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{{tw|{{Hitlergentina}}{{Brappy}}|{{Kosher}}}}{{infobox country
{{tw|{{Hitlergentina}}|{{Brappy}}{{Kosher}}}}{{Infobox country
|name=República Argentina (Argentine Republic)
|name=Argentine Republic
|native_name=''República Argentina''
|image=1823 - SoyBooru.png
|image=1823 - SoyBooru.png
|capital=Buenos Aires
|languages=Spanish
|languages=Spanish
|religion=Christianity
|ethnic_groups=Relatively [[white]] majority {{cn}}
|demonym=Argentinian
|religion=Secular State, but [[Christian]] majority
|government=[[Javier Milei]] (Slut 4 israeli cock)
|demonym={{nationality|ar}}
|established=July 9, 1816; {{age|9 July 1816}} years ago
|government={{echoes|Israeli}} satellite
|population=45,958,524 (as of March 11 2026)
* '''President:''' [[Javier Milei]]
|ethnic_groups=[[aryan|White]] (96.5%), Native (2.80%), Black (0.70%) {{cn}}
|established='''Independence:''' July 9th, 1816 ({{age|9 July 1816}} years ago)<br>
|currency=Argentinian Peso (ARS)
'''Current Constitution:''' August 22nd, 1994
|largest_city=Buenos Aires|capital=Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires (CABA)}}
|population=45 million
'''Argentina''', officially la '''República Argentina (Argentine Republic)''', is a third world [[Niggerhell|shithole]] in South America. It is [[best known for]] being the first country to have [[Aryan|white-skinned]] [[niggers]], due the vast majority of the population being [[Shitskin|castizos and mestizos]] that like to [[larp]] as white [[shitalian]]s.
|currency=Argentinian Peso (<code>ARS</code>)}}


The origins of the Argentinians can be traced back to the mixing between [[Spain|Spanish]] colonizers and the indigenous tribes in the Viceroyalty of Río de La Plata, however some years after being liberated from Spain by [[Gigachad|José De San Martín]] and their declaration of independence on 9th July 1816, a wave of [[europe]]an immigration promoted by Domingo Faustino Sarmiento's government would fill the country with [[Wypipo|raycis white devils]] who would mix with the mestizos in the area, creating a race of 75% european niggers with white skin who think they're the master race.
'''Argentina''', officially the '''Argentine Republic''', is a third world [[Niggerhell|shithole]] in South America. It is [[best known for]] the massive [[shitalian]] [[immigration]] during WW2, which along with many other factors lead to a high development the country has been losing to oblivion since the 70's, and heavily influenced their modern gastronomy and dialect. It's also the origin of argentinians being depicted with [[Jews|bug noses]] which is a common facial feature in Italy.
Thanks to the CHAD Julio Argentino Roca, all indigenous tribes would be exterminated from certain areas of the country <sup><abbr>''[he didnt even kill all the indigenous tribes]''</abbr></sup> because of how ugly they were.
The rest of their history would consist of losing or giving up every single conflict they entered asides of the triple alliance war where they gang raped paraGuAY with 2 more countries.


Argentina is also known because of the massive shitalian [[immigration]] during WW2, which along with many other factors lead to a high development the country has been losing to oblivion since the 70's, and heavily influenced their modern gastronomy and dialect. It's also the origin of argentinians being depicted with big [[kike]] noses which is a common facial feature in Italy.
== History ==


== Himno Nacional Argentino (Argentine National Anthem) ==
The origins of the Argentinians can be traced back to the mixing between [[Spain|Spanish]] colonizers and the [[Injun]] tribes in the Viceroyalty of Río de La Plata, however some years after being liberated from Spain by [[Gigachad|José de San Martín]] and their declaration of independence on 9th July 1816, a wave of [[europe|European]] immigration promoted by Domingo Faustino Sarmiento's government would fill the country with [[Wypipo|raycis yt devils]] who would mix with the mestizos in the area, creating a race of 75% european niggers with white skin who think they're the master race.
Like every country in the world, Argentina has a national anthem that represents [[Calm|its history, patriotism, and desire for freedom]]. Written by [[Gigachad|Vicente López y Planes]] and [[Music|composed]] by [[Gigachad|Blas Parera]] in 1813, it became one of the main symbols of Argentina.
[[chud|Julio Argentino Roca]], the President from 1880 to [[1904]], enacted [[TND|TID]] {{cn|he didnt even kill all the indigenous tribes}} because of how ugly they were. The rest of their history would consist of losing or giving up every single conflict they entered asides of the Triple Alliance War where they gang raped [[Paraguay|paraGAY]].


Somehow, the Argentine National Anthem was considered [[Fact|the best national anthem in the world]]<ref>https://www.lacapital.com.ar/informacion-general/el-himno-nacional-argentino-fue-elegido-como-el-mejor-del-mundo-n10084702.html</ref> btw, if that matters.
=== Falklands War ===
 
=== Lyrics ===
<blockquote>[[File:Himno Nacional Argentino.mp3|thumb|Our beautiful national anthem.]]''Oíd, mortales, el grito sagrado:''
 
''¡Libertad! ¡libertad! ¡libertad!''
 
''¡Oíd el ruido de rotas cadenas:''
 
''Ved en trono a la noble igualdad!''
 
 
''Ya su trono dignísimo abrieron''
 
''Las Provincias Unidas del Sud''
 
''Y los libres del mundo responden:''
 
''¡Al gran pueblo argentino, salud!''
 
''¡Al gran pueblo argentino, salud!''
 
 
''Y los libres del mundo responden:''
 
''¡Al gran pueblo argentino, salud!''
 
''Y los libres del mundo responden:''
 
''¡Al gran pueblo argentino, salud!''
 
 
''Sean eternos los laureles''
 
''Que supimos conseguir''
 
''Que supimos conseguir''
 
''Coronados de gloria vivamos''


[[File:126172 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|300px]]
{{BritishEnglish|This crumpet is an English win.}}
The Falkland Islands, called "Islas Malvinas" by coping Argentinians, are literal [[SNCA]] islands on the south of Argentina, occupied by the British since 1833 (Argies didn't even give a fuck back then, not even when brits along the french assaulted the Paraná river and got BTFO'd).


''¡O juremos con gloria morir!''
In 1982, Argentina started a [[retarded]] war to take back the Falkland islands from the British, who had a [[thrembo|thrembillion]] times more powerful army, as a last-ditch effort to save their debilitated public image. The British had support from [[Chile]], who offered strategic points on their territory. Unsuprisingly, they lost the war and 649 niggers (most of them [[caca]]s who just turned 18 and didn't know how to use a rifle) died for nothing. Argentinians still leak and have a very controversial image because of this war and other decisions of their {{glowtext|military dictatorship}} to this day.


''¡O juremos con gloria morir!''
== Is Argentina white? ==
 
''¡O juremos con gloria morir!''</blockquote>
 
==Is Argentina white?==
Short answer: Somewhat. Argentina is way whiter when compared to other [[latinx]] countries, albeit it falls short when compared to the [[Italy|european countries]] [[Norway|they]] [[Sweden|like to project]] [[Germany|themselves]] [[Netherlands|on]]. It has one of the biggest white populations in South America, but the majority of Argentinians are not really "white"<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20080920172933/http://convergencia.uaemex.mx/rev38/38pdf/LIZCANO.pdf</ref><ref>{{glowtext|https://web.archive.org/web/20070613003008/https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2075.html}}</ref>
Short answer: Somewhat. Argentina is way whiter when compared to other [[latinx]] countries, albeit it falls short when compared to the [[Italy|european countries]] [[Norway|they]] [[Sweden|like to project]] [[Germany|themselves]] [[Netherlands|on]]. It has one of the biggest white populations in South America, but the majority of Argentinians are not really "white"<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20080920172933/http://convergencia.uaemex.mx/rev38/38pdf/LIZCANO.pdf</ref><ref>{{glowtext|https://web.archive.org/web/20070613003008/https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2075.html}}</ref>


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== Provinces ==
== Provinces ==
[[File:ArgentinaProvinces.png|thumb]]
[[File:ArgentinaProvinces.png|thumb]]
*Buenos Aires - Large [[cow]] meat exporter, buck-broken by its Metropolitan Area
*Buenos Aires - Large [[cow]] meat exporter, buck-broken by its Metropolitan Area
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*Santiago del Estero - Southspic [[Incest|Alabama]]
*Santiago del Estero - Southspic [[Incest|Alabama]]
*Misiones and Corrientes - Taken from Paraguay during the Triple Alliance War
*Misiones and Corrientes - Taken from Paraguay during the Triple Alliance War
*Tucumán  
*Tucumán
*Salta
*Salta
*Catamarca
*Catamarca
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*La Rioja
*La Rioja
*[[Nothing|La Pampa]]
*[[Nothing|La Pampa]]
*Neuquén  
*Neuquén
*Rio [[Negro]]
*Rio [[Negro]]
*Chubut - [[Best known for]] a welsh community that was formed around the 1860's and Right Whale sightings
*Chubut - [[Best known for]] a welsh community that was formed around the 1860's and Right Whale sightings
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*Tierra del Fuego - The only developed place left. Known for Ushuaia, the world's southernmost <u>city</u> (pop. 82,615 (2022), an ACTUAL city [[btw]])
*Tierra del Fuego - The only developed place left. Known for Ushuaia, the world's southernmost <u>city</u> (pop. 82,615 (2022), an ACTUAL city [[btw]])


== Falklands War ==
== Notable People ==
[[File:126172 - SoyBooru.png|thumb|300px]]
{{BritishEnglish|This crumpet is an English win.}}
The Falkland Islands, called "Islas Malvinas" by coping Argentinians, are literal [[SNCA]] islands on the south of Argentina, occupied by the British since 1833 (Argies didn't even give a fuck back then, not even when brits along the french assaulted the Paraná river and got BTFO'd by the extinct {{Keyed|Argentine Confederation}}).
 
In 1982, Argentina's de-facto government started a [[retarded]] war to take back the Falkland islands from the British, who had a [[thrembo|thrembillion]] times more powerful army, as a last-ditch effort to save their debilitated public image. The British had support from [[Chile]], who offered strategic points on their territory. Unsuprisingly, they lost the war and 649 niggers (most of them [[caca]]s who just turned 18 and didn't know how to use a rifle) died for nothing. Argentinians still leak and have a very controversial image because of this war and other decisions of their {{glowtext|military dictatorship}} to this day.
 
Argentina eventually got their "revenge" 4 years later during a [[Football|world cup]] match against England, in which Diego Maradona scored a goal with his hand and another one where he dribbled through 6 English players including the goalkeeper. (they genuinely think this is an own, btw. Geg)
 
[[Fact|It was all a CIA psyop to turn argentinians into cuckservative kike lovers]] over the pretext of getting rid of [[Communism|commies]] even doe leftoids have never been relevant on the country and the closest thing is some libtard wannabes who worship Juan Domingo Perón and Che Guevara despise they would hate each other and both would hate libtroons.


==Notable People==
=== In the Soysphere ===
[[File:Hitler argentina.png|thumb|200px|[[Best known for|{{Glowtext|Contrary to popular belief}}]],{{Glowtext|Adolf Hitler did not actually move to Argentina and fake his death which is [[Snopes]] verified}}<ref>https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/germany-argentina-declassified-documents-hitler/</ref>]]
*Curious George
*[[Gigachad|José de San Martín]] - Kicked the spanish empire from half of South America along with [[SNCA:Chile|Bernardo O'Higgins]]
*Juan Manuel de Rosas
*Juan Domingo Perón
*{{Glowtext|Jorge Rafael Videla}} - Killed 30k commies, {{Keyed|and also permitted the torture of jews in various ways, such as having them beaten and shouted at with antisemitic slurs in rooms decorated with swastikas and photos of [[Adolf Hitler]], while songs like the “Horst-Wessel-Lied” or speeches by high-ranking officials of Nazi Germany were played in the background.}} <ref>https://www.perfil.com/noticias/columnistas/antisemitismo-en-la-dictadura-20140629-0034.phtml</ref>
*Che Guevara - {{Lockedtext|Started the commie invasion in Latinx America from Cuba}} even doe xe also {{Keyed|sent faggots to concentration camps}}
*most of the population of trannies and faggots of south america along with Chile and Uruguay (excluding [[Brazil]], but the general population of Brazil hates fags and troons unlike the southern cone which is overall ZOGed and libtarded).
*[[Literally who|Julian Alvarez]] - He was turned into an in-joke to make mexicans and bolivians leak.
*[[Javier Milei]]- Mossad puppet<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4VxoYD7E34&pp=ygUuamF2aWVyIG1pbGVpIHNvYnJlIGlzcmFsZWwgZmVpbm1hbiBiZWZvcmU6MjAyNQ%3D%3D</ref>.
*Some [[Countrywars|country-war]] coalers.
*[[Hitler|Adolf Hitler]] {{Glowtext|(even doe this is debunked).}}
*[[Soccer|Lionel Messi]] - One of the most famous football players.
*[[Aryan|Adolf Eichman]] - Truest argentinian to ever live. {{CitationNeeded|you will never be a german lil branigger.}}
*[[Christianity|Pope Francis]] - Satanist Jesuit who almost tarnished the vatican by letting trannies attend to church.
*Multiple [[soybooru]] namefags.


== Bralatinxggers ==
==== Sharty ====
{{main|Bralatinxggers}}
[[File:Argenbaboon.png|thumb|Average bralatinxgger]]


== Massive Trvthnvke incoming ==
*'''[[Sobot]]''': Former [[kuzist]] [[troon]] [[janny]]
{{NotKosher}}
*'''Mapuche''': [[int/|/int/]] namefag
*'''Argentinx''':[[pol/|/pol/]] namefag
*'''[[Cobson]]''', as seen from satellite imagery<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0715-0243-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16724274.html</ref>


'''<br /><big>EVERYTHING ABOVE IS PROBABLY A [[Lie|LIE]], THEY AREN'T A WHITE MAJORITY</big>, <big>THEY AREN'T GERMAN AND THEY DIDN'T DEFEAT EXTREME POVERTY.</big>''' t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶b̶u̶c̶k̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶s̶k̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶l̶o̶a̶n̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶U̶S̶A̶ ̶G̶E̶G̶.̶''(Even doe argentina repaid back the loan they were given geg)''<ref>https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/argentina-has-repaid-us-currency-swap-deal-2026-01-09/</ref>
==== SoyBooru ====
*{{booruuser|Garf|class=trusted}}: Says he has Argentine ancestry but that changes every once in a while. He actually lives in [[Ohio]].
*{{booruuser|Sabiopajin|class=blocked}}: Countrywar veteran.
*{{booruuser|Dysprosium|class=blocked}}: Hornycuck who got banned by the [[Nabbv|antichrist]] for following porn accounts on [[xitter]].


'''<big>MOST IF NOT ALL OF ARGENTINA POPULATION ARE DESCENDANTS OF JEWISH ASHKENAZI OR BOLIVIANS WHO CROSSED THEIR BORDERS ,</big> <big>[[Truthnuke|THEIR PRESIDENT IS THE NEPHEW OF NETANYAHU WHO READS THE TORAH EVERY DAY AND SAID HE’S CONVERTING TO JUDAISM AFTER HIS PRESIDENCY ENDS]] ([[Jews|giga]]) AND IT'S CURRENTLY THE SLUT OF THE USA.</big>'''
=== Else where ===


'''FUN FACT: THEIR CENSUS ARE KNOWN TO SKIP POOR AND RURAL PROVINCES AND SMALL CITIES, WHY? BECAUSE MOST OF THE COUNTRY IS BROWN (nothing bad about it but they really dont like being called''' '''brown GEG) [[Leakage|<quit coping facundo cantreras you brown chilenigger]]'''
*[[Javier Milei]]
*[[Communism|Che Guevara]]
*[[Catholicism|Pope Francis]]
*[[Soccer|Pissi Cuckitini]]
*Justpassingthrough - Argentinian [[Lee|leebaiter]] and ban evader from Kiwifarms


== See also ==
== See also ==
* [[Italo-Argentine War]]
*[[Italo-Argentine War]]
* [[Chile]]
*[[Bralatinxggers]]
* [[Brazil]]
*[[Chile]]
* [[Southern Cone]]
*[[Brazil]]
*[[Southern Cone]]
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Argentina, officially the Argentine Republic, is a third world shithole in South America. It is best known for the massive shitalian immigration during WW2, which along with many other factors lead to a high development the country has been losing to oblivion since the 70's, and heavily influenced their modern gastronomy and dialect. It's also the origin of argentinians being depicted with bug noses which is a common facial feature in Italy.

History[edit | edit source]

The origins of the Argentinians can be traced back to the mixing between Spanish colonizers and the Injun tribes in the Viceroyalty of Río de La Plata, however some years after being liberated from Spain by José de San Martín and their declaration of independence on 9th July 1816, a wave of European immigration promoted by Domingo Faustino Sarmiento's government would fill the country with raycis yt devils who would mix with the mestizos in the area, creating a race of 75% european niggers with white skin who think they're the master race. Julio Argentino Roca, the President from 1880 to 1904, enacted TID [he didnt even kill all the indigenous tribes] because of how ugly they were. The rest of their history would consist of losing or giving up every single conflict they entered asides of the Triple Alliance War where they gang raped paraGAY.

Falklands War[edit | edit source]

This crumpet is an English win.

The Falkland Islands, called "Islas Malvinas" by coping Argentinians, are literal SNCA islands on the south of Argentina, occupied by the British since 1833 (Argies didn't even give a fuck back then, not even when brits along the french assaulted the Paraná river and got BTFO'd).

In 1982, Argentina started a retarded war to take back the Falkland islands from the British, who had a thrembillion times more powerful army, as a last-ditch effort to save their debilitated public image. The British had support from Chile, who offered strategic points on their territory. Unsuprisingly, they lost the war and 649 niggers (most of them cacas who just turned 18 and didn't know how to use a rifle) died for nothing. Argentinians still leak and have a very controversial image because of this war and other decisions of their military dictatorship to this day.

Is Argentina white?[edit | edit source]

Short answer: Somewhat. Argentina is way whiter when compared to other latinx countries, albeit it falls short when compared to the european countries they like to project themselves on. It has one of the biggest white populations in South America, but the majority of Argentinians are not really "white"[1][2]

Argentina is known for also having borderline zero niggers unlike other latinx countries (e.g Mexico, Brazil, Venezuela), because since slavery was abolished there was no reason to import them. The remaining niggers were eventually erased by being used as cannon fodder in the 1800s wars, dying in epidemics, being outnumbered by european migration and getting ultimately bred out of existence. The idea that landlords sold their slaves to brapzil when slavery was abolished in 1813 is just a myth. Natives were anihilated by both the spaniards in the colonial era, and the Argentinian military afterwards. Who could've guessed spears and arrows were no match to cannons and muskets? Geg.

According to the 2022 census, 2.3% of Argentinians are indigenous and only 0.7% are black.[3][4] By strict definition Argentina is not a white majority country, but it's certainly one of the whitest countries in the niggerhell known as South America, right behind Uruguay which is around 90% white (albeit this is partly because they have a smaller population). Studies suggest that although around 80% of Argentina's population identifies as white, the genetic composition of the average Argentinian is 75% european, 23% redskin and 2% nigger, making most of them just white skinned castizos/mestizos.

Provinces[edit | edit source]

  • Buenos Aires - Large cow meat exporter, buck-broken by its Metropolitan Area
  • Uruguay
  • Ciudad Autónoma de Buenos Aires - Niggerfaggotkike shithole nobody likes (literally the origin place for everything that is wrong with the country)
  • Córdoba
  • Santa Fe
  • Jujuy - Bolivian colony
  • Formosa - Paraguayan colony
  • Chaco - Bolivian colony ½
  • Santiago del Estero - Southspic Alabama
  • Misiones and Corrientes - Taken from Paraguay during the Triple Alliance War
  • Tucumán
  • Salta
  • Catamarca
  • Entre Ríos
  • San Luis
  • San Juan
  • Mendoza
  • La Rioja
  • La Pampa
  • Neuquén
  • Rio Negro
  • Chubut - Best known for a welsh community that was formed around the 1860's and Right Whale sightings
  • Santa Cruz
  • Tierra del Fuego - The only developed place left. Known for Ushuaia, the world's southernmost city (pop. 82,615 (2022), an ACTUAL city btw)

Notable People[edit | edit source]

In the Soysphere[edit | edit source]

Sharty[edit | edit source]

SoyBooru[edit | edit source]

  • Garf: Says he has Argentine ancestry but that changes every once in a while. He actually lives in Ohio.
  • Sabiopajin: Countrywar veteran.
  • Dysprosium: Hornycuck who got banned by the antichrist for following porn accounts on xitter.

Else where[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20080920172933/http://convergencia.uaemex.mx/rev38/38pdf/LIZCANO.pdf
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20070613003008/https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2075.html
  3. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240710224845/https://censo.gob.ar/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/c2022_tp_poblacion_afrodescendiente_c1.xlsx
  4. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20250614215039/https://censo.gob.ar/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/c2022_tp_poblacion_indigena_c1.xlsx
  5. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0715-0243-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16724274.html
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