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Brimstone Winter

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Brimstone Winter is an event lasting through January on soyjak.party, where 'teens try to create as many new soyjak variants as possible in the hopes that a gemmy variant is created. It is characterized by people spamming their variant:unknown jaks, usually brimstone, to see whether or not they stick. These jaks are lovingly referred to as brimjaks. Even though most Soyteens do not have the ability to create a variant above iron, it lets newGods get their OC shilling out of their system and encourage Soyteens to practice their jakking and editing skills. During Brimstone Winter, soyteens will often use their Brimjaks during raids.

An uncoordinated influx of new 'jaks is known as a breeding season.

Origins[edit | edit source]

In December of 2022, the Sharty was still experiencing an influx of new users which subsequently lead to a constant flow of newjaks, most of which were coal. At this time there was also a movement of older users who lamented over how there has been almost no new variants that became established as gems over the past year. This all culminated in the "Brimstone Winter" at the start of the new year. The goal of this movement was to pump out as many jaks as possible in hopes that a gem would be made. Brimstone Winter caused rage in users who did not understand what was going on, making it very controversial.[1]

Brimstone Winter 2023[edit | edit source]

Brimstone Winter 2023
Lost Brimstone Winter Threads in the Log Warehouse

Unfortunately, much of the brimstone winter generals have been lost in the in-log warehouse due to many of the threads in January and February being improperly archived. On the booru, these jaks can be found under the "varaint:unknown" tag making up posts within the late 20000s and early 30000s.

2chan Raid[edit | edit source]

On January 2, 2023, brimjakkers decided to raid 2chan. Ironically, the users of 2chan seemed to react more positively towards brimjaks than most soyteens did at the time. They even made some edits to the brimjaks being posted on 2chan. No one knew what they were saying for certain due to the language barrier. [2]

Soylady[edit | edit source]

Main article: Soylady

Soylady is considered the first brimjak, being one of the few to predate 2023. It depicts an obese woman holding a bottle of Soylent. While NAS, many people enjoyed having a femjak to use.

Susjak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Susjak

Susjak is based off a Jerma985 meme. Susjak acted as the flagship for the movement and to this day there is a rouge Susjak every so often on the catalog of /soy/. There was also a color version sometime called "variant:unknown"

Fairyjak[edit | edit source]

Absolute brimstone that caused massive seethe, which encapsulates the movement.

Drossjak[edit | edit source]

Oh my God she so attractive!

Peakyjak[edit | edit source]

Another olderjak associated with brimstone winter. Misnamed "Shelbyjak" by ShreddedNerd.[3]

Kliksjak[edit | edit source]

Main article: 3kliksjak

This jak predates the brimstone winter movement but was heavily used during the event. Kilksjak is based on a Chud who used his peculiar face for a YouTube thumbnail about... Clicking.

Smugjak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Smugjak

A well-known jak to come out of the movement. Probably the only true success story to come out of Brimstone Winter.

Some Other Brimjaks[edit | edit source]

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Ending[edit | edit source]

After the long most of jakking and spamming, Brimjakers agreed to end the event on the last day of January and allow any successful brimjak to survive if worthy of being a gem rather than being forced.

Brimstone Winter 2024 Wave 1[edit | edit source]

Brimstone Winter 2024

Brimstone Winter 2024 began with the goal of pumping out as many jaks and edits as possible in order to create a gem. After the Soypocalypse, a large number of the members involved in Brimstone 2023 were no longer around, however, there were still many 'teens looking forward to Brimstone 2024 and posting threads in preparation. Most of the variants and edits to come out of Brimstone 2024 fall between Booru posts 60100 - 61600. Unfortunately, this event was not recorded very well at its happening, and expert soientists and archeologists have conducted research to uncover the whole truth.

Anticipation[edit | edit source]

It was initially believed that Poopson would release around this time, however, due to unforeseen circumstances it released early in the form of Brojak.

Slow Start[edit | edit source]

Due to site turbulence and a lower number of OC-producing 'teens, Brimstone Winter 2024 did not have the explosive start it had in 2023 and did not reach the same heights. Despite this, plenty of brimjakkers got to test their stuff and cook up brimeralds just as dusty (gemmy) as last year.

Raids[edit | edit source]

While not on the same scale as Brimstone Winter 2023, there were still several notable brimraids. This includes raids on 2chan, 4chan, crystal.cafe, and a few other altchans. Unfortunately like in 2023, there are not many screenshots of the raids.

Sherkjak[edit | edit source]

A jak created to be used during Brimstone Winter 2024, and nothing else. It was based on Shrek from the Shrek animated movies.

Npestajak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Npestajak

Npestajak was commonly spammed during Brimstone Winter 2024.

Parrotjak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Parrotjak

ParrotJak had many split opinions on it with some claiming it to be a gem but most others claiming it was Brimstone. It fell out of use in about 2 months. It was traced from a parrotfish.

Meximutt[edit | edit source]

Main article: Meximutt

Meximutt while being propelled by the variant shilling trend of Brimstone Winter was also a response to the creation of Euromutt a few months earlier. While many soientists argue its relevancy to Brimstone Winter, claiming it to be purely a construct of Booru race warring, its proximity to the event and its use in Brimstone Winter 2024 gives it a strong claim to being one of the brimjaks. As of mid-2024, it is the most relevant variant to come out of Brimstone Winter 2024.

Meximutt was such obsessed brimstone that it jetpack-brapped itself from the deepest pits of niggerhell during Brimstone Winter all the way to the top of the freezing peaks of aryanheaven, permanently cementing itself as an Eternal Gemerald much like Cobson.

BrimFairy Bait[edit | edit source]

One of the largest trends during Brimstone Winter 2024 was BrimFairy Bait. Starting the prior Brimstone Winter, BrimFairies are created by flipping a jak upside-down, putting an anime face on it, and turning it into a fairy. Because of their brimstone qualities, posting them would almost guarantee replies. They were also heavily used in soyquoting at the time because no one wanted to be depicted as a BrimFairy.

Brimstone Winter 2024 Wave 2[edit | edit source]

New variant brimstones were being posted at a very low rate, until the mid portion of the Brimstone Winter, when things started moving again. This saw a resurgence in new Brimstone and new variants. They are very different from the previous wave of brimstone in look and feel.

The popular Brimstone Winter banner for the second wave

Most of these were ugly and had little impact on the general Soyspehere, however they still made a mark regardless.

Gapealien[edit | edit source]

Main article: Gapealien

A Soyjak traced from an AI generated image. Some consider it a gem, some consider it forced coal, so the consensus would make it iron. Albeit, it was said have potential as it shares many traits with Swede allegedly. It was one of the more popular variants that was being posted. Most posts usually don't include the antenna.

Gapealien, a brimstone wave 2 posterjak

Japeson[edit | edit source]

Main article: Japeson

A variant that is very similar to both Swede and Cobson. Used mostly along with other winter made variants, this was a popular posterboy jak for the second wave of the brimstone winter.

Japeson in all his japeness

Jacquejak[edit | edit source]

A brimstone variant traced from a carbonation dispenser, used to make regular drinks have a caarbonated fizz to them. Very brimstone and very forced, really only used as Larry the Cucumber and Soytan of all things. Dead almost upon arrival as nobody wanted to use it as it was too sloppy and simple.

Jacquejak

Cutejak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Cutejak

One of the more popular variants, was created by CobsonTALKS, and forced relentlessly. It saw probably the most variations as people tried to make it stick. It died down about midway through December though with the last one being posted at the end of December. It was the least brimstone of the bunch, however brimstone is still brimstone.

Elliot[edit | edit source]

A sub-subvariant of Euromutt as this variant is a modified version of the subvariant Euroaryan, this has little use because it's not considered a very good variant, and has limited range on creativity. It was created by a literal caca who used it to make 'jaks out of cartoon characters, youtuber OC's, and other shit nobody cares about. The only good edit of this subvariant was used to depict Moon Man.[4]

A subvariant of Euromutt

Guestjak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Guestjak

Based on the guest enemy from the video game Little Nightmares. Used in various forms to make fun of large fat people, although it wasn't a very popular variant and has little posts.

GuestJak

Waljak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Waljak

A variant that has seems a decent amount of posts compared to the other brimstone. It is considered very much a brimstone variant by most people. It started to slow down in the amount it got posted a few days before New Year's Day. Other soyjaks already fill the spot Wailjak has, so it's unlikely to live through the winter.

Wailjak

Alienjak[edit | edit source]

Main article to be added.

A variant that is considered to be very brimstone and ugly looking in with little use. A better variant was made using the Markiplier soyjak almost immediately and the variant died instantly. It was mainly used in SoyBooru countrywars in the very small time it was alive.

Alienjak, completely dead variant not even 24 hours later

Eggerald[edit | edit source]

Main article to be added.

An almost NAS variant, traced allegedly from an egg. Little use, with it already being so poor quality. Almost zero posts, even when it was first made.

Eggerald, this variant sucks.

Daedulson[edit | edit source]

Main article: Daedaluson

A Soyjak used to mock people who vape. Not used very well, and is considered a good soyjak overall. Was thought to have died but is recently reappearing with other brimjaks.

Daedaluson

Jakub[edit | edit source]

Main article to be added.

A variant traced from the internet joke Yakub, it was made by the schlog. Considered very gemmy despite the limited amount of posts it has. It's rumored to be creator of the soy race, but this was proven false as he is not Swedish. He also may have ties to (((Them))) although this is unconfirmed.

Jakub, from the Schlog

Other Brimjaks[edit | edit source]

(YOU) will do research and find these missing jaks

Clapjak, two soyjaks gaping, and biscuitjak. Minus8sonEnding

  1. Clapjak
  2. Two Soyjaks Gaping
  3. Biscutjak
  4. Minus8sonEnding
  5. That one computer one with the keyboard found, it's keyjak
  6. Finger one

Brimstone Winter 2024 went out with a whimper with no official end being declared like with Brimstone Winter 2023's hard cut off at the end of January.

Brimstone Winter 2025[edit | edit source]

Brimstone Winter 2025 started out with some minor brim created, and it has created The Trinity of 'Jak.[5]

Lots of NAS and furry bait to start the year, with a lot being created in the last part of the 2024 brimstone Christmas. Unfortunately Neutralplier spam has washed away a lot of the new variants and the new variant potential.

Burgerjak[edit | edit source]

Main article: burgerjak

A variant used the most so far compared to the other variant creations, despite this it has little posts.

Burgerjak ready to eat a burger (or you)

Cafaeg[edit | edit source]

Main article to be added.

Little is known about this brimstone variant, it was a catbox file originally and posted once on the SoyBooru. A rare type of dust, it's IAS enough to catch your eye, but NAS enough to actually be a good soyjak variant.

Cafaeg

Keyjak[edit | edit source]

Main article to be added.

Keyjak is a variant seen typing at his keyboard while looking surprised. One of the earliest brimstone variants to be created for the 2025 brimstone winter.

Keyjak is this variant:unknown that was uploaded to SoyBooru just before January 2025. (It was uploaded on December 31, 2024, Waow!)

Mintson[edit | edit source]

Dusty variant holding a box of soylent.

Mintson

Budgiejak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Budgiejak

A variant made to look like a bird

Budgiejak

Sackjak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Sackjak

Traced from sackboy from the LittleBigPlanet series. More specifically a photo of the Sonic skin that was released as part of a crossover series.

Sackjak


Brightson[edit | edit source]

Main article: Brightson

Often seen holding a card of some sorts.

Brightson

Gyattjak[edit | edit source]

Named like that for being traced from a meme depicting a soyboy with the top text "Gyatt"[6]

Gyattjak

Brimstone Winter 2026[edit | edit source]

YOU VILL READ THE MANUAL OF STYLE BEFORE ADDING THIS YEAR'S VARIANTS. SINCERELY, THE 'KI NATIVES


Only add important variants, and remove any SNCA. Nobody is using JartycuckcacaOMGSISAjak, We don't need 67 thrembillion sections for every nophono nuvariant created.

Brimstone Winter 2026 started with high levels of brim being created, with over 200 images in the first hour of the thread.[7]

Insanejak[edit | edit source]

Insanejak is a tracejak variant that looks similar to Feraljak. he is traced from Chris Stuckmann.

Insanejak

Alois[edit | edit source]

Alois is a variant that is looking at (You).

Alois

Keggyjak[edit | edit source]

Keggyjak is a variant based of off the Dartmouth college mascot, Keggy the keg. The person who made this variant likes to say it "mogs" other variant:unknowns. Also known for being used to steal threads and bait [8]

Keggyjak

Snarkyjak[edit | edit source]

Snarkyjak is a variant with big nostrils biting its lip. Notably, not a tracejak like most of the other variants.

Snarkyjak

Angloson[edit | edit source]

Angloson is a variant meant to portray anglos. It was traced from King Henry VIII.

Angloson

Sethpig[edit | edit source]

Sethpig is a variant traced from the 2026 Animal Farm movie. It was made in the same thread as Angloson.

Sethpig

Huesos[edit | edit source]

Huesos is a variant traced from some kind of fish being sold at a market. It was made in the same thread as some other variants.

Huesos

Soytroll[edit | edit source]

Soytroll is a nuvariant traced from a phonk trollface. He is the tuffest variant ever and is known to mog diddybluds.

soytroll

Healthjak[edit | edit source]

Healthjak is a variant traced from a video named "BLOODY HORROR ANIME THAT NO ON HAS SEEN! 9 Girls. No Doors. No Escape. | Saki Sanobashi REACTION!!!"

Healthjak

Amazingreasonjak[edit | edit source]

Amazingreasonjak is a soyjak variant traced from Dan hentschel painted red which was a forced meme on the sharty. He is considered ruby compared to other brimstone winter soyjaks.

Amazingreasonjak

Simjak[edit | edit source]

Simjak is a variant traced from the same 'blox tuber as flabberjak except this time he is angry. This variant shares alot of characteristics with feraljak.

simjak

Zelligpedo[edit | edit source]

Zellipedo is a variant traced from a fat mutt holding a Maya from ongezellig bodypillow.

zelligpedo

fattysden[edit | edit source]

Fattysden is a soyjak variant traced from fat fetishist and actual braphog fattysden, this variant has been praised for being funny and looking decent

fattysden

wallyjak[edit | edit source]

Wallyjak is a soyjak variant traced from the walrus in pingu. He is seen gegging.

wallyjak

Sagebob[edit | edit source]

Sagebob is a soyjak variant traced from SpongeBob, he has the rapeson shadow and is used when saging a thread.

sagebob

Plungejak[edit | edit source]

Plungejak is a soyjak made off an image of a clown with a plunger on his head.

Plungejak

Shiteaterjak[edit | edit source]

Shiteaterjak is a soyjak that eats shit. He's best known for eating shit and having 5 rows of teeth.

Shiteaterjak

Cheersjak[edit | edit source]

Cheersjak is a soyjak holding a wine glass, as if to have cheers with the viewer.

Cheersjak


Shabbosjak[edit | edit source]

Main article: Shabbosjak

Shabbosjak is a soyjak variant which is a caricature of a jew. He has a resemblance to the Science Lover Soyjak.

Shabbosjak gape
Shabbosjak smirk

Furious ESL FNF Pedo[edit | edit source]

Furious ESL FNF Pedo is a variant that heavily resembles the ESL FNF Pedo. He's flipping the viewer off, BBC spade ring in view.

Furious ESL FNF Pedo

Pepejak[edit | edit source]

Pepejak is a variant based off Pepe.

Pepejak

Tardson[edit | edit source]

Tardson is a variant with circular glasses and two buck teeth. He is the epitome of all retards, and speaks the worst ESL known to soykind.

Tardson

Venezuelan ESL FNF Nigga Minor Attracted Person[edit | edit source]

Venezuelan ESL FNF Nigga Minor Attracted Person is a variant based off a mugshot, and heavily resembles the ESL FNF Pedo.

Venezuelan ESL Nigga Minor Attracted Person
Venezuelan ESL FNF Nigga Minor Attracted Person

Meltson[edit | edit source]

Meltson is a soyjak variant traced from meltmax sterling which was originally posted in the first of January by the pluekike[this existed in october btw]

meltson

Ejectjak[edit | edit source]

Ejectjak is a soyjak resembling an among us character. It's meant to be used in certain situations when 'nishing anything, most usually a person or media. It can also be for this phrase if using it's gem suit variant or brimstone suit variant.

Ejectjak

Leopold[edit | edit source]

Leopold is a variant with a large gaping mouth and comically oversized glasses.

Leopold

Staleson[edit | edit source]

Staleson is a variant traced off of Stale2000, the former r/livestreamfails reddit mod. He is balding, and has a shine spot on his forehead.

Staleson

Crazydrug[edit | edit source]

Crazydrug is a variant with his tongue sticking out. He is traced off a thumbnail from the Grant Harting Jewtube channel.

Crazydrug

Other brimjaks[edit | edit source]

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