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'''Norway''' or '''Norgay''' is a country in Northern Europe. It borders [[Sweden]] and is [[best known for]] being the number 1 producer of [[coal]] in Europe. It also has a border with [[Finland]] and a very small border with [[Russia]]. | '''Norway''' or '''Norgay''' is a country in Northern Europe. It borders [[Sweden]] and is [[best known for]] being the number 1 producer of [[coal]] in Europe. It also has a border with [[Finland]] and a very small border with [[Russia]]. | ||
[[ | [[Lie|Norway is a vantablack brimstone straight from the darkest pits of Niggerhell]]. We hate Norway so much because they're against [[Sweden|swedes]] and [[Finland|Finns]]. Norway is also very [[Faggot|gay]]<ref>https://www.regjeringen.no/en/dokumenter/lgbt_guidelines/id723036/</ref> <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLcnY2txfJw</ref> so we hate them much, much more. In the thumb image attached on the right you can see the very strong army of Cryway. | ||
They’re also complete cucks for criminals. Their prisons are heckin’ wholesome and forbid torture and cruel punishment<ref>https://2009-2017.state.gov/j/drl/rls/hrrpt/2007/100577.htm</ref>. They just refuse to kill the most horrible murderers, and the highest sentence they can give is 21 years unless you’re a literal war criminal{{CitationNeeded|THOUGH this lowered recidivism because criminals are people just like (You) with their own emotions and an ability to change ❤️}} | They’re also complete cucks for criminals. Their prisons are heckin’ wholesome and forbid torture and cruel punishment<ref>https://2009-2017.state.gov/j/drl/rls/hrrpt/2007/100577.htm</ref>. They just refuse to kill the most horrible murderers, and the highest sentence they can give is 21 years unless you’re a literal war criminal{{CitationNeeded|THOUGH this lowered recidivism because criminals are people just like (You) with their own emotions and an ability to change ❤️}} | ||
Revision as of 13:59, 3 May 2026
>Though maybe you were looking for Capital of Norway?
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This page is heavily biased.(You) VVILL edit the page and make it neutral.
Norway or Norgay is a country in Northern Europe. It borders Sweden and is best known for being the number 1 producer of coal in Europe. It also has a border with Finland and a very small border with Russia.
Norway is a vantablack brimstone straight from the darkest pits of Niggerhell. We hate Norway so much because they're against swedes and Finns. Norway is also very gay[1] [2] so we hate them much, much more. In the thumb image attached on the right you can see the very strong army of Cryway.
They’re also complete cucks for criminals. Their prisons are heckin’ wholesome and forbid torture and cruel punishment[3]. They just refuse to kill the most horrible murderers, and the highest sentence they can give is 21 years unless you’re a literal war criminal[THOUGH this lowered recidivism because criminals are people just like (You) with their own emotions and an ability to change ❤️]
Warrior-Z lives here btw, if that matters
History
| > | Eww, why does the stream say I'm from Norway? | < |
| A donation shortly before PewDiePie said "nigger" | ||
Their history probably begins with some viking bullshit but no one cares. All that is known of them is that they were conquered by Sweden after Sweden was defeated by Russia in the Great Northern War, which led to Russia annexing Finland, taking it from its previous owner, Sweden. So Sweden conquered Norway, but Norway declared independence in 1905. But at least Norway had lots of chuds who joined the SS and supported Nazi Germany.
Relationship with soyjaks
Norway is also affiliated with the Shemmy because its mascot is a Nordic swede, it just doesn't go together like Joe Biden wearing a Russia shirt.
Norway is the homeland of the Norwegian Soyjak variant.
Shit nobody cares about
If you are a "nordic" nigger reading this but hate gay people and love swedes, then I can at least respect you a little bit. you vill not be spared in the TND
