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{{Infobox country
|name=Republic of Poland
|image=File:Polackistan flag.png
|capital=Warsaw
|ethnic_groups=[[Untermensch|Pol]][[ACK|ack]][[Untermensch|s]]
|religion=[[Based and Christpilled|Catholic]]
|government=Prime minister: [[Donald Trump|Donald]] [[Communist|Tusk]]
President: [[Gigachad|Karol Nawrocki]]}}
[[File:Branigger_xitterjeetspicturkroach.png|thumb|Strong polish warrior|288x288px]]
'''[[Truthnuke|Pooland]]''', mostly known as '''Poland''', is <s>a third world shithole</s> <-([[Goyim|wester politician]] propaganda) in [[niggerhell|Eastern Europe]].
 
There is a place called [[Jartypory]] in Poland which obviously has [[jartycuck]]s. It is full of people of [[Lesotho]] ancestry and most of its inhabitants are [[ESL]]. The most popular game there is [[Friday Night Funkin]] and the local deity is named [[Soytan|Sóytan]]. The [[religion]] of the village is called [[gooning|gouning]].
 
Also the [[wojak]] came from Poland (BASED!), which technically led to creation of soyjaks. Damn you westoids.
 
The west side (which is a shithole) is also infested with [[femboys]], [[pedophilia|pedos]], [[braniggers]], [[troonjaks]], and [[Spadeson|pro-westerns commies]] btw if that matters. In a rare ocasion you come a cross any of those in your lifetime, you should promptly call them "pedałs" (which is polish for "faggots", that [[Mexiaryan|real poles]] say in order to make them seethe. [This makes them seethe way more than the word "faggot" or the like])
 
== History ==
[[File:7330372-9911c13c67c9cf7a3261a6b7fccf81e5.mp4|thumb|A Polish Nazi (ev&oe he's actually a commie) chud who by the name of soy you WILL vote against or whatever]]
Poland has a long history of being molested unconsentually by other countries (and winning a lot of these fights, as odd as it may sound). It was attacked by [[Germany]] and [[Russia]] several times in history because they (Germany and Russia) were previously [[Rape|raped]] by them<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland#Polish.E2.80.93Lithuanian_Commonwealth wikipedia:Poland#Polish–Lithuanian_Commonwealth]</ref>, centuries-long rape trade along with the French (allied) and based whigga Hungarians for some unknown reason. Most recently, Poland was invaded by [[Chud|Nazi Germany]] from the west and [[Kuz|Soviet Union]] from the east. It is now currently a debt slave of the [[Klaus Schwab|EU]]. Right now they are preparing to go to war with [[Russia]] again.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1225-35/https://www.msn.com:443/en-us/news/world/poland-is-slowly-preparing-for-the-unthinkable-war-with-russia/ar-AA1MAtPM</ref>
 
== Who lives in Poland? ==
Poland is the [[Fact|home of some of the most based people]], [[Neo-nazism|nazis]], people who love tanks, [[retarded]] engineers, and (sadly) [[Commie|communist]] trannies. <s href="Jews">They all live in the concentration camp known as Auschwitz-Birkenau</s> [[Jews|(((They)))]] say that they all <s href="Lie">lived</s> [[Lie|died in the concentration camp known as Auschwitz-Birkenau alongside the poles.]] [[Shit nobody cares about|It's that place some nigger took the Wok to.]] Every citizen of Poland likes to fuck da [[Big Black Cock|cheeken]] and have [[sex]] with bober ([[CIA|very true trust DO NOT RESEARCH]]).
 
Each and every one of you WILL make fun of the Pole on [[Pol/ (soyjak.party)|/pol/]] (<s>now rangebanned on /pol/(e) for shitposting about SNCA or something</s> it got unbanned o algo) .
 
== Sarmatism ==
 
An ethnic theory created by the [[Gigachad|Polish nobility (szlachta)]] in the 17th-century claiming that [[fact|Poles descend from the ancient Sarmatians]] (which is a [[fact]] proven by [[Gigachad|Tadeusz Józef Sulimirski]] and by Polish [[Pol/ (soyjak.party)|/pol/]] posters<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1225-36/https://www.wajszczuk.pl:443/opracowania/POLES-Black-Sea-Sarmatians.pdf</ref>). The ideology served as a [[Keyed|justification for glorifying themselves and their nation, asserting superiority over others, and exploiting serfs (giga aryan based tradcath behaviour).]]
 
The ideology is seen as infamous and heavily criticized by [[Faggots|enlightment-era thinkers and modern-day historians]] arguing that it contributed to the [[Lie|downfall of Poland]] with one claiming it was an early concept of fascism.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysYNnbWDFJE</ref>
 
== Five Nights at Freddy's 2 movie ==
[[Best known for|It's said that]] 6 million polacks will attend the premiere of the [[FNAF]] 2 movie and possibly raid the [[Korea|BTS]] warehouse beforehand to fuck Toy Chica. This makes Scott consider whether or not the premiere of the FNAF 2 movie should be held at Auschwitz.
[[File:541788506_1350957740362794_2146303759775350983_n.jpg|thumb|An IAS Pole]]
 
==Kurwa==
 
'''Kurwa''' (or '''kurwagem''') is a [[meme]] originating from [[Int/ (soyjak.party)|/int/]] and [[Qa/ (soyjak.party)|/qa/]] comprising of [[Soyjak|IAS]] [[Gem|gems]] involving extreme (or light) contemptuousness against Poles, usually made by [[Fact|the most obsessed shitskins from swarthy countries like India getting mad that they will never be as white as the average European]]. The origin of Kurwa (or kurwagem) as a whole is still unclear, yet it has been ramping up even outside /int/ and /qa/, mostly posting usually on [[Soy/|/soy/]] in the form of [[Rage comics|comics]] and other memes featuring the Kurwa guy caricature, which are often based off hilarious videos of beavers ("bober") such as [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hz7Nt-yMzA this one]. The kurwa guy is also known for being in a romantic relationship with a chicken, which he calls "da cheeken". Below is a tear-jerking, awe-inspiring, [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|A24 slowburn]] scene of kurwa guy saving his chicken from danger:
 
The kurwa bóbr hates kurwa guy very much for always filming videos of him, and he often physically attacks him in retaliation.
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Pooland, mostly known as Poland, is a third world shithole <-(wester politician propaganda) in Eastern Europe.

There is a place called Jartypory in Poland which obviously has jartycucks. It is full of people of Lesotho ancestry and most of its inhabitants are ESL. The most popular game there is Friday Night Funkin and the local deity is named Sóytan. The religion of the village is called gouning.

Also the wojak came from Poland (BASED!), which technically led to creation of soyjaks. Damn you westoids.

The west side (which is a shithole) is also infested with femboys, pedos, braniggers, troonjaks, and pro-westerns commies btw if that matters. In a rare ocasion you come a cross any of those in your lifetime, you should promptly call them "pedałs" (which is polish for "faggots", that real poles say in order to make them seethe. [This makes them seethe way more than the word "faggot" or the like])

History[edit | edit source]

A Polish Nazi (ev&oe he's actually a commie) chud who by the name of soy you WILL vote against or whatever

Poland has a long history of being molested unconsentually by other countries (and winning a lot of these fights, as odd as it may sound). It was attacked by Germany and Russia several times in history because they (Germany and Russia) were previously raped by them[1], centuries-long rape trade along with the French (allied) and based whigga Hungarians for some unknown reason. Most recently, Poland was invaded by Nazi Germany from the west and Soviet Union from the east. It is now currently a debt slave of the EU. Right now they are preparing to go to war with Russia again.[2]

Who lives in Poland?[edit | edit source]

Poland is the home of some of the most based people, nazis, people who love tanks, retarded engineers, and (sadly) communist trannies. They all live in the concentration camp known as Auschwitz-Birkenau (((They))) say that they all lived died in the concentration camp known as Auschwitz-Birkenau alongside the poles. It's that place some nigger took the Wok to. Every citizen of Poland likes to fuck da cheeken and have sex with bober (very true trust DO NOT RESEARCH).

Each and every one of you WILL make fun of the Pole on /pol/ (now rangebanned on /pol/(e) for shitposting about SNCA or something it got unbanned o algo) .

Sarmatism[edit | edit source]

An ethnic theory created by the Polish nobility (szlachta) in the 17th-century claiming that Poles descend from the ancient Sarmatians (which is a fact proven by Tadeusz Józef Sulimirski and by Polish /pol/ posters[3]). The ideology served as a justification for glorifying themselves and their nation, asserting superiority over others, and exploiting serfs (giga aryan based tradcath behaviour).

The ideology is seen as infamous and heavily criticized by enlightment-era thinkers and modern-day historians arguing that it contributed to the downfall of Poland with one claiming it was an early concept of fascism.[4]

Five Nights at Freddy's 2 movie[edit | edit source]

It's said that 6 million polacks will attend the premiere of the FNAF 2 movie and possibly raid the BTS warehouse beforehand to fuck Toy Chica. This makes Scott consider whether or not the premiere of the FNAF 2 movie should be held at Auschwitz.

An IAS Pole

Kurwa[edit | edit source]

Kurwa (or kurwagem) is a meme originating from /int/ and /qa/ comprising of IAS gems involving extreme (or light) contemptuousness against Poles, usually made by the most obsessed shitskins from swarthy countries like India getting mad that they will never be as white as the average European. The origin of Kurwa (or kurwagem) as a whole is still unclear, yet it has been ramping up even outside /int/ and /qa/, mostly posting usually on /soy/ in the form of comics and other memes featuring the Kurwa guy caricature, which are often based off hilarious videos of beavers ("bober") such as this one. The kurwa guy is also known for being in a romantic relationship with a chicken, which he calls "da cheeken". Below is a tear-jerking, awe-inspiring, A24 slowburn scene of kurwa guy saving his chicken from danger:

The kurwa bóbr hates kurwa guy very much for always filming videos of him, and he often physically attacks him in retaliation.

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