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Jartycuck

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>Though maybe you were looking for the real jartycuck or the dead nigger site?
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Don't goon to anything you see. False flag every revision in the page's history to become Kosovo's cuck of the year.

This page is a gem.
HOWEVER, THE JARTYCUCKS THEMSELVES ARE WRETCHED GABONESE BRIMSTONE RIPPED FROM THE CORE OF ABEEDJAHANNAM!!!!!!!!!!!
Jartycuck
Soyjak subvariant
OriginSoyBooru
Booru posts 1242 As of October 17th, 2025
Based onPatrick
NationalityMosotho

The Jartycuck is a slopjak based on a hanging chud subvariant with large, bright red lips and distorted, teary eyes that was created to mock jakparty.soy users as brown obese autists. The original was based on Jake, a recolor of Nate meant to represent Jarty users, whom this soyjak is named after. This soyjak and the FNF Pedo were the subject of a trend of AI song parodies in 2024. The Jartycuck is often edited into objects in a comedic manner. Xe is often featured in brimstone creepypastas.

This subvariant is among the most successful and influential to be ever posted, and has resulted in the -cuck suffix being permanently embedded in the average soyteen's vocabulary. This meme also contributed to the rise of awards and slopjaks as the dominant memes of 2024.

Origin[edit | edit source]

Jake, the inspiration for the Jartycuck

"Oh look it's another hideously distorted brown hanging troonjak, I'm paralyzed with laughter." -Chud1 (February 4, 2024)

The Jartycuck, (like most Slopjaks) was first created on SoyBooru, the original undistorted jartycuck was posted to SoyBooru in late December 2023, with the image being edited and distorted into its most well-known form on February 4, 2024. The Jartycuck is shown to have features reminiscent of racist archetypes of niggers from early-1900s America, including vantablack skin and obnoxiously large bright red lips. Xe is hanging from a rope, implying xe is a troonjak. A view into xis head showcases a massive collage of admins, 'jaks, and other miscellaneous items liked by the boorufag who made the image living "Rent Free" in xis head, implying that the Jartycuck seethes about these things. Xe is also wearing a shirt covered in images of furries, the Discord logo, an Autism Awareness sticker, a "1 year on OTHER bald man with glasses website" medallion, and large text reading "I Transheart Spamming bait" which implies that the Jartycuck enjoys posting bait on websites like soyjak.party and SoyBooru. On an unrelated note, the original Jartycuck image contains a seemingly-unintentional black line on the right side of the image, suggesting that it was edited on the now defunct drawing mobile app Sony Sketch[1], where such a line is often created accidentally by dragging your finger over the screen while editing.

Lore >oh my fanfictiorino[edit | edit source]

Jake Jartiniggerson (pronounced Jar-Tai-Ny-Gor-Sun or /ˈd͡ʒɪmboʊ/ in his native language) was born on February 20, 2007, in Lesotho to a Ukranian mother and a Basotho father. His life in Lesotho was rather peaceful; he was also treated with respect due to him being the only white person in the country. Due to financial issues, he and his family moved to the U.S. in 2022. During these years, Jake discovered a website called jakparty.soy. He got so addicted to it that he ended up gooning Ϫ times per day. During this period, his skin started to turn black (as a chemical reaction his body had to gooning). His family is utterly disappointed in him, and they tried to kick him out.

In school he tried to befriend Nate; however, Nate refused as he knew he used the Jarty and screamed at him, "CORDTROON NIGGER GO BACK." After this, the only friend the jartycuck had was Troonella, whom he met on Discord, and they both tried to groom Caca into turning into a der'cord kitten. Luckily, Nate stopped them, and Troonella ACKed xerself before the police caught them. During this period, Jake also developed a weird, sexual obsession for one of Nate's friends, a girl called Kasumi Rhinehart. He obsessively stalked her every day. Recently the Jartycuck returned to Lesotho seeking asylum so that he could still groom children.

Jartycuck songs[edit | edit source]

In 2024, there was a trend of creating "Jartycuck Songs" using music-generating AI like Suno.com. These songs would usually follow a certain formula, often using the "Oh I'm a [X]cuck, yes i'm an [X]cuck" phrasal template inspired by the Gummy Bear Song and the Colorjak parody from 2022, while mixing in references to the Jartycuck's brown skin and bizarre fetishes. Other commonly-used features of Jartycuck songs include sarcastic mocking awards moving across the screen, mock movie studio intros created on Panzoid.com, and other slopjaks/soybooru figures (such as the FNF Pedo or Satoko_houjou_fan).

These Jartycuck songs became a staple of SoyBooru culture in the following months, with Jartycuck parodies of everything from Green Day to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory being made, and many of these songs becoming widely recognized by the Sharty's userbase over time.

Sadly, suno.com is now rulescucked and it will flag any gemmy prompts. Someone update this page with a working ai song generator.

Origin[edit | edit source]

The first Jartycuck song

The first Jartycuck song. It was made into an SMV and uploaded to SoyBooru in February 2024.[2] Soysneed would later extend this song and even make a full-length SMV based on it.

Extended song[edit | edit source]

The aforementioned extended version of the original jartycuck song. Uploaded in April 2024.[3]

Gummy Bear Song parody[edit | edit source]

Probably the most famous Jartycuck song, based off the Gummy Bear song. Uploaded in April 2024. It also included Satoko and the Shemmycuck.

Jartycuck Rock[edit | edit source]

A rock concert version of the jartycuck theme made by sprokeandmeds on soybooru. One of the more modern and gemmier versions of the jartycuck theme.

March of the Jartycucks[edit | edit source]

This song was uploaded in April of the same year.[4]

Celebration of Soyjaks in 2024[edit | edit source]

(Compressed)

This highly notable SMV was released by Soysneed at the very end of 2024, putting a fitting and grand end to the Jartycuck song meme.[5]

Impact on the Jarty[edit | edit source]

Throughout 2024, the popularity of the Jartycuck meme grew to the point where it started to affect the actual website it was mocking; Jakparty.soy experienced a massive wave of Jartycuck and general slopjak spam starting in April of 2024 and continuing until the shutdown of Jakparty.soy on September 20th, with slopjaks making up over 50% of the posts during the peak. Many soyteens theorize that the constant Jartycuck spam is what ultimately demoralized Lute and caused him to shut the site down.

The Jartycuck defined the legacy of Jakparty.soy, as the site was so barren in its day that nusoisluttas (who never used the site during the Kuz adminship and their war with the Jarty) would never interact with anything Jarty-related besides the Jartycuck, meaning that most soyteens now associate the site more with soytan fart fetish diaper 'p gooning than anything else. The term "Jartycuck" has basically become a synonym for Discorder for nusois, as it is used to insult anyone who displays the characteristics of a Jartycuck rapefugee (such as posting Goonslop or being brown).

Factoids[edit | edit source]

Things the Jartycuck likes:[edit | edit source]

Things the Jartycuck dislikes:[edit | edit source]

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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