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Nicaragua is responsible for [[Sex|AIDS]] and Communists.
Nicaragua is responsible for [[Sex|AIDS]] and Communists.
==Geography and Economy==
Nicaragua is mostly jungles, volcanoes that randomly erupt when they feel like it, and some lakes that look cool on postcards but are probably full of dead bodies from the cartels or the government. The economy is carried by coffee, bananas ([[Irony]]), [[SNCA|and whatever Daniel Ortega’s family is skimming off the top this week. Tourism? Yeah Americans and Euros go there to “find themselves” or some hipster shit but end up getting robbed by 14 year olds with machetes or catching a tropical disease. The beaches are decent tho if you ignore the plastic garbage and the locals trying to sell you fake cigars.]]
==Ronald Reagan and The Contras Controversy==
==Ronald Reagan and The Contras Controversy==
Ronald Reagan, along with Vice President [[George Bush|Bush]], were ALMOST thrown to jail due to the Illegal shipments of weapons (and also drugs) to a revolutionary group known as [[Literal who|the Contras]], whose objective was to wipe out the guerrillas (or socialists). Here's a resume:
Ronald Reagan, along with Vice President [[George Bush|Bush]], were ALMOST thrown to jail due to the Illegal shipments of weapons (and also drugs) to a revolutionary group known as [[Literal who|the Contras]], whose objective was to wipe out the guerrillas (or socialists). Here's a resume:
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[[File:Nicaragua en 1984 - 88.jpg|thumb|379x379px|Average looking Niggaraguans (ULTRA REVOLUTION!!!!!!)]]
[[File:Nicaragua en 1984 - 88.jpg|thumb|379x379px|Average looking Niggaraguans (ULTRA REVOLUTION!!!!!!)]]
Average Teenagers are characterize for their highly [[Rapeson|horny activities]] (10 times higher as a fact) and most of their activities are either composed by wannabe [[nigger|gangsta]] actions or most of time acting like a bunch of [[autism|freaks]] with a weird sense of humor.
Average Teenagers are characterize for their highly [[Rapeson|horny activities]] (10 times higher as a fact) and most of their activities are either composed by wannabe [[nigger|gangsta]] actions or most of time acting like a bunch of [[autism|freaks]] with a weird sense of humor.
Most young Nicas grow up [[Early porn introduction|listening to reggaeton at max volume]] from their busted 40-90$ phones, doing [[TikTok|TikToks]] pretending they’re cooking while living in a tin roof house with no AC and with abusive parents. They love calling themselves Da Flow Niggas on Social Media and tags shit like #RHLM (Means Real Hasta La Muerte [[Babyjak|Baby]] or algo from some nigga-spic rapper named Anal AA) half the population is in Costa Rica or Miami working construction or cleaning hotels because their own country is a busty shit.


But Meanwhile adults most of the time are characterized for simply maintaining a hard posture, but irresponsibility.  
But Meanwhile adults most of the time are characterized for simply maintaining a hard posture, but irresponsibility.  
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*[[Woman|Sheynnis Palacios]] — The [[2023]] Miss Universe winner. The one time Nicaragua got to act like they won something on the world stage Even doe everybody still sees their country as a Shithole. Teens spammed her pics up for weeks calling it a "Nica W" while in their poor houses and her living a [[Capitalism|rich life New York]]
*[[Woman|Sheynnis Palacios]] — The [[2023]] Miss Universe winner. The one time Nicaragua got to act like they won something on the world stage Even doe everybody still sees their country as a Shithole. Teens spammed her pics up for weeks calling it a "Nica W" while in their poor houses and her living a [[Capitalism|rich life New York]]


==What you need to know==
What you only need to do is that Nicaragua is a shithole nation.
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Nicaragua also known as Niggerwater It is a country located on the SNCA Central American continent (or Africa) near Bukeleland (El Salvador), bordering Honduras and Costa Rica. (Americans visit this country every single year).

Nicaragua is a disastrous country controlled by a communist system—a cheap copy of Venezuela's dictatorial regime.

Niggas (an alternative term for Nicas) are notable for having the same level of national pride as Mexicans—despite their country being worse than them.

Nicaragua is responsible for AIDS and Communists.

Geography and Economy

Nicaragua is mostly jungles, volcanoes that randomly erupt when they feel like it, and some lakes that look cool on postcards but are probably full of dead bodies from the cartels or the government. The economy is carried by coffee, bananas (Irony), and whatever Daniel Ortega’s family is skimming off the top this week. Tourism? Yeah Americans and Euros go there to “find themselves” or some hipster shit but end up getting robbed by 14 year olds with machetes or catching a tropical disease. The beaches are decent tho if you ignore the plastic garbage and the locals trying to sell you fake cigars.

Ronald Reagan and The Contras Controversy

Ronald Reagan, along with Vice President Bush, were ALMOST thrown to jail due to the Illegal shipments of weapons (and also drugs) to a revolutionary group known as the Contras, whose objective was to wipe out the guerrillas (or socialists). Here's a resume:

Resume

Characteristics of Nicaraguans

Average looking Niggaraguans (ULTRA REVOLUTION!!!!!!)

Average Teenagers are characterize for their highly horny activities (10 times higher as a fact) and most of their activities are either composed by wannabe gangsta actions or most of time acting like a bunch of freaks with a weird sense of humor.

Most young Nicas grow up listening to reggaeton at max volume from their busted 40-90$ phones, doing TikToks pretending they’re cooking while living in a tin roof house with no AC and with abusive parents. They love calling themselves Da Flow Niggas on Social Media and tags shit like #RHLM (Means Real Hasta La Muerte Baby or algo from some nigga-spic rapper named Anal AA) half the population is in Costa Rica or Miami working construction or cleaning hotels because their own country is a busty shit.

But Meanwhile adults most of the time are characterized for simply maintaining a hard posture, but irresponsibility.

Famous Niggas (or Nicas)

  • Daniel Ortega — Eternal Dictator and professional election stealer, He looks like Joe Biden Daddy and Dementia. His victory pose is just a clenched fist while everyone around him claps like trained seals.
  • Anastasio Somoza — the last big dictator before the Sandinistas took over. Lived like a king while everyone else ate shit. He Got blown up in Paraguay or algo, he is the main reason why America decided to join Nicaragua's civil war or something.
  • Sheynnis Palacios — The 2023 Miss Universe winner. The one time Nicaragua got to act like they won something on the world stage Even doe everybody still sees their country as a Shithole. Teens spammed her pics up for weeks calling it a "Nica W" while in their poor houses and her living a rich life New York

What you need to know

What you only need to do is that Nicaragua is a shithole nation.

Nicaragua is part of a series on
Countries of the Soysphere
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