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{{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Echoes|Israel}}}} | {{DISPLAYTITLE:{{Echoes|Israel}}}} | ||
{{ | {{God|the current state of Israel}}{{Pedo|THIS COUNTRY IS FULL OF PEDOPHILES!}}{{Jew|2=, obviously}} | ||
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{{Jew| | |||
{{Mutt|yeah they're like our greatest ally or something}} | {{Mutt|yeah they're like our greatest ally or something}} | ||
{{Tip|Israeli IPs are permanently banned from posting on the Sharty; | {{Tip|Israeli IPs are permanently banned from posting on the Sharty; [[you|(You)]] {{redtext|VVILL NOT}} use an Israeli VPN to post.}} | ||
{{Infobox country|name=State of Israel|native_name=מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל|image= | {{Infobox country|name=State of Israel|native_name=מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל|image=File:Sniff_israeli_flag.png|capital=''De jure'': Jerusalem<br> | ||
''De facto'': Tel Aviv|largest_city=Jerusalem|languages=Hebrew, Arabic (special status)|ethnic_groups=[[Jews]] (73%), Arabs (21%)|religion=[[Jews]] (73%), [[Islam]] (18%), Christian (1.9%)|demonym= | ''De facto'': Tel Aviv|largest_city=Jerusalem|languages=Hebrew, Arabic (special status)|ethnic_groups=[[Jews]] (73%), Arabs (21%)|religion=[[Jews]] (73%), [[Islam]] (18%), Christian (1.9%)|demonym=Israkike, Zionazis, Baby killers, genocidal sickfucks, kikes, yids, Epstein disciples|government='''President''': Isaac Herzog<br> | ||
'''Prime Minister''': [[Benjamin Netanyahu]]<br> | '''Prime Minister''': [[Benjamin Netanyahu]]<br> | ||
'''Knesset Speaker''': Amir Ohana<br> | '''Knesset Speaker''': Amir Ohana<br> | ||
'''Chief Justice''': Yitzhak Amit|established= | '''Chief Justice''': Yitzhak Amit|established=May 14, 1948 (Israel never existed before the British Empire colonized Palestine)|population=10,147,200|currency=New Israeli Shekel (yes, really)}} | ||
May 14, 1948 ( | |||
[[File:Israsel flag sarrsss.png|thumb|Israel's Flag as of 2024{{Cn|oh my science! israel is le heckin nazis (even doe they're jewish)! so brave...}}|300px]] | [[File:Israsel flag sarrsss.png|thumb|Israel's Flag as of 2024{{Cn|oh my science! israel is le heckin nazis (even doe they're jewish)! so brave...}}|300px]] | ||
{{Echoes|'''Israel'''}} ([[Reddit|even though it isn’t real]]), also known as the '''Holy Land''', '''[[Palestine]]''', '''"the only democracy in the Middle East"''' ([[ev&o]] a third of its population can't vote), '''Isra[[Niggerhell|hell]]''' and '''[[Jew|Jewland]]''', and '''[[Death|Wasrael]]''', is a genocidal settler communist tranny "nation" on the coast of the Middle East bordering the Mediterranean Sea created by kikes who should have met their european counterpart's fate. It's a [[Jew|Jewish]] <s>ethnostate</s> secular state founded by [[England|Britbongs]] because [[Holocaust|THE 6 GORILLION]]!!!!!!! They are currently getting the [[BBC|'BC]] by force GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG. | |||
''' | |||
[[ | |||
There are rumors that some of the most powerful people in the Israeli government{{note|Benjamin Netanyahu, Itamar Ben-Gvir, David Barnea, Tomer Bar, Shlomi Binder, Herzi Halevi and [[Jeffrey Epstein]]}} were killed by Iranian strikes in the Iran War and that the Israeli government is trying to cover up their deaths with AI-generated videos, {{blueglow|but they are NOT true and they are still alive. Take your meds, goy.}} | There are rumors that some of the most powerful people in the Israeli government{{note|Benjamin Netanyahu, Itamar Ben-Gvir, David Barnea, Tomer Bar, Shlomi Binder, Herzi Halevi and [[Jeffrey Epstein]]}} were killed by Iranian strikes in the Iran War and that the Israeli government is trying to cover up their deaths with AI-generated videos, {{blueglow|but they are NOT true, and they are still alive. Take your meds, goy.}} | ||
{{ | It is DEFINITELY not held together by [[Amerimutt|American foreign aid]]. You will {{blueglow|take your meds}}. | ||
It | {{glow| ZOG Controls The World and everyone you Don't Like But It Needs American Foreign Aid to Survive. Because Uh.... Just Because It Does Okay?}} | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
During the 19th century some | During the 19th century, some communist Jew called Theodore Hertzel (uncircumcised goy btw) wanted to do a heccin nationalism; he told everyone that Jews should have a nation somewhere and called it "[[Zionism]]". After many proposed places to have the Jewish nation in, Palestine was eventually chosen to be colonized. After that, the [[Eternal Anglo|Brits]] promised to fulfill the zionists' desires so they could get shekels from the insanely rich {{Echoes|[[Klaus Schwab|Rothschilds]]}}. <--[https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/05/16/klaus-schwab-father-nazi/ SNOPES FACT CHECK: 'Schwab is NOT Jewish] | ||
The [[Arab|Arabs]] already in Palestine were promised by the Brits that if they revolted against the [[Turkiye|Turks,]] they would [[Lie|have their own nation]]. Actually, Britain and [[France]] cut up the Middle East in bullshit ways instead (even doe they were basing the borders off of what the Turks drew). The newfound Palestine mandate was quickly engulfed in a wave of kike immigration, which angered the arabs (naturally), and in the 1940s the [[Shit nobody cares about|6 gorillion]] happened, and even more Jews flooded into Palestine. This caused a 100-year-long ethnic conflict; throughout it, Israel just got rid of most of their Arabs with full '[[mutt]] support (because of shared judeo-western values or however Abby Shapiro is BLEACHED), and the rest just got put in [[Hitler|large ghettos]]. Then [[Islam|Hamas]] invaded... To this day, the [[United States]] Federal Reserve (which is {{echoes|privately owned}}) keeps Israel afloat on its constant expansion. | |||
They currently are enacting a genocide by wiping the child population of Gaza and the West Bank, to erase the catholics of the land, who '''WILL WIN AND RECLAIM PALESTINE AND ENACT TKD WHEN WE ELECT THE FIRST ANTISEMITIC U.S PRESIDENT. You will donate money to save Palestinian Christians, if you are a Christian and dont support them, GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING HERETIC!''' | |||
{{Glowtext|Ignore Ancient Israel. That's all a lie, okay?}} | {{Glowtext|Ignore Ancient Israel. That's all a lie, okay?}} | ||
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Israel is a very militant nation, especially since every nation surrounding it wants it occupied by [[Arabs]] and Jerusalem no longer under Jewish hands. | Israel is a very militant nation, especially since every nation surrounding it wants it occupied by [[Arabs]] and Jerusalem no longer under Jewish hands. | ||
{{Echoes|Despite being constantly bombarded by sugar powered rockets made by children and every militant Islamic organization being against it the nation still stands strong because the jews truly are gods chosen! Their battle-tested(on | {{Echoes|(Despite being constantly bombarded by sugar-powered rockets made by children and every militant Islamic organization being against it, the nation still stands strong because the jews truly are gods chosen! Their battle-tested (on DNBs) military ranks 17th in the entire world.)}}.They also smashed a statue of [[Jesus]] in Lebanon which is Blasphemy in Christianity.{{Mutt|but they're re our allies and my president said nuffin about it or something.}}They are also committing a heckin' genocide against the Palestinians and have eliminated 70k of them so far. The IDF also heavily sexualizes their women, and many female IDF soldiers have literal [[Porn|OnlyFans]] accounts. This is also one of the reasons why so many [[India|jeets]] love Israel. | ||
[[X|The IDF also has some of its bravest soldiers on this website, or something.]] | |||
==Faggotry== | |||
Israel is one of the most gay-friendly countries on earth, with 25% of Tel Aviv identifying as LGBT.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0727-2044-23/https://www.touristisrael.com:443/why-tel-aviv-is-the-ultimate-lgbtq-travel-destination/26062/</ref> Not only that, but the IDF is considered to be one of the most fag-friendly militaries in the world.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_orientation_and_gender_identity_in_the_Israeli_military</ref>{{cn|KKKEEEKKK YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP}} | |||
Evendoe outside of {{Echoes|Tel Aviv}} faggots get {{Keyedtext|persecuted and stoned}} (Geg). | |||
==Relation with imageboard culture== | ==Relation with imageboard culture== | ||
There has been a noted correlation between Israel and bright blue cat racebait threads on the [[4cuck]] /pol/ board.{{CitationNeeded}}[[File:Anon-notices-things-v0-qbkw1hjl30tb1.png|thumb|oy vey…|none]] | There has been a noted correlation between Israel and bright blue cat racebait threads on the [[4cuck]] /pol/ board.{{CitationNeeded}} On October 7th, the most keyed day of history, all coal from the entire internet stopped floating, meaning that the entirety of brimstone is made by jews. There's no looking back white man, the jewish question must be addressed.[[File:Anon-notices-things-v0-qbkw1hjl30tb1.png|thumb|oy vey…|none]] | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
*[[Israel/Israeli perspective]] | *[[Israel/Israeli perspective]] | ||
*[[Jeffrey Epstein]] | |||
*[[Donald Trump]] | |||
*[[Jews]] | |||
{{notelist}} | {{notelist}} | ||
{{Reflist}} | {{Reflist}} | ||
{{Countries}} | {{Countries}} | ||
[[Category:TRVTH]] | [[Category:TRVTH]] | ||
Latest revision as of 13:47, 21 August 2026
† The Holy Spirit wouldn't approve of the current state of Israel... †Repent for forgiveness, lest you be excluded from God's kingdom.
THIS COUNTRY IS FULL OF PEDOPHILES!You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and
ordering 'za to xis house
Pedo-meter 3000:
▲
(((Israel))) (even though it isn’t real), also known as the Holy Land, Palestine, "the only democracy in the Middle East" (ev&o a third of its population can't vote), Israhell and Jewland, and Wasrael, is a genocidal settler communist tranny "nation" on the coast of the Middle East bordering the Mediterranean Sea created by kikes who should have met their european counterpart's fate. It's a Jewish ethnostate secular state founded by Britbongs because THE 6 GORILLION!!!!!!! They are currently getting the 'BC by force GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG.
There are rumors that some of the most powerful people in the Israeli government[a] were killed by Iranian strikes in the Iran War and that the Israeli government is trying to cover up their deaths with AI-generated videos, but they are NOT true, and they are still alive. Take your meds, goy.
It is DEFINITELY not held together by American foreign aid. You will take your meds.
ZOG Controls The World and everyone you Don't Like But It Needs American Foreign Aid to Survive. Because Uh.... Just Because It Does Okay?
History[edit | edit source]
During the 19th century, some communist Jew called Theodore Hertzel (uncircumcised goy btw) wanted to do a heccin nationalism; he told everyone that Jews should have a nation somewhere and called it "Zionism". After many proposed places to have the Jewish nation in, Palestine was eventually chosen to be colonized. After that, the Brits promised to fulfill the zionists' desires so they could get shekels from the insanely rich (((Rothschilds))). <--SNOPES FACT CHECK: 'Schwab is NOT Jewish
The Arabs already in Palestine were promised by the Brits that if they revolted against the Turks, they would have their own nation. Actually, Britain and France cut up the Middle East in bullshit ways instead (even doe they were basing the borders off of what the Turks drew). The newfound Palestine mandate was quickly engulfed in a wave of kike immigration, which angered the arabs (naturally), and in the 1940s the 6 gorillion happened, and even more Jews flooded into Palestine. This caused a 100-year-long ethnic conflict; throughout it, Israel just got rid of most of their Arabs with full 'mutt support (because of shared judeo-western values or however Abby Shapiro is BLEACHED), and the rest just got put in large ghettos. Then Hamas invaded... To this day, the United States Federal Reserve (which is (((privately owned)))) keeps Israel afloat on its constant expansion.
They currently are enacting a genocide by wiping the child population of Gaza and the West Bank, to erase the catholics of the land, who WILL WIN AND RECLAIM PALESTINE AND ENACT TKD WHEN WE ELECT THE FIRST ANTISEMITIC U.S PRESIDENT. You will donate money to save Palestinian Christians, if you are a Christian and dont support them, GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING HERETIC!
Ignore Ancient Israel. That's all a lie, okay?
Military[edit | edit source]
Israel is a very militant nation, especially since every nation surrounding it wants it occupied by Arabs and Jerusalem no longer under Jewish hands.
((((Despite being constantly bombarded by sugar-powered rockets made by children and every militant Islamic organization being against it, the nation still stands strong because the jews truly are gods chosen! Their battle-tested (on DNBs) military ranks 17th in the entire world.)))).They also smashed a statue of Jesus in Lebanon which is Blasphemy in Christianity.
They are also committing a heckin' genocide against the Palestinians and have eliminated 70k of them so far. The IDF also heavily sexualizes their women, and many female IDF soldiers have literal OnlyFans accounts. This is also one of the reasons why so many jeets love Israel.
The IDF also has some of its bravest soldiers on this website, or something.
Faggotry[edit | edit source]
Israel is one of the most gay-friendly countries on earth, with 25% of Tel Aviv identifying as LGBT.[1] Not only that, but the IDF is considered to be one of the most fag-friendly militaries in the world.[2][KKKEEEKKK YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP]
Evendoe outside of (((Tel Aviv))) faggots get persecuted and stoned🗝️ (Geg).
Relation with imageboard culture[edit | edit source]
There has been a noted correlation between Israel and bright blue cat racebait threads on the 4cuck /pol/ board.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] On October 7th, the most keyed day of history, all coal from the entire internet stopped floating, meaning that the entirety of brimstone is made by jews. There's no looking back white man, the jewish question must be addressed.
See also[edit | edit source]
Notes
- ↑ Benjamin Netanyahu, Itamar Ben-Gvir, David Barnea, Tomer Bar, Shlomi Binder, Herzi Halevi and Jeffrey Epstein
