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Revision as of 14:32, 9 August 2026

>Though maybe you were looking for Smugjak or Poopson?
>OYYY PEDONIGGERSS

Archived template in use: {{SoysurgencyHeader}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.

SMUGLET POSTERS ARE PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILES!You can help by notifying the authorities, and ordering 'za to xis house
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This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.
Smuglet is a forced meme?submitted 2 hours ago by u/coal_poster_69
Heckin' downvoted
🤣 Rest in piss, Smuglet 🤣Smoking that Smuglet pack tonight. 💯
Posting this shit WILL get you banned now.

Smuglet , also known as Poopson, is a currently banned🗝️ nuvariant that has quickly become widely hated due to its association with lolicon. Initially posted by some literal who, the post was considered adorable by some users, while others disliked it.

It was then largely forced by a namefag, Finocide, and has been posted over 100 times by other users, and baiters within the span of a few weeks despite being near-universally hated. The variant was traced from the namefag Macaroni's profile picture, which is part of a tranime art trend called "Mutsuki Face" depicting characters of all ages in a chibiesque style; it comes from the jartypedololicuck """game""" Blue Archive , which is itself infamous for its pedophile fanbase and frequent inclusion of lolicon. Keep in mind for later that the character from Macaroni's profile picture looks very much underage in official art.

On June 26, 2026, a SoyBooru user called funkydealer was banned by Warrior-Z for uploading a picture of the variant with a BBC in its mouth. A thread was created shortly after this ban. However, the ban would be reversed🔒 by Mustard with little to no consultation, as he did not consider the variant to actually be lolicon without knowing anything about its origins. After he faced backlash for this, he proceeded to lock the original thread, leading to Warrior-Z making another one. This may have been the direct cause of the admincaust. Although the tag for this variant still exists, new uploads from this variant were subsequently banned by Cobblestone, killing it from the 'ru to the relief of hunkies who would have been baited by it on a daily basis. As of July 5, 2026, it has been unbanned.

On July 27, 2026, after one month, another retarded user named Glisterald reuploaded antimatter with Smuglet where it's depicted with a spade and heart tattoo on its cheek; moreover, he uploaded porn with a penis in its mouth. Later Glisterald explained that he wanted this variant to be banned, but his reputation was ruined even more after Furcord leaks where he said that Smuglet is built for BBC. The posts were deleted first, but then Mustard restored them, which caused many controversies and led to Wiki Furcord crisis.

On August 9, 2026, it was finally banned from soyjak.party

Reception

Smuglet is widely despised for the aforementioned reasons, mainly for being a pedophilic variant traced from a chinkslop gacha game, and obviously for being bait. The variant is defended by the worst baiters, spammers, forcers, and degenerates in SoyBooru, and it further cemented the reputation of the site under Mustard when it was unbanned, and was furthermore wordfiltered to "thing that makes my clitty leak", as if clitty leaking over pedophiles was a bad thing. By far one of the most brimstone variants ever made, and is the most likely candidate for Poopson. Since smuglet appeared an admincaust was enacted, edit wars became more common over the topic, a seventh soysurgency happened due to smuglet's relation to the Furcord leaks. Truly, the worst variant to ever be made unless a variant worse than it rivals it.

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Smuglet
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Smuglet
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the obsessed brimstone that is killing SoyBooru
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