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ICE

ICE is water that is frozen into a solid state, forming at or below temperatures of 0°C in 1 atm of pressure. It is best known for being very cold when you touch it, and is used to treat pain because the sensation of cold temperature overrides the sense of pain in the human brain. If your blood turns into ice, that’s called frostbite and you die.

Snow is formed when tiny pieces of ice (frozen rain) clump together. It looks white and is also very cold.


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Why yes, ICE are gigachads.How could you tell?

ICE agents are right-wing racists!
>ay caramba im getting el deportado *BRAAP* you eyesee agents are obsessed about me o algo *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

ICE is the acronym for Immigration and Customs Enforcement, an anti-spic federal Secret Police agency founded on March 1st, 2003 by the Department of Homeland Security following the 9/11 terrorist attacks. It is best known for deporting illegal immigrants back to Mexico and being VERY HATED by Libtards. It can be used in raids if your target is an illegal. The agency mostly consists of Aryanactualmente they allow Meximutts and Native Americans to work for them o algo bigots that harass innocent trans folx, want a $40k signing bonus, legal immunity to kill Libtards and a decent salary without going to college. They are hihgly trained and professional, and enjoy barging in uninvited to subdue le heckin' illegals. Since it is a federal agency, the president DQNALD TRVMP, has control over them and has made them actually do their fucking job.


Things ICE does or has done[edit | edit source]

>fuggen beetch or something

Relationship with the Sharty[edit | edit source]

ICE has occasionally been used for GlowNVKES. They are a good GlowNVKE resource if your target is an illegal alien, has violated some sort of US immigration or customs law, or has made threats against the Department of Homeland Security. This is because they just don’t care about feelings and will arrest and deport those unfortunate Meximutts without hesitation. Most of the antimatter tranny gegbulls the Sharty 'oxes are leftists, so it shouldn't be too hard to find these sorts of threats from them.

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