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{{Quoting|Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid|Albert [[Epstein|Ein(((stein)))]]}}
'''School''' is a place <s>[[Baldi's Basics|that likes to]] [[FPE|help with learning]]</s> where [[Babyjak|cacas]] are forced to work more than most [[Oldfag|adults]] [[CIA|({{glow|not true, trust me}})]] also there is a [[Gigachad|sperg]] sitting across from me that can't stop moving and picking his nose, help.  
{{Angrycaca|noooooo mama! i no wan go!}}{{Gem}}
[[File:Blackboard soyjak school classroom writing text crossed arms stubble glasses.png|thumb| {{Quote|>Alright, class...}}]]
'''School''' also known as '''[[Niggerhell]] 2.0''' is a magical place, in which [[Babyjak|cacas]] are sent to learn about the [[Holocaust]], [[Trannies|trans rights]], how to engage in [[Faggots|anal sex]], and why [[niggers]] never did nuffin. It is a place of connection, and absolutely NO FUCKING BIGOTRY. [[Soyteen|Soyteens]], [[Chudjak|Chuds]], and [[Autism|smart]]/[[ADHD|gifted]] people are known to detest school for these reasons, and because posting on [[4chan]] or the [[Soyjak.party|Sharty]] on your school computer is usually not possible (unless you use your brain and learn what a [[VPN]] is). School is the center of many [[Conspiracy theory|conspiracy theories]], both true and retarded, likely due to how large and corrupt the school systems of many countries are. One of these theories stems from the idea that a few teachings that essentially shaped modern schooling were also the basis of the [[MKUltra]] experiments{{CitationNeeded}}. Outside of the first world (and in [[Niggers|darker areas]]), school is a den for [[Rape|criminal behavior]] and [[Grooming|degeneracy]] due to the difficulty of managing often thousands of [[Jartycuck|hormonal third-worlders]] for [[67|6-7]] hours out of the day.  


During times from 7am to 3pm CDT the post hours drop dramatically and a lot of [[Self-insert syndrome|markipliers]] talk about the subject.
School varies between countries and, within America, states, by ethnic and political makeup. For example, many schools in [[Donald Trump|red states]] will be bearable for Chuds and normal people, as they lack the power to constantly annoy everyone, but are underfunded. Many schools in blue states will be more funded, but have many [[Trannies|dysgenic faggots]] that interrupt class every few minutes to [[Autism|loudly stim]] and/or teach everyone about their [[Shit nobody cares about|niche interests]] and [[Gooning|porn collection]].
== In relation to the Sharty ==
[[File:Unban sharty on school wifi.png|thumb|218x218px|Oppressed slavix soyteen's 'toss on suggesting to unban the 'arty from school wifi]]
School is a touchy subject among 'teens. It is widely disliked by Soyteens because it prevents them from doing the real important things in life, like making 'jaks and editing [[this very wiki]] as they should. [[Truthnuke|School is for retards who don't trust their instincts, anyways]]. It is often lamented in [['toss|'tosses]], depicted as [[Niggerhell]] where the most degenerate, dysgenic retards are shoved into a classroom and do retarded shit for 45 minutes to an hour until lunchtime, which is basically [[FPE|Special Education]]. Many [[Self-insert syndrome|neutralposters]] may make posts on the Sharty about school, or the fact that they are posting from their school laptop. (NOTE: This is fucking retarded, openly saying you are posting from your school will now get you 'nished, because the sharty is an [[Cacacaust|18+ website]].) NEVER sign up to your own computer with a school account, [[Schizophrenia|the class teacher can see everything if xe's obsessed enough]] and also some colleges openly reject applications for [[Chud|le heckin chud behaviour online]], use a vpn you fucking nigger.


== Criticism ==
[[Nobody|A few people]] have floated the idea of Soy School, in which people learn about [[Soystory]], [[Portal:Soyfare|Soyfare]], and [[Soyspeak]], but this would be really fucking retarded and probably [[Brap|smell horrendous]] if executed IRL.


The stuff where people say that work is worse than school is all LIES. In work, you choose your profession; in school, you are given stupid stuff. And it is not the topics that make the work tough—it is the awful teachers that never do anything other than check their goddamn emails or make sure they do not "deadname" the trannies.  
== In relation to [[Science|Science™]] ==
At all levels of school, a required subject to learn is science. For most students, it is a challenging subject, especially the tests. However, [[Asians|some students]] get a perfect score on every test because their parents force them to spend every moment of their childhood studying, so that they can become a [[Dr. Fauci|doctor]] later in life [[Amerimutt|or something]].


Speaking of which, the second worst thing about school, or the worst thing about school overall, are the awful children that make up the school, such as [[You|spergs]], who I guess cannot help themselves from years of alienation, so I will excuse them{{CitationNeeded|I just don't want to get killed, okay?}}.  
In higher education, classes cost thousands of dollars, including the [[Shit nobody cares about|prerequisite classes]] that you VVILL take (few of which are actually science classes) before you actually start studying your major. After a few more years of school, you will receive a degree. Depending on the degree, you may finally become one of [[The Experts]], and make more money than average, but not always enough to pay back debts after going to school for 4 or more additional years and becoming an Expert. Going through this process is a reason why people admire Soyentists.


HOWEVER, there are trannies that wear pride flag socks and gloves, and ugly people, which I simply do not like looking at whatsoever. There is also this idiotic program at my high school that allows the people with the lowest grades but the highest chromosome counts to come into the school to be "Nurses," who are either morbidly obese or trannies.  
Teachers VVILL teach about how [[Covid-19|vaccines]] work and why they are le good.


Why the heck would I want to trust these "people," downsies, with my health? My father got into a work accident in a black neighborhood, and the doctors there were pretty good, but compared to these idiots, they were HIGHLY EDUCATED MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS (also, there were 3 fried chicken joints in a 30-foot radius, but they need them for the difficult times a hospital visit can bring). Also, about two-thirds of my teachers ONLY LOOK AT THEIR EMAILS AND DON'T TEACH THE CLASS. I do like my business class a lot, but sadly, my whole school schedule is not business :(.
Teachers VVILL NOT cover [[Thrembo]] in any of their lectures.


'''School kills creativity{{CitationNeeded|look it up}} btw, if that matters.'''
[[Selfish Little Fuck|Teachers VVILL NOT accept "it just is, ok?" as a correct explanation to a test answer]].{{CitationNeeded|they just won't, ok?}}


Long story short school is a soul draining part of society that [[Klaus Schwab|Schwab]] intends to make 24/7 with no summer or breaks.
== In relation to raiding ==
{{Main|Raiding}}


(ALSO ALL TEACHERS ARE POWER HUNGRY AND IF YOU SLIGHTLY ANNOY THEM YOU GET AN IRL [[Ban|BAN]]!)
=== Zoom bombing ===
{{Deadmeme|title=Zoom bombing}}
'''Zoom bombing''' is an [[Ancientposting|ancient]] practice of early Sharty raids in which someone would leak a Zoom code to /raid/ or look for an unguarded Zoom call to [[rape]]. This was often done by spamming the [[Niggers|Nigger Word]], vile [[Thugging|homosexual negro pornography]], and Sharty material. This was often the Zoom calls of people's online schools, as this was quite commonplace during {{Echoes|The Kikedown}} due to [[Fauci|Faucist]] pigs. Zoom bombing has totally died out due to Zoom itself losing popularity, both as a video-calling app and due to the reopening of most schools in America by 2022.


This is true because I was just walking around my school and then I got in trouble for doing so during my lunch break, then I was put in the office and I was forced to miss 15 minutes of my [[Transphobia|Biology]] class because I "argued with the teachers". I think hopefully I will do online school{{CitationNeeded|no more snow days though}}.
=== Schoolnukes ===
{{SeeAlso|Major inconvenience}}
A '''Schoolnuke''', or '''{{Redglow|SCHQQLNVKE}}''', is the practice of notifying a degenerate individual's school or college about their harrowing behavior online. This was widely employed in many Sharty raids, most notably [[Operation 9/11]] and [[Operation No Nut November]] to force people to either go into hiding or end their disgusting activities. It was absolutely vital in making [[gooners]] seethe and attempt to take the [[moral high ground]] in defense of their favorite child-enjoying porn artists, to the humor of MANY 'teens, their sudden moral epiphanies seen as hypocritical for people constantly bemoaning [[Moralfag|moralfags]] and [[Christianity (supporter perspective)|Christians]].


'''THE ULTIMATE PURPOSE OF SCHOOL IS TO PRODUCE OBEDIENT GOYCATTLE FOR THE BUREAUCRATIC STATE APPARATUS'''
=== IRL trolling ===
{{Tip|Hanging around schools is a VERY BAD IDEA if you're old. Putting up gemmy fliers is funny, but do it on your own campus and always conceal yourself if the material is chuddy.}}
IRL trolling usually just consists of putting up 'jaks or Soy-related posters around your campus, and maybe making fun of trannies occasionally. It is generally a bad idea if you don't go to said school, but is usually no biggie if it's a college campus.


if you think about it, all government schools are ultimately controlled by the same people, workers within the school system being hired by higher management whose positions are ultimately decided by the higher ups in the government. The amount of funding public schools are given and the curriculum taught in the schools is unilaterally decided by the school, with very little choice being given to the parents. Why wouldn't the government, then, fill the curriculum, especially the social sciences, with a constant stream and barrage of globalist, NWO propaganda? The results of this are clear, history is taught in schools almost always in a way in which the "heroes" are the ones promoting multiculturalism, trannyism, progressivism, feminism and all sorts of unnatural illogical shit. Kids are taught to hate their ancestry and to defer to school authorities as a way to break up their natural family connections. Groomers within the school system encourage children, in the greatest act of shame and separation possible from the family unit, to do disgusting things like take poisonous hormones and cut off their penises behind the backs of their parents, to the point where some of them KILL themselves because of how alienated they feel from their families. They require you to stay in their brainwashing facilities to prevent you from learning to work while young and get married and start a family at the prime of your life (early 20s) whilst in so-called sex-education (grooming) classes encourage minors to become whores and permanently destroy their ability to form long term connections before they even become adults. The systematic destruction of the family unit and the weakening of the individual is indicative of the ultimate goal of these brainwashing facilities, which is to centralize all judicious, cultural, and political power of the society into a tiny satanistic cabbal of cannibalistic New World Order elites. '''Wake up, goyim...'''
As a general rule, anything that would make a normie DOCTOS ([[Nazism|Swastikas]], the Nigger Word, you get the idea) is not a good idea unless you [[Feraljak|wear a mask]].
 
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Attending school is completely pointless. Your teacher has to divide his (more often than not half-assed) explanations among more than 20 children, at least half of which either shouldn't or don't even '''want''' to be there, not to mention that the teacher also shouldn't be there, not to mention that he doesn't even want to be there. Whereas if you were to simply study from a textbook, the internet (, or a recording of a lecture or a {{quote|>video essay}} [[File:Wewjak.jpg|30px|frameless]]) on your own, you could gain double the knowledge in half the time. If you require an entire seperate human being you can interact with to answer your questions and babysit you because you can't find the answers on your own, you are mentally deficient, you should give up learning, and you should <s>take a manual labor job and maximize your lousy [[Factoid|potential]]</s> grab the lasso and [[ack]]. Contrary to what trannies, pretentious educatators, and soyboys with room temperature IQs will tell you, learning from a book is no worse than learning from a teacher (or an interactive computer-assisted course or some other terrible medium they just came up with). And when taking into account surrounding factors like the price of non-living learning materials such as books or lecture recordings (both zero, BTW: https://annas-archive.org, https://youtube.com{{cn|{{Glowtext|datamining warning}}}}) compared to that of living materials such as a teacher or a course, or how a teacher or professor has to attend to many people at the same time, '''learning from non-living materials is cheaper, quicker, more efficient, and ultimately better than from living materials.'''
 
== War on boys ==
 
School discriminates against boys. Boys get lower grades, are more likely to be held back, suspended, expelled, [[Or something|and other such punishments]] [[CIA|({{glow|lies, we are NOT female supremacists and you WILL be getting beheaded for saying that}})]]. Whatever happened to letting "boys be boys?" Take these two cases: In one, a [[Babyjak|seven-year-old boy]] was sent home for nibbling a Pop Tart into a [[gun]]. In another, a teacher was so alarmed by a picture drawn by a student (of a sword fight), that the boy's parents were summoned in for a conference. In short, boys in America's schools (and outside of America too, [[Amerimutt|bitch ass nigga]]) are routinely punished for being active, competitive, and restless. In other words, boys can no longer be boys. Men and boys who aspire to become men—are in a sorry state. If only there were an organization to encourage boys to strive for goodness, self-mastery, and excellence! Of course, such an institution already exists—or at least it did. What happened to it? <ref>https://www.prageru.com/search?query=masculinity</ref> Feminism is the cause of the decline of birth in the [[Amerimutt|West]], which acts as a scapegoat for mass immigration <ref>Stephan Balliet said this part{{CitationNeeded|he just did, okay?}}</ref>.
 
[[Schizophrenia|{{Redtext|BLOOD IS FUEL, AND THE TEACHERS AND PRINCIPALS ARE PACKED WITH IT. SIPHON EVERY LAST DROP FROM THEIR BODIES.}}]]{{CitationNeeded|DO IT FAGGOT}}
 
== Wanna take some notes, [[Shoyta|boys]]? ==
dab on her do a whip yeah do the nae nae now do the nae nae yeah do the whip yeah now do the nae nae
 
== Computer Science Posting ==
Some 'teens who are studying computer science often post in the Class Computers. However, unlike normal computers, the amount of 'jakking that can be done is very low since it bothers {{Echoes|them}}
 
Some [[Soyteen|soyteens]] (I) bring their (my) laptop to school and post on the IRC and 'log but they are (I am) limited on how much they (I) can post since they (I) sit at the front of the class and they are (I am) scared of getting [[Coinslot|'slotted]] for [[Normie|everyone behind them]] ([[Normie|everyone behind me]]) to see.
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Latest revision as of 11:30, 21 August 2026

This topic attracts minors!
The following subject attracts people below the age of 18.
You WILL remind them that they have school tomorrow and that they should eat their veggies!
> Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid <
Albert Ein(((stein)))
noooooo mama! i no wan go!
This page is a gem.
>Alright, class...

School also known as Niggerhell 2.0 is a magical place, in which cacas are sent to learn about the Holocaust, trans rights, how to engage in anal sex, and why niggers never did nuffin. It is a place of connection, and absolutely NO FUCKING BIGOTRY. Soyteens, Chuds, and smart/gifted people are known to detest school for these reasons, and because posting on 4chan or the Sharty on your school computer is usually not possible (unless you use your brain and learn what a VPN is). School is the center of many conspiracy theories, both true and retarded, likely due to how large and corrupt the school systems of many countries are. One of these theories stems from the idea that a few teachings that essentially shaped modern schooling were also the basis of the MKUltra experiments[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]. Outside of the first world (and in darker areas), school is a den for criminal behavior and degeneracy due to the difficulty of managing often thousands of hormonal third-worlders for 6-7 hours out of the day.

School varies between countries and, within America, states, by ethnic and political makeup. For example, many schools in red states will be bearable for Chuds and normal people, as they lack the power to constantly annoy everyone, but are underfunded. Many schools in blue states will be more funded, but have many dysgenic faggots that interrupt class every few minutes to loudly stim and/or teach everyone about their niche interests and porn collection.

In relation to the Sharty[edit | edit source]

Oppressed slavix soyteen's 'toss on suggesting to unban the 'arty from school wifi

School is a touchy subject among 'teens. It is widely disliked by Soyteens because it prevents them from doing the real important things in life, like making 'jaks and editing this very wiki as they should. School is for retards who don't trust their instincts, anyways. It is often lamented in 'tosses, depicted as Niggerhell where the most degenerate, dysgenic retards are shoved into a classroom and do retarded shit for 45 minutes to an hour until lunchtime, which is basically Special Education. Many neutralposters may make posts on the Sharty about school, or the fact that they are posting from their school laptop. (NOTE: This is fucking retarded, openly saying you are posting from your school will now get you 'nished, because the sharty is an 18+ website.) NEVER sign up to your own computer with a school account, the class teacher can see everything if xe's obsessed enough and also some colleges openly reject applications for le heckin chud behaviour online, use a vpn you fucking nigger.

A few people have floated the idea of Soy School, in which people learn about Soystory, Soyfare, and Soyspeak, but this would be really fucking retarded and probably smell horrendous if executed IRL.

In relation to Science™[edit | edit source]

At all levels of school, a required subject to learn is science. For most students, it is a challenging subject, especially the tests. However, some students get a perfect score on every test because their parents force them to spend every moment of their childhood studying, so that they can become a doctor later in life or something.

In higher education, classes cost thousands of dollars, including the prerequisite classes that you VVILL take (few of which are actually science classes) before you actually start studying your major. After a few more years of school, you will receive a degree. Depending on the degree, you may finally become one of The Experts, and make more money than average, but not always enough to pay back debts after going to school for 4 or more additional years and becoming an Expert. Going through this process is a reason why people admire Soyentists.

Teachers VVILL teach about how vaccines work and why they are le good.

Teachers VVILL NOT cover Thrembo in any of their lectures.

Teachers VVILL NOT accept "it just is, ok?" as a correct explanation to a test answer.[they just won't, ok?]

In relation to raiding[edit | edit source]

Main article: Raiding

Zoom bombing[edit | edit source]

Zoom bombing is a DEAD MEMEPay your respects here.

Zoom bombing is an ancient practice of early Sharty raids in which someone would leak a Zoom code to /raid/ or look for an unguarded Zoom call to rape. This was often done by spamming the Nigger Word, vile homosexual negro pornography, and Sharty material. This was often the Zoom calls of people's online schools, as this was quite commonplace during (((The Kikedown))) due to Faucist pigs. Zoom bombing has totally died out due to Zoom itself losing popularity, both as a video-calling app and due to the reopening of most schools in America by 2022.

Schoolnukes[edit | edit source]

See also: Major inconvenience

A Schoolnuke, or SCHQQLNVKE, is the practice of notifying a degenerate individual's school or college about their harrowing behavior online. This was widely employed in many Sharty raids, most notably Operation 9/11 and Operation No Nut November to force people to either go into hiding or end their disgusting activities. It was absolutely vital in making gooners seethe and attempt to take the moral high ground in defense of their favorite child-enjoying porn artists, to the humor of MANY 'teens, their sudden moral epiphanies seen as hypocritical for people constantly bemoaning moralfags and Christians.

IRL trolling[edit | edit source]

Hanging around schools is a VERY BAD IDEA if you're old. Putting up gemmy fliers is funny, but do it on your own campus and always conceal yourself if the material is chuddy.

IRL trolling usually just consists of putting up 'jaks or Soy-related posters around your campus, and maybe making fun of trannies occasionally. It is generally a bad idea if you don't go to said school, but is usually no biggie if it's a college campus.

As a general rule, anything that would make a normie DOCTOS (Swastikas, the Nigger Word, you get the idea) is not a good idea unless you wear a mask.

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