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SNCA:Hungary
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This page is heavily biased.(You) VVILL edit the page and make it neutral.
This page is about Europoors or something like that.Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.
Hungary is a Mongolian-German-Slavix mutt enclave in Eastern Europe, or Central Europe that nobátor cares about. It has a large population of Gypsies, though it is not as big as Romania's, Turkey's, France's, or Spain's. This is because Romanians suck even more Cigani dick. It is best known for having a golden age in the Middle Ages but then falling off and being reduced to a fifth of what it was after World War 1. (((George Soros))) comes from Hungary btw, if that matters
Hungary, Finland, and Estonia are all related countries, as all speak Finno-Ugric languages.
History[edit | edit source]
Hungary's origins are somewhat interesting to study - a chaotic horse trip where a bunch of nomadic so-called Magyars would invade Europe and settle there just as the Bulgarians did. They would settle in Europe around 890 AD and then rape everything that moved for the next 1000 years - the local Slavix, Romanians (then Dacians), sometimes Gypsies - eventually assimilating and becoming BLVE-eyed Aryan warriors of EVROPA. After a while, and a couple of generations, they look like the average European. Hungarians are while, it has been achieved. Then they would embrace Christianity, go through their golden age, befriend the Poles, then unfortunately get raped by The Ottomans and spend a long long time under Habsburg control, a double penetration. For a long long time Hungary would live under AVSTRIAN BVLL control, still having their own monarchy and a somewhat thriving culture. A huge clusterfuck of a revolution would break out in 1848 THOUGH. The Habsburgs would be saved by the ruskies and Hungary would still have around 70 years before being anally raped even more by:
- Romanians
- Serbians
- Croatians
- Bosnians
- French
- Brits
- Ukrainians
- Slovakians
- Austrians (Again)
World War 1 and interwar[edit | edit source]
As previously stated, Hungary was massively raped by almost every minority that lived in their lands for hundreds of years. Hungary would lose around 50% of its previous lands, and they still sperg out about this loss to this day, understandably so. Imagine if YOUR land was cut by 50%, CHUD? Romania, Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia, and even Austria would take huge bites out of Hungary. They were also ran by communists for 133 days, but that's SNCA, after which a chad known as Miklos Horthy came along...
World War 2, Cold War, modern times[edit | edit source]
Miklos Horthy tried to take back some of the land Hungary lost but failed. The rape cycle would not stop. This time around, Hungary would get raped even harder, even losing a small bit of territory after the war ended - a little village. HITLER LOST and Leftypol times ensued resumed: a dark age where Hungary would be raped by the Soviet Union daily without end, especially in 1956, when they would try to escape The Iron Curtain. Nope! Not happening. The BIG SOVIET COCK would demolish Hungary, leaving them totally MIND-BROKEN after the Cold War, Hungary would join the EU, NATO, and begin to get raped by the USA and Germany. Eventually, Hungary would get tired of sucking German cock and come back to their baby daddy Russia. Poland is enjoying this and sitting on their cuck chair together with the Slovaks and Czechs. Below is a comprehensive list of who Hungary was raped by and with whom it had consensual sex from 1939-2024:
- Americans
- French
- Brits
- Czechs
- Soviet Union
- Soviet Union
- Soviet Union
- Russia
Geography and culture[edit | edit source]
Hungarian geography is pretty coal. There is Lake Balaton in the middle of the country, there are some castles, there's some grassland... And a shit ton of farmers and Gypsy settlementes. In Hungary, they take great pride in marrying horses and sheep just as in Wales. This is because Hungarian blood is Celtic blood and Celtic people are not human and have no souls because they are ginger. The cities and infrastracture is old and collapsing, though not as much as Moldova's or Ukraine's. At least the EU has been helping when it comes to fixing the country and making it livable there. In Hungary, they eat "Blood Sausages", AKA animal intestines with blood. This is because Hungarians are animals. UNIRONICALLY, the only good food in Hungary is the Lángos, which is like pizza with sour cream, cheese and a shit ton of oil. They are really good after a long swim in Lake Balaton.
Politics[edit | edit source]
Hungarians have, for almost their entire existence as a country, state or any entity been ruled by one person, an oligarchy, communists, despots or any other government that is NOT democratic. It seems that Hungarians are once more returning to this cycle, as they rank the lowest when it comes to political freedoms in the country and have literally the same guy elected ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶a̶s̶t̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶1̶4̶ ̶y̶e̶a̶r̶s̶,̶ ̶V̶i̶k̶t̶o̶r̶ ̶O̶r̶b̶á̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶a̶v̶e̶r̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶m̶u̶t̶t̶ ̶m̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶m̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶T̶H̶E̶ ̶H̶E̶C̶K̶I̶N̶ ̶S̶A̶V̶I̶O̶R̶ ̶O̶F̶ ̶T̶H̶E̶ ̶W̶E̶S̶T̶ ̶A̶N̶D̶ ̶E̶V̶R̶O̶P̶A̶ ̶b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶i̶m̶m̶i̶g̶r̶a̶n̶t̶s̶ a̶n̶d̶ h̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶t̶e̶s̶ ̶ S̶o̶r̶o̶s̶🗝️, b̶u̶t̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶v̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶u̶c̶k̶ ̶r̶u̶s̶k̶i̶ ̶c̶o̶c̶k̶,̶ (he lost his elections btw) this is why, in the end, Hungary will still be a shithole until the end of times if they are not re-annexed by the mighty AVSTRIANS. Restore Austria-Hungary NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!
Facts[edit | edit source]
Bros of Hungary[edit | edit source]
Hungary has a couple BROs, countries that have usually stuck with Hungary and almost always allied with them, people from these nations kiss Hungarians every day in YouTube comment sections and suck them off daily.
Poland[edit | edit source]
Poland has always stuck with Hungary, besides World War 2 but who cares about this. Polish people heckin love Hungarians and always travel to Hungary as a tourist destination, they eat Langos all day and sit on the beaches of Hungary speaking their slavix language thinking of the Hungary-Polish union that COULD HAVE happened if it wasn't for THE BIGGEST FAGGOTS AROUND aka; The Ottomans / Turks.
Austrians[edit | edit source]
Hungarians love to go to work in Austria and earn 5 times the wage they would have gotten if they stayed in Hungary. There was also Austria-Hungary or whatever that happened or something yeah or whatever btw or something.
