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[[File:Froot Cobson.png|thumb|[[Froot]], uh notable italian in uh the soysphere]] | [[File:Froot Cobson.png|thumb|[[Froot]], uh notable italian in uh the soysphere]] | ||
[[File:114675 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|250px|[[Brunetto]], a popular uh soyjak subvariant throughoutuh 2023]] | [[File:114675 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|250px|[[Brunetto]], a popular uh soyjak subvariant throughoutuh 2023]] | ||
'''[[Agartha|Italia]]''', also known as uh [[Projection|'''Shitaly''']] by [[ | '''[[Agartha|Italia]]''', also known as uh [[Projection|'''Shitaly''']] by [[Attentionwhore|it'suh]] [[Mexiwhore|haters]], is a [[Aryan|mediterranean]] country in uh [[Euromutt|Europe]], and the successor to the Roman Empire.{{cn}} They are uh best known for spaghetti and are uh [[Italo-Argentine War|eternal enemies]] with uh <s>[[Argentina]]</s> <- (Even doe the anti-italian argentines are uh actually [[Peruvianmutt|bolivian-uh]] [[Xitter immigrant|immigrants-uh]] who hate Italy {{Keyedtext|[[Gigachad|because-uh italians discriminate against-uh them in Argentina]] [[Pepelaugh|GEEEEEG]], also-uh most Argentinians have-uh Italian-uh ancestry)}}. Italians are also bestuh known for speaking like-uh this. [[SNCA:Julius_Caesar|Julius Caesar]] is like-uh itsuh founder o qualcosa del genere. | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
Revision as of 03:11, 5 July 2026
This page is about Europoors or something like that.Shart on every page revision for AMERICAN TRVMP-GIVEN PATRIQTIC TRVTH or whatever.
Italia, also known as uh Shitaly by it'suh haters, is a mediterranean country in uh Europe, and the successor to the Roman Empire.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?] They are uh best known for spaghetti and are uh eternal enemies with uh Argentina <- (Even doe the anti-italian argentines are uh actually bolivian-uh immigrants-uh who hate Italy because-uh italians discriminate against-uh them in Argentina GEEEEEG, also-uh most Argentinians have-uh Italian-uh ancestry)🗝️. Italians are also bestuh known for speaking like-uh this. Julius Caesar is like-uh itsuh founder o qualcosa del genere.
History
In the hundredsuh BC, Italy grew as the Roman Empire and owned most of Europe and uh North Africa. In the hundreds AD the Roman Empire would uh split into a Western Italian Roman Empire and an Eastern uh Greek Roman Empire. German barbarians woulduh ravage the Western Italian One [a] and the dark ages would begin.
The dark ages woulduh end when an Italian would startuh the renaissance inuh the 1400s.
During the early 1800's the Italian peninsula woulduh unify and modern Italy would be uh born.
In uh the 1920's Mussolini woulduh take power anduh create Fascism. In the 1930's they would align with uh Germany and create uh the Axis. They already had uh some African Colonies and invaded Ethiopia during uh this uh time. In uh 1939 WWII woulduh begin and they had an infamous reputation of uhsucking. Later Italy woulduh be invaded and split into Allieduh South and Axisuh Northuh. The Southuh side woulduh win and Mussolini was uh killed and uh hung. Italy wasn't uh split like uh Germany and allied withuh the west during the Cold War.
The troubles
Main article: The Troubles
An obsessed-uh conflict between uh France also known as frogposters and uh shitalalalallaryans happened o algo
Famous Italians
See also
Notes
- ↑ which isuh ironic when you uhrealize they would later become uh the Holy Roman Empire a couple hundred years later
