Vlodson

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Vlodson is a forced meme?submitted 2 hours ago by u/coal_poster_69

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Vlodson smells like bait.

Vlodson is an amalgamation variant (otherwise known as splicejaks) that was forced by an avatarfag and the first notable variant to be made during the Quote era. The variant was samefagged to the point where 5 "subvariants" were made in less than a week. The samefag forcing this variant has since had xis name permanently set to "Vlodson" by QVQTE nevermind they removed xis name. There is a splinter dedicated to it.^{[There just is ok?]}

Vlodson is an amalgam of many variants at once: NAS (likely Wojak) edit of Nojak was taken as a basis, when much smaller ears and nose from Impjak were attached to it. Both eyes were taken from Cobson's right eye. Finally, the mouth was taken from a baby edit of Amerimutt.

This variant was made more relevant when some jannies (and an admin) decided to persecute it on /soy/ and SoyBooru, which caused it to become a sort of new Lennonjak. Every now and then, the Vlodsonfag would force this soyjak for around half an hour. Eventually, criticism of Vlodson escalated even further, causing him to become a very notably controversial variant and even the source of both the SoyBooru and Vlodson crisises, with the latter escalating further and leading up to the Brownocaust.

Vlodson was a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Criticism

• Most soyteens criticize it as coaly NAS:
  • Vlodson lacks a stubble, it has no glasses, and is rarely (if ever) used to mock soyboys in any capacity.
• It is unsuitable for soyquoting, but can be used for self-inserting.
• It lacks a unique niche, and so may be difficult to fit into OC.
• On the bright side, Vlodson serves as excellent bait that causes immense leakage.
• On the literal dark side, the one guy who spams Vlodson revealed his hand to be nigger colored in a thread bitching about a frog nuking his thread with coal soymojis.
• As confirmed by Limeade, it is still one guy forcing it to this day, for the rest of time.
• Most edits of this variant are recycled from existing Vlodson edits, with only very minor changes

History

Out of the coal came forth sweetness.

/soy/ 12777777

On August 21st 2025, Vlodson was BTFOd by post 12777777, it reading "dont let vlodson steal it", in reference to the GET itself. This has sealed Vlodson's fate as both coal and sharty culture.

Vlodson also got the 222222 get on /int/ on the 26th of September, 2025.

/lgbt/ 42000000

On December 14th 2025, Vlodson achieved the 42000000 GET on /lgbt/ causing like 3 'teens' view on Vlodson to change the samefag to call it a gem and samefag in every thread discussing it.

The GET that changed 'teen's nobody's opinions on him.

>shartycucks are pathetic losers who can only spam cp and animal abuse
>incels like you never made anything that would make someone happy, you are vultures, scavengers, undead, you thrive on hate and anger

SoyBooru Crisis

Main article: SoyBooru Crisis

After this GET, a janny or user who presumably decided they like Vlodson now uploaded a Femquote x Vlodson video to the SoyBooru, which Doll began deleting, hashbanning, and demoting any janny who would attempt to upload or approve, which precipitated the SoyBooru Crisis.

Brownocaust

Main article: Brownocaust

On January 11, 2026, a soyteen on /soy/ started a thread campaigning the change of all variant:vlodson tags to nas:vlodson on the 'ru. When jannies found out, most of the changes were reverted, the ‘teens were banned, and a Vlodson nameroll was added. The OP of the thread later exposed himself as an Azerbaijani Discord user on an Android tablet whilst arguing with a frogposter who was pretending to be the Vlodson poster. Eventually, Quote retaliated by inciting a series of rangebans on third-world countries.

Vlodson is Poopson Theory

Us aryan newGODs don't fucking like this forced poopson ass variant. Fucking jarty.

While the evaluation of Vlodson as coal or worse is ultimately subjective, it is undeniably jarring how much of the Poopson prophecy Vlodson fits:

>Poopson is not a shitjak, despite the name. It is antialiased but otherwise black and white
>Poopson is not any one existing variant, but not a pure original or a pure composite either. It is an amalgam of reused parts of different 'jaks and original parts.
>Poopson was not AI generated, at least not entirely.
>Offsite raiders exploit One guy exploits this variant's repulsiveness to create discontent among soyteens.

It is probable if not likely that Vlodson's creator was an attentionfaggot who wanted his unremarkable variant:unknown to be famous and deliberately created something that fits the prophecy. However, what its creator couldn't control was Vlodson's impact, which was, fittingly with the Poopson prophecy, also highly negative. So far it has caused the rape of a beloved admin and the rape of many innocent Soyteens, both by Quote.

Reception

Grading

Most soyteens currently regard Vlodson as:

COAL

When Vlodson was first made, he was considered by some to be the worst 'jak ever to the point where organized SoyBooru tag vandalism raids were being created against him on /soy/. Multiple jannies and even an admin, Doll, also tried to kill off this soyjak early by punishing the Vlodson namefag with /soy/ bans and booru post deletions. Eventually this hatred lead to the SoyBooru Crisis, Cacacaust, and Brownocaust.

Now that the underage users who overreacted to Vlodson negatively are gone, most soyteens find Vlodson annoying, but far from the brimmiest 'jak in history.

Gallery

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  Origin of all Vlodson design details
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  Him and catjak.
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  Lennonjak mashup
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  Maya
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  Perhaps the most brimmy mashup, and contender for worst 'jak ever, appearing to mix Vlodson, Zillyjak, and glegle.
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  VLQDSQNSISSIES...
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  Vlodson would lose against a rock GEEEEEEEEEEEG
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  Seeing coal variants getting killed is always a gem
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  Ziggy, a Vlodson subvariant

Nuvlod

Nuvlod, also known as Nigger Anal Tonguing is the oldest Vlodson subvariant.

It has zero IAS charecteristics. This is an abomination.

It does NOT have glasses, a beard, wrinkles, a gaping open mouth/cuckface. It does not mock anyone, or a group of people, because no one looks like it, and it's barely even bald.

Info

Created on the same month as its original counterpart, Nuvlod is just Vlodson but with a differet nose and eyes on top of his head. Taking an already existing forced and controversial variant, then turning it into something even more ugly, stupid, nonsensical and dumb, just a couple weeks after the original came out, it's shit, it's awful, it's bottom of the barrel. It's an useless abomination of what could even be called a "soyjak". So much so that its tags got vandalized and his name changed to Nigger Anal Tonguing, and that's who he became, nobody bothered to revert it, nobody wanted to call him anything else, because this piece of turd deserved to be known by a name like that.

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Reception

Grading

Most soyteens currently regard Nuvlod as:

BRIMSTONE

By the way, it's considered brimstone, antimatter even, by most non-baiters, if the article, and the Soybooru like/dislike ratios don't already prove it.

  This article may contain excerpts from SECApedia.

See also

• Vlodson (detractor perspective)
• Forced meme
• Coal