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'''Palestine''' also known as '''فلسطين''', '''East Israel''', '''Judea and Samaria''' or '''Palpatine''' is an [[Arab]] "entity"/region (Its a nation-state you mentally incapacitated retard, jesus christ you are a fucking dumbass) that is currently being [[raid]]ed by [[Jews]] and glazed a lot by [[Twitter]] and [[Bluesky]] users.
}}{{Infobox country|name=State of Palestine|image=<gallery>
File:Flag of Palestine.svg|Old Flag (1988-2024)
File:Israsel_flag_sarrsss.png|New Flag (2025-Now)
</gallery>|capital=Jerusalem|languages=Arabic|government=Jesus Christ|established=Since God created the Universe|population=5.289 million|currency={{Koshertext|(((Israeli New Shekel)))}}|religion=Islam|ethnic_groups=Palestinian Arabs (91.2%), Israeli Jews (8.8%)|demonym=Palestinian}}[[File:63535 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|Died for nothing award]]
'''Palestine''' also known as '''فلسطين''', '''East Israel''', '''Judea and Samaria''' or '''Palpatine''' refers to rebellious regions in [[Israel|Eretz Yisrael]] inhabited by arabs who refuse to co-operate with the de-facto israeli control.
 
'''Most of them have Israeli IPs, meaning they cannot use the sharty'''


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As stated earlier, people glaze this country to the point that One [[faggot]] named Aaron Bushnell [[Suicide|set xerself on fire]] in front of the Israeli embassy while shouting [[Lolcow|free Palestine]] (died for nothing award). For some reason gay people tend to support the Palestinian cause, which is probably attributed to their incessant need for virtue signaling, this is different from supporting a cause because you think its le good, because most Palestinians want all trannies to die. This country is also where [[Captain Coal]] is from.
Millions of left leaning individuals endorse Palestine, which lead to one [[Faggot|zogslave]] golem named Aaron Bushnell [[Suicide|setting xerself on fire]] in front of the Israeli embassy while shouting [[Lolcow|free Palestine]] (died for nothing award). Alongside libcucks, queers, trannies and faggots tend to support the Palestinian cause, which is probably attributed to their incessant need for virtue signaling, this is different from supporting a cause because you think its le good. If you go on social media websites like 'ddit, xitter or bluekike, you would probably notice that almost all furries and troons have a Palestinian flag next to their name.
 
Modern Palestine consists of 2 main parts, the [[The west has fallen|West]] [[Jews|Bank]] and [[Useless nigger war|Gaza]], with it constantly shrinking.
 
Despite claiming to hate israel, all of their countries high-level work is done by israel, you usually enter via israel and are {{Blueglow|surveilled by big 3 letter companies to stop terrorism, GOY}}
 
== Governments ==
Due to them being inconsistent faggots they have a thrembillion factions, but im gonna summarise it:
 
{{Blueglow|PLO/Fatah - Created first, became popular among early pro-palestinians and was funded by soviet union. Leader was rich and actually egyptian, negotiated into hope in 1990s and beats down other factions for UNKNOWN REASONS}}
 
{{Jartytext|Hamas}} - Most loved by politics larpers. Kidnapperino innocent jews on october 7th [[Ameriaryan|or something fawkes noows told me]]. [[Jartycuck|Jartycucks]] because they purposely killed their own people to generate foodist gore<ref>[https://hamasmassacre.net hamasmassacre.net]</ref>. Loved by [[Trannies|troons]], [[Adolf Hitler|nazis]], [[Islam|muslims]] and [[niggers]] award. They killed their groups gay leader doe.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBNwUz8Lvs]</ref>
 
{{Troonlibritext|PFLP - VIVALDI TRAISO JUST DONT SEARCH UP WHAT THEY DID TO CACAS IN THE COASTAL ROAD MASSACRE}}. ''Readable version: They are communist PLO and are idolized because some foid who worked for them hijacked planes of completely unrelated countries''
 
There are like 271k or 6 million others but they are all the same shit and [[Truthnuke|will likely get sent to be raped in a jewGOD prison facility]]
 
== Gaza ==
{{Jewquote|OY VEY THIS IS JUST LIKE MY SIX GORILLION SHOES!!!}}{{Gigaquote|killing your own hostages to get rid of foodist arabs}}
The Gazarino is an enclave of Palestine that was controlled by Egypt as the rest of Palestine was being eaten up by Israel in 1948. Eventually, it gained its autonomy in the 1990s as the Palestinians gained control over it, then in 2007 after a bunch of cuckcrying happened and HAMAS began to govern it. In October 7 2023, Hamas decided that they wanted to create DKB and created DAB instead, being wiped while lying about hostage coffin placement, which ended up basically destroying 98% of Gaza and crippling the entirce strip's faculties. Despite all of this Israel somehow had captured barely half of it by the end. This is the source of the all of the left-wingers bitching about human rights. As of 2026 their capital [[Niggerhell|Rafah]] has been completely 'acked GGEEEEGG.
 
== Why do faggots love [[Star Wars|Palpatine]]? ==
Since [[Jews]] are largely responsible for pushing every single leftist ideology, it seems counter-intuitive that leftists would end up supporting "Palestine" over Israel. Its probably just a result of being mentally ill, and most of their "love" is just fake acts with the intent of enhancing their image.  
 
It also probably has to do with the fact that most people who aren't [[Brandon|Trump dicksuckers]] or Jews themselves, just hate Jews, So being on the "[[Decent human being|politically correct]]" side of the war, it gives them a good reason to hate on Jews, but don't outright say it because it's le heckin' antisemetic and not gender affirming, so they will try to mask it with using terms like "[[Safe edgy|Spiritually israeli]]" 
 
Apparently, the mentality of "[[Aryan|white person]] le bad, [[Nigger|black person]] le good" has backfired on them ((even though [[Fact|arabs are closer to ethnic europeans than worthless kikes]])


== Why do faggots love Palpatine? ==
{{Greentext|>nusois believe warrior Z committing mass kidnappings of white slaves means they are closer than white-clustering jews even doe they are turco-arabs}}
Since [[Jews]] are largely responsible for pushing every single leftist ideology, it seems counter-intuitive that leftists would end up supporting "Palestine" over Israel.


Apparently, the mentality of "[[Aryan|white person]] le bad, [[Nigger|black person]] le good" has backfired on them, with leftists hating [[Irony|Israel (the unwholesome nazerinos)]] and supporting "Palestine" (the wholesome brownerinos), despite "Palestinians" being vehemently against [[Faggot|everything else that they support]]. The funny part is that the average Palestinian would stone a [[Faggot|Non-straight]] to death.  
, with leftists hating [[Irony|Israel (the unwholesome nazerinos)]] and supporting "Palestine" (the wholesome brownerinos), despite "Palestinians" being vehemently against [[Faggot|everything else that they support]], except for the 'free unconditional support' part. The funny part is that the average Palestinian would stone a [[Faggot|Non-heterosexual]] to death, but not their [[Warrior-Z (detractor perspective)|younger cousin]] since they are big on incest. This is probably another attempt by jews to create more hate towards European accomplishments, since jews don't consider themselves white.


== Local Residents of "Palestine" ==
== Local Residents of "Palestine" ==
* <s>[[Hamas_2]]</s> <== Meds, xe is a shitalian-chechen-american [[Larp]]ing as a fighter
* <s>[[Hamas_2]]</s> <== Meds, xe is a shitalian-chechen-american [[Larp]]ing as a fighter
* [[Captain Coal]]
* [[Captain Coal]]
* [[Nayib Bukele]] (ev&oe his family left over 100 years ago)
* [[The Palestinian]]
* [[The Palestinian]]
* [[DNB question|Palestinian Children]]
* [[Dead nigger baby|Palestinian Children]]
* [[Jews|The IDF]] (currently [[Foodist|killing the above]])
* [[Jews|The IDF]] (currently [[Failtrolls|killing the above]])
* Hamas (Currently -ACKing the above)
* Hamas (Currently -ACKing the above)
*[[Arabs]]
*Slopjaks


== See also ==
== See also ==

Latest revision as of 17:01, 18 August 2026

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Palestine also known as فلسطين, East Israel, Judea and Samaria or Palpatine refers to rebellious regions in Eretz Yisrael inhabited by arabs who refuse to co-operate with the de-facto israeli control.

Most of them have Israeli IPs, meaning they cannot use the sharty

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Millions of left leaning individuals endorse Palestine, which lead to one zogslave golem named Aaron Bushnell setting xerself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy while shouting free Palestine (died for nothing award). Alongside libcucks, queers, trannies and faggots tend to support the Palestinian cause, which is probably attributed to their incessant need for virtue signaling, this is different from supporting a cause because you think its le good. If you go on social media websites like 'ddit, xitter or bluekike, you would probably notice that almost all furries and troons have a Palestinian flag next to their name.

Modern Palestine consists of 2 main parts, the West Bank and Gaza, with it constantly shrinking.

Despite claiming to hate israel, all of their countries high-level work is done by israel, you usually enter via israel and are surveilled by big 3 letter companies to stop terrorism, GOY

Governments[edit | edit source]

Due to them being inconsistent faggots they have a thrembillion factions, but im gonna summarise it:

PLO/Fatah - Created first, became popular among early pro-palestinians and was funded by soviet union. Leader was rich and actually egyptian, negotiated into hope in 1990s and beats down other factions for UNKNOWN REASONS

Hamas - Most loved by politics larpers. Kidnapperino innocent jews on october 7th or something fawkes noows told me. Jartycucks because they purposely killed their own people to generate foodist gore[1]. Loved by troons, nazis, muslims and niggers award. They killed their groups gay leader doe.[2]

PFLP - VIVALDI TRAISO JUST DONT SEARCH UP WHAT THEY DID TO CACAS IN THE COASTAL ROAD MASSACRE. Readable version: They are communist PLO and are idolized because some foid who worked for them hijacked planes of completely unrelated countries

There are like 271k or 6 million others but they are all the same shit and will likely get sent to be raped in a jewGOD prison facility

Gaza[edit | edit source]

>OY VEY THIS IS JUST LIKE MY SIX GORILLION SHOES!!!
killing your own hostages to get rid of foodist arabs

The Gazarino is an enclave of Palestine that was controlled by Egypt as the rest of Palestine was being eaten up by Israel in 1948. Eventually, it gained its autonomy in the 1990s as the Palestinians gained control over it, then in 2007 after a bunch of cuckcrying happened and HAMAS began to govern it. In October 7 2023, Hamas decided that they wanted to create DKB and created DAB instead, being wiped while lying about hostage coffin placement, which ended up basically destroying 98% of Gaza and crippling the entirce strip's faculties. Despite all of this Israel somehow had captured barely half of it by the end. This is the source of the all of the left-wingers bitching about human rights. As of 2026 their capital Rafah has been completely 'acked GGEEEEGG.

Why do faggots love Palpatine?[edit | edit source]

Since Jews are largely responsible for pushing every single leftist ideology, it seems counter-intuitive that leftists would end up supporting "Palestine" over Israel. Its probably just a result of being mentally ill, and most of their "love" is just fake acts with the intent of enhancing their image.

It also probably has to do with the fact that most people who aren't Trump dicksuckers or Jews themselves, just hate Jews, So being on the "politically correct" side of the war, it gives them a good reason to hate on Jews, but don't outright say it because it's le heckin' antisemetic and not gender affirming, so they will try to mask it with using terms like "Spiritually israeli"

Apparently, the mentality of "white person le bad, black person le good" has backfired on them ((even though arabs are closer to ethnic europeans than worthless kikes)

>nusois believe warrior Z committing mass kidnappings of white slaves means they are closer than white-clustering jews even doe they are turco-arabs

, with leftists hating Israel (the unwholesome nazerinos) and supporting "Palestine" (the wholesome brownerinos), despite "Palestinians" being vehemently against everything else that they support, except for the 'free unconditional support' part. The funny part is that the average Palestinian would stone a Non-heterosexual to death, but not their younger cousin since they are big on incest. This is probably another attempt by jews to create more hate towards European accomplishments, since jews don't consider themselves white.

Local Residents of "Palestine"[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Afghanistan (Another Muslim country)

(((Israel)))

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