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This page is provided by the grorious CCP.Eat ar the rice you see. Sorve ar the math probrems while censoring ar mentions of what happened in 1989.
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>we need to defeat the viet cong so they stop destroying our big mac supply routes or something
>GO HOME GI!
《Vietnam》是宇宙和諧的一個例子。
Nabbv (aka Cuckjeet), the communist leader of Vietnam

Vietnam, also known as SEAgooks, is some communist SNCA seamonkey country. It's best known for defeating the United States in a guerrilla war (ev&oe the americans still killed like 10 times as many vietgooks[Doe most of them are non combatants casualties and some are even buffered]). Additionally, it is the country of origin of Nabbv, better known as the Cuckjeet. Vietnam was responsible for good chunk of Elsagate, the Vietnamese decapitation video and other antimatter. (Thoughbeit, they’ve done some keyed things such as blocking telegram and certain websites🗝️ on most ISPs🔒 GEG)

And Vietnamese eat dogs btw, if that matter.

History

Why yes, Vietnam is a gigachad.How could you tell?

For a long time Vietnamese thought it was founded in 2879 B.C, but this is retarded nonsense and the date has no chronological basis, and they only believed it due to retarded confucian fanfic. In reality, the earliest Vietnamese state was founded in 257 BC by a guy named Thục Phán who died at the age of 121, however it was defeated by an ancient Chinese state called Nanyue, which itself was later annexed into China in 111 BC. This introduced significant amounts of Chinese culture into Vietnam.

Only in 938 AD, did Vietnam first expel the Chinese forces, however it was re-conquered briefly by China again in 1406.

In 1802, Vietnam was ruled by the Nguyen dynasty, and then gradually absorbed into the French colonial empire as part of French Indochina. During World War II, it remained a French colonial holding, but was heavily influenced by the Japanese due to the French colonies having been held by the Vichy regime (which was Axis-aligned). In 1945, the Japanese couped the French colonial regime and installed a Vietnamese puppet regime that declared independence from France, but it soon collapsed. Vietnam became split between the returning French authorities in the south, and a Communist state (Socialist Republic of Vietnam) in the north. The south later became the Republic of Vietnam, receiving American backing, while the north received heavy Soviet and Chinese backing. After twenty or so years, the Republic of Vietnam collapsed, and the communist forces in the north seized control over the entirety of Vietnam.

In 1978, Vietnam invaded and overthrew the Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia, as it was extremely hostile towards Vietnam and highly unstable; however, it was a Chinese-backed state. In 1979, China attacked Vietnam to force the Vietnamese to leave Cambodia, but the Chinese retreated after a few weeks, unable to force the Vietnamese to leave Cambodia; however, they still demonstrated that the Soviet Union would not come to Vietnam's aid, as well as destroyed most of northern Vietnam's infrastructure.

Today Vietnam remains a jartycuck shithole that redditors love to glaze because it's heckin communist and wholesome [ev&oe most vietnamese hate troons and fags]

See also

Vietnam is part of a series on
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