming its 11th member.
*{{Flag|ID}} '''[[Indonesia]]''' - Literal [[jartycuck]] shithole full of [[BMT]], tranny weebs [[gooning]] to [[p|'p]], and [[Islam]]. Responsible for [[Creator]]
*{{Flag|ID}} '''[[Indonesia]]''' - Literal [[jartycuck]] shithole full of [[BMT]], tranny weebs [[gooning]] to [[p|'p]], and [[Islam]]. Responsible for [[Creator]]
*{{Flag|LA}} '''Laos''' - A relatively obscure communist shit hole in the Indochinese peninsula o algo. Basically Thailand’s brother nation (even&doe this only applies if the Kingdom of Laos hadn't been 'discontinued'). Currently facing a hyperinflation speedrun (stabilizing recently) and being dominated by [[China]](ev&oe it is trying to balance relations with other countries to not fall completely to Chinese influence). This led to the rise of underground right-wing democratic movements who have to dodge the Vietnam-backed [[Communism |commie]] admins in charge.
*{{Flag|LA}} '''[[Laos]]''' - A relatively obscure communist shit hole in the Indochinese peninsula o algo. Basically Thailand’s brother nation (even&doe this only applies if the Kingdom of Laos hadn't been 'discontinued'). Currently facing a hyperinflation speedrun (stabilizing recently) and being dominated by [[China]](ev&oe it is trying to balance relations with other countries to not fall completely to Chinese influence). This led to the rise of underground right-wing democratic movements who have to dodge the Vietnam-backed [[Communism |commie]] admins in charge.
*{{Flag|MY}} '''Malaysia''' - Indonesia but better, richer and less jartycucks.
*{{Flag|MY}} '''Malaysia''' - Indonesia but better, richer and less jartycucks.
*{{Flag|PH}} '''[[Philippines]]''' - Retarded attentionwhore country that embeds itself in any conversation not about it. Quite literally [[Latinx]], also high [[pedophilia|pedo]] rate, also where most [[branigger]]s in Southeast Asia come from, and many [[foodist]]s who raided the [[sharty]] come from here
*{{Flag|PH}} '''[[Philippines]]''' - Retarded attentionwhore country that embeds itself in any conversation not about it. Quite literally [[Latinx]], also high [[pedophilia|pedo]] rate, also where most [[branigger]]s in Southeast Asia come from, and many [[foodist]]s who raided the [[sharty]] come from here

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'toss depicting around half of all SEAmonkey countries, the ones missing are Burma/Myanmar, Cambodia, East Timor/Timor-Leste, Laos and Singapore. Heavily whitened for visibility

Southeast Asia or SEA for short is a region that roughly consists of any country that's socially deemed below Ching-Chong Land but also above The Land Down Under. Southeast Asians are sometimes perjoratively called SEAmonkeys, and it is the region where most BMT content and braniggers come from.

Because of long Indian influence, it has pajeet culture, even more than Chinese culture.

In some ways they are basically the Latinx or Mexicans of Asia. They illegally mass migrate into other Asian countries like China and Japan, commit crimes and run drug syndicates, do low paying jobs, and have high amounts of neo-Nazis despite being some of the brownest niggers out there.

Countries

  • Brunei - Nobody lives here and their sultan is a Jew. (Might be a secret Aryan hideout though). Being gay or a tranny is enough to get you executed.🗝️It also has a pretty long capital city name, that being Bandari Seri Begawan
  • Burma/Myanmar - Failed state locked in an almost-century-long war after getting independence from the British, home to the only military dictatorship outside Africa. A genocide happens there every Friday, but it's against jeet mudslimes so it's ok o algo
  • Cambodia - Also known by its native name Kampuchea, had a heckin' empire called the Khmer Empire for 600 years before losing it all then getting colonized by baguettes. After getting independence post-WW2, it is best known for in 1967 when a batshit insane commie man called Saloth Sâr/Pol Pot started a guerrilla war in the country that they won in 1975, giving way to 4-year-long heckin' unwholesome communist genocide before Vietnam invaded the country to get rid of Pol Pot.
  • East Timor - Also known by its Portuguese name Timor-Leste, it's just the eastern part of some irrelevant island that Portugal colonized. Was invaded and annexed by Indonesia before becoming independent, And the country just managed to join ASEAN in late 2025, becoming its 11th member.
  • Indonesia - Literal jartycuck shithole full of BMT, tranny weebs gooning to 'p, and Islam. Responsible for Creator
  • Laos - A relatively obscure communist shit hole in the Indochinese peninsula o algo. Basically Thailand’s brother nation (even&doe this only applies if the Kingdom of Laos hadn't been 'discontinued'). Currently facing a hyperinflation speedrun (stabilizing recently) and being dominated by China(ev&oe it is trying to balance relations with other countries to not fall completely to Chinese influence). This led to the rise of underground right-wing democratic movements who have to dodge the Vietnam-backed commie admins in charge.
  • Malaysia - Indonesia but better, richer and less jartycucks.
  • Philippines - Retarded attentionwhore country that embeds itself in any conversation not about it. Quite literally Latinx, also high pedo rate, also where most braniggers in Southeast Asia come from, and many foodists who raided the sharty come from here
  • Singapore - Probably the only non-shithole country in Southeast Asia, also chewing gum is illegal there and owning even the tiniest bit of cocaine there will get you executed🗝️. The only sane one, which is probably because it’s run by Chinese rather than SEAmonkeys or jeets (along with Vietnam since they both falls under the Sinosphere).
  • Thailand - Formerly Siam, is infamous for being one of the original hotspots for trannies and is the only country in the region to not get colonized. It has gays and trannies which are men but look like women.
  • Vietnam - Also known as SEAgooks or 'nam in Soyspeak, as well as by Vietnam war veterans. China's bitch in ye olde times Wrong, it BTFO'd China multiple times in the past. Became the core of French Indochina and got divided between the north ruled by commies and the south ruled by yankees by the French after getting independence post-WW2. After a long war that BTFO'd Amerimutts, the north managed to reunify the country. SEAgooks are responsible for Cuckjeet and a good chunk of Elsagate and other antimatter.(besides, they’ve done some keyed things such as banning telegram, blocking certain websites and more🗝️ GEG)

See also

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