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🍉 Mane ts be tied ta aw dem wypipo bix nood 🍉Eat every fried chicken you see. Pop every block in da page's history to lift a brotha up n shiiet

These snowbunnies have been blacked by a huge BBC! BLACKED by a huge bibisi!Consider using bibisi launchers to distract them.
blud ts shit so tuff...
>yeah im a white castle or something
Diz bein' wit dey should doin, diz bein goodz 'n shieeet

Wypipo, aykayay whytbois 'n crakkas b dey bad race compared to da BNWO. (thankfully dey be goin extinct n shieeet)[1] Dey be characterized by dem havin' undeveloped testi's, genitalia, and bein' shorter den black KANGZ. Dey be known as "whyt" as dey skin havin less melanin[2] den blackGODS. dey also don' be seezinen dey food n shieet.

"aryan" copez 'n shieeeet

Sum clittycelz back 'n dem days be creatin' myths about dey "aryan race" bein supperiorz, not only is dey ugly as shieet. dey alzo bein racis (ts cracka cope nigga).

dey bein inbred rape babayz n shieeet, with tiny white peckerz runnin our schoolz, popo, n' destroyen our hoodz nga, until hitlerz be commitin suicidez like how most whytboiz should 'n shieeet. dey clitty'z be leakin from dis so dey made a lie about dem goin' to argentina (black owned contryz btw).[cuz i said so nga]

but da fax is dat real niggas like us b da real aryans n shieet,[cuz i said so nga] not dem cracka snowbunnies.[cuz i said so nga]

Whytboi extinctionz

Az i be sayin' before, whytboiz be goin extinctz 'n shieeet. This be for a majority of reasons, mostly because of dey "heccin unwholesome immigrantz"[cuz i said so nigga] as dey sayin' n' shieeet.

Dey alzo bein' tranniez. havin' less and less children aw dem yearz 'n having more deathz den birthz[cuz i said so nigga]. Cuz of deyrz largely smaller brainz and shiet cuz of dem bein' apearin' on Earth lata den blacks

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